Target Practice
Because having a girlfriend who can survive the Zombie Apocalypse with you is freakin awesome.
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to die in a zombie apocalypse? I hope so.
We all hope they die…one day it will be true, one die…
Internet is stupid…
then why are you on it?
Wow, how can someone misspell “someone” in their name?
Dude, your name is “idiot” ffs
The FIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSTTTT day?
Go tell the zombies that. Make sure to run up really close and scream it at them.
Just for that I’m killing a kitten AND a puppy.
How do you feel now that an inocent kitten and apuppy had to die by my will for your stupid comment?
Who’s apuppy?
you are apuppy nyuk nyuk nyuk
I think I know where this was taken- Cleland’s in Toledo.
Actually, it looks ALOT like a range near me in Independence KY.
It looks like nearly every indoor range I’ve ever been to.
Whats an apocalyspe… some kind of speech impediment?
One that destroys the world… fear it…
Oh no it’th the Zhombieeeeth. Damn thith lythp of mine, I can’t warn the world. We thall all die.
This isn’t very demotivational…. just makes me motivated to go teach her how to shoot
Agreed.
*le sigh* Lean forward, not backward. Keep your elbows relaxed.
I’m just waiting for the follow up pic where she flat on her ass with a sore elbow.
Wait, is that her left thumb on top of her right hand? *faceplant’s desk*
*walks away mumbling* cup, don’t grab..
Maybe she is left handed?
Her thumb should still be encased be her opposite hand, not sitting on top. Likely to slice it off with it up there. Hence the cup, don’t grab. Thumbs point down the line of the pistol, not across the back. That thumb is clearly pointing right. From her stance, I’d say she’s a righty though.
Thus the need for “practice”!
The grip she’s using is a great way to really mess up a thumb.
Having spellcheck is, apparently, not awesome.
Apocalyspe? Ith that when the zombieth thtart thpeaking like thith?
FTW!!!
Having a wife who knows a proper grip and isn’t going to get her thumb sliced open by having it in the slide path — that’s priceless!
You are talking about shooting a gun, right?
excellent
One hopes that alternate interpretations would not involve the risk of slicing her thumb off, so I’m going to assume…yes. We’re still talking about guns.
her boyfrend fear target on his picture…
…
Say that again…
Slowly…
And in English…
Her boyfriend is afraid to be the target on that picture.
Forgive him, he’s probably not English. I hope.
He makes a valid point. As cool as it might be that your girlfriend can survive the zombie apocralypse*, that also means that if you break up with her, she can kill you. As a European, I have an innate suspicion for the mental health of anyone who wants to know how to handle murder weapons (from after the 19th century. Crossbows, swords, longbows, muskets, etc. are awesome, and not scary because they’re impractical). So for me abs( the risk of being stalked ) > the awesomeness of your girlfriend surviving zombie apocalypses.
Besides, the Rule of Drama dictates that if she survives the zombie apocalypse, you will not survive.
*that’s from Discworld, folks.
I would die well, feeding her for a month.
Cannibalism in a zombie apocalypse. Man, that’d make for some philosophy… XD
Good GOD her form, stance, and grip are terrible. No doubt also reflects her boyfriend’s or husband’s shooting as well.
Won’t be hitting any zombies for sure!
Cracks me up seeing timid newbie shooters w/o proper instruction.
See my comments above. lol. I’m just waiting for her to fall on her ass, complain of a sore elbow, fire a round into the ceiling, and chop her thumb off.
She won’t survive with that shooting posture… Why do women always lean back?
Why do you have issues with women? A lot of the ones I’ve seen shooting learnt it faster than the men did.
I can answer that one. Boobs. If, like me, one has a top heavy stature, leaning forward increases the chance of falling onto ones face. Hence, when I shoot, I shoot on a slight side on, rather than feet “on the line”. That way, I can lean forward and not fall onto my face, and not lean backwards and fall onto my ass. The unfortunate thing is, a lot of instructors are male, and don’t take boob weight into account when instructing females, and don’t suggest a side on stance. (bonus, it makes your profile smaller too.)
Apparently in your case, turning side on would actually make your profile bigger?
Good lord. Is there anything funny on this site? I mean seriously. Not commenting on this post, but every single damn one here.
Too bad thats unfortunatly a man.
Ugh…
One: Guns Kill. We seriously need to ban them NOW IMHO.
Two: Women are, as a general rule, STUPID.
Three: The combination of the two is a recipe for DISASTER.
F*** you if you disagree.
I’ve thought for a whole SIX SECONDS about this and the best answer to that that I can think of is “I disagree, but you’re right. Out of the two of us, I’m the one more likely to be f***ed.”
Perfect response.
