TOYOTA HILUX
A/C, Off Road Tires, and Zombie Suppression System now all standard
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This is the first car I’ve ever seen, that I would ever want to carpool in.
this is a toyota hilux quad cab, i wouldnt choose this particular vehicle for a zombie apocalypse scenario. it simply isnt strong enough to withstand hitting multiple zombies, or stationary objects without serious damage. i would go prolly an f 250, raised, armored, and with some form of gatling gun for “zombie interrogations”. also i would weld some form of big rig cow catcher onto the front. older trucks are made with steel, something lacking in todays 4wd cavalcade. having said that, i own a sr5 hilux 4 runner, and it is prolly the most comfortable 4wd ive ever owned. just dont hit kangaroos in them, they can be tempramental
you’re insane right? you have to be american. in no reality is an american 4wd more reliable than, well, anything really. amongst the collection of really awful, awful offroad vehicles, the f250 is possibly the worst. gratuitously large, impractical and and more to the point, incapable. you would be zombie food before you could say ‘i’m a redneck that doesn’t know a thing about cars’. have a good apocalypse. it’ll be a short one.
I’m sure the guy saying not to hit kangaroo’s in them is American
Tard
+10 Internets
okay so, zombie slayer. last time I checked, there is only one marsupial in North America, the opossum . Before you open your mouth do just a tiny bit of research. I’m not saying that it’s an off the shelf F250 but try looking up the lenco bearcat. built off of an F-series Ford truck, capable of 85 mph highway speed, multi shot armor proof capability against a bmg 50 cal, bullet proof glass, 4wd, winch, diesel so you can run it off of old cooking oil if you have to, oh and it’s got a turret on the top of it that will mount most any large caliber machine gun. did I mention that it is AMERICAN made. I’m guessing you are European with that snobbish attitude.
HEY! We’ve got zoos with kangaroos.
Excuse me??? you’re saying that it cant withstand hitting multiple zombies? lmao have you seen the Top Gear episode where they try to destroy a Toyota Hiluz??? they set it on fire, hit it with a wrecking ball, leave it in the ocean overnight, oh yeah…they also drop it off a 40 story building and it still runs and drives!!!
So um… Speaking of Top Gear, did you see the show where they ranked all the car manufactures? I can’t seem to recall who it was that came out on top… let’s see it started with an F I think, Ferrari? No that’s not right. Fiat? um… no. Oh I remember it was FORD. Oh and I did see the Helix episode and they hit the bed with the wrecking ball and not that hard. The ocean bit was impressive as well as the fire but as for hitting the tree and running through the building and having a caravan dropped on it. I would take an old steel body F250 or 350 any day. And I never saw them drop it off a 40 story building, I watched them drop it about 8 feet but that was it. So yes for a zombie apocalypse I’m going with an F250. Trust me my cousin hit a deer with an old 250 going about 65mph on the freeway. All he had to do was rinse the blood off the bumper and pull some bits of fur out of the grill and we couldn’t tell the difference.
They put it on a building, and blew up the building.
screw the 250…. i want an f350.
screw all of you. I want DEAD RECKONING.
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You’ve obviously never heard of or researched the Toyota Hilux…Ford has nothing on the truck.
screw you all give me a stryker APC with the anti-infantry config
Epic.
You can’t suppress zombies; they just keep coming.
sming.
How are you going to aim when you can’t slow down?
dude, halo warthogs almost never slow down and you shoot just fine
Halo is not real and has no realism in it whatsoever. Don’t believe me? OK then. GET OFF THE F***ING XBOX AND BACK TO REAL LIFE!
and DOES REAL LIFE HAVE ZOMBIES?!
yes, yes it does. the only reason they arent atttacking is because its realy hard to be brainless and dig through 6-10″ of dirt.
Six to ten inches?
yes, you have just replied at one
SOMEBODY doesn’t get jokes.
He;s making a joke about Toyota’s breaks
oh i get it. i remember when i would whatch the news…
whatch ROFL
It’s easier than you might think, really. Unless your driver is doing donuts, there won’t be that much relative movement between you and the undead horde. Certainly not so much that you can’t correct.
Vehicle-mounted machine guns are _not_ for precision shooting.
must be a redneck. One non american car is faulty must mean all toyotas are bad. theres a reason toyota is the biggest single brand in the world… douchey douche.
