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This would scare the s**t out of you if you didn’t just take one.
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As a spider I find this offensive.
(but very funny)
Cephalothorax or GTFO.
win
Epic win ftw
THEN an aracniphobic sees this and almost s**ts themselves.
I wonder if the guy on the toilet had a plan b?
that is what i was just thinking
Plan b is to use your hand instead
17 dollars……
plan B….use the neighbors bathroom and never enter mine again
Hey thats a good way to get them to s**t if they are constipated
so true
nah i would already be out but i would piss myself
why would you piss your self? pissing ones self means laughing… so let me put this anouther way..
why would you laugh if you saw a spider on the bog tissue?
I love it when you talk dirty.
+1 of my internets to you.
Actually made me LOL for some reason.
A nervous system that lets you piss yourself is not all that sympathetic.
lol XD
Actually, pissing one’s-self, in all technicality, means urinating in ones undergarments. In this case, I would assume it is out of fear.
Pissing one’s-self laughing is a totally different concept. Tell me where, in Adam’s comment, it says he would laugh…
I think I’ve proven my point.
Would you like some EPIC with that FAIL?
Dumb ass you dont have to laugh to piss yourself….f***ing retard you piss yourself when in terror too.
@a wet cardboard box: are you British?
Just wondering since “pissed” means something totally different in England vs. U.S.A.
Don’t be angry, I’m just taking the piss!
….why r we talking piss?
Well he might be British with the way he spelled “another.”
No, he’s just stupid; another is the correct spelling in the UK too. As for the pissing, its not laughing here so he’s from the US.
‘another is the correct spelling in the UK too’
You sir, are a moron.
Seeing as Americans have destroyed English, I’m going to assume you meant, ‘we don’t spell another retardedly, like we do so many other things. Us fat stupid Americans…’
Trolls will troll….
that toilet paper looks really rough!
Like John Wayne?
Or Chuck Norris?
chuck norris wont take crap from anybody
That’s what the toilet paper is for, yo.
any more questions?
chuck norris would wipe using the spider
As a Lolyspidar, I DO find this offensive. chuck norris was killed by a spiderbite when he was 15, and no one seen him ever after.
yay
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!
I would freeze in shock and scream silently … which I know from experience.
Same here
Followed by running away and screaming for Dad. (Experience.)
you would s**t yourself from the bite first. (experience)
This one made me smile. Very funny.
I much prefered this poster when it had the caption: “ADVERSITY – Impossible odds make achievements even more satisfying.”
To complex for the average drone.
*too
(you owe me one now)
*sigh*
+1 of my internets Anna. Thanks.
Yeah of course it was better, because that was the actual DEMOTIVATIONAL poster, not these stupid ass things that people put pictures and comments for, but stuff that is actually cynical and narcissistic.
Narcissistic? How does this picture make you love yourself?
Someone help me out. This is a huntsman spider, right? Found in Australia?
only in Australia, right?
Nope. According to Wikipedia…
“These eight-eyed spiders are found in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Southeast Asia, the Mediterranean, Florida, and Hawaii, and possibly in many other tropical and semi-tropical regions.”
Hooray! A reason to be glad I live in the cold, rainy UK!
Well, you have ONE thing going for you…
We’re not American. So I count 2 things going for us.
actually that’s a mark against you so you’re back to naught m8.
Hey, atleast we still have our teeth.
Oh crap…!
yes! I live in C.A., where it can go from hot to cold in a day.
Ohio’s just like that! Are you sure you don’t live in Ohio?
damn right it can be 40 at noon and 60 by midnight… welcome to the ohio valley
You wanna see hot to cold in one day check out michigan it gets hot to cold in 10 minutes
Hahaha, ya, I live in New England, where the temp can swing up to 60 degrees in a half a day.
OH JEEZ I’M DOWN IN FLORIDA
This made me jump when I saw it. That did scare me. I’m not going to sleep for a week. is that a real spider?
Yes. It’s not the biggest though. It’s in the top ten but there are others that would eat him for breakfast.
WHY MAN WHY <:O
*shivers*
There will be no need to fear if you let me into your heart. ….*cough(and liver)cough.
Ah they’re harmless, well not quite harmless their bite will hurt like hell for a week and make you pretty sick for 2 or 3 weeks but you’ve got to provoke a mother caring for her babies to get them to attack you and I speak from experience.
