DIVIDE BY 0.0000000001
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I honestly can’t think of a comment that isn’t Buffy-related.
Yep, my first thought was “Isn’t that where Sunnydale used to be?”
if you look close enough, you can see the ‘Welcome to Sunnydale’ sign on the edge of the crater
nah, there was no part of sunnydale that survived….
Right?
no, the sign fell into the crater
no, that’s just where my 8th grade language arts teacher jumped
Why? Had she just learned about lolspeak?
GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!!!!
I pity you my son. That was a poor choice of reference. This combined with your unappetizing liver means I will not save you.
YOU ROCK RAPTOR JESUS! Plus I don’t drink so I have a very appetizing liver.
i can. ill even share it.
OH MY GOD! DUMP SOME TRASH IN IT, QUICK!
landfill joke, mkay?
I HATE BLUE SHELLS
Yeah!
WIN
Where is the photo from? It seems too awesome to be a composite, but is it?
probably some diamond mine in Africa or something
I read about this before, I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere in Russia, actually. It used to be a sort of quarry, obviously. Though I can’t remember much else.
It sucks down small planes and helicopters that fly over.
I like that!
Actually, it is in Russia. Damn commies getting all the diamonds.
This type of mining is not uncommon. RE: Ajo, AZ, copper mine and the abandoned portion of a gold mine in Lead, SD. The one in Ajo can be seen from space and is a hoot on Google earth. Where this is–who knows. It’s not the aforementioned locations.
The world’s biggest hole in Russia
I think it was in siberia. Should be the largest hole in the ground that has been made by man.
Man, if they could smooth out the edges of that pit, they could make the ultimate coin vortex – you know, the kind you see in malls that make the coin roll around faster and faster and then disappear down the hole?
Just think – 14 hours after launching a quarter, it hits the bottom going a gagillion miles per hour!! (Hmmm……with something that size, maybe build a NASCAR track – the end of the race would be kick-ass!)
They would go at the speed of light
No they wouldn’t. But could come close. But at some point they would meld because of air friction heat
The sheer amount of stupidity in these posts annoys me.
The sheer amount of stupidity in you annoys me.
You all f***ing suck
YOU f***ing suck!
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
Lol.
17 Dollars?
no, but you can have 16.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999$
the sheer amount of annoyance in you stupifies me
I <3 U
The tires would melt long before the rest. Kinda hard to continue like that, yaknow.
As the coin approached the speed of light, it would increase in mass, becoming a black hole within the pit. The world would then disappear into its own navel, sort of.
ha.
love it!
That’s true. But not a black hole. Probably something like that, but not a black hole.
A brown one then
As the speed of the coin increased, so would the mass of the coin as Mr. “Expert at everthing” says, however this would limit the coin from attaining any sort of incredable velocity because as the mass of the coin increases, the amount of energy required to move the coin also increases. Gravity is the only thing driving this process, and gravity is a surprisingly weak force. (ever jump off the ground? Congradulations you just overcame the force of gravity.) As black holes are so massive that they absorb light itself, and faster than light travel is impossible in this dimension, it is physically impossible for the coin to become a black hole. The coin is also subject to it’s own terminal velocity and the forces of friction, further limiting it’s ability to gain any sort of significant speed, regardless of the distance it traveled. Furthermore the small diamiter of the coin means that while the coin itself would be rotating extreemly fast, the actual distance that the coin covered per rotation would be very small, further inhibiting it’s ability to attain any significant velocity. You should probably read a book or two about physics and fluid dynamics before claiming to be an “expert at everything” Donald.
P.S. Yes, you’re correct, I wrote this just to be a jerk to somone I’ve never met. Have a nice day
You misspelled “congratulations”.
more like ‘Donald Zerli, just a sad attempt at a come back”
Zing! You just neutered a 50-word essay on why you’re wrong, with three words. Comeback WIN.
“You misspelled “congratulations”.”
No, he didn’t; he just favours an alternate spelling of the word.
However, if you’d like, I COULD neglect to point out his spelling of ‘diameter’, thereby providing you with another oppertoonity to rush to his assistance…
:O No, he misspelled congratulations. That is not an accepted alternate spelling…
And yes, I’m aware that you wrote this months ago but I just couldn’t let it slide!
you misspelled oportunity
dang my p key stuck when i tried to type that
excuses, excuses, tsk…
you misspelled opportunity
Yer BOTH wrong, and I can prove it: give the freaking coin to my wife, and she’ll SPEND it faster than the speed of light.
Now that that’s settled, I’m off to patronize Schrödinger’s cathouse. E=mc-ya!
A black hole is defined as anything that consumes energy continually, and seeing as how the coin isn’t consuming any energy whatsoever, you fail. C’mon, the hole isn’t even a black hole by definition!
See, what would be a black hole, would be Donald Zerli. You continually consumes energy without ever putting any back into the universe.
fail @ thermodynamics
Reading Stephen Hawking’s books might be a good first step to put yourself out of that misery
There’s a comic at http://www.xkcd.com that makes this look silly, but I don’t have the URL.
