FALCON PUNCH
It solves teenage pregnancy.
And also makes a tasty beverage.
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got another one :O
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=23446&stc=1&d=1168484923
You, my good sir, just won.
First.
U gay, bro. Also, this has been done before.
ahahaha fail
ouch….
that would be an awesome solution for annoying baby-activists..
wait.. this doesn’t make any sense.. at all…
THE GAME!
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I hate you.
GOD DAMMIT!…its over 9000…
actually, IT’S OVER NINEEEEEEEEEEEEE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Dude, not funny.
After all, Captain Falcon is one of those crazy Pro Life fetishists.
I was rather expecting something more like:
Falcon punch
on ice
Abortion is not funny. At all. Ever. I find this extremely offensive.
Come on guys.. Do not take stuff so seriously..
Realy? I find it HILLARIOUS!
No one cares.
Then gtfo.
Not only is it funny, your sensitivity makes it that much funnier.
Abortion : Because we don’t need another screw-up like you.
I lol’d, hard
same here lol
+1
People like Jacob are the reason we keep abortion legal. It’s never too late for a post-natal abortion in his case.
Agree… to the last 8 comments. (Including my own.
)
Abortions are always funny all the time. Better than sick people that hide their fetish for doing baby skulls by saying their wife needs to be constantly pregnant.
That line is total troll bait you know.
If you are so easily offended, you’re on the wrong website.
agree with that
Boo-hoo. No one wants to hear you cry about being offended on a humor site. Why don’t you take it somewhere where people think “teh internetz r srs bizniz”?
Don’t hate because everyone hates your Mass Effect 2 character
Agree, abortions are not funny. Luckily this poster is about violence against pregnant women causing miscarriages . . . which we all know is comedy gold!
Then don’t get an abortion if you find it not funny?
As for this poster, why are you looking at it if you’re against abortion?
It makes no sense that you whine about it when you have the ability to navigate away from this page.
I’m not exactly pro-abortion, but people like you annoy the crap out of me.
@Jacob That’s why it’s hilarious!
*ahem* It’s supposed to be demotivational.
You at least find dead babies funny….. Right?
HELL YEAH!!
this is the internet, DONT TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY! GAWD!
Captain Falcon is f***ing awesome. Me and my friends play the old N64 version on an emulator every day at school. And to all of you who are so easily offended, this is obviously not the site for you.
Funny as hell. Captain Falcon is the best.
I’m personally pro-life and I still find this funny.
Psh. Pro-life. Guys, it’s just a joke. Calm down
Would have been better if i hadnt seen it a year ago on another site…
Old picture, but it’s still funny. Even if I am Pro-Life.
Falcon Punches are quite epic.
Hilarious XD
watch out for his falcon kick
Falcon Punch is for pregnant women.
Falcon Kick is for every man that pisses Captain Falcon off.
Either way, he makes an awesome abortionist.
I don’t think I made sense… sorry.
I’m an inbetweener. I believe abortion should be legal for some things such as medical problems, rape, or what I call the “Jerry Springer Situation” – where you find out the guy you’re about to have a baby with is your half-brother. But it should not be used just because you’re too lazy to use birth control. There’s too many types out there and many clinics will give you for free to justify murdering your baby in the womb.
That being said – I don’t find this offensive, I just don’t find it funny. Weak caption, not very creative, and she looks like she’s in real pain. About as funny as a fork in the nose.
A serious post? Please sir/madam GTFO now.
Agreed, GTFO
TO MUCH! – didnt read.
Excuse me sir, please remember it is TL;DR, which means too long; didn’t read, and please do not impersonate me, ever.
I agree that this isn’t funny, Jami
There’s so much one could do with this picture; this caption is, for lack of a better word, weak.
“just because you’re too lazy to use birth control”
Birth control isn’t 100% effective.
If you don’t like the caption, feel free to edit in a better one and post that.
