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Raptor eats Edward … and Bella … and the crew
Nahh. There is NO WAY the raptor could eat Edward… He’d be sick, the poor thing… And not to mention he’d be full from eating the other castmembers.
Aww poor raptor!
CHUCK NORRIS WATCHES RAPTOR!!!!!1!!!!!111!!1!1!!1!!!!ONE!!!!1!!1!!1!!!!!!!
STFU loser
Thoru hasn’t replied…
Chuck Norris must’ve kiled him, the poor guy.
Edward watches you…
I kill Edward for being a stalking, cheating pedophile. Then Bella. Then Jacob. Then Stephine Meyers.
As long as I get first dibs on Dakota Fanning, we’re cool.
Stephenie Meyer*
And she is a copying son of a c**t…
True Blood books were before this s**t!
And the raptor LOL! THUMBS UP FOR THE RAPTOR TO GO KILL ALL THE TWILIGHT C**TS! AND THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW FILM “VAMPIRES SUCK”!
umm its MEYER coz then you’d be killing ME
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…you sir, are awesome.
You, my good sir, are even more awesome, since you made a Fail Whale inside of your post. +1000 internets for you.
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You, my good sir, are even more awesome, since you made a Fail Whale inside of your post. +5000 internets for you (since I saw yours after the one above here, and you are on a lower tier of the responses).
Oh man, I wish. Maybe those flicks would be watchable then.
and all the twilight books in the world
if you hate them so much, why are you even looking at this?!?!?! doesn’t make much sense.
Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen, making sammiches?
oh snap!
amen brotha
I am a feminist and I aprove this message.
Some people may hate Twilight.
But nothing can keep us away from the raptors.
However, If Raptor attacks Edward, Edward bites Raptor. Raptor becomes even more dangerous. Mwahahaha.
…as long as the raptor doesnt frickin sparkle…
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I can’t describe how stupid that makes you seem, and I’m guessing you are!
And yes, he is quite stupid.
i will give you 1,000,000 internets, just for that right there
very very good point…
You mean nothing can keep the raptors away from US.
Let’s face it, we’re just too darn delicious. <3
I think he meant that no matter what piece-of-s**t book people become obsessed with, the raptors will somehow be in them, added in by our (people on this website) overactive imaginations.
Holy crap, that was a long sentence.
“The back o’ yo’ head iz ridikulus!”
LMAO
“Yo, Edward, where yo’ boyfriend at?”
We’re all fantasizing about Edward being eaten by the raptor. You see, that would be *bad* for the twilight series. *Not* good. Ergo, it makes sense that twilight un-fans would be looking at this. Get it? (No? That’s cause only stupid people read twilight.)
In my defense, I only read the series out of pure boredom. I laughed at the HORRIBLE writing all the way through, and read it again. It’s very entertaining, actually~
Tori~
P.S. And, by the way, I wouldn’t want the poor raptor to chip a tooth or something…
ah, don’t make fun of the poor twilight fans. They might be the next Tolkien. God, I hope I spelled that right.
RAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!*Eats 100 year-old pedophile*
then the raptor got sick from eating robert pattinson’s greasy head…. that boy needs a shower
I imagine he likes to keep it greasy.
According to a few articles/interviews, Robert Pattinson’s trying to get out of the movies. He’s on contract ’til the third, so he’s been trying to get fired… One of the things he’s done to try and get fired is to go around without showering for a while.
bah, dont blame the cast and crew, blame the writer
^like.
To many replies!!!!
and the cast and all the little girls who like bedazzled vampires
NOT CONTRIBUTING TO THIS CONVERSATION!
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! i want it!
Does the raptor have bacon? and a jetpack?
The mere thought caused me to masturbate.
Bacon om nom nom nom.
HAHAHA!
Damnit Anna. I think I’m down to my last few internets…but you deserve this one.
+1
The thought of someone masturbating over a bacon-eating, jetpack-wearing velociraptor that eats Edward makes me kind of ill.
I’m covering for II down there, and giving you the other +499 internets you deserve.
The grand question is: Is he Raptor Jesus?
No it isn’t me, but I have a message. Only those with the freshest, most succulent livers will be saved.
Lol. Failbook.
That Raptor has the same look that Edward does.
Dinosaur inherits the Earth?
JP FTW!
“God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, man creates man, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man…”
“Woman inherits the Earth.”
Are you done fantasizing? Get back in the kitchen!
No, no, no. It’s “God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs…”
“Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.”
VAMPIRE RAPTOR!
for f*** sake I hope that bastard doesn’t glitter. hard to be a stealthy raptor if you f***ing twinkle.
This is obviously the raptor who is the distraction while 6 other raptors come in for a flanking attack while the vampire is staring at it in confusion.
If you can see this raptor, it is already too late.
this comment is approved by the national association of raptor strategies, the NARS, telling you if raptors are brought back, and become intelligent, we are f***ed
“clever girl…”
bella looks at?
…the blood that she’s chewed out of her bottom lip.
The blood that she’s chewed out of her bottom lip looks at?
Compsognathus eating her toes.
a bush because its more interesting than Edward
I think this raptor needs to be plugged into a lot more movie stills.
All in favor, say “Aye”.
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I mean, aye!
+i Internetz for you
You get -10[sqrt(-1)]^2 internets for that.
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C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER, lmao i just had to
Aye!
Raptor wouldn’t eat Edward. It’d be scared off by the stripper dust on him.
depends if the raptor wants to crap glitter for a week
BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHA! Give a man a break! This is hurting my ribs!
Clever girl.
“That one… when she looks at you, you can tell she’s working things out. “
“God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man creates vampires, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs destroy vampires. Dinosaurs eat man, God eats dinosaurs.”