Actaully, It was proven that Black Holes do not destroy matter.
you are too stupid
too long didn’t read…
This gives me an idea. Instead of buildinga particle collisor, they could just drop they from the edge of it! I think in this manner, we could get a really big bang on the bottom of it.
That coin would probably melt half way down …
no, i would steal it before it happen
Actually, a coin’s terminal velocity is about 60fps, so it wouldn’t go faster than that unaided. And no, the fact that it’s in an enormous swirly thing does not count as something that would make it go faster.
Sod that, if they smooth it out & make really big bowls they could use that as an epic ride
Epic skateboard park. Or soup bowl!
LOVE this idea! Think of the money they could make!!!
Lindsey Petersen
http://5kidswdisabilities.wordpress.com
finally make nascar interesting
Oh look, they are making a left turn!
-.0000000001 that is
Dividing by 0.0000000001 (10^-10) is the same as multiplying by 10 billion (10^10 or 10 000 000 000).
ROFL, that’s true
You should make another demotivational poster for that 
Just my thought. I’m starting to wonder if the people that makes these posters have ever even visited a school.
Yeah, but they were probably like my brother and only learned how to unhook a bra strap with 1 finger.
the coin wouldnt melt it would reach terminal velocity and stop increasing in speed and then it would just be boring
OK, OK Capt Buzzkill….How about this??????
They build a few concrete disks, oh say, 10 stories tall and 20 feet thick – then build a contraption to launch them opposite directions. If they do it just right, there would be a spectacular crash at the bottom.
If we’re going to alleviate boredom using unrealistic scenarios, we might as well do it right.
It would crash to the other side and close the hole.
and if it’s done just right, oh say, a ten thousand pound poodle could fly a solid gold jetpack to hogwarts!
If we’re going to rip on people, we might as well do it right. BTW I think your question mark key might be stuck.
HAHAHA EPIC PWN!
Congratulations on taking an old, unfunny meme and making it even more unfunny.
What do you mean. This was funny, even if it was based off something already done. They improved on it. Get out, troll.
If old math humor is the pinnacle of your what you think is funny, you should go outside more often. And you clearly have no idea what the definition of a “troll” is. I’m not trolling, this poster just sucks.
I agree, this meme wasn’t even funny to begin with
Yes, you are a troll. You are taking comments that were funny and sucking the funny away.
Then GTFO.
Ollie is simply stating an opinion. Sheesh! It’s still a free country…for now.
Technically, the Internet is not a country.
A nation, perhaps, but most definitely not a country.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation
:]
A stateless nation, no?
Nope. Its the state of denial.
ZING! lol
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. OK then, people quit stating your opinions!! Keep it to yourselves!
The internet should be considered country only if something with too many apples is an apple tree
ammm… Guys… I really… REALLY don´t f***ing get this ++
The older than dirt joke is that you will supposedly make the universe implode if you try and divide a number by zero. If you do this on a calculator you will get an error, because you cannot divide by zero. This “joke” I guess “almost” divides by zero… so I guess that’s suppose to be funny.
Ollie is angry.
I would be too if my name was Ollie.
I love Ollie.
I do appreciate that unintended pun at the beginning of your comment,
but look hon,
you cannot “almost” devide by zero.
you may almost devide by zero,
but please do not put quotation marks around the word when it is not needed?
or the world may implode…
trrust me, it has happened before.
An astute observation.
Too bad this person doesn’t know how to spell “divide”.
And who doesn’t know the definition of the word “pun”:
Main Entry: 1pun
Pronunciation: \ˈpən\
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps from Italian puntiglio fine point, quibble — more at punctilio
Date: 1662
: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound
the only problem is puns are rarely funny
Admit it. You are terrified by mathematics and humour, and when someone combines the two, you wet yourself.
ZING!
math fail….and old as crap joke
*Uses Typhon Summon*
whoosh!
*blows away last digit!*
…makes it-”DIVIDE BY ZERO!
*wheep* *wheep* *wheep* I’m detecting massive amounts of FAIL nearby. And traces of lameness.
Real or shopped? If real, where?
That’s the Mir open pit diamond mine in Mirny, Russia.
Looks like the Mir Diamond Pipe in eastern Siberia (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-446674/Biggest-hole-planet–Part-II.html)
Hey, there’s water in the bottom…a fair amount of it.
This would make a spectacular ice skating rink when frozen. In Russia this would be most of the time.
Russia frozen most of the time is as true as ignorant morons such as you comprising the entire population of the United States.
Mirny is in the Sakha Republic.
From Wikipedia:
Sakha is known for its climate extremes, with the Verkhoyansk Range being the coldest area in the northern hemisphere. The Northern Hemisphere’s Pole of Cold is at Verkhoyansk, where the temperatures reached as low as −67.8 °C (−90 °F) in 1892, and at Oymyakon, where the temperatures reached as low as −67.7 °C (−89.9 °F) in 1933.
* Average January temperature: −28 °C (−18.4 °F) (coast) to −47 °C (−52.6 °F) (Pole of Cold).
* Average July temperature: +2 °C (35.6 °F) (coast) to +19 °C (66.2 °F) (central parts).
