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We are a religion of Peace, Really!
LOL
Of course! Peace through moderation, and moderation through WAR!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Bringing christ to the middle east!
it’s not terrorism when christians do it. (SARCASM)
Didn’t he came from there?
Church sanctuary, now available in mobile!
Ah, a Kris Kuksi sculpture. The guy does some interesting stuff.
This is actually a sculpture? I figured photoshop
http://kuksi.com/artworks/sculpture/
Troll harder.
Same response he’s had for over a week. I don’t think he knows how to.
It’s so disappointing when the trolls run out of material.
he’s not a troll, that’s just all he can write and he doesn’t even know what it means
they see me crolling..
Looks like something straight out of Hellsing
I was thinking the same thing…>_<
i was thinking Warhammer 40k. the Emperium of Man already make some of their vehicles rolling cathedrals (mainly the Sisters of Battle) and you should see the architecture on a Titan. they give you something pretty to look at before making you cease to exist
and that is why the imperium is failing. too much fanatical bulls**t. too much holy wrath rather than actually knuckling down and getting things done
Mindless worship of progress is heresy! Silence, heathen, before I send you to the processing center as spare parts for my servitors!
I’ll never understand how something can be fake and happy.
Besides, this is Very Demotivational. It doesn’t HAVE to be real here. It just has to be funny.
Clearly, it’s happy with its own delusions and fully believes them to be real.
You suck at sarcasm.
Go sing your karaoke elsewhere.
Um, none of the above was sarcasm. The original post was the typical trolling that needs to be banned from all Cheezeburger sites. My response is about how dumb such a troll is. Especially here.
And I don’t sing karaoke. I am actually a professional singer who does covers of real music -n ranging from Big Band to Disco plus Broadway numbers. I have all my songs arranged special for me. Then I practice and practice and practice until I can sing them backwards, forwards, and inside out. Karaoke is not arranged beforehand to be in the proper key for the people “singing” it. Nor do they practice it. Plus 99% of the time it’s junk like Lady Gaga and other stuff that does not qualify as music. Not good, real music such as Buddy Holly would have sung.
So basically, you failed at both insults. Have a nice day!
Well, Ms Russell, that’s all fine and dandy, but what places other than nursing homes and weddings for people over 60 cater to the songs you cover? Sure, you have a nice voice (I can tell you’ve had some training), but unless you score a gig in Branson, what else is there? As long as you’re happy doing what you do, that counts for more than anything, though. I live that every day (poor, but happily playing music).
On Topic: You can’t ban trolls. They’ll just change IPs or use a proxy. Either don’t give them the attention they crave, or show them how pathetic they are and hopefully they’ll go back to pestering their mommies. Plus, keep in mind that site moderators either work full time or are students and have to sleep some time too.
And they tend not to moderate trolls unless they’re really really offensive, like racial slur offensive.
i didn’t even need to read your comment- i know from your name that you’re a moron.
Hey Anna! found one!
Thanks. I did have a nice day.
Awesome job on doing covers. Get your money back for the lessons though.
I’ve grown up in music. Been on a professional stage in front of hundreds to thousnads (no I don’t care if you don’t believe me) and on the lowliest of bars and coffee houses.
You bored me to tears. Not trolling. Giving truthful feedback. Sorry.
Write good, quality music instead of trying to hold your own against someone else’s. THEN I’ll give another listen. Until then I don’t need to hear karaoke-esque covers.
This is actually the way that insurgents destroy tanks in Iraq. You just leave the tank parked for the night and BAM ‘Churched’, and what are you going to do, destroy a church just to use that tank, that’s crazy.
Mirage Tank
Red Alert 2
“No one here, but us churches”
Ra3. MIrage tanks are still on there cuz they’re pro.
This must be where handgrenades go to become holy.
Monty Python WIN!
^This.
flawless victory
Doesn’t the “Religion of Peace” do this already with their mosques?
Warhammer 40k called, they want their tank back.
Hmm… what army are we talking about here? Im think the sisters.. they’re tanks are pretty much churches
Yeah, that’s definitely the Sisters. Course it could always be custom built on an overall shrine world.
Imperial Guard, “Leviathan”. No model, just custom builds. You’re welcome.
the chatholics are up to something
That’s actually a Papal tank…
and the church is what….. thats right children cristian or as some people like to call it chatholics
I mean that the tank is actually of the Pope’s Army.
must resist saying “papal KaPow”
.. dangit, it’s too fun to say
Catholic is a sub-set of Christian. not just a different name
If it gets blowed up do you refer to it as a papal smear?
Wait what? Is the misspelling part of the joke? Either way I don’t get it.
I’m sorry.
Wow. How sad your life must be.
Anybody else here reminded of Command & Conquer?
Actually, looks more like something from Warhammer 40K.
Noes command and conquer
For the Greater Good!
(Tau FTW, everything is better with a jetpack)
broadsides with jetpacks? :O
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I want one
Spelling: You’re doing it wrong.
Trolling: you’re doing it right…
there is no right way
I know churches may not be welcome, but this is a ridiculous way to get to the people!!!
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The literal term of a Churchill or it could be the Popes Church Tank XD
Evangelize their asses off!
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
hahhahaha nice
Exodus – War is my Shepherd ?
Yo dawg, we heard you liek God, so we put a church in your car, so you can pray while you drive.
I don’t know about you, but I think this is the best tank ever. If it were real and not just a sculpture, and it was actually functional, it would be better. Kris Kuksi is still an awesome sculptor, though.
“You WILL accept Jebus into yer heart, or I’ll put a hole in it!”
Jebus our sabiour.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Tanks.
You’re welcome.
