OVERKILL
Why have one, when you can have 200?
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Are those rifles??
Whoever that car belongs to, they are not my best-friend!…
Usually I would agree but with the zombie apocalypse that coming we can never be too armed
Un, yeah you can.
It woud be better to have 2 or 3 guns. Lots of ammo, some food, some H2O, a crobar and a big knife.
Unless you have tons of ammo and 200 guys to fire them 200 guns are just a lot of weight.
you forgot to mention a chainsaw dude, or a chainsaw attachment for that rifle maybe? http://epicwinftw.com/2010/03/07/epic-win-photos-now-standard-issue/
If a zombie manages to get within a good chainsaw range you are probably going to die soon. NEVER let zombies get that close.
*wonders why we are fighting over how to survive the hypothetical takeover of sci-fi creatures.*
why not?
Becaus eit won’t be hypithetical much longer
however, your spelling is
f*** all of those guns, cause once your out of bullets, your screwed, i personally say RPG that bish, all you need is some light platemail, a sheild, a long sword (or a variation of said sword), Ys Seven OST, and a few maps
now see your got the right idea!
i prefer dual wielding katanas myself.
Actually that is not true, while you do try to kill them as far away as possible, and i would not use a chainsaw because of how loud it was, it is very possible to destroy a zombie in seconds with this devastating weapons.
Electric chainsaw = silent until you are cutting, and not very loud when. Cordless electric = mobility.
Well, you know husqvarna makes a chainsaw wit a 6 foot bar
because its not hypothetical its just a matter of time
A chansaw is loud, requies power or fuel, and spatters infected blood/brains/tissue everywhere.
If forced to face a zombie in close quarters a machete is much more practical.
Loud noises only attract more. Conserve your ammo and hide out until the nuke comes.
Then there wont be much of anything left to hide out in. Let alone yourself. Last time i checked not many humans are nuke proof (chuck norris is the only one i can think of that wont die from a nuke)
You cant forget Harrison Ford (see 4th Indiana Jones movie)
………. I do hope you realize that he is f***ed if he actually was in a fridge and someone dropped a nuke? If it was that simple, we could do the same thing in MW2…
i think you can seeing that as one of the most unrealistic games ever.
Back in the1940′s and 50′s, fridges were lined with lead. Lead is an effective shield against short bursts of radation, which is why X-Ray nurses still give patients lead-lined covers to patients during a procedure.
Lined, not made out of solid lead, plus the fall and heat would kill him
That’s if the blast of said nuke didn’t already flatten him. Whether it was an air or ground detonated nuke the force of the blast from that close of range would have destroyed the fridge and killed him in a matter of seconds.
Jack Bauer survived one
it’s called: ARMING CIVILIANS
ducktards…
perfect for Doom series..uh, and Half-Life too
Really? I’d go with a shaolin spade. Much longer range as well as two different ways to cut. Good for crowd-control
An excelent choice if you can get one.
Someone who recognized the eventual zombie outbreak, I guess there’s still some smart people out there.
Grab a semiauto carbine, bayonet if you can, silenced sidearm, preferable a silenced pistol. Crowbar and machete works well
And enjoy smashing those zombies
Obviously a katana and/or a halberd would be the best because both have good range and amazing slicing power. Big people use halberd small people use katana. No one ever mentions Monkey bombs…. obviously the best weapon in the fight against zombie invasions.
Ever seen a quando?
One machette, three pitchforks. If you’re going to face zombies, bring friends. while three surrond, skewer, and immobilize the undead, the fourth person walks around behind it and lops off the head.
Two or three such teams, each armed with at least one rifle as well, can provide highly effective mutual support. In a worst case scenario they rank up like a hedgehog with pitchforks in every direction while the rifles to they work.
It’s not the weapons, it’s the tactics that count.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
not to mention chainsaws will jam up due to the flesh stuck in the gears.
Machete would get caught on the bones and slow you down
not a good one. A good one will cut right through. Or, if you’re worried about that, go Katana. Katana are made to cut straight through.
Dude, chainsaw is bad ass but bad idea. Once coming into contact with infected it’s gonna spray blood all over the place possibly infecting you.
Also it creates so much noise you’d be screwed! Every zombie in hearing range will be at your doorstep asking for seconds on your brains!
@kooster
another thing about the chainsaw: once its out of fuel, its basically like hitting zombies with a boom box.
challenge accepted
Are you kidding? With the way the AR-15 jams, you’re gonna _need_ all of those to last through an extended zombie fight.
act like a zombie
I’ll do it on the night.
its going to be hard to survive a zombie apocalypse if you can’t spell “Crowbar”.