Russia doesn’t need to be frozen most of the time for America to be full of ignorant morons..
America is not “full” of ignorant morons.
There are a few of us who are still intelligent and waiting to get out.
and some not waiting
‘Hey, there’s water in the bottom… a fair amount of it.’
THATS WHAT SHE SED!
lol
WHERE IS THIS?
I want to wiki it and read the article like the good nerd that I am.
See, dividing by .0000000000001 or whatever is equivalent to multiplying by about a billion or so.
So if you took all the money I have in my pocket–and divided by .0000000000001(or whatever)–you would roughly get the current US deficit!
Isn’t math fun?
.0000000000001 x Lint and unused condom = US Deficit?
No, he said ‘money’.
Reading comprehension FAIL.
Go divide yer @$$ by zero.
Wish i could divide my @$$ by zero :B
…wouldn’t that just create an extra hole in your @$$?
He was implying that all he has in his pocket is $0.0000000000001, some lint, and an unused condom.
Thank you…
You can have back that internets I confinscated earlier.
At least it’s unused.
I like how you specified UNUSED condom – like he’d be the type to carry a used one…
:facepalm:
Unused. Not used. Hasn’t been used.
….virgin.
Everybody happy?
And what if he did anyway? Who are you to judge him?
Who carries a used condom?
who are you asking?
lol
Mirny Diamond Mine, Russia
Its real, if you look at what appears to be rings, that is actually roads for heavy equipment. It is a strip mine.
dun dun duun dn dn na na … strip… lol
To put that into even greater perspective, each of those roads are able to handle two of those humongous dirt/ore haulers (one each direction). So, they’re at least 50 meters wide.
I still wonder where all the dirt was taken to, and what they plan to do with the site when they feel they’ve reached maximum potential output of the mine. It would make for one hell of a lake.
If you look at the satellite map, you will see a MASSIVE slag pile to the Northeast of the pit.
I believe it’s actually a diamond mine, possibly near the town of Murni in Russia.
http://incredimazing.com/page/Russian_Diamond_Mine
Oops. It’s Mirna, not Murni
That reminds me of a horror manga named Uzumaki, by Junji Ito.
read that before…. its pretty gnarly
Ooh, yeah! That manga was awesome! And a total mindf***!
The Spiral will consume us all!
IF YOU DO DIVIDE BY ZERO THE NUMBER 8 looks like peter griffin stoned… 8|o
Waiting for a “This is SPARTA!” comment. Okay, I just made one.
No wonder they say that mining is the most dangerous occupation. Scary looking workplace there.
Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks random bystander into pit*
*screams as she falls to her doom*
*laughs*
*joins in* mwaahahahaha
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA *kicks boomshakah into pit*
i have the authority to do this, i am greek
Spartan Greek? If not, in you go.
Very big official-looking hole
Your mom’s hole is big. And official-looking.
Lol, you guys said hole. XD
I don’t understand.
I still don’t get it.
He still doesn’t get it.
He gets that the other guy doesn’t get it.
Did he get it yet?
Dude, try typing that into your calculator, and see what happens. Oh, it’s just going to reduce the number by 1e-10, or 10 orders of magnitude. Significant, yes, but it’s not going to cause a giant f***ing hole to appear! Smashing protons together, now that’s there the s**t is at. Go to school please.
Getting the point fail.
Actually, it would INCREASE the number by 1e10. You know, dividing by a decimal does that. Go to school please.
I think it’s a new Obama’s proyect.
I really tried. I’m sorry. I don’t get it. :’(… I thought I was a math geek too…
He divided by something that was *almost* zero, but not quite. that making it the close call.
Dividing by 0 returns an undefined or infinity result, and happens sometimes in math-intensive rendering/modeling, resulting in program crashes, or corrupted/bizarre objects.
all of you math geniuses out there …. dividing by a small number gives a big number. example : 1/10^-2 = 1/0.01 = 100
I can’t believe I read every single comment… But yeah, I love divide by 0 jokes. =]
i read all the comments that moved from buffy to a coin rolling that turned to a black hole to crazy spartans kicking ppl to ur mothers official hole to ppl saying they have read all the comments from a divide by zero poster nice jop internet u make proud
ya forgot the internet is a country\nation thing
Y’know, last time I divided by zero it caused the Big Bang. Do you people REALLY want to risk it?
What a fail, it’s a gold (or silver, or iron, or…) mine!!!!!!!!!!!!! thinking of that, I could make a much prettier version out of the Martha Mine in Waihi, New Zealand XD XD XD
You can all suck my balls ya boring f**ks!
S**t guys… don’t you see?
that is the Earths anus!
the Earths anus is in Russia
i knew it
I’m pretty sure that’s the sarlac from ROTJ.
Obviously its a quarry hence the paths. So heres my joke…
What are they mining for, Lava?
Diamonds, what else besides bling would deserve that big of a hole, Just wait for Pebble Creek to get to full capacity and instead of the best salmon fishery on Earth we can have a hole just like it in Alaska mining the gold to go with them.
Holy crap, it’s the Sarlacc! O.o
God’s latrine
Whoever said this was the biggest hole in russia, has not met my girlfriend