In fact I could pick this little guy up (yes, he’s little for a huntsman) and just carry him outside with minimal fuss. Oh and they make excellent pets, they soft and quite furry, they don’t mind being handled too much either
0_0 O_O
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS A PET!?!?
I’m with this dude!
from a biologists viewpoint, interesting spider.
From my regular viewpoint, why the f*ck would you ever, ever, everevereverever touch that thing?!!?!?! I mean if i were to study it thats one thing, but a pet is going to far for me.
i want 1!!!!
Sold in pet stores? Or do i have to go catch one?
That’s why I want one!
Well in order for me to see this “huntsman” in this situation Ill be shootin a deuce and if he not hunting turds then its smash brothers and he can hang ten on his way out of the super bowl.
apparently charlie sheen goes by the name turbo on forums….
+45 internets to you sir
@mike
either that or its a donkey spider from the Caribbean
ROFLCOPTER
but still, you must’ve been ridiculously constipated not to see that thing climbing up while you shat.
oh hell no
Thanks. I’d rather drip-dry.
I’d rather just have to change my underwear later…forget wiping and call the exterminator!
I once went through this website with a friend sitting next to me. Unfortunately, I had forgotten that she was petrified of spiders. The moment this pic showed up on the screen, I suddenly woke up on the ground, my ear partially deaf, and my heart slamming against my sternum.
what the hell did she do to you???? sounds like u got date rape drugged or attacked??? this made me alittle worried since i live on an island in texas but i didnt do anything that crazy
I bet she screamed.
captain obvious is in town, i see
No sh*t, really?
Well, “they” say you’re never more than 10 feet away from a spider.
That said……AAAAAAGH!
You’re never more than 2 feet away from me *_*
mwahahahahahahahahahahahah
…..creepy…..
Isn’t it so?
BWHAHAAHAHHA
Let’s become one and then rule the world, comrade
And let’s become one with that spider too
England says sure. But as for that spider…KILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!!!!!!!
It’ll attack my fairies!
Adorable isn’t he
WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?
Aww!! I think so too!!
I kind of hope that’s a roll of toilet paper in a doll house. Make Barbie s**t her ball gown.
That roll of toilets paper is hanging the wrong way round.
Nah, we do it that way in the northern hemisphere.
*sigh*
Another internets…
we do?
Yep, the toilet paper doesn’t droop off towards the wall that way.
I read that in a very important newspaper article once. (citation needed.)
Why would you hang it the other way? If you did that then it would unroll toward the wall, thus complicating your defecation experience.
We have it this way in Italy!
Okay… I admit.
ditto
Since when do i look at a picture, and go, that really most have sucked ass.
Because he is on his ass with his draws down, junk exposed, and a huge spider just looked at him and went you mother***** you just woke me up >:O
You should be glad that someone spotted a motivator with no typograpical errors.
+1.
Anna is getting all my internets today! I’m gonna run out!
-1 internet from Anna, it’s typographical. You missed the “H”
You know what realy sucks is that you can’t get to the TP to smash that spider
indeed. I myself prefer a rifle for that caliber of spider.
Flamethrower.
perhaps a cruise missile?
atomic bomb perhaps
Ryno V anyone?
(Ratchet And Clank Future: a Crack in Time)
(its spelled correctly)
Not to be an a-hole, but for f***’s sake the format of these (de)motivational posters are:
(NOUN)
(humorous or ironic explanation)
If you’re just writing a sentence with different fonts, you’re doing it wrong.
99 percent of these aren’t even real demotivational posters, you can look up the real ones on the correct website, however i’ve forgotten the name. The real format is- POSITIVE TRAIT- cynical explanation making this good trait sound bad.
Such as PERSERVERANCE-Lacking the wisdom to know when to quit. With a picture of a person walking into a tornado.
what kind of spider is that?
They get a lot bigger than that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU3H-UW9iGY
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME ITS CREEPY!!!!!!
F*** ME, I live in Australia, and this is one of the main reasons I want to move to England…COLD England…
THese f***ing things are everywhere people! They’re always hiding in the sink, making a nest in a rolled up newspaper so when you unroll it a bunch of it’s babies fall out, crawling around in the toaster, hiding under toilet seats…Honestly, it’s a nightmare people.
