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HANDSTAND
Because chasing a wanker with a red cloth was getting boring.
Submitted by: Saxamaphone via deMotivational Builder

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  1. Your innerself says:

    Awesome! i didn’t know you can teach trick to a bull?

  2. Cruel barbaric sport.

    • MrODoyle says:

      Amen. Completely pointless. Like hunting.

      • jamisings says:

        Hunting provides food. Not pointless at all.

        • otto-moe-bill says:

          **nods**

          deer jerky is great nom-noms

          • II says:

            +1 Hunting = Survival

            Bull “fighting” isn’t barbaric. Nor would I call it a “sport”.

            • Colin says:

              Barbaric, yes. Sport, no. Entertaining……. Somewhat.

            • THECOMMENTPOSTERDUDE says:

              you know its not just swing a towel around like cartoons right? the guy uses the cloth as a distraction so when the bull runs by he stabs it with swords. usualy the bull dies when there are like 20 swords sticking out of its side.

        • JMV7 says:

          if you want the deer to right in front of your bullet, put a horn and so headlights on it

        • Anonymous says:

          Not to mention clothing, technology (anatomy, tools, ways to get more), and housing (bones, teeth, skin).

        • Stoker says:

          unnecessary food, go back to mcdonalds

          • Moose says:

            You are the brilliant one aren’t you? You wouldn’t think hunting was so cruel nor would you think your response was so intelligent if you knew what cows and chickens go through before they are turned into burgers and nuggets. Not speaking against burger chains, I frequent them myself, but you really need to do your research before trying to make a point.

        • Tobes says:

          You would like to consume the flesh of his mother?
          I’m pretty sure, though I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure that that’s cannibalism.

        • Raffanelly says:

          They also eat the bull afterwards…
          Don’t be a d*ck…
          F’in awesome sport

      • Me says:

        Hunting is not pointless. It’s a completely natural thing to do. Humans are animal, animals hunt. Thats the way nature has worked since day 1 sir. And i would much rather hunt my food than to have someone else kill it for me at a slaughter house. And yes humans are animals, get over it.

        • Ken says:

          Yes, you go hunt deer or bears with nothing but your bare hands, then I’ll call it natural. Hunting with guns is not natural.

          • theeta says:

            Well actually it is natural. We don’t have anything to hunt with physically. We’re not fast, we’re not strong nor do we have claws. To humans, using tools (brains) to aid ourselves is natural. Nowadays we just have slightly more advanced tools then we did back when we were more nomadic hunter/gatherers.

          • Noodles says:

            Man’s edge has always been his intelligence. Intelligence eventually translated into guns, and we wrested the top seat on the food chain away from large predators.

            Go read some Tarzan. Burroughs had a wonderful appreciation for the power and application of human intelligence.

          • dcl says:

            LOL Ken! Because modern convenience stores are?

          • Bear666 says:

            Ken, Why don’t you move up to Alaska and make friends with the brown bears like that other idiot Just remember, it didn’t work out so well for him.

    • LauraRJ says:

      Agreed.

  3. Chewitt says:

    Anyone else think his… ahem… genital region looks like an upside-down picture of a cartoon bull?! Or possibly sheep… actually it looks most like an upside-down gromit

  4. BigMomma says:

    How did that bull get into that position??? Things that make you go “Hmmmmm”.

  5. Silver says:

    Bull Tipping

    Harder than it looks.

  6. Baron Hardback says:

    A hornstand, surely?

  7. Marcelo says:

    BboyBull, wicked move!

  8. guOper says:

    this picture was given at Calasparra, Murcia, Spain????

  9. Miss says:

    HANDSTANDS. Much stylier when done by bulls than annoying travellers who have been to Brazil

  10. hrmm says:

    to people who think bull fighting is barbaric, the bull is eaten after the match

    • Tegan says:

      Just because it is eaten doesn’t mean it is not a barbaric way to acquire food.

    • Bear666 says:

      Bullfighting has much more to do with the Roman Gladiatorial Games than it does acquiring food. Yes it is eaten afterwards, but the adrenaline and testosterone levels in that meat would leave it not much good for anything except highly spiced sausage.

  11. Mai says:

    This is -Bull-crap


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