HOLD MY BEER
On second thought, I’m pretty sure I got this.
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Beer & Guns, awesome combination
Only beaten by beer & beer.
Not when you are about 3 seconds away from embedding that beer can into your own face.
I pawn you all with this: replace fallen tree for stripper pyramid (come’on girls, you know a pyramid of Chip’N'Dale’s wouldn’t be anything to scoff at).
be sure to line up the sights right in front of your nose.
Shotguns don’t have sights to line up.
Yes they do. all guns have sights
It has a bead at the end of the barrel.
No, many firearms are sold sans sights to give the buyer their choice of sights. Only an idiot would hope for any accuracy without any though.
I heard there’s a vid this was taken from… i’d sure like to see it
One broken nose, coming right up!
confidence… hes doing it right
rednecks…
Drunks. I have cousins that could be considered ‘rednecks’ and they are nowhere near this stupid. That there is a drunken Yankee.
I wonder what he is shooting at
After enough beers, it doesn’t matter.
Gun nuts are the lowest form of life on Earth, IMHO.
His tiny pen1s is showing
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
WIN!
Sorry, I can’t hear you over my gun firing.
Naturally, you’d be the one to look for the penis.
You should never piss off guns owners, unless you have a death wish and want to see your homosexual lover mourn for you at your funeral.
Gay. Gay lover.
Really, besides being the appropriate term, it just rolls off the tongue.
Not only on Earth, but unfornutely for them in the whole universe.
thats not true because I love guns and have and average d**k i dont care how big you are pull out your millimeter peter and ill pull out my good ol 4 foor 6 in tatical shotgun and well see who stays up for long
I wonder if the beer will wash his teeth away when he fires that gun
About to fail!
if he brought it down a few inches he’d be fine.
right now, the recoil will drive his arm back, but because it’s tilting up at the shoulder his arm will be forced to pivot around his shoulder, injuring the tendons.
if his arm was flat at shoulder height, then his arm would absorb the forces and not rotate. of course this is assuming the shotty is less than (higher gauge) a 10-gauge. an 8 fired either way would probably dislocate his shoulder, and a 6 would knock him to the ground.
I’m betting on his wrist rotating with the elbow and him getting smacked in the head with the barrel.
Shotgunning a beer… your doing it wrong.
* you’re
LOL!
And caught the error before the grammar Nazis
I wouldn’t have said anything because that’s the way the joke is typically written… Not to say I’m a grammar Nazi…
Just because you have a longcoat doesn’t mean you can fire a shotgun one-handed.
XD I’ve been at several firing ranges; trust me, what comes next is classic…
Lol, I’ve seen it multiple times, and I am still not over it.
Non-conformist plastic surgery incoming in 3…2…1
so nobody knows where to watch the video version? how boring is that
Redneck? Not with that coat and those glasses. Looks more like upper-class twit. Some of the dumbest people I’ve ever met have been rich.
I’m not sure if I’ve got this right but I imagine the recoil would break his nose.
I don’t want to be corrected on this, I just want to enjoy the mental image.
This is the perfect example of someone who’s about to have a very bad day. Someone give that guy a 40oz!
Pro
I’ve seen this picture probably a hundred times and never once noticed the beer, just the epic About-To-Fail.
He’s about to learn to do this:
i think thats a 12 guage, and he is in for some serious pain x3
i say, it serves him right, and at least he is about to learn to respect guns for what they are, not toys :p
Texans, in a nutshell.
funny as this is somwhere there is a democrat who ses this as an oppertunity to place more gun laws soon we wont have shotguns just women who pawn eachother whith Deasert Eagles
If there was more of this we wouldn’t NEED more gun laws. The guns themselves would become agents of natural selection until only sensible people owned guns.
and people wonder why Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms are covered by the same agency
For fun I’ve shot my 12 gauge in one hand on many occasions, they are kinda heavy to hold like that but at full reach they won’t kick like you would think. Plus his might be a 20 gauge, less kick and lighter
However, he would probably spill his beer
I’ve fired a 12 guage like that, so it is possible.
But that kid dont look very strong so he’d probably take that right in the face judging by the photo.
We know you have a small d**k, so please don’t repeat yourself Again and Again.
Guys guys… Thanks for your “concern” about my pen1s but let me assure you I have “more than enough” for both of you… And probably more than both of you combined.
Even if I didn’t, well let’s just say I know a little something called “technique” which would make up for that…
Did the your buddies in the school showers teach you those techniques?
a foot long sword means nothing to my 3 foot tatical shotgun thats right 6 in in my pants and 4 feet in my hands and i think thats enough to make you scared