
POOF!
You are now gay.
Submitted by: KlingonAtheist via deMotivational Builder
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POOF!
You are now gay.
Submitted by: KlingonAtheist via deMotivational Builder
Yeah, this is funny
Hm, thing is, I’ve met Richard Simmons, I’ve even been to his Slimmons studio while he was there. When he got out of his car, he was passionately kissing this woman he had driven up there with.
I think it’s just referring to the fact the man acts gay.
Gotta love the hair!
Gay or not, I’m not sure why, but that guy is awesome, and hilarious.
Ever see his guest spot on “Who’s Line is it anyway?”?
that spot was made of win.
Hmmm….so he didn’t actually help you did he?
If so you need to get your money back.
Go ahead. Get pissy and call me a troll. Still don’t care.
oh god he hasn’t changed for 20 years !
All I can think is, “GLITTER?!”
Don’t worry, be happy?
I will take it if i can have the ‘jew-fro’ to go with it.
Oh, yes please! That would be FABULOUS!
Too late.
I actually am gay and that guy annoys me.
Ouch. You just made him cry.
Well if you were gay before, you’re straight now .. That’s how it works.
FXCK!!!!!
Does that mean that if you look at it again, you would revert back to whatever you were originally?
Despite all his campiness, he’s the nicest guy in the world.
Does this count if you’re female…?
What is a female doing here? Back to your kitchen.
You sir, receive bacon.
WOMAN WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHOES?! A WOMAN DOESN’T NEED SHOES TO COOK AND SCREW. BACK IN THAT KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH! WAIT! Take off all your clothes first. Including the shoes. And burn them. I guess I need to shackle you to the fridge again, huh?
There are no women on the internet… every woman is a man, and every kid is an FBI agent…
Old catchphrase is old.
Good question. I’m a lesbian, but am I straight now? Or since gays become straight, I just become a bigger lesbian? I think my brain just exploded…
now my brain will continuously explode forever
why thank you*BOOM*
That one must seem awfully redundant to people in the UK.
Wait, camp gay or the leather bound kind? Because I wouldn’t look good in leather…
If it turns you into anything like him, your answer is camp gay. If the opposite, you’re in luck, but you’ll need to grow a beard and if you do not have much body hair, stock up on Rogaine.
Also, viagra.
…But only if you’re old.
Why not if you’re young?
So you don’t go from an ‘hour man’ to a ‘four hour man’.
Well, I can do anything I like because I look good in leather.
So THAT’s how it works…
Lindsey Petersen
Simmons seems to have a pretty good sense of humor. I’ll bet he would favorite this and send it to his friends.
this is funny!!
noooooooooooo all is lost… bob%0 good by yall
OH NOES! He just injected me with….. the GAY gene! o..0
Whoa! I ducked just in the nick of time
I THINK RICHARD SIMMONS IS A GREAT GUY IS HE STILL SINGLE OR MARRIED?
You should see him on ‘Whose Line is it Anyways?’. Colin almost died of laughter!
I think one of the few moments I’ve seen Wayne Brady turn red.
He’s so gay its hilarious. He’s such an awesome guy, f***ing funny.
If he’s not really farting rainbows, he’s a damn good actor.
Still not as gay as twilight
what if you were before? does that make you straight.