NORWAY
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Meh. (Actually I *am* Male, Straight, & Unattached)
Yeah, they look like they’re about 14 and trying way too hard.
Actually, more like 17, I live her and girls look way to young.
Duck Lips.
She wasn’t trying either…
dummeste…Norske jenter er uten tvil best da..og seff svenske..
Ja, nabb!
likte hun til høyre
Sexual low age is 16 in Norway, so… likely not.
aaaaaand Swedish gals is like… 100 % hotter !
Those are probably the hottest in all Norwegian, and they aren’t rely hot. like at all…
you mean in all Norway?
its like saying people in French speak the language called France
Naked girls are not the reason I live there.
Naked men??
*high fives NW*
Correct!
So glad I live there
Oh, that’s not the best reason. If you think THESE chicks are crazy, you should see the russ (the senior year in high school when 90% of the students take two months off from school to party non-stop).
Here’s exhibit #A that we’re crazy – http://dittlivsparty.no/
Exhibit #B – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russefeiring
Umm, from April 25th to May 17th (according to wiki) is 23 days. If you Started April 1st and ended May 31st- that’s 2 months. 23 days doesn’t even make one month. Maybe you should spend those 23 days in school learning things like counting.
well they tend to start much earlier than what it says on wikipedia. and 2 weeks party non stop could easilly feel like 2 months
and you accept wikipedia as a form of knowledge? wiki is the biggest pile of lies and falsehoods on the planet.. short of politics anyways
Fail troll is fail.
yeah, but wikipedia or not, I would know. I’m a Norwegian, and I’m “russ” this year. It starts around 20. of april, and ends the 17. of May. iwin
live here to and this guy is right
… Actually, Wikipedia has experts verify what users post on it. It isn’t just anyone posting anything without anyone checking the facts as some people seem to believe.
Did you learn that from Wikipedia?
*high five to C-Man*
Dude, just stop.
And that doesn’t equal 2 weekends either, so both sushi and arvid failed
Ever had something shipped to you in ten business days and been mad when it took two weeks?
School weeks ≠ calendar weeks. Maybe JW needs to go back to, say, 3rd grade for makeups in advanced calendar concepts?
I’ll grant you that it’s still not two months unless you factor in some sort of actual spring vacation, but give me a break!
*ALL HAIL THE HYPNO TOAD!!!*
I assume the 23 days thing is what you’re complaining about? The quote on wikipedia is using calendar weeks, listing a specific start date and end date, not a number of days. School weeks have nothing to do with anything here.
C’mon, let the idiot feel like he’s accomplished something.
acctually the official start is at the beginning of may.
Yeah. May 1st, actually.
*Lives here*
Really?? I want to go to a country that contains at least one apparently drug addled hag with a vast forehead?? Super!
Norway. Now I want to move away from it.
Indeed
yes…. yes I do
I wanted to before this. Stavenger is a rockin’ town.
It’s Stavanger btw
Stavanger? Plenty more interesting places than Stavanger if you ask me.. Still, nice place to live (Norway anyway)
Stavanger IS the place to be
yeah
:D:D:D:D:D
No. If you’re going to live in a Norwegian city, why go at all? Rural > Urban.
Værdaln:D
Oh and just so’s you know: Most of Norway has significantly NICER winter weather than, say, the American Midwest. The sea moderates the temperatures. And the snow is pretty moderate.
Sounds nice. I live in southern Canada, pretty much the same winter, summer isn’t that bad either, doesn’t go up to 40 degrees.
It has this year xD *shakes fist* Damn Ontario weather! xD
I don’t want to live there, I want to invade.
Some of us live here
I’m so sorry.
You live in a reality of hatred and trolling, how can you pity where anyone else lives?
Actually, I think it was the Norse who invented trolls, but now they all live in Sweden!
Also, II isn’t an troll.
They why didn’t you have the sack to post under your usual “name” and email address?
HAHAHA! That wasn’t even me. I ALWAYS post under my “name” Anna. I’m not afraid of what a bunch of randoms think about me.
Thanks for thinking about my sack though.
….I <3 you.
Because you’re a troll.
P.S. ~ I want one of my internets back for false accustations.
accusations*
Bwahahahahhahaha! Good one!
Were you dissing Norway? I’m sorry, I couldnt hear you over my barrel of oil
*beats your oil barrel with a crowbar*
Hell ya, Norway is aweeeesooooooome!
