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If thats not the best beer ever, I will have to take your man card, sir.
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I took his man card cuz someone stole mine
and i stole yours cuz you got rick rolled!
Mudkip stole yours cause he heard you lieked him and gave it to me..
Oh god…the memes! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!
I don’t care about memes. I just want to be the goddamned man!
that you suck at e-life.
why tf would you want an e-life. get a real-life.
cause e-lives have pr0n
It means your man card is now diamonds. Everything is possible when I have your man card.
Chuck Norris steals your man card.
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FAIL!
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RULE 34! NO BEER ACCEPTIONS!
Beer or not, hand the damn card over.
Is this grounds for a full man card removal? As in, every card he owns?
This is grounds for permanent man card removal. We’ll have to lock it up with Justin Bieber’s and Tom Cruise’s.
and Richard Simon’s.
That used to be a man?
but isn’t richard simons gay??? so technically he never had one to be gin with did he??
Don’t you mean Simmons?
Look who’s talking, mr. OMG guy…
Yeah, I already made a demote saying the same thing when I saw this one.
He should have said, ‘If you noticed the guy drinking a beer, I have bad news for you…’
No, he shouldn’t.
It would be no funnier or make as much sense to gay/female viewers as the last 1,575,392 versions.
Ill take his place in this 3 way
What threeway? He’s got a better shot with the beer.
ok sir, give that beer *i drink some* lucky bastard, keep your card
Obviosly the girls seem pretty in to eatchother (gay) so why boughter…
Better to stay with the old familiar beer..
Yeah, and I mean, since they’re obviosly in to eatchother, or as you said, gay, why boughter learning how to spell?
next try not to type well u masturbate cus then ur grammar goes to s**t as we can see here. anf to answer ur question if the liquor is as great as he thinks it is maybe if he gave them some of it they wud make a acceptation.
don’t make fun of people’s grammar if you can’t spell and….
There is a difference between being completely retarded and accidently pressing the wrong button…
This ^
anyone else getting a boner?
well, not this guy
Its not easy when drunk…
Strong drink giveth the desire, sir, but taketh away the ability…
Since when was beer strong drink? Especially if it is an American beer?
By the standards of the source, anything alcoholic was technically considered ‘strong drink.’ Especially if you drank enough of it.
If course, Shakespeare had in mind good English beer – good sixteenth/seventeenth century English beer, at that – when he wrote Macbeth, so you may have a point. Personally, I dislike the taste of beer in general. I prefer Jaeger…
When you don´t see a face, it´s hard to judge :s
Well that would explain the beer/wine…
I think thats wine
Was gonna say just that. Though I have seen beer bottles that big, they’re not that common, and usually the types of beers that are best drunk after you poor them into a glass.
Here in our country, extra strong beers served in 1 liter a bottle looks like that
Wow, it took me a few moments to see the guy with the beer.
What guy?
i saw this one before, why is it posted as new
I don’t care whether it’s beer, wine or whiskey that guy is drinking. I don’t even care if it tastes like pu$$y – his card is revoked for life. No chance of reinstatement, either. Unless, of course, he already hit them and they’re giving each other a “return match.” But I doubt it, since they still have clothing on.
idk about that… if he found a beer that tastes like pu$sy, i say we give him YOUR man card. he should have two, one for having so many women lezzing it out in front of him that it no longer fazes him, and one for the aforementioned reason.
also, women have been known to put clothing on after sex. just lettin you know…
maybe the guy tried to join the girls but they rejected him and thats why he drinking
Yes, because he couldn’t possibly be gay.
Maybe he doesn’t find two females kissing to be an attractive thing. I for one don’t and I’m 100% straight.
stop lying!!!!!!!!!
Not all straight males find two girls kissing each other or whatever they are doing attractive… like my dad (yes I’m a girl and no i won’t do that for you)
like your dad?
lol why did u ask ur dad that?
Hey dude,The people of Narnia called…they want their closet back.
+1
That’s not beer, it’s oxygen
Another reason why beer is bad..
Didn’t you ever considered he might be drinking afrodisiacs and boner pills? He might also be drinking an energy drink because, trust me… he WILL need it…
he’s totally just tired out! after so many hours……..
judging on how THEY are getting it on and how HE is gulping i HIGHLY doubt that that is BEER at all.
GHB FTW
No need to take his man card if:
A.) He’s gay.
B.) One of them is his sister.
C.) He’s taking a break from the menage toi and figures a beer is as good as any.
well A would mean he already gave his up.
That would depend on if her was pitcher or catcher, actually. I’ve known some pretty manly homos.
Yeah I’ll bet you really “got to know” them
and B he would still be able to do the other one
He’s just realized the one thing most men forget about lesbians: They. Will not. Have sex. With men. He’s just been rejected by two hot women who are making out. So he’s drowning his sorrows.
Who’s to say they’re not bisexual?
+1
I’m gonna need more rope!
And duct tape!
There is of course the option that:
This is such a common occurrence for him that he’s completely blazé about the whole thing and figures that he might join in later after he finished his beer, it’s not like it was a one time only deal.
