DISCOVERY!
LOSING 41lbs ALSO MAKE YOU A TEENAGE AGAIN
At least diet books are finally coming clean.
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And the rule is very simple: Eat healthy and don’t overeat!
Apparently it’s also anicent.
And gives you viruses
and f**ks with your grammar too
*spelling
Correct
its an ancient rule :O :O
You mean an “Anicent” rule
OBEY THE ANICENT RULE
Time Traveling Is The ANCIENT RULE!!!!
Not sure if serious…
Scary if they are…
The’re making fun of Lysander Grays typo. Duh..lol
LG didn’t make a typo; he or she copied it exactly how it is misspelled in the ad. Duh…
* they’re
Yeah, not so much. My mom’s friend was over 400 pounds. She could starve herself and not lose weight. You know what they found?
SHE
HAD
A
TUMOR
ON
HER
THYROID!
She wasn’t overeating or lazy. She had a TUMOR on her THYROID and THAT was why she was fat.
Now me, I have Polycystic Ovary Syndrome which makes one insulin resistant, and IR makes one – guess what? – FAT!
So before you say something like that, remember that a lot of us have actual medical reasons for being fat and all the “eating healthy” in the world will fix that.
Shut up fatty.
F*** YOU. i would love to see what you look like.
I’d like to see houw YOU look like \OO/
topless
LOLOLOLOLOL. /seconds that.
.. the fatty part .. /shutsup.
Dragon”Ed”… so you are a dragon with Erectile Dysfunction?
A Dragon in Special Education classes?
…or… both?…. yap must be both…
FAIL
Oh, I know!
Everybody I’ve ever met who was fat? Wasn’t their fault. Every one.
It’s like how you’re stupid but it’s not your fault you’re an idiot.
Nice strawman ya got there.
I have PCOS. The cure? Losing weight. Trust me, I’ve NEVER been skinny, I’m still not. But that doesn’t mean working out and eating right does nothing. It does quite a bit, including regulating your period and thinning out the fuzz that comes with lumpy ovaries.
I feel you, and it SUCKS that we have to work so much harder, and the two other comments are rude as hell, but hey. Effort pays off.
It’s not that easy, yo. For the longest time it didn’t matter how little my wife ate or how much she exercised, she’d still gain weight. She’s lost a lot of that weight now, though. That’s pretty cool.
I have PCOS. It wasn’t discovered until – surprise – I lost a substantial amount of weight! Despite being in the best shape of my life my periods are still erratic and incredibly painful and the chronic fatigue hasn’t lightened either.
But since I’m skinny now, do I get some kind of pass on being sick anyway? I mean, it’s only the overweight women that have to explain and give excuses as to their illness, right?
I have PCOS.
It sucks.
I am on like 6 pills a day.
My wife’s doctor knows a great treatment for PCOS: metformin, a drug used to treat diabetes. Taking that helped my wife overcome a number of the problems with PCOS.
Insulin resistance can be reversed… and it doesn’t necessarily make you fat, per se. Ask your doctor about what you can do to become more healthy.
A tumor on your thyroid can be removed, or the entire thyroid can be removed. My grandmother didn’t have a thyroid due to a removal because of cancer. She was not overweight. She took the proper medicine, the proper amount. (synthroid)
If you use things that can be changed as excuses without any attempt at fixing them… that’s bad.
By the way… when people make fun of fat people… they are making fun of the ones who sit on their ass, eat constantly, are lazy, and just generally don’t care about themselves. (You won’t change people’s minds into somehow magically believing that being fat is the new hot… or that it even should be… It’s unhealthy no matter how you became fat.)
Do you know how to get rid of polycistic ovary syndrome?
by losing some f***ing weight
Don’t use some syndrome you can solve by dieting and exercise as an excuse not to diet and exercise.
Lazy Fat F***
Uh… mateyboy… I think you’ve got that back to front. Overproduction of thyroid hormone RAISES your metabolism. Burning more calories.
And if you actually, truly, honest to god starve yourself, you WILL lose weight.
The “one ancient rule” is a simple equation: Calories burnt > calories eaten.