…no, I don’t. They’re too covered up. As the above poster said: meh.
Damn. Lucky Norwegians. But I’ll stick with Canada thanks.
Show me a version of Candian trailer trash and I’ll be able to make a comparison.
These chicks are fugly.
They are, indeed. OP has bad taste; there are much finer Norwegian girls out there. Not where I live, though.
Great standard of living, Norweigian metal & chicks. You betcha.
Except they can’t spell properly.
FAIL.
What’s not spelled right? We learn english in school so we can explain the world map for you, and point out where our f***ing country FOR YOU. Go back to school, grumpy. What we put up with for pleasing you is sick. Try learning norwegian you idiot. Håper du dør en horribel død.
Think of Scandanavia as deformed genitalia. The western most c**k is Norway, the eastern one is Sweden, and the balls are Finland. Guess you know what that makes Russia…
Oh God >.<
http://www.bamjam.net/Scandinavia/images/MapOfScandinavia.gif
The Purple bit is Finland, how the hell is that below Norway and Sweden. That's Denmark you moron. (and the balls, as you say, are actually part of Sweden and Norway. )
um, he never said Finland is below anything? How about you stop being a sperging retard and not overreact to a simple joke which flew way too far over your head.
for those of us who have a penis that is longer than 4 inches, the balls are more behind the d**k than below it
It’s evident in euro coins. :> (see link)
Euro coin really puts it on because Norway ain’t on the coin because we ain’t in the union.
You either wished him a horrible dead or you called him a f***ing idiot
Yes. a horrible death. Indeed. I just get so frustrated. It’s stupid how we have to learn english, and if we don’t WE’RE the stupid ones… ._.
How about learning the people of your own country spell correctly. Teh on3z dat ta1k liek dis.
Not everyone is like that, tiki.
1. No one ever said you had to learn English, and no one calls you stupid if you don’t know English.
2. “Teh peoplez dat ta1k liek dis” are either making a joke (icanhazcheezburger) or are true idiots. We don’t necessarily talk like that anyway.
Just don’t stereotype me with people that can’t talk or learn a language, and I’ll be happy.
Kthnxbai
(obvious stab at my own comment)
We actually have to learn English, Name. It’s a subject. Also, I’ve been accused of all sorts of things due to my accent whilst speaking to folks from the Americas. That’s not to say there are stupid douchebags over here, too, discriminating immigrants.
horibel (norsk)/horrible (engelsk)*
Where is the misspelled word? I’m siding with tiki on this one. I see WAY better use of the English language by Europeans whose native language is not English, than of people in the US.
+1
The only thing I can fathom is they dislike the structuring of the sentence, “You now want to live there.” Don’t know why though.
I’d say they’re miss-parsing “You now…” as “You know…” because most sentences rarely begin with “You now…” So they think that know is being miss-spelled.
I think i know the girl on the left:S
*Acward*
Me too
No, I do NOT want to move there… I just wish to import a whole lot more from Norway than ever before…
Norway owns, those girls are 3675x uglier than the average norwegian girls x)
the blonde girl looks kind of like emily browning.
Nope sorry, don’t want to, not even on my list of places to visit.
hells yeahs for the metal
f*** yes…packing now!lmao
Sweden is better, even Finland has a hotter standard.
*Amen to that good Sir
hahahahahaha, finland? pale metals**tkids with long greasy hair? keeeeeep on dreaming, sir! and besides, sweden equals norway. We’re ever so alike, no matter how much you don’t want it to. SÖTA BROR <3
Hehe, bra där Tiki! Vi ska vara stolta över vårt brödra(och systra-)skap!
Well, the reason you cant visit Norway is because its too f***ing expensive, isitnot? 10 US dollars for a big mac, F*** YEAH, and who says no to 35-40 US dollars for a six pack of 0.5 liters? F*** YEAH
More like 20-25 us dollars for the six pack you’re talking about. But yeah, its still way more expensive than almost any other country.
At the most expensive, the gas in the US was still only 1/4th of what we pay over here.. so yes, it is expensive over here.. Still, Norway actually have one of the cheapest gasoline in the world..
Stop looking only on the price, and look at it compared to what the BNP is.. Norway is more than affordable if you live here.
Indeed, sir.
Must emphasize that being a paperboy here pays more by the hour than being a doctor in most countries…
so yes, it is affordable.
Yeah. Someone having the flu earns more in an hour than what the black male in southern africa earn in a week.
