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IN SOVIET RUSSIA

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In Soviet Russia
Toilet pee on you.

Submitted by: Bunnycommando via deMotivational Builder

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  1. BRJ says:

    they have toilets there?

  2. doublebond says:

    I can totally see what the purpose of that function is, but it’s still friggin hilarious.

  3. discopants says:

    Actually, that’s a Japanese ToTo toilet with the bidet feature being used. But other than that, the reversal would work really well.

  4. CombatChuck says:

    I’m sorry, did someone just make a home-made bidet? No one wants to use that. Heck, no one wants to SEE that…

  5. Sam says:

    please tell me this is one of those ones that cleans your ass

    • Marcelo says:

      Yes it is! Thats how you keep your ass fresh.

    • 5150 says:

      Oh Sam-I-Am, I believe it is. Their version of the bidet.

      • brazzy says:

        “They” being the Japanese. And the ass-cleaning mechanism is the *least* weird function of those toilets…

        • The Amazing Rando says:

          Wait, what? What weird functions could a toilet possibly have?

          • 5150 says:

            Brazzy, you gotta share? What else can a toilet do that weirder than squirting your butt???

            • naoyusimi says:

              …Play MP3s? I’ve seen one somewhere that plays music while you sit on it >.>

            • CWil says:

              I spent a few years in Japan. The weirdest “function” I saw was at a buddy’s house. I went into the bathroom and the toilet immediately opened and started making noises… it had a sensor to detect when you entered the room. Freaked me out.

          • Mentlegen says:

            Well, there was one that as soon as you sat down, infront of this weird giant face, music would start to play, and the face would move closer and closer, eventually “kissing” your legs, then the face retracts.. Or something like that. There’s a video of it on YouTube..

        • necrocidal says:

          You bought the “Octo-Rape 9000″ attachment didn’t you?

  6. mko says:

    It’s on every toilet in Turkey too. And I seriously can’t believe how people can feel clean without it

  7. OSL says:

    Have never seen this in Soviet Russia.

  8. Dan says:

    is it cold water? cause that would be uncomfortable getting a cold water enema if it you’re not expecting it…

  9. Bill says:

    It is Japanese
    The temperature is adjustable for both the water and the seat.
    They usually have washing for both back and front (girls).
    Toilets in Japan have more buttons than a TV remote.

  10. Bill says:

    And I forgot to mention the warm air drying feature.
    Not only can the temperature be regulated, but also the washing pressure.

    • Ad says:

      ..and don’t forget the ones with sounds & perfumed air….
      But I must admit the warm seats are nice too, in winter. And the warm water is just more hygenic than paper.

      • Ad says:

        oh, I forgot one thing I would use to scare the living +++ out of all my friends: many of these toilets have a remote control!
        Just imagine your friend on the toilet and finds out a little too late that YOU have the remote!
        ROFL

  11. The bade is on the fritz again.

  12. Silver says:

    Set bidet for STUN!

  13. scrambles says:

    In Soviet Russia, posters comment on YOU!

  14. Salbutanemol says:

    It’s a “plug-and-play” bidet! My old roomate moved in and attached it to our toilet without mentioning it to my other roomie and I. Surprise! That little button makes it squirt water at you! I took a picture of it so I could show it to all the people at my work >:D

  15. Datori says:

    In soviet russia, toilets pee in you.

  16. TieDance says:

    yeah i have one of those. surprisingly its comfortable after the first few times but the only bad part is the cold water

  17. Melian says:

    Now, they didn’t. I’m writing from Ukraine, I was in Russia. The toilets can’t pee, cause their toilets were in the yard withowt water. $)

  18. Max Volume says:

    LOL, would be funny if you had the remote while a friend of yours is peeing: BIDET FUNCTION, ACTIVATE!
    your friend: “Awwww $*#@…”

  19. VCR says:

    love soviet russia jokes

  20. BOB says:

    i remember when i was seven i was with my dad at the retirment home he was doing plaster and i had to take a s**t, so i took one but when the toliet shot out water i jumped up and screamed…. xD

  21. Name says:

    I believe this is a bidet.

  22. Tazz says:

    this is not a stereotype its true russian


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