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Spelling : You’re doing it wrong….
GRAMMAR NAZIS anywhere, anytime and with the least provocation.
Should be:
GRAMMAR NAZIS: Anywhere, anytime, and with the least provocation.
No, it shouldn’t be: you never start with a capital letter after a colon. GRAMMAR SS ON YO ASS.
Yes, you do.
You can but you don’t have to.
its supposed to be spelt jew cos the guy is a jew… i hate grammar nazis so much -.-
Lol. ^^ didn’t even see the error!
Grammar Nazi : Doing it right!
GRAMMAR NAZIS: They attack anywhere, anytime and are easily provoked.
Ironic choice of wording there, murky.
Touche. Missed that one.
Calling anyone a Nazi of any kind is offensive and disrespectful to everyone who died so you wouldn’t be a Nazi today dude.
RESPECT FAIL
be above that.
I’m a Nazi…
“Your comment is awaiting moderation.”
Is this some sort of joke?!?!?!
yeah I have a life dude.
No it’s not a joke, this a pet-peeve of mine and this ethic is carried out into my life. I have raised my son to be above that, and my wife believes the same. Try saying that around a WW2 vet and see what they say…..
While I respect your point, I’m not sure a “Very Demotivational” page on Jew-Jitsu is entirely the correct theatre for your argument…
Zing!
ZING Indeed!
What are you talking about?! They are just looking for Kyle!
dude seriously chill i’m a jew and i think those jokes are hilarious i make great jew jokes. but they’re JUST jokes grow a thicker skin and stop complaining. please and thank you.
Your comment matches your name, they’re both stupid.
seriously? grow a sense of humor.
I have one.
now you grow a sense of respect.
the icon by your name is very close to a swastica, are you really sayng don’t use the word nazi because it disrespects YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
leave him alone he just seems to have a deep respect for those who died. it’s serious calling someone a Nazi nothing to joke about.
I think the avatar for those without a gravatar is linked to the ip. So… Yeah…
LMFAO. So you pretended to be another person defending yourself but you did not realize you still get the same avatar. Golden moment.
FAIL…
BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Z should have said : C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Next we’ll see Jew-do?
I know this is racist, but I don’t care!
How is it remotely racist?
Jews are a part of a religion, not a race. I should know.
Especially if you’re Jesus…
Thanks Captain Obvious
Judaism is actually an ethnicity, nationality, and a religion. And they are still not a race.
Who freaking cares? That’s funny as hell!
tell that to the arabic jews who live in israel and look nothing like the frizz heads over here in america
You may have died for everyone’s sins, but now everyone will die for mine!! Only those with the freshest most succulent livers will be saved.
So, Alcoholics are doomed?
Grammar fail
First to point out that YOU’RE spelling it wrong.
First to point out you spelled “Public Education” wrong.
First to point out that he (or she) spells it that was intentionally as a joke.
Nope.. That’s just bad spelling.
When used in a joke context, the word is spelled neither as “you’re” or “your”. Also, the rest of the phrase tends to follow suit.
Just plain ignorance, I’m afraid… *sigh*
I meant the user name “Pubic Ejucashun.”
Reading fail.
WIN
LOL! Fail on grasping my sarcasm, win on pointing out the obvious to Grrr.
CARE
He may have been going for “Public Edjewcation” in which case he still fails at life.
First to point out that the spelling is the central part of the joke.
Fail to relize they were talking about the improper spelling/use of “your”.
First to point out your misspelling of the word “realise” (“realize” to people in the US – either way, you misspelled it).
Touche. LOL. It was late here. Time stamp is wrong.
I concede to you 1 internet.
I shall cherish it forever. Or sell it on eBay.
How much do internet’s go for on ebay?
Probably about ten souls.
this comment thread = lols
First to point out that YOU’RE not the first to point out that YOU’RE spelling it wrong
Sorry. Second YOU’RE should be THEY’RE
Haha. We all suck.
yup
The English Language: YOU’RE doing it wrong.
getting the joke: you’re doing it ESPECIALLY wrong!
At last…proof that Ninjews exist.
Jew Kan wins! Flawless victory!
(seriously, that really looks like Liu Kan’s flying kick)
“First to point out that he (or she) spells it that was intentionally as a joke.”
S/he was referring to “your” as opposed to the correct “You’re”. I pity you.
No, they were referring to the poster’s USER NAME. Not the Your/You’re thing.
Query: Isn’t that more an Amish outfit than Jewish? If I’m right, that’d make it Christian-jutsu, which is nowhere near as funny, true, but…
Has the side curls. Which makes him more Hasidic Jew.
Ah, I wouldn’t know. My life, for whatever reason, lacks a significant presence of Amish and Jewish people.
I’m sure you meant a Hasidic Jew, not more of one. Good job on the sect identification!
Or did he mean more Hasidic than not?
Wouldn’t be the first time someone kicked arse for the lord:
Nope that is your common Chabadnik, Hassidic, Jew right there. (Pssst- with the moniker “Yentaleh” I hope you can figure out that I’m a Jew.)
Oh crap! We’re being invaded by ninjews!
I wonder if he’s related to the Hebrew Hammer?
Win!
Not really..
that is not jiujitsu. jiujitsu is a submission and take down specialising art, not striking, that apears to be a flying variation of a judo kick
Nobody said it was jiujitsu. It’s Jew-jitsu. Completely different.
You Fail! It’s spelt JuJutsu in Romanji, and you also fail on knowledge of the martial art, Ju Jutsu has a few (though quite limited) punches and kicks. Though indeed I’ve not found a style that does jumping side kicks, Judo however which is the much much younger version designed for safe competition features no punches or kicks if holding true to the orginal concept. Unfortunately, there are many “teachers” and I use that word loosely that make up their own styles based upon an existing one. Probably to be cool.