Wait, 10 US Dollars. That’s how much we pay for that in France. In a menu. And we don’t think it’s SO expensive.
That’s Denmark.
whaaaat?
no, it’s not…
If they’re writing Bokmål I am inclined to agree.
EPIC! I live there!!!
ja, jeg også :3
the most common of the traditional norwegian outfits for our 17th of may celebrations
That’s a CTF-map, right?
They have lions in Kenya!
…and ENERGY LEGS!
…and pirates over in Somalia!
Forget Norway
OMFG I love you <3 This brings back memories!!!
meh…i enjoyed norway when it involved berserkers hacking up English peasents with battle axes, but that’s just me.
As a Norwegian I can only say.
So did I.
Im so glad I live there.
Lenge leve norge!
hvorfor? DET ER KALDT HER! xD
Lenge leve Norge
And btw. Norwegian girls are usually a thousand times sexier than the two girls at the top
And in the background, another one of our proud national symbols – a Høyang aluminium saucepan, it too looking scrubbed but a bit worse for wear.
It’s Iceland, bunch of Einsteins
waaaait, what? that has Norway written all over it. an Iceland is a former colony of ours. see how well they are coping without us?
Hmm, when did Iceland take the norwegian flag?? Icelands flag looks alike, but the colours are opposite… See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceland
Da er vi to, Victorawrr.
Norway is awesome
I like Norway, but for some reason I just don’t see why I should want to live there after seeing this… Oh yeah, I am female >.<
In soviet Russia, Flag wears teenaged girls
Meh, there are hot chicks everywhere. If I moved to Norway it would be to worship Odin and join a black metal band.
and what time where you from again? (and no, lots of blonds that don’t know what rock is)
I wanted to live in Norway before I saw this. After… Eh… I’m a girl and they’re not doing it for me. But rock on!
the flag is the wrong way.
ya vi elsker dette landet
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It was a good troll, but its really not so bad here.
I’m guessing this is from the time they were “russ”. Last year of school were we drink way to much beer, do a lot of stupid to the point of meaningless stuff just for the fun of it. And end it all with being drunk and stumbling around in our very parade of stupidity on the national day.
I LOVE MY COUNTRY! <3 Norway <3
Were you dissing Norway? I’m sorry, I couldnt hear you over my barrel of oil
I’m moving to Norway.
…suddently I`m not looking forward to becoming a “russ” anymore…..
Wow……..14 and already have aids and other stds……how sad
must say…. not demotivational XD
everyone in Norway has sex before they´re 15, don´t know why, but that´s how it is…
the average age in norway is 16 for girls and 18 for boys. i guess it’s just you who is a slut:/
Hahaha, I were in scouts with those girls. The picture is taken at a scout-cottage
Small world
Yes, as we all know, Scout-Girls (And especially those in KFUK-KFUM, or YMCA-YWCA.) are much more “leanient” than other girls.
Obviously.. Makes me feel like I should have gotten some action while i was in scouts x)
Oh, and yes, they were like 14 or 15 years when the pic was taken.. I think they’re around 18 years old now..
I hoped that somebody is dumb enough to state that this is the british flag instead of the norwegian.
That isn’t the british flag…..
omg
you’re an idiot.
just reread your comment, nevermind.
It doesn’t look anything like the British flag, though I can almost see someone mistaking it for the English flag.
Name says it all
Norske jenter eier!
I know a Norwegian girl who f***s everything with a pulse
True story, y’all.
I don’t doubt it. Odds are she’s from the eastern parts.
Seriously sorry for this guys…
Stupid swedish people coming to our country posing like whores with our flag…
it’s a trap norway sucks!!!
No.. I think i stay in Denmark ^^
Why wanna live in Norway just ’cause some teens wrapped themselves in the Norwegian flag?? Norway has girls way more good looking than those tramps!! And I should know, I’ve had quite a few of’em!!
følger deg min gode man!
Actually Nepal has a much smaller flag
In Nepal, the girls are equally smaller, so I’d might say you’re missing the point if your goal was to see more skin. You’re probably just another geek with an IQ-issue. Get a life.
You know you want to live there.
Is it wrong if this gave me…uhm… “norwegian wood”?
well sweden… is kind of better… (I’m Swedish my self so i know)
Why am I reading your comment in Skwisgaar Skwigelf’s voice
Why am I reading all these comments in Toki Wartooth’s voice?
Absolute jailbait.
no they aren’t. they’re ugly old ladies