God gets severe diarhea from eating Dinosaurs!
Lawlz.
“Woman inherits the earth.”
Woman creates vampire, falls in love, gets eaten, vampire glitters, vampire creates vultures, commits suicide, vultures crap spaklies for the rest of their life, Radioactive crap contaminates Earth, All life dies, God creats World 2.0
And this time he’s going to get it right.
This is on the wrong site. It should be on Epic Win FTW.
SHOOT HER!!!!!
bella, i mean, not the cute lil dino
SHOOT HIM!!!!!
you, i mean, not the actress
ShOOT IT!
The twitard, not robert.
KILL IT WITH FIIIRREEEEEE!!!!11!!111
…Whoopsie, wrong weapon!
BLAST IT WITH P!SS
…seriously? i understand how tempting the easy twilight joke is, but this one wasn’t even funny.
I’m going to have to disagree with that, I definitely laughed, plus I got this weird warm fuzzy feeling
Check your pulse. You may already be undead.
Is that the prollem maybe? Insensitive vampire humor?
Impressive… a Twilight jab that’s actually kind of funny.
a production still from.. “Twilight: New Menu”. muahaha..
Nice!
Comment Win!
+1
..or Jurrasic Park 5…..
We watch the raptor watch Edward watch Bella.
Fangirls watch raptor…
…raptor should run.
Fangirls may indeed be terrifying, but that raptor will still eat them. Or at least maim them and beat Edward and Bella to death with the corpses. Or bury them alive with the corpses. Somethin’ along those lines.
AKA: Something awesome is going to happen in 5…4…3…2…1…
OMG he is so hot…..i mean the raptor no that f*** up so called vampire…is a he right?
I’m sorry. I’m just a boring, normal human being. I can’t comprehend your 1337 nija 5p33k.
Darwinism
/win
I watch raptor.
Big Borther watches you.
*Brother. Lol. I fail.
Dear sir or madam responsible for this picture:
I salute your Photoshop skills, and would totally buy you a beer if I knew who you were.
That is all.
I feel sorry for the raptor.
Partially because all it’s getting is skin and bone.
And mostly because it’s gonna crap glitter for a month.
But who watches the watchmen?
Raptors. Watchmen cannot run from raptors….
Now you will die for my sins.
i think this is the roflraptor.
Image how entertaining it would have been to see a Raptor savage whats his name. Edward.
Raptor can haz Ed-burger?
This is EpicRaptor.
Twilight=Harlequin Romance for the Undead
Vs.
Raptors=Science Nerd’s coolest pet
Winner=everyone in the world+Raptors
A Vampire Raptor! That would be glorious!
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Aww, poor raptor! All that hair gel can’t be good for his digestion…
Lol. Poor raptor! But think of all the good raptor would be doing for the world by eating Edward. He’d be a hero.
AHAHAHAHAH i actually lol’d at this. made my day. if only this really happened, and the raptor was real. tht would MAKE ME HAPPPYY!!! and make the movies easier to sit through. though it should be animal cruelty to have that poor thing suffer through the torment of actually eating edward. we might have to speak to PETA first…
I’d choose raptor over fairy any day
I love you, airfisher.
Well, I was going to ask if that raptor was actually in the movie…
because it shouldn’t be. It’s far too awesome to have its face in such a crap-flick.
You think this one’s funny? Check this out:
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Thanks that kind of killed it for me
what watches raptor?
I watch all to find the out which of you have the juiciest livers.
thanks for your answer!
Eddie
this is stupid, a raptor would be too smart to eat edward it would probly just kill him then go for bella after determining him to be unfit for consumption
It’d be stupid for him to go after Bella too! Yzma from Emporer’s New Groove has more meat on her bones than Bella…
Only thing more epic then this if Chuck Norris was riding the raptor with a fully loaded mini gun in one hand and the repeater crossbow from Van Hellsing in the other.
someone should make that
If that happened, arguments across the universe would be rendered invalid.
Or the universe would blow up, whatever is more realistic.
the universe would blow up
Eclipse in theaters now. Robert is gorgeous.
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Good God, I hope you’re joking.
I hope she’s not BRREDING.
Breeding, even. THAT was a typo. Being a Twilight fan is blatant stupidity.
GO TEAM RAPTOR!!!
I wish the raptor would’ve eated Stephanie Meyer, before she wrote this crap. Go Team Raptor!
Team Raptor, biachez.
Was that raptor in the film? That’s f***ing epic.
Sadly, no. If it was, the movie would be that much better though.
Eddie watches raptor
Why am I imagining a gory Jarasic Park scean?
The raptor would win every time. Hands down.
I’m having flashes of a new movie series… we had “Alien vs. Predator” and “Freddy vs. Jason” so why not “Raptor vs. Edward?”
Edward eats Bella. Edward bites raptor. Raptor eats both. Zombie Sue the T-Rex eats sparkly-assed wannabe-vampire-raptor. Harry Dresden rides Zombie Sue, and trounces over Stephanie Meyer in his made haste to show Chuck Norris his new ride…
So, Harry Dresden for the win.
The raptor ate Edward and Bella, thus ensuring a happy end to this whole “Twilight” crapfest.
Raptors would have made it a better book/movie.
The raptor is the hottest thing in this picture.
Or maybe the Ents…
AGREED!
It is a good school.I like it.
The raptor ate Edward and Bella, thus ensuring a happy end to this whole “Twilight” crapfest.
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Now I’m now a Twitard, but I must say that Edward could extremely easily kick the ass of a Raptor.
what the f*** is bella watching?!?!?!