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I’m a geek, just not that much.
In fact, by the time I actually get to use the gadget, It would probably become obsolete because I was busy.
That IS obsolete. I can’t really tell because the picture’s too small, but I think that’s a TI83. If he was REALLY a geek he’d be making out with at least a TI89.
or a cute girl with supple nipples but thats just me
Does anyone have a source on that chick?
I have the most… obvious… boner right now
that’s an hp 50g, and it’s better than any piece of crap TI pushes out
I’ve never tried kissing mine, but i know he likes to be stroked around the serial and usb ports and rubbing the area over his IR led causes him to completely freak out, he’s cute
Sorry… I was only looking at the girl.
Thank you both for proving the stereotype though!
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Here’s an internetz for you sir.
wow, that really made me rotflmao
nice job *thumbs up*
It obviously is an texas instrument calc…
hp is a piece of s#%t, the only thing those twats haven’t f$%ked up in yet is chromatrography.
i love how ur all caring about the calculator…… ya know theres a topless girl right there behind him right?
Thank you, I was about to point that out, it is a shame that some smart guys are too absorbed into tech to notice girls, why do you think some of us switch teams?
I was thinking it was likely that the guy with the calculator already had, hence why he’s more interested in the calculator than the girl.
eh… they’re covered.
I’ve had my TI200 for 3 years now and I would never have ignored her. I’d need to satify her lipschits condition and make sure it is continuous before plugging in a runge kutta equation on it.
I would make love to a TI-Nspire.
I would make love to a girl!
…if you could!
what geek?
the fact you recognized it as a TI83 has just doomed you…
Uhh….. I didn’t even notice he was holding something until I read this stuff…. In fact… Took me a while to even notice him. I think you guys are missin the point.
That is the point, though. They are just like the guy in the picture.
I’m a geek too, i’d probably be more interested in the girl..but she does look like she walked in on him..or this image is fake..
Or its a joke picture that somehow made it to the internet but thats just outlandish isnt it
Joke pictures NEVER make it on the internet, I dunno what you’re talking about
My ‘spider-sense’ would be tingling at this point… amongst other things.
that is pure win
Photo’s fake. Girls don’t WANT to have sex.
WTF! speek 4 urself man
its true, only time women “WANT” to have sex, is when they want something.
not my girlfriend! lol 2 days apart and the withdrawal starts to rly hit ‘er.
guess I’m not a woman then…..
Yeah. Sex.
@ Lupus: just cuz you ain’t got game don’t mean it’s her fault.
unless she’s into drugs. then, yeah, she’s gonna steal everything in your wallet to buy some ecstacy
Hope he’s got something in it, he sure doesn’t have anything else.
More likely money, clothes, money, a breakup, money, or a kid…
honestly? your name is Ryan and you are speaking for all girls?
i see two problems here…
its fake for other reasons
Magoo has never had the good fortune to meet a woman so perpetually aroused she’d eat thru your pants faster than any acid solution…luckily for me, i have…unlucky for me, that was over some time ago…
Girls love to have sex. Just not with you.
BaZINGA!
TBBT Quote. Gotta love Sheldon.
I wants, but not with you people
I THINK I KNOW THAT GIRL. OMFG. RUN, GEEK!
I’m almost certain I went to high school with the geek….so I could totally believe this is real.
kill the hopeless bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you suggesting a geekocaust? O_O Massive Geekocide?! What is wrong with you man?!
I think he’s referring to the girl. I mean look at her, she MUST be desperate.
hit us up w her # then?
we couldn’t do that! then who would fix my computer?
Why bother? they’ll never get a chance to pass on their genes anyway.
i happen to be from a long line of geeks & nerds, my father’s a geek, my mother’s a geek, my brother’s a geek oh, and i’m a geek.
hell, i’m starting to think my CAT’s a geek.
Yeah, this isn’t the first picture of these two.
Let’s consider…….
He knows exactly the right buttons to push to make him smile.
It gives HOURS of pleasure.
It only gives you direct answers – no guessing needed
It recharges itself in no time at all.
He can upgrade any time without a second thought or consequences.
It doesn’t care what size his input is – it will put out.
Yeah, all that and it’s a CALCULATOR.