Because what the world really, really needs is for more people who are too lazy to use birthcontrol to have kids. You, sir/madam/both/neither, fail at thinking.
STFU, GTFO
How exactly is that done? In which week?
Either this is a ridiculously old repost or this was simply a transfer from another site. Either way, yah its funny, and yah abortion is entirely neccessary and will never be outlawed in the US. Cry, baby, cry.
I think it was on Up Next In Sports a while ago.
fail
now I’m just getting pissed at verydemotivational.com for continually allowing this kind of misogyny to run rampant.
because violence against women is so funny, right?
As I said below: And if you’ve ever found a picture of a man being kicked in the groin even SLIGHTLY amusing, you’re a hypocrite and you can bugger off and preach elsewhere.
^that^ is actually modern feminism.
“because violence against women is so funny, right?”
Heeeeeeeell yeah!
+ 1 internet
HYES!
‘Jokes’ like this sicken me; domestic violence is no laughing matter and people who think this is funny have never seen a woman haemorraging as she miscarries because her arsehole of a partner has beaten her. Seriously, people who are repulsed by this aren’t overly sensitive, they’re merely mature, decent and empathetic enough to realise that brutalising women can never be a joke.
And if you’ve ever found a picture of a man being kicked in the groin even SLIGHTLY amusing, you’re a hypocrite and you can bugger off and preach elsewhere.
I’m with Xenon. I’ll object to actually misogynistic pictures — but please.
It’s ass, not arse.
How about instead of aborting, why not hand out for adoption? And you do realize that they are figure skating right?
You’re kinda dumb
Whadda you mean “kinda dumb”? More like realllllllllllllllllly dumb.
Ya know, it saddens me to see this really old poster with little changed.
“I solves teen pregnancy” <- I have it on my Flashdrive and it is much better than this.
I like to think of it as, If you’re pro-life, you can’t be anti-swallow.
RePEAT!
OMG this is SO not the place for an abortion debate, people.
Is this the Cheezburger Network the place for any debate? Yet morons keep saying their stuff, so others debate back. It’s confusing. As much as I love debates, this IS a joke site, people.
If you post a caption of questionable taste, you should expect some objections in the comments.
I really don’t care but anyone telling me to “GTFO” because you don’t like my comment can bite me. I must have missed the memo that said “Only comments praising the wit and cleverness of the caption may be posted”.
Talk about needing to get a life. Take your own advice: Don’t like what you see, don’t respond.
Cool story bro.
TL;DR
Cool story, bro.
@Not Sure – An Troper: Say what?
and @Nitehawke: Two thumbs way up! XD
There’s criticism, which I agree should be posted, and then there are people who lack a sense of humor. If you haven’t EVER laughed at the expense of some one else 1) kindly remove the stick from your politically correct ass 2) You’re a liar.
On that note, Falcon Punch FTW
Side bewb!!!1!
Abortion FTW!
not so effective aktually. she has a kid lawl.
Honey, what solves teen pregnancy is a girl keeping company with a teenage boy who iceskates. Not a CHANCE.
Falcon Punch. Because abortions cost money.
yays
haha im first f*** you all
just sayin, this is my poster, I’d rather recieve credit haha, check out my other ones on
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Show me your moves!
That’s.. not funny, at all. And honestly, I find it sad that people post this kind of stuff..
Jokes are supposed to be funny. This is just sick. If you are amused by women being beaten until they miscarry, you are warped. STFU and go abort/kill yourself so we can rid humanity of you, genetic parasite.
Um, you guys realize that she’s not in pain, right? You can see the guy’s hand carrying her. She’s not doubled over in pain, she’s doubled over because that’s what the skating figure requires.
The caption is funny-ridiculous, too.
i am a figure skater and think they sre doing the element well.
Looks more like the shot put on ice.
o rly nao?
owww shes not going to be able to have babys,and when he punches isent there fire?
Falcon Abortion!