That’s because corollas are so affordable and reliable. Many of their other models aren’t that great. I read that about 75% of Toyota’s sales are off corollas
that guy has it right, I used to work as an automotive tech largelyat one point for Toyota and most of their sales comes from the corolla and camry. As for Toyota trucks I wouldn’t own one if you gave it to me, they are just and I’ve seen more in the shop for multiple issues that any other brand truck that I’ve seen or owned.
I’d buy a GWM before I bought a Hilux to be honest. Lots of bakkies/pickups round here. Isuzu seems to be popular out of the city. General off-road capability needs something tougher than a toyota. In South Africa we don’t have zombies, we have Julius Malema – as intelligent as a zombie but far more dangerous potentially…
But will it inexplicably speed up and/or have brake failure?
Only if you get the brake pedal mixed up with the speed pedal. Honestly, any car on the market today has stronger brakes than engine. If you press the break, it will stop. The “speedup problem” is because old people try to stop cars by pressing the gas pedal.
OK. Sorry for this break in your humour.
But honestly, when fighting zombies, Toyota Hilux is the car to have. That’s what freedom fighters use instead of tanks, and Top Gear drove one top the North Pole. With the heater on, drinking martinis. If it speeds up, just aim at the zombies.
The Nissan Patrol would be far better. And I think that he was referring to Toyota’s slight problem with their safety problem, maybe you heard about it on the news?
Nobody seems to mention that the gas pedals were a part sourced from GM.
Youtube “killing a toyota” and you’ll see why this is the best zombie apocalypse vehicle.
Jsi osel. Nissan je 1/4 Toyoty!
Smart for two would be way better moron.
No. You want a ford f150 raptor with as much damn gas as you can get. Put zombies under a hydraulic press andake oil If necessary. You can off road at 100 mph. Easy. Fox shox I believe. It will survive any
apocalypse. Except the lack-of-petrol apocalypse. Then your screwed.
haha ur a loser
haha ur prepubescent
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Not true for ALL cars in market today. And especially when the car is in motion, the brake might not be stronger than the gas.
did anyone even stop to notice that this is a f***ing nissan fronteir?
wrong you are. it is indeed a Toyota HiLux. not available in the US.
+1
That’s what I came to comment on.
um i have a nissan frontier and that def is a toyota tacoma if u know anything about vehicles dum ars
Uh learn to spell idiot.
I dunno what it is. But definitely not a Hilux.
then you definitely dont know s**t. Its a Hilux
I hope you’re trolling. Its a Hilux. Where I live there were hundreds of this kind, most epic cars ever made. Frontiers and Tacomas are there too. Its def a hilux… silly americans
Proof:
http://cdn.clasipar.com/pictures/photos/000/025/722/vga_Documents.jpg
lol. your f****** stupid
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!! comeon… during a zombie out break… is the gas sticking or the brakes not braking a REAL problem??? What you gonna do… call the Zombie 4 Hire Towing service, or take it to the Yota Dealership? “Yes i need the recalls fixed, the brake pads replaced, and tires rotated… no i dont want a side of BRAAAAAINS, whats wrong with AHHHHHHHH”
if you can’t take it to the repair shop, or stop anywhere long enough to fix it yourself, you better be damn sure it’s not going to break. And brakes that don’t brake when they are supposed too qualifies as not working…. and almost any vehicle, save an Indy car or a Geo Metro*, will likely roll if it tries taking a corner at full speed.
*Indy car because it handles like no ones business, Metro because besides being low to the ground it can’t go fast enough to worry about rolling…..
’84 F-250 (A-series) diesel won’t flip either. I can’t even get it on two wheels for more than a half-second (and yes I know how, it’s just too damn wide and heavy).
Just to help complete the list.
And agreed, any vehicle without a physical user-override to stop the vehicle… I won’t even get in, barring a horde actually chasing me.
Mind you I have no idea whether that applies to the pictured vehicle, and the armaments make it a win.
Thx to superior Japanese technology we have the ultamate zombie tool. A vehicle with the gas stuck on and the brakes stuck off…Perfect!! Now if they could employ that stratagy to thier NASCAR platform maybe they would get a title besides “scariest ride”.
that looks more like a nissan
You know what I don’t get? Why don’t you throw the car into neutral? Wouldn’t that stop it, regardless of whether or not you drop your transmission out? Or have people forgotten what gears are actually in a car to do?