Just kidding…I see like, one every three months but I aint never seen one that big. Still wanna move to England though!
Oh dear god kill it! Those things used to find a way in my ex’s place, woke up one night with 3 of them on the headboard. x.X
I’m glad they don’t have those motherf*****s in Canada. You’d have to scrape me off the ceiling if I saw that thing.
That would have been very funny if you HADN’t just messed up your grammar!
We had over 100 baby Huntsman spiders in our kitchen last week – they were only 6mm or 7mm accross, but ech one would have grown that big if we hadn’t of bug spreyd them.
My brother lives in Melbourne, he had one webbing in a corner of his kitchen. I know he’s been living in Oz too long when he turned to me and said “eh, it’s not doing any harm.”
Omfg! Kill it kill it!O_O
“Yeah I’m on the roll, so what? You gonna reach out and grab it tough guy huh? Think you got the balls huh?”
this happened to me, and indeed it scared the s**t out of me (altough it was a kinda small spider)
I’m from Australia. We’d just say “Where do these things keep getting inside from?” Then hit it with our shoe same as we did the last one.
Itsy-bitsy spider my a**!
is this spider a Brown Recluse Spider? omg
We get big wolf spiders here in Ohio but that’s ridiculous.Reminds me of those Godawful camel spiders in Iraq.
Hmmm – I have to deal with nasty little scorpions which are insanely aggressive and freaking tiny (as in, nearly impossible to see).
This would be a tough choice…
“Camel Spiders” arent even spiders they do get huge though scared the crap outta me when i first saw one down range
GAH HOLY F*** S***! It was scary the first time but when I refreshed it it appeared oit of nowhere and I screamed my lungs out!
WIN! when i went to this page there was an ad on the side for pest control!
Yes yes bwahahaha I’m watching you while you s**t and hey dude can i tell you f***ing something you’re f***ing horrible!
And i mean you have just two arms and I have f***ing 8 arms so what you f***ing stupid human?
F***ing spiders and f***ing awesome we eat our victims while they’re still f***ing begging us to let them go!
So while I’m watching you s**t I’ll just think about when are you going to realize that you have a big f***ing spider on your toilet paper and that you’re f***ed.
I’d scream like a 4 year old girl and run away! Then I’d return with an aerosol can and a lighter. I’d burn the f***ing house done to kill that mother! Where’s “Billy the Exterminator” when you need his country ass!
Why is everyone so scared of spiderz?
I think its freakin adorable!!!!
[I should really get an account on this website]
OMG!!! That definately would.
as long as it is something that eats mosquitoes and can be killed with deodorant (or deodorant and a lighter if the case is extreme) it is fine with me.
We are the common cure for constipation…
T_T I have had something that looked like that (same size though) on my CHEST. There’s nothing more terrifying for a chick than to put on a shirt after getting out of the shower and finding a HUGE freakin spider in your cleavage. I stomped it to hell and back then cried for five minutes from the shock.
Girls exist, I just don’t play one on the internetz.
aaa…poor guy,he was just trying to get some xD
‘Cuse me for asking, but who the hell s**ts with a camera?
no one. you know they probably set it up, right? either way, i would s**t bricks for about a week afterward.
That has actually happend to me. Then the spider went from the toilet paper and jumped on my leg. If I would have had my pants up, I would have pissed in them.
Kill it with fire!
and then wash it away with water, just to be sure its gone
that scared the s**t out of me and it isnt even here
Kill it. Kill it with fire..
Oh, and I saw this post whilst sitting and shitting on my white porcelain throne. I damn near tore the TP holder out the wall, and almost lost my laptop. Now I keep looking at my TP, waiting for…. it.
F**k that, it would scare the s**t out of me even if I HAD already taken one!
this is why I always carry a gun into the bathroom with me… just in case this happens or someone breaks into the house… either way Im safe.
Hell yeah!
Thats when I flip the roll backwards and hope to hell I squished it against the wall. If not, I just p**sed it off and things are going to get a lot worse.
Bear grylls (spelled wrong probaly) would eat it
well i live in australia and this is a common sight
I don’t get the ‘just take one’ part, can someone explain?
I’d burn my house down I’m terrified of spiders 0-0
I’d either pass out or say “F*** WIPING!!!!!!!”