Guns kill? When was the last time a gun walked up to someone and judo chopped their jugular? If someone intends to kill they will. What do you think happened before the first gun, or projectile weapon in general, was invented? Do you think wars were by rock/paper/scissors and everyone died happily of old age?
-1 internet for being a moron.
Wow.
By your logic:
I guess it is the spoon who is at fault for Rosie O’donnel being fat.
And public educations fault for you being stupid.
Thank you for setting the collective mental state of humanity back ten years in just one post.
EPIC FAIL at LIFE
If women are the stupid ones, why are virtually all Darwin Awards won by men?
There aren’t enough kittens in the world for me to kill in order to make up for that comment. I’ll have to start in on the puppies as well.
You don’t get into heaven.
one: f*** you iam in afghanistan fighting with GUNS for you hippy anti gun people to say stuff like this.
two: you must be a flaming homo and if thats not the case im not sorry that you dont have any luck with women thats your fault
three: your a recipe for disaster you should go have your bf plugg your a** or just use your right hand
so take that and shove it up your piss hole.
If you ban guns, people will still hoard them like squirrels do with nuts. Also, is pointless because you don’t need a gun to kill someone, you can kill someone by just yanking their collar bone out without much effort.
That girl has wide shoulders….
O_o
What now?
What is it like to be a zombie? Having the eternal Munchies?
from what i can tell its alot like a constant high… your kinda slumpy when you walk, your always hungry for stuff you shouldnt normally eat… and you growl when someone is near you
When I’m high I fly. Zombies don’t fly…
… they do if you hit them goin 90
so its like being pregnant
Again, see my above posts. But to re-iterate: yes.
The world needs more markswomen. At least our girl up there is in the right place to get better, I guess.
[extends fellow shooter love from across the Internet]
With her gun handling “skills” I daresay there’s some truth to that.
[b]casey[/b], that’s not Cleland’s, the cranks for the manual target holders aren’t there.
Looks like the same dividers, though.
[b]again[/b] and [b]philip[/b], you are either trolling or idiots, and my bet would be both.
Regarding posture and stance, she’s about to learn, maybe this is her first time shooting. That wrist-grab grip actually works OK for single accurate shots (assuming your thumb doesn’t get eaten by the slide), but she should figure out a good two-hand grip on her own.
were it not for the bra visable through the shirt, i would think this was my friend jason. he has long hair and wears a douchebag hat like that.
It will be awesome till she founds out you are cheating on her
for a chick, she’s got pretty hairy arms and a muscly back
No kidding bro!
… although one of those muscles looks weirdly knobby, sorta like the adjustment slide on a bra strap. Or something. I’m sure it’s totally a dude, though.
I think he is just using her for zombie bait. She will run out thinking she’s all bad and BLAM–zombie food.
If she’s going to survive, she’ll have to learn to aim without leaning backwards …
You laugh because you think she’s visualizing zombies. I laugh because I know she found those dirty emails you traded with you secretary.
Just be happy she is not shooting at you. 10 years from now no one remembers stance ,grip or weapon. Only who survives. As for those who wish to ban guns: this is why your countries are socialist, you are not free, you cannot survive in the event of the apocolypse because you don’t have the means to hunt for food and rely on the Gvt for a handout. You are brainwashed into submission by that same gvt. to not defend yourself then cry for us to come save your sorry behinds when some two bit dictator threatens you. No we are not perfect but God blesses the one who stands up for freedom. As Samuel Clemmons said(that’s Mark Twain to you euros) ” it is a fine thing for a man to fight for his freedom, a sight better to fight for someone else’s”. When the radical Muslim’s(note radical) try to take your country as you sit by and whine, we will be there for you. We always have for our brothers, we always will.
Go back to Wal-Mart, buy a dictionary and learn what “socialist” means. Then understand “freedom.” Then grow a brain.
That “girl” has really wide shoulders and very hairy forearms. Not to mention the non-existent bra straps.
That’s a dood with long hair and a stupid hat!
@Azurathaol – in the Zombie Apocalypse people don’t get picky. Long hair will be good enough.
Oh no, lysping zombies ….
It’s Not Awesome
If you piss off a woman with a gun who can shoot you from 50 metres away…
side on? side on…… oh, the weaver stance! got confused there for a second. not used to hearing it like that. The thing is, my GF leaned backwards when I first started teaching her, and she is not exactly, um, i’ll say “stacked”. Ended up with me pulling the cheesy “no like this” golf-style instruction with my chest to her back and my hands over hers. Meh. it works, she doesn’t have much trouble anymore…. And wants a Mini-14 for christmas.
That ‘s what I was thinking.
Same goes for a sword or musket.