MASTURBATION
Ruins thousands of pipes and relationships each year.
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I see what you did there…
So they’re basically saying “Don’t clean your pipes because we don’t want to have to clean ours”
Just get bigger pipes. What’s the big deal?
I would, but the sink is too small…
Oh boy U of M… Thousands?
SUPER SEMEN !
SECOND!
If you’re going to be a douche, at least come remotely close.
lol
But don’t come too close to the pipes.
Actually, one would think that at least a portion of the semen in the pipes of the showers would be washed out of the vajayjay’s, and off of the bodies of, the dorm princesses.
So ladies, do it for the pipes. Swallow!
LMAO!!!!!
first time i have to agree with you ray :O
this could be made by anybody.. put on a wall and that person takes a picture.
i don’t rly think this cud be real :O
Keep on trollin’
Just like your mom, to my surprise.
Never. Again.
I’m not sure I buy this is real, but if it is, isn’t it a huge oversight not to install the appropriate pipe? And what kind of sissy pipe can’t stand up to that anyway?
That’s what I was thinking. If it’s so expensive every year, why not just replace the pipes with ones that you should have put in in the first place?
Funny as it is, it’s not real.
Which is a pity, because then I’d have to ask why no one thinks to blame the ‘staff.’
I bet it is real. I just showed it to my husband and he said they had signs like this in his dorm’s bathroom (university of illinois).
Besides the point, shouldnt be choking the lizard in a public shower anyway. Whether the sign is real or not, and whether or not the pipes can handle jizz or not doesnt matter.
Wow…mental image…can’t…unsee it…
You guys are all retarded: it’s a joke.
fyi – it’s fake. it’s been popping up all over the internet for the last few years.
masturbating in a public/common shower is pretty nasty, though. undergrads…..
What does punching the munchkin have to do with the honor code?
I go to U of M and this was revealed to be a hoax. I’ve seen pictures of these signs at, I think it was, MIT as well.
I dunno, it could be an issue. At my university back in the 1990s, the plumbing in the dorms had to be replaced due to acid erosion from all the vomiting bulemics.
Yeah, but there’s a huge difference between a high concentration of hydrochloric acid and a low concentration of an enzyme-free, pH-neutral, water-soluble protein.
wtf. it is everything you claim its not. it has enzymes its highly alakline and coagulates in water.
Actually, semen dies in any alkaline environment.
Proof U.Michigan students are a bunch of wankers.
*thumpitythumpitythumpitythumpitysplat*
Among my people, there is a substance called sodium hydroxide…
You may call it “Drano”.
Perhaps U. of M. should establish a branch office of semen bank. Everybody wins…
its funny as s**t though
Jesus H. W. Christ – I LOL’d so hard that I jizzed!
in your pants or the shower?
However, if you’re a girl, it’s an honor code violation to jill off in the shower without turning on your webcam.
what a way for her to get knocked up. “okay son, your daddy was one of the guys on campus when i was at college”
“which one mommy?”
“hell if i know, but there was more manjam on me that day than i’ve ever seen in a lifetime”
“manjam?”
“you’ll find out when you’re older son”
guess the guys at U of M aren’t gettin enough. step it up ladies, and do the school a favor and swallow. remember, if you dont, it comes out of your tuition.
I think this is hilarious, ’cause I’m from, and live in, Ann Arbor.
Image the butt holes that were ruined in those showers
XDDDDDDD think of the fish tacos in that campus without manjam and mayo
dont knock it til u try it
thumpitythumpitythupitysplat
Masturbation: Never been so personal.
I like how the last sentence is not just a University of Michigan endorsement, but a request to masturbate. Please masturbate in your room. Do it for the U of M.
Sex is for prestige. Masturbation is for pleasure!
This wouldn’t be a problem if there were any hot girls at University of Michigan
They are all at MSU. GO GREEN!
meanwhile they spend millions a year on football…
Dirty Jobs new season will be a gusher! Sorry Mike Rowe…
That’s why State is better – they aren’t a bunch of wankers.
publicly….
wtf
Hm.. I’ve never seen this sign at UofM. Ever. I call fake.