Since when do you have to be able to spell to kill a zombie?
Yeah, but Shaun survived with a rifle and a cricket bat…
It’s not like we the survivors will run out of food for a long time. With hundreds of stores filled with crackers, flour and other non-quickly-spoiling (I dunno what the real term is, English – not my native language) foods, I’m sure food will be available when the time comes.
For $100, the word is perishable Non-Pershible
For $100, the word is non-perishable
you empty one clip, grab a gun, empty one clip, grab another, keep repeating this untill all the zombie’s are dead. OR he is making his own private army! (yes by empty one clip i mean shoot the zombies!)
u could always use the spare parts
i agree with you and it only took forever to get this far in if you have a ton of ammo great but if your firing pin or something breaks you are f**ked so proper tactical load for zombie 6 AR’s of choice ( i’d go with 3 ak 47 since they are hard to break and excelent damage where as m16 just penetrates to easily) and maybe teh other 3 something like…. g36 or …….. 0.0 get a gun that uses 5.56 since ak = 7.62 that way any ar u find ur likely to get more useable ammo from i’d say m416 cqb ( built in scope) also get a good shot gun AA12 is great for rapid close range fighting and wherever your holed up make sure u have 4 things 1. food/water
2. ammo
3. a machine gun ( grab one off of any nearby tank since most likely the military will have failed to contain teh outbrak and there will be plenty of tanks in citys( avoid teh city if you can tho )
4. company make sure you have at least 1 otehr person or you will go insane from isolation.
get some friends and use the tank… whats wrong with you
no fuel
wow every weapon you named is from call of duty, and just so you know, m16 uses 5.56, aka .223
No S**t
Well you have to consider the possibility that they’re gunsmiths and intend to use the extra part from the 200 guns to repair any that break or otherwise fall into disrepair.
you dont have to be a gunsmith, ar15s(which i presume those are) are very simple to assemble/disassemble, so as long as theyre not complete idiots that know nothing about the weapons theyre hoarding, they should be good
You forgot to mention a better vehicle. Zombies open minivans like tuna tins.
Fire-Throw-Repeat
FYI they are seat buckles and this is not over-kill it’s over-kill saftey 101
No, Evan, those are rifles.. uFail. And for a zombie apocalypse, it would be safety * 101.
Seeing as how you can’t tell the ass-end of a rifle with the sling attached from a seatbelt, and you can’t spell safety right.. You’d be the first I’d throw into the oncoming horde!
Actually I thought they were strapons at first glance…
…. 0.0 now i have to change my name since i can’t be associated with someone as stupid as you evan
-Evan M.- ( soon to be changed)
too bad democrats are evil commies and want to ban fun stuff like this…
apparently, neither is spell-check… that was supposed to say “now” not “not”…
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
And this is how duke nukem forever Starts…..
Too bad Duke Nukem Forever was scrapped.
It hasn’t been scrapped per se’. It’s just what they meant by ‘forever’ is that this is how long it’s going to take to get it coded up.
(of course, by that time, ol’ Duke will be nothing but a raging alcoholic who amuses himself by taking pot-shots at squirrels off his back porch)
chuck norris promised to destroy delaware when the next duke nukem comes out thats why it was scrapped
sorry but look again
What the hell are they?
Those are AR15 rifles, with the butts (back end) sticking up.
What the hell are those?
Buggy whips. For people who are very cruel to their buggies.
Sorry, I will try not to forget to close my tailgate next time.
why the hell are all of the post being reposted
Wtf is that? Seatbelts?
What are those actually? ^.^
sooooo what is this?
Guns, perhaps? Not sure what they are.
Indeed, they look like guns. What the hell is this guy hunting?!
Does it matter? Personally, I’M not asking him!
He’s hunting the samrtest prey of all…….Canalope!!!!!
Those are 200 M4A1s in the back of a van.
OverKILL indeed…v_v not to proud ’bout that one.
>.> I’ll take my car back thanks you….
Well, this guy obviously doesn’t like to re-load.
Win.
those are definitely not guns. no idea what they are, though.
Umm, yeah, they are. Look in to the upper left corner of the mass. You’ll see guns alright.
They are guns. 200 of them, muzzle pointing down.
How stupid can you be? Of course they are guns! look at all the comments. You are incredibly stupid!!