Are you telling me there isn’t a church on wheels out there?
Unbelievable!!!
Actually I think this is a Baneblade (large miniature tank) converted to have a religious look, because a lot of things in warhammer 40k (tabletop game) have religious looking deathweapons
only the Sister of Battle stuff. the Space Marines are quite pious but it’s a tad more subtle and the Chaos are hellish but that’s it
The Titan Legions are also very religious (they really are walking shrines to the Machine God), as are several IG vehicles from Epic-scale (which is what we used before they chucked it out for Apocalypse with the normal 40k-scale minis). Check out the Epic 40k specialty stuff sometime, good stuff.
My thoughts exactly!! I’m am so disappointed to find that fact out.
“I say, the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways. By force!”
Now I understand the definition of ‘holy war’.
so photoshopped
it is but thats what makes it funny
It’s not shopped, it’s a sculpture.
“The bells are getting louder!” “WHAT?” “I SAID THE BELLS ARE GETTING LOUDER!!” “OH. WHY DON’T YOU USE THE BALLISTIC MISSILE THEN?” “WHAT BALLISTIC MISSILE?” “THE ONE IN THE ATTIC. I WAS SAVING IT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!”
To me, this looks like the answer to the pirate accountants in “The Meaning of Life”.
(so much Python here to reference…………..)
I believe that was the “#4 St. Markus on the Hill Ballistic Missile” which “automatically homes in on the nearest place of worship”. I always loved that bit.
And the lord spaketh thus to David “When the leigons of Satan gather, bulid a tank in the form of my house to bring justice and rightousness” and David said to the lord “What’s a tank?”
Religion never gets deadlier.
This makes it easy to pray to God before the tank blows the crap out of you.
I belive Monty Python predicted this one:
W: THE BELLS ARE GETTING LOUDER! OOOH, LOOK!
M: WHAT?
W: THE CHURCH, IT.. ITS COMING CLOSER! ITS COMING DOWN THE ‘ILL!
M: WHAT A LIBERTY!
W: ITS TURNING INTO OUR LANE! WELL, YOU BETTER GO PUT IT OUT OF IT’S MISERY.
M: WHERE’S THIS MISSILE, THEN?
W: IT’S IN THE ATTIC. PRESS THE BUTTON MARKED CHURCH!
M: ‘OW DO I AIM IT?
W: IT AUTOMATICALLY HOMES IN ON THE NEAREST PLACE OF WORSHIP!
M: BUT THAT’S ST. MARKS!
W: IT ISN’T NOW, LOOK!! OH, ITS OP’NING THE GATE.
M: WHAT? USE THE MEGAPHONE!
W: IT’S OP’NING THE GATE!! ‘HURRY UP, ITS TRAMPLING OVER THE AZALIAS!
(Sound: Missle launch, explosion, bells diminish)
M: Did I ‘it it?
W: Yes, right up the aisle.
M: Well I’ve always said, There’s nothing an agnostic can’t do if he really doesn’t know whether he believes in anything or not.
chruch?
Two things you want during the zombie apocalypse, holy salvation and a tank, and now you have it.
Eso es un montaje bien hecho.
Who you callin’ a ‘chruch’?
this is ‘shopped, this is ‘shopped, this is ‘shopped……
It’s also a hybrid tank, ’cause churches float on water.
Monty Python hat trick.
LMFAO! BRILLIANT!
Looks like a vehicle straight from the Warhammer 40000 universe
I was just about to press send on my comment… I look up, and there is your comment… You wrote literally the exact same sentence as me.
I award you 1 internet.
Pew, pew pew pew, pew, pew…
I LOLed for real
You cought me off guard. Haha i couldnt stop laughing.
if one of these came rolling down my street, i’d be like ‘screw this, im going to mass.’
yes it is fake, but its funny
Somewhere around here a church has a tank turret added onto it saying
ima tank ima tank ima tank.
yes yes there is
In the original joke, back when a VW Beetle was a very small car, a Beetle owner who was scared to take the little thing into traffic was told by his shrink to just keep repeating “I’m a truck, I’m a truck”. It worked fine until he got flattened by a motorcycle with a driver saying “I’m a tank, I’m a tank”
It’s like…Gears of War on super-steroids!
I thought I’d never see a Life-Sex-Death reference. I was pleasantly surprised.
It’s straight out of Warhammer 40,000.
FOR THE EMPEROR!
XD
Haha! I’m going to be going “sneaky sneaky” all the time now, I’m going to drive people mad.
Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but if I remember correctly on one of those History channel specials, in the conflict in the Middle East, it was against some kind of code of conduct to fire on a church, you needed special permission to start shooting at a Mosque. Pciture kind of makes me think the insurgents must have put two and two together and made a tank that couldn’t be destroyed.
correct!
Did you bother to proofread? The last church is misspelled.
When blackwater contracts expire the government looks to the pope to fill a nessecary and extremely hilarious void
“Howl’s Moving Castle 2: S**t Just Got Real.”
LMAO! =D Epic win!
Here’s the church, here’s the steeple, open the doors and out go the ANTI TANK ROUNDS YEA BAYBEEE!
jenovas witneses… they’re coming for us
LOL~!XDDDDDDDD
Hey! where’s my house going?
Gives whole new meaning to “Mass” transit! LOL!
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smart, your not allowed to shoot on churches either
Tank of latter day saints?
i counter religion tank with athiests mwhahahahaha in america
I can’t be the only one who thought:
“In the Grim Darkness of the 41st millennium there is only War”
reminds me of the M7 priest…
ima church ima church ima churchill !!!
Churchill???
its still a sculpture and not photoshopped.