In which case his mancard is f***ing platinum.
Boff! that’s CLEARLY a magnum of wine and he’s quite clearly playing it cool. Nothing turns off the “on” like some skeezy bastard drooling over your shenanigans. Man with giant bottle of wi e, however = aphro-freakin-desiac!
I think I could upgrade this in a way that means it might NOT be the most epic beer, but he doesn’t have to hand over his man card.
What if, last time this happened…
he had a better brand of beer
there were three girls
they were all bi
naked
oiled
more stacked
AND letting him join in.
CHECK, aaaaand… MATE.
hey, heres a new idea. maybe this was staged?
maybe they’re butterfaces?
I’ll let the memory of my 20th birthday some years ago serve as justification to let dude keep his man-card… sometimes you do need to let them carry on without you while you go have a quick drink…although admittedly the beer would be counter-productive… thanks to my girl and her accomplices, i went thru a case of gatorade that weekend
Or maybe it’s just a set up shoot and he’s not gay or anything like that.
Because what situation would there be a guy drinking and two women getting it on.
Also, that’s a pretty good photo.
Maybe he’s not that interested because it happens to him every day and he’s gotten desensitized? Maybe he’ll join in later, or another day entirely when he feels like it?
In which case his mancard is platinum, at least.
You realize, that if the girls want you to participate, they’ll let you know?
They’re very good at that.
Though mayhaps they’re NOT interested in the guy.
In which case, just grabbing a drink, and not acting like a horney 14 year old never having seen two women naked at the same time is still your best shot at having a fun evening.
Of course this might also represent how HE sees them. Before he started that bottle they were both 60 years old and 300 lbs each. Aaaaaaand good luck getting that image out of your head.
True lesbians wouldn’t let a guy watch, anyway, unless they wanted to see him squirm from all the teasing, in which case there would be no reason to stay.
If he’s gay, again, no reason to stay.
If they’re “butterfaces,” again, no reason to stay.
There just isn’t a reason to stay unless you’re getting in there.
Sorry. Man card. Now.
Ugly can be cured with a gimp mask…
he’s actually drinking wine, not beer.
He’s not watchi– okay, even I’ve got more mancard capabilities than this dude and I’m a chick. > A>;
I was in a situation like this one time and I kept my card because both girls were juicing each other up before they pounced on me for a threesome. I drank some water before they came over to me because I was all dry mouthed. Still have card intact.
Hmm, maybe all of this could be true. Or, maybe he blinked? Who knows. His loss, I guess.
no poker, no man card. he may just have to show his hand
it’s obviously a staged photo, otherwise I don’t see why people would have a treesome in that kind of place lol
And no one thought that the guy might have been friends with those girls? My gf and I often kiss in front of our male friend, and he never did anything ’cause he respect us lol
S**t, this happened to me once. Except we were in a parking lot, fully clothed and I was trying to fix the settings on my car CD Player. Maybe I missed out on a 3-way or not but I’m still pissed about it.
That’s not beer, it’s wine.
Yup, because anyone who isn’t a sex crazed heterosexual man can’t own a man card.
No, see, the girls started while the guy was savoring his booze. I predict a spit-take.
omg when your not a 13 year old horndog and cool enough to just ignore to chicks makin out and chug a beer…
then id get in on that too.
If it’s beer, it’s German beer and a German man. Indeed, German beer is better than lesbian sex. For Germans.
Greetin’s from Germany!
Nobody’s gonna comment on the scenery? Judging by the look of that room, those girls are clearly an illusion induced by large amounts of whatever he’s drinking
if that’s a bottle of beer, it must be the largest i’ve ever seen….
Maybe he’s got so many hoes he gets bored of them. Just saying …
In his defense, you can’t see the faces of the two girls in this picture. Their faces may be the reason why he’s drinking in the first place…
God who gives a s**t there are to girls making out sure it gives u a boner but that boner rubs against ur zipper and s**t so he’s actually the smart one
I like how no one noticed that this is clearly occurring in some kind of condemned building. One of the windows is broken, the other is patched with PACKING TAPE, and the walls and floor look nasty as s**t
Holy crap is that Nicola Foti of soundlyawake?
Remember, you can’t see his other hand… or his pants.
so what, drinking beer while watching lesbians going at in front of you mandates mancard removal? Oh wait. His eyes are closed. yeah, take his mancard.
Panties are still on… thus this is still in the foreplay stages. ergo Man Card intact.
Now if this were a Video, and he continues nursing his beverage, then we can discuss revocation of man card.
as it stands he may have an alternate use for the bottle and needs it empty first.
If you are more worried about the guy’s man card… I have some bad news for you…
This is not the best beer in the world! No, this is just a tribute!
Scenario:
Walking in on girlfriend with other girl, finding out it is NOT a present to him but in fact, he has turned her lesbian.
I would drink if that happened to me too.
that boy better of been blinkng or im locking his man card away at fort knox.
Hey, you get rejected enough times, then s*** like that doesn’t faze you anymore.
god damn it! not a single person asked where is this from!!! can some one, for the sake of pr0n, tell me where is this from?!??!?!?!