I wanna go to whatever garage sale he just came from! That guy has some lucky grandkids/nieces and newphews! Did someone actually count all the M4s or are we just guessing on the 200? I would have just went with sh#tload.
They are probably actual military M4s (not the civilan AR-15 variant), judging by the CCOs (close combat optics) mounted on them.
Most likely, they are from a basic training unit, as new privates usually train with CCOs, and don’t use more advanced sights and scopes until they actually get to thier line unit. (They’re lucky to get M4s, even, and not M16s)
Also, this would explain why there are so many, as most basic training companies train all thier platoons as a group, while line units USUALLY do platoon-internal training.
And, because there are no machine guns (M249s, to be specific), which would be present in a line unit (one for every 4 soldiers).
Why they are in the vehicle is hard to explain. It is illegal to carry a service weapon in a personal vehicle.
Most likley, they are all consolodated there so someone can keep an eye on them while the privates do some sort of other training without them.
thanks for the tip….i guess
Thanks ArmyDude
My husband is active duty army, and he says it looks like the back of a staff duty van, so it probably isn’t a privately owned vehicle. If that helps.
I figured the vehicle was a G-ride (US Govt plates)
Ya’ll are going to think over kill and they aren’t your friends. That all sound sweet and cute but when the s**t hits the fan don’t come running expecting me to protect you. You have the same chance as all of us right now. Hoard what you can (guns, ammo, food, water and meds. Money is not going to be worth the paper it is printed on. The person that ownes the van will be able to trade for anything he wants. Don’t get sucked into the Dem thinking. Think for yourself.
200? Don’t you mean, OVER 9000!!?!?
Win.
Okay i wanna stop getting mailed to xD
Bill of Rights – Second Ammendment. Don’t like it? Move.
Bill of Rights – First and Fourth Ammendments
I dont have to, and you can make me.
Bill of Rights – 19th Ammendment.
GTFO.
What does women’s right to vote have to do w/ this?
Also only the first 10 amendments are in the Bill of Rights. The rest were added later.
Wow… govt. fail. 19th is Women voting. Learn the Constitution (unless you’re referencing a foreign one). Anyway, pertaining amendments would be 2nd (right to bear arms) and 4th (unlawful search and seizures). Go bad ass gun ppl!
I’d ask to have the vehicle with all that’s in it, but I’m afraid the government might see this and put me on some terrorist watch…
Why have 1 gun when you can have 200? Cause this is freakin america, dumbasses! Land of overkill and stupidity of society (for the most part, aat least)!
LEEERROOOYYYY JJEEEENNNKKKIIIINNNNSSSS is ready this time, those zombies base is are gonna belong to him with the help of kicking ass and chewing bubble gum with OVER 9000 guns. And he’s all outa gum.
why have over 200 AR-15′s when they fire the same round, just keep one, and fill the back with mags
Way to ruin the Joke Jackass
No one else noticed they are all facing FORWARD!?!?!?!?
Watch for speed bumps, van driver
They are probaly rifles that are being returned to the armory after a deployment. They did this for us after getting back from Iraq so everybody did not have to stand in line at the armory for hours waiting to turn their weapon in. We made somebody else deal with it.
you all are f***ing idiots, there’s clearly 200 cobras in the back if the suv
200 C7A2 pic taken in Esquimalt, BC, Can. Taken in August 09 after an Officer Training Program.
i wish i could afford that many guns
i only have 3
the best part is how hey are all facing the driver!
Yeah I drove all those weapons to get destroyed, Naval Base 32nd Street juts got ride of all of them. Tax payers money just s***ted down the toilet.
better hope he doesn’t hit any bumps!
most likely just some military unit heading to the range
guns…..keeeewwwllll!
I say, a crossbow with a LOT of bolts, 500 pounds of canned food, about 100 gallons of purified water, and set up in a two story house and destroy the staircase. lol i could do better and whip out the ‘ol zombie survival guide but this is on the top of my head
Those zombies dont got sh*t on this.
That picture I recall from an article I read. That vehicle was supposedly located in some sort of a gangs stash in the US near the Mexican border, which was discovered recently.
awesome!!!
I wana be with this guy when the zombies comes
Gotta have 200 hundred cause each one will jam after the first shot.
What are those? They look like 200 tickle me Elmos? Am I right?
There is no such thing as overkill there is only ‘Open fire’ and ”I need to reload.’
