
WHY?
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WHY?
Submitted by: dunno source via deMotivational Builder
More streetwise artistic questions and answers are located in convenient digital form here.
Because I said so
Okay.
Why is the sky not Purple?
because Chuck Norris said so!!!
You know what! F*** Chu- *round house to death*
thats what u get!
ima both round house kick you , and im going to make the sky purple right now, so be quiet before i use you as my next dog pillow
I will kill you again, turn the sky blue again, and go dancing at a club like i always do. And maybe i’ll get shot, you know, just a little bit.
Bruce lee always could kick his ass.
it has to do with light traveling through different quantities of ozone, and other materials in the atmosphere. white light is composed of all colors, think of the sunlight through a crystal. different colors have different wavelengths, less ozone means blue, and more ozone can change it to purple/red etc. during the day there is much less atmosphere to pass through, so most frequencies get through it. its generally dominated by the blue, a shorter frequency color. in the evenings the light comes to us at an angle, so passes through more ozone and particles. only longer wavelengths can pass through the ozone layer, like the classic red/purples you can see at sunset and dusk. ask and you shall receive.
“Why?” is just the begining
Why is “why” the beginning?
why ask if why is the beginning huh >.>?
why the beginning?
why is there a need to ask why why is the beginning?
Why is there even a need to ask why is there a need to ask why why is the beginning?
why even bother finding out?
why is why?
why is there no combo breaker yet?
why is this a win?
What is a win?
whats THE GAME??
why?
Why is there no more reply button anymore?
Why not? is the real question.
I see what you did thar
O did you?
You spelled it wrong. It’s “I C WHOT U DID THAR”
Derp.
You’re doing it right
Unless we’re living in 1931 or before, you’re doing it wrong.
It has been logically proven that no logical system can ever prove itself without being self-contradictory, or be complete at all. Therefore, there MUST BE axioms. You may not question everything, because then you are left with nothing. (google “Gödel’s incompleteness theorem”).
So no, you must not question everything. You MUST assume some things.
Logic – you’re doing it wrong.
Yaaaawn. That was boring.
Sure, if you have peanut-sized brain. Actually the comment was pretty interesting indeed
too long, did not read
Sense of humor. You’re doing it wrong!
being an ass…
your doing it right
Not facing facts that go on in the real world and not yours…
your doing it wrong!!
I think, therefore I must necessarily exist in some way, shape, or form. It’s not exact, but cannot see any way for this to be contradictory.
I think I think, therefore I think I am…I think.
PORQUE!?
i question that
tl;dr
Funny how Godel incompleteness theorem was based upon that to prove it…
I know this story too but at least I try not to make it sound as boring.
Too long. Did not read.
…Why?
Why?
Woah Philip what a reply
lol that sure shut my face.
So much for 42 lol
Why must I assume some things?
Why the hell not?
Exactly.
this is round the corner from my house in manchester
why not?
epic
Send it to Friends of Irony.
I guess it’s not technically ironic, but it’s ironic-ish.
Where? Who? What? How? Can?
WHEN!!?????
clowns?
no!!!! its Chunk Norris riding a unicycle on an elephant… thats getting shot out of a cannon, and Chuck Norris is juggling cannons…. that is shotting monkeys, witch are juggling pins of fire…
I’ve got a question:
f***ing magnets…how do they work?
magic
Logic, you’re doing it wrong; unless you’re Harry Potter.
My favorite answer… “OK.”
nice.
Magic.
Why what?
I’d be questioning myself, asking why the hell I brought the .22 instead of the .380, knowing full well I’d be trekking through this s**thole.
So people would make stupid posters like this
why indeed…….
because the wall said so. And NOBODY questions the wall.
Chuck Norris questions the wall. And Bruce Campbell questions Chuck Norris.
Chuck doesnt just question the wall, HE ROUNDHOUSE KICKS IT IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
c’moon you actually think that chuck has to roundhouse kick the wall?he simply lays a finger on it and says:I AM CHUCK NORRIS I KNOW EVERYTHING!!
what did you say about me son.. * gets an AK47*
now run….
mindf***ed
Because you can,
Because it is the will of the people,
To serve your nation,
To fight your nation
Because God wills it.
WTF no one said s**t about nations………..but watever and its obvious that the answer is 42.
The answer to everything is 42.
still… doesn’t hurt to ask!
It hurts me Lolly it hurts me lol no your quite right it doesn’t hurt to ask.
the answer to everything isn’t 42! what about 6×7?!? wait…..
The guy who made this demotivational poster just won internet
Epic Win – You’re doing it right.
Why do I have to post this comment?
Because…
it is written, young grasshopper.
whos on first
why not?
chuck norris……. i can take him.
No thanks. The last time I started questioning everything, I got a kidney stolen.