I have asked that same question many times, I come to the conclusion that people become retarded in stressful situations, and fail to use logic.
the problem with the Toyotas that were speeding up, is that the gear selectors were digital, not mechanical, so even if you moved the gear selector to neutral, the car’s computer read that as an error and kept the car in gear. ( at least on the Priuses) Also, the Priuses in question had push button ignitions, rather than keyed ignitions, and could not be turned off while the car was in gear.
personally, i blame SkyNet. Judgement day approaches. Where are you John Connor?
I’m in Mexico, join the party
Amen to that!
lol
If there’s a zombie outbreak i dont think you’ll give a damn if its a nissan or a toyota… WTF!
If there’s a zombie outbreak, how will I know which of you on here is a zombie?
DUH DUH DUH!
A zombie cannot read or type. They do not have enough cognitive skills to use a rock for a weapon.
However, if you are refering to the infected who have yet to succumb, yeah that could be anybody.
Don’t trust anybody w/ bite marks.
meh, just don’t trust anyone you havn’t been near for 5 minutes
That’s a Tacoma, you can tell based on the “rib” that runs from fron to back about a foot above the bottom of the truck. the Hilux does not have this body design.
it just depends on the year… this kind of model came out for many years, i’ve seen hiluxes with and without the “rib”
And the best part? you don’t have to worry about brakes during a zombie attack.
the best part, running over zombies will almost definitively thrash the radiator of any front engined vehicle….. it don’t matter if it’s a Nissan or a Toyota, it will still be Found On Road Dead in about 15 minutes…..
Grill protectors will prevent that. Though for running over zombies I’d prefer something with more mass.
nice tacoma.
Tough one mate! If it was up to me i will get in that sweet ride and shoot every goddamn moving thing out there
also with supplies storage area and shotgun rack
for an extra $100000 we can replace the rear gun with a state of the art automated minigun system so the zombies cannot eat your BRAIINNSS!!!!
I want
If it had a rocket launcher…
A spare tire….really?? How is that gonna work out,”Dude! Righty tighty lefty loosy!” other dude,”I KNOW I KNOW! there is a zombie on my face!”
Looks like a DShK(russian .50 cal) on top and a PKM(russian 7.62 machine gun) on the passenger side; wouldn’t surprise me if this is an Iraqi or Afghani SF truck. Most of the hiluxes we were transporting for them in Afghanistan were beat-up old POS’s, though…
could be a private security corporation, saw plenty of them with some serious budgets for new rides very often when i was over there.
i wanted one of that!
Kinda looks like my buddy Tori’s car.
According to Top Gear, the Hilux is an indestructible car. Now it is also indestructible in the face of zombies. Win.
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F***itall… I don’t want that thing for a possible World War Z ride, I wanna use it against all the goddamned blue-haired snowbirds on the roads here in Tucson!
“Hey, gramps! Speed limit’s 45, not 20! Get off the f***in’ road! Go to the RIGHT. No, @sshole, the RIGHT!! F***itall, here, have a does of .30 Browning to go with your geritol and viagra, ass-tard!”
God, it feels good just to TYPE it.
It looks very much like anti-hijacking equipment for a car in South Africa.. similar to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc
Anyone headed to the world cup football (aka soccer) ?
Well Done! I Like it!
Good, except for one thing. It’s a Toyota. It needs to be American
dont people know that a humvee(military hummer) would be best for zombies, gun in the middle, armor plating, glass that is bullet proof until the .50 cal is brought out, and its american
americans are retarded. i would much rather a 4wd that will run for years without needing a service than an overweight paperweight that chews thru fuel like hell. cmon, its a zombie apocalypse. american=faulty.
not the SUV, Aus, the military vehicle that the SUV was based on. one of the few vehicles that has 16 inches of ground clearance with such small wheels (comparatively speaking).
And yet somehow it’s still not a truck, it’s only a toyota…
Just needs some functioning breaks and your set…
i thinks this is a nissan !!!!! punk!!!
This car better be in the next zombie movie… it would be too epic to crash.
Good for blowin’ up s**t in your way when the pedal gets stuck
I think that’s a Mahindra, actually…
either your a retard…. or nice troll.
nice tacoma
That actually looks like a Technical. Which would make the location Somalia. In which case the owners of the Technical aren’t very nice people at all.