Okay people lets stop and be reasonable here. Zombies never have and never will happen. I mean if some kind of virus was going to control us, in the hundred something years that we’ve been around, it would have done it already. Anyway so many people ,thats you guys, have gotten yourselfs so hiped up about it that IF by some random occurance a zombified human came into existance the infection wouldn’t spred because it’d be destroyed almost instantly. theres you bowl of reason for today.
You forgot to factor in the little bigglet of information that we’re f**king with genetics and Biology now.
Just too finally set it to rest. Those are M4′s not M4A1′s with the sling facing back. It is probably just like the SUV my unit was issued while I was in Iraq. They also all have an M68 Red dot reticule attached to the top (they suck BTW rather have an ACOG). And as for the Zombie issue they are terrible rifles for this reason. They don’t have good power so you have to shoot for the face/head or they will keep coming without slowing down. The .223 round is designed to bounce around the body and destroy organs. Not so much an issue for a zombie. They are also fairly light so if you use them as a club they would suck. You would be better off with a Semi Auto. battle rifle like the m14. It is all wood and is designed for trench warfare if necessary so it makes a hell of a club if needed. With a suppressor of course to prevent too much sound. And this is why I would survive to shoot your zombie rotting corpses.
BTW regular army doesn’t use the M4A1 it’s a common mistake but the M4A1 is full auto so it wastes ammo the M4 is the standard semi/3round burst version we all know and love. And who ever said he was driving to get them destroyed…Why were the sights and slings still attached when the arms room can keep those or turn them in for credit on your units budget? Translates to full of s**t wanted to feel like he knew something. US ARMY ARMORER and an NCO
bravo bravo very good jeff
I would have to agree with H@r H@r H@r. He raises a valid point. If a zombie infection were going to take over don’t you think it would have?
THat sarah connors car man!!
those are def seat belts… not guns
…What do you mean you can just “reload” them when they are empty?? Next you’re going to tell me I don’t have to get a new car when it runs out of gas!
The only reason we’re not neck deep in zombies is special trained troops go around and kill them before they get to big, theres s**t in the news all the time about how some person attacked another person by biting them and dragging them to the ground. Alpha squads are the bomb, but in other countries “cannabalism attacks” are still pretty rampant. People still go missing in america all the time and all they find is like a foot or arm or some random body part. Its zombies…. they’re slowly getting worse and worse
Hmmm better 2-3 rifles and a s**t load of full ammo clips then a pile of rifles.
All I need is a torn shirt, a blade of grass, and a clean lens to focus light.
Actually, forget the first two. I’m just burn those SOBs.
Reminds me of Vash…
Most likely to be from the Al-Ma’unah arm heist in Malaysia circa July 2000.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Ma'unah
more than 9000 seatbelts?
A clip? I wouldn’t want a clip to fight zombies….the most a clip can hold is 5 rounds……which if I recall correctly, M4′s can still be clip fed. I would want a magazine. magazine’s can hold upwards of 30 rounds, standard load is 30 round magazines. Though I like either fashion for zombies, one requires picking up a new rifle and locking in new sight picture, the other, you can maintain a good sight picture and good stance while you reload. Just depends on the situation. If I’m running like a mofo, I’m fine with having new weapons, but if I’m reliant on a ‘hold the ground’ tactic then I’ll take the reloading anyday. Btw, why else was bayonet training still valued soldier training until just recently. We gotta stop the zombies somehow when we run out of ammo…..BAYONET CHARGE!
magazine and clip mean the same thing, and magazines can hold UP TO 30 rounds, not upwards of. anything more than that and you need a drum
They do not mean the same thing. Some people use them interchangeably because they are ignorant. Magazine capacity varies with weapon type and manufacturer. For example, Magpul’s new quad stack magazine for the AR15 hold’s 60 rounds, while Surefire’s can hold 100.
hahaha… theyre not even real….. theyre rubber rifles…. womp womp wommmp
those are real i assure you
Use all of the guns and ammo, then shoot guns and emoty clips at them with the rock-it launcher from fallout 3!
those are M4 carbines with rail mounted M68 red dot close combat optics in the back of a tmp 15 pack van
Sorry to break the silliness but this is a common scene for people in the army. When arms rooms are moving or going to the ranges sometimes, we’ll just throw all the rifles into the government van.
1.let’s
2.Humans have been around more than 100 years.
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GOD! Your general knowledge of the English language is SHAMEFUL! You’re a perfect example of zombie fodder! DIE DIE DIE!
jk i love you.