I like that the poster caption used the correct “you’re.” (How hard is it to differentiate between “your” and “you’re” for people?)
dont you forgot a “would” between that “I” and that “like”?
Fail. OMG fail. :facepalm:
nah
“I would like that the poster caption used the correct “you’re.”” makes absolutely no sense.
Being Grammar Nazi’s
You’re all doing an epic job, annoying, but epic
Wow…And I thought Ninjitsu was good…
Jew-Fu
LoL! The Maccabees live on! Kicking arse to this very day.
Fun with trampolines.
Looks like a member of the seven savage jews. They are an ancient clan of seven hasidic jew ninja lawyers I hired once. If you have the money, and you have the connections…..
Reading some of the comments for this only reinforces my long held belief that as a species we are doomed
First to point out that Jujitsu/Jiujitsu/Jujutsu doesn’t involve flying kick.
I think Kung-Jew would be a little more appropriate considering what Ju-jitsu is as a style of fighting…
but Ninjew… genius
lol! nice picture and excellent descript for it!
YOU’RE spelling it wrong.
Is that Ewan McGregor?
Actually…. They’re doing it quite wrong. Jiu-Jitsu doesn’t involve strikes (such as kicking). I should know, I’ve been training in Jiu-Jitsu since I was twelve years old…
Clearly you’ve never been trained in appreciating humour.
icanhascheezburger should just do a “Grammar Nazi” comment page. That would definitely not fail, because then we wouldn’t be subjected to these 70 comment long arguments over ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ .
BTW – No one is impressed, Cypress.
Shame you didn’t have a good teacher, as the original Ju Jutsu of Japan (standardised by their military) and indeed ever style I’ve come across today all involve a limited amount of punches and yes kick as well.
Also if you want to spell it correctly it’s Ju Jutsu in Romanji, Jitsu means “truth”
Not fake – although I can’t vouch for this guy’s sanity
http://www.abir.org.il/index.php
Mess with us at your own peril.
check and mate
Whoa..
Oh snap, it’s jewish Chuck Norris!
Aaaaaand Jew jokes are now officially on my life-hazards list.
Epic Poster Fail. Jujitsu doesn’t have kicks, punches, etc. Only take downs and submissions.
You Fail! It’s spelt JuJutsu in Romanji, and you also fail on knowledge of the martial art, Ju Jutsu has a few (though quite limited) punches and kicks.
Fail, contemporary Jiu-Jitsu, is a grappling art (no punches or kicks).
You Fail! It’s spelt JuJutsu in Romanji
Yes, we grammarians are ruthless in enforcing our rule (which seems to be the case here). Yes, we can find humor in intentional misspellings (which is not the case here). Yes, we think you’re all idiots (which seems to be the majority of you out there).
One problem is that grammarians/Grammar Nazis can’t agree on the rules to enforce, under their “rule.” Another is that they do not usually recognize intentional misspellings because they are too eager to display their supposed genius.
In sum, we (the rest of the world) think the same of you.
Being brazilian, and therefore not a native english speaker, I never understood people typing “your” instead of “you’re”. I know that they sound similiar, so I thought it was kind of a slang (like using gotta). But after reading these comments, I learned that there are a lot of stupid americans! There is no way someone can confuse your for you’re, no way… (hope I have made no mistakes in my text
)
you guys are so silly XD
No one cares about real jiu jitsu. The term he used fit so he used it, it wouldn’t be funny if he said ‘LOLZORS JEW-KARATE HAHAHAR’. This is almost as bad as people saying penguins and polar bears don’t live together…
Wait…..Penguins and polar bears live together? So….does that mean pigs don’t fly? ……WHAT ABOUT THE TOOTH FAIRY!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ALL MY WORLD BELIEFS! YOU CRUSHED THEM ALL!
shadow clone jew-tsu
I find this really funny cause I take juijit-su. Its acually pretty fun. Lots of wrestling and flipping people.
so there is jewjitsu, jewdo, kung jew, ninjews, ninjewtsu and jewsus? and yet no-one believes in leprechauns…….
Can’t be bothered to read all the posts but I hope someone’s mentioned the fact that it should be jUtsu, not jItsu. Jujitsu is how ignorant people spell it, shame that these people have spread it al over the world.
Jutsu = technique or art.
By the way, Hikari…..I read every post…..your name is all over it. :p Posting on everyone who said jui or ju-jitsu. And also talking of how it doesn’t have kicks or punches. Which I do agree it does have minimal punches and kicks as I’m trained in a variant of it. But a bulk of it is grappling and such which is why people think there are no punches and kicks. Please don’t insult the ignorance. Ignorance is the art of just not knowing because no one has taught them. Stupidity is when someone is told they are wrong and they choose to stick with their story. So you may insult stupidity…..not ignorance.
By the way…….I want a cookie and I demand that I get it from you for making me type this message. Thank you in advance for my cookie.
What’s really sad is that you claim to be right, and posted it everywhere, but really you’re wrong. I’d laugh at the embarrassment you set up for yourself, but it’s really just sad. Not even worth laughing at. tsk tsk.
Oi Martim… the brazilian. I agree with you. Yes there are a lot of poorly educated americans, some even stupid but I just returned from living in Brazil for almost a year (training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu) and I will say that there is a LOT of stupid brazilians (brasileiros/brasileiras).. more so in your country then the U.S. so be careful with your words amigo.. ta bom??? Tchau!