Just because you saw “Black Hawk Down” doesn’t make you an expert. These are used by military contractors around the world, mainly in Afghanistan.
Just because you saw “Black Hawk Down” doesn’t make you an expert. These are used by military contractors around the world, but mainly Afghanistan.
Jap trucks R 4 Fux
I CALL SHOTGUN!
personally, I’d prefer an armed/armored school bus. but definitely not in that s**tty yellow they come in. Blackout camo’s much cooler. And it’d turn zombies into speed bumps and hardly notice it.
or a tank
It’ll get stuffy in there….and you wouldn’t want to stick your head out because there might be a zombie which would start eating your face off…..
Oh, it’s the Toyota Hilux with the optional Ted Nugent package installed.
what happened to the old fashioned way of strolling through a zombie infested town on foot with some filmsy 9mm or baseball batt-like weapons you found somewhere with a limited amount of ammo, to reach a formerly populous mall, now full of zombies, hoping you’ll be rescued and then building your own riding fortress out of a bus?
Seriously, this is like, for the lazy apocalypse survivor
(on the car thing… zombies just run… so you’ll get away from them EASILY if you drive ’round 80 km/hour (50mph) and at that speed you can simply slow down your car by using its engine if the brakes fail… but that’s for when you have a shift-drive (manual… dunno what it’s called xD) which is standard in most european countries
(poor americans ^^)
and as if breaking is your nr1 priority
meh id prefer this:
http://www.acpr.org.il/ENGLISH-NATIV/04-issue/stryker.jpg
but thats just IMHO….
What about the Subaru Brat?
Admittedly it will barely outrun the zombie nation but your machine gunners will be cozy in the bed mounted jump seats and the 4wd plus lightweight frame will not get stuck when running over the corpses of the undead.
Its indestructible and who cares about precision shooting when you are surrounded by zombies. You just shoot and hope to hit something
as long as the thing you hit isn’t your foot
i own a hilux , and i use it every day for farm working , and then in my free time i go hunting and my hilux has never let me down plus i havnt had to fix anything on it for over 5 years now
i personally think its a great machine
f**k drving a car, gimme a f**king train. not one of the diesel electric ones they got now, gimme an old 1800s steam locomotive. easy to get fuel, and those buggers were built to withstand damn near ANYTHING. about the only thing that stopped those trains was the buffalo herds that stretched from horizon to horizon, and they’re all gone now.
i would get a MAT-V http://www.oshkoshdefense.com/products/5/m-atv with a .50 cal
Dude, you should get an MRAAP instead.
its MRAP and a MAT-V is an MRAP
I agree with algeroth. It’s too bad the only kind of person who could use this vehicle to combat zombies properly is a redneck…who would never be caught dead in a toyota.
Sorry.
You guys do realise that it’s handy to have a car that doesn’t run out of gas every 3-4 seconds, hence the Hilux is the best of the lot? (You have to make some compromises, a Hummer needs it’s own freaking petrol station and so does and F-250 or an F-350 and remember, Murphy’s Law applies even more so during zombie apocalypses [assuming that there's more than one, somehow])
Stuff everything I said, get a Toyota Landcruiser. Much tougher and with loads more room to store ammo and spare fuel cans.
I wonder how it’ll do if you smash it into a Terminator
omfg i want one!!
Only babys would use this. I, for one, would use an armored tandem bike.
I’d just use a armoured car, light on fuel (kinda But uses more then a normal car), armoured, Some of em have Offencesive and defencesive ablites and some have a inner tire which would help you if you get a flat so you can get out of there without getting bogged down
Since zombies arent real and your all morons. This whole argument is pointless.
BTW. who ever said the F 250 was better that this is a complete too bag moron…. You tube TOP GEAR TOYOTA DESTRUCTION if you can remove your head from your ass long enough.
hello mister troll
Since zombies arent real and your all morons. This whole argument is pointless.
BTW. who ever said the F 250 was better that this is a complete tool bag moron…. You tube TOP GEAR TOYOTA DESTRUCTION if you can remove your head from your ass long enough.
Meh, I’ll stick with an AC-130 Spectre with a secure stockpile of food, weapons, ammo, water, and fuel in a place where the zombies can’t find it, that’ll keep me set.
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