Well if you can program it to swallow you’ll make a fortune
FTW!!!!!
You get an intertubes. +1
Technically this would ne a “dork” or “nerd,” not a “geek” — as “geek” does not include Social Ineptitude. See http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/nerd-venn-diagram for details.
thanks for takin’ the fun outta it, buddy…..Geez, you nerdlings ruin EVERYTHING….
Except WoW.
Whoa, ignoring the geek, the girls is actually very, very “hot”.
Yeah, I was wondering why everyone was talking about the “nerd.”
that “guy”
is probably not a guy.
IT CAN’t be!
SO BADLY PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
not bad, just obvious. that mirror…
I’d shove that calculator up that geeks ass and do her.
Why do you like shoving calculators up people’s asses? Seriously, if you’re going to do her, do her. No need to start shoving things up people’s asses, you weirdo.
hahhahahahhahahahha
There goes his idea of foreplay then.
:rimshot:
I know what I’d shove up HER ass, I can tell you that much.
Oooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaay……..that’s good to know.
Yeah I don’t think he’d notice at all if you just came in and started nailing her right there. No need to get violent.
Fascinating..
well my mind is normally in the gutter so… I’m thinking it’s a BDSM situation. She looks a bit submissive.
Just gotta say, that girl is really pretty.
Seriously?
its probaly his stepsister
And?
She definitely has pretty nice knockers.
Along with the nicely shaped abdomen and a lovely neck accentuated by an equally lovely collar. Yes…yes.
Just that she’s wearing a collar is enough to make it awesome…
but…her boobs are REALLY small…can’t be more than a B cup….
she’s a member of the itty bitty titty committee
Erm, no, these boobs are pretty normal. B or C-cup is the normal size, unlike the photos on websites you visit frequently.
Well, the ones on those websites are probably ‘shopped anyways
Finally! Someone who doesn’t think the B stands for Below average! ^^ I’m glad SOMEONE thinks girls my size are normal.
Wonder how many girls you see IRL then…
They look fine to me.
uhh… those aren’t small by ANY means. A B-cup isn’t small. It’s average. The most common bra size is 34B, at least last i checked. My GF has 34A’s and they are bigger than my hands (which are also of average size). Any more than a handful is just extra.
Face it. If you turned that down, all of your friends would think you were gay.
It is obvious she is reluctantly offering him sex for a turn with the calculator but he doesn’t want to share.
He could at least let her give him a blow job out of sympathy…but no, the calculator has all the right answers. 5318008
“5318008″
+1 for that. lol
The answer is actually 42.
I agree with the rest of the comment though.
But what’s the question?
Am I the only one who noticed the blur at the top of the screen?
Ceiling fan in motion
thought so too at first but after looking at the shape, its not, most likely the part they edited out
WHOA! Evil twin?
…or am I the evil twin?
I am they evil twin of EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
damn it *the* evil twin…….hangs head in shame while awaiting the arrival of the spelling nazis.
we have arrived you are screwed
everybody expects the spelling nazis
Nope was too busy looking at the girl
Looks like a ceiling fan that was on when the picture was being snapped.
i know these geeks, they graduated with me
He may be the “geek” but he also has the she-geek.
Jealous.
I’m gonna go out on limb here and say..hmmm…oh, IDK….THE CEILING FAN!!!
Can I touch the calculator…? Can I? Can I?
The blur is the some kind of information being watermarked
OMG, I am a geek and I could not resist her hotness. If you can resist her hotness you are not a geek, you are gay.
I’m straight, but if a naked girl walked into the same room as me and tried to seduce me, I’d most likely resist for as long as I could(and I’m pretty stubborn), the reasons being:
1) self control
2) I have morals
3) Unlike you and most everyone on the Internet, I don’t allow my perversion to control me. I may act immature at times, but I try and keep my perversions under control.
Btw, this most likely renders your argument invalid.
here are the reasons you should REALY try to resist
1) you don’t know the girl
2) you don’t know why she’s seduceing YOU.
3) you don’t know how she got in your house.
Yeah, ceiling fan…. right. 1.) Ceiling Fans usually do not hang off-center 2.) At this perspective, a ceiling fan would make for a much more elliptic shape. 3.) Ceiling fans are usually connected to something and do not float freely. 4.) They do not intersect with doors (as this would do)… and most importantly… 3.) CEILING FANS DO NOT BLUR THE EDGE OF DOORS.
It’s text blurred out.
That being said…. more pics of that girl please
If I’d ever be in that situation… does someone actually have mentioned the girl is HOT LIKE HELL??? Facebook plz.
Hi, I’m Chris Hansen. Have a seat.
win.
I…I think I love you.
the blur at the top is probably a removed watermark… It is not a moving ceiling fan as you don’t see a connection to the ceiling, also ceiling fans in motion do not look like that…
There’s a blur?
The blur is most likely a blurred timestamp and I think that girl might be Liz Vicious…
Very sad indeed, he couldn’t get a sexy T-89 so he is cuddling with that ugly T-83.
That’s more of a nerd than a geek…
Haha, I know how this feels…
rofl
the blur is there to cover up an html. You’ll notice the same thing in the geek’s pants if you look closely.
cheers
She looks cold.
He looks like Neville Longbottom.
Wait! There’s a guy in the picture?
Inaccurate. Guy is clearly a Nerd. Geeks hug their consoles not their calculators
I have the older version of that calculator, I want that one!!!
BTW… nice door
I have that exact calculator.
dammit……turn around!!!! please D’:
Why do you want to see his back?
gadgets > skanks. Prove me you’re more intelligent than a tool and I’ll look at you.
Why would I prove myself to be more intelligent than you, tool?
Spirit of Corey Haim.
AW D00DZ!!!!111!1!1 THAT’S AWSUM!1!11!!!!
WHO GIVES A FACK?!
GTFO.
Man do i hope you guys realise this is staged!
He’s so lame that he’s stuck with a TI-83, not a TI-89. Obviously the chick didn’t nSpire him into acquiring a better taste.
Heh heh heh, see what I did there?
What the hell is that cloud thing at the top of the photo?
First few posts on this page… FAIL
INCORRECT SIR! All geeks THINK about is sex!
yeah sure cyber sex
fuk the damn ceiling fans, calculators, nerdy idiots licking the calculator, look at the fukin girl she is fukin HAWT !!!!!!
I’ve actually seen another variation of this, so apparently there is like a photo set of this somewhere on the internet.
http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/attention-fail-science.jpg
no thats a smart geek….why…..because shes trying to hard to get noticed>.>
:OOO THAT’S MY CALCULATOR!!! NOOOOO! YOU CHEATERRRRRR!!! Dx
She should have more of a tan and more rigid boobs…
Pale girls are still hawt.
Nothing less than a TI-89 is worth that.
Erm guys if you havent noticed by now the picture my be funny but its a photoshopped pic the calculator is in his face and its completely square not like most calculators that have rounded edges
ERROR!
(oh and btw if anyone says this is a TI83, look at the buttons under the screen, i don’t have that much buttons on my TI83)
All I want to know is who is she and where can I get the set.
IT IS NOT NERD! ITS INTELLECTUAL BAD ASS!!!!!!!!
oh god I would WRECK THAT CHICK!
Wait Wait…
Are you discussing about the calculator?
I have that calculator and I didn´t notice it!! Pfff… Ho pe less!!
What I want to know is….
Why isn’t she in the kitchen, where she belongs?
i think i know her…
Lesseee here…collar, check; getting nekkid, check; that anxious “I want you to DO me” look, check….Yeah…the loser needs to leave with his calculator, I’ll take care of her.
Hmm, he took its top off. Sexy.
Now show me the batteries.
Oh. My. God. That really looks like my dad.
Like, when he was still in college.
Creeeeeepy
He even has the same calculator.
Yeah, that’s really a real photo… BTW, who is taking the photo?
TI-83? pssh. if he was a really geek he would be making out with a TI-nspire with touch pad and interchangable key pad
that’s an hp 50 g right there. =)
Hoes use my tool.
He is NOT geek. maybe he is gay.
*fap* anyone?
I wonder how many people don’t realize this is staged and at the end of the day, he gets both?
she´s hot! not more and not less, just … hot.
Fapfapfapfapfapfapfap…
That’s a nerd, not a geek.