The problem with thyroid etc conditions is that it becomes relatively harder for stored energy (in the form of fat, glycogen, etc) to be released when you’re (relatively) starved and excercising as the body’s signals to hold onto it are amplified. Don’t think I’ve yet heard of someone starving to death whilst weighing 400lbs, though. Have some water with essential vitamins in and nothing else for a week and see if you don’t weigh less by the end of it.
Though of course, get the thyroid tumour treated. That s**t’s nasty and will just kill you anyway by other means, besides making you feel like hell and unable to sleep.
I can understand the frustration that come from overweight people. many of them are judged and often being harassed for how they look like. Few people choose to be fat, and many do try to do something against it, but it takes a lot of knowledge to loose weight effectively. Loosing is easy, keeping rid of it not. Loosing weight can be harder then getting rid of drugs. The initial effects may not be that hrash, but at least you can stop drugs completely, while you always have to keep eating and drinking, and have to beat temptation every day, for the rest of your life. And that plainly sucks.
There are of course faults when it gets out of hand with people, especially if they choose to do nothing and complain anyways. But don’t paint everyone with the same brush. I know people who had severe trauma’s when they were children, and ate it away. Now they carry the weight and have to find a way out their psychological eating circle. Other people have been stuffed by their parents and find it very hard to find another healthy pattern.
What I try to say is; ask people how it came to be so, ask them how they feel like living with this before casting your opinion.
Now you just need to learn that “loose” in the sense that you’re talking about only has one “o”.
On another note: Yes it is possible to starve overweight. Also know someone overweight who has gone a long time (and still does) living on a pack of cracker, a bowl of yogurt and three apples per day, and still doesn’t loose weight. Nope, no smuggling. She has been checked extensively, but nothing has been found.
Sometimes the body does actually give priority to building fat over *everything else*.
Um tahrey….. an Underproductive thyroid DOES cause you to gain weight….so before you start talking hoity toity….know what you are talking about…and I don’t suffer from that, but my mother does and every day is a battle for her weight.
Yes and also, a lot of people who are fat, and by a lot, I am pretty sure it’s overe 60%, just eat too much, unhealthy food.
So yeah, for the ‘sick’ ones, I’m sorry, but blame it on the people that are lazy bastards, that you are being judged for being fat.
It’s just like when you’re thin, people always say you’re anorectic, while there are a lot of people who are just thin.
pfffft…stop making excuses
hahaha. shut up fatty
Yes, there are a lot of medical problems that cause people to be over weight. I honestly do feel bad for these people. But more times than not it’s just a fat person giving off excuses of why they can’t get off the couch and stop stuffing their faces with pizza and buckets-o-grease. I was fat once and made every excuse I could to make myself feel better but then I stopped whinning and complaining and actually took my fat ass to the gym and stopped eating like a cow.
Yes. all the eating healthy in the world will fix that.
Too boring. Did not bother reading.
Have to reply on here due to inability to post on the blog linked to your name. Science was abused in the case of Hitler and Stalin, but there have been MANY wars and millions of murders in the name of christianity, including the spanish inquisition, genocide of the native americans, the crusades, the 30 years war, conflicts in Ireland, etc. Don’t try to step on science just to glorify your claims of an invisible being that is greatly flawed. (ex omniscient, yet sends people to hell for decisions they will make or for not ever being exposed to religion; makes disabled people; performs miracles for everyone except amputees; allows people to pray for success in killing other nations; etc) Please try to be less close-minded and think more about what you’re saying. Although as a Christian I’m sure you’ll quickly think of a justification for all those events.
your that damn feminist that has to ruin everything!!!!
the last picture i was on you have to be feminist!
ITS STILL NOT FUNNY!!!
What the f***? That’s not right at all.
I eat very unhealthily, and I’m still underweight and somewhat skinny. How come? I do a LOT of bike riding, and I drink a pretty substantial amount of coffee– that, and I am always seeking to experience new things; I normally find at least one or two roads I’ve never biked on before per week, or try a food I’ve never tried in my life, etc.
Also, my dad (who is totally awesome healthy eating. By far. On the count of three, yank your shoulders as hard as you can and your head just MIGHT pop out of your ass. Kthx. :3 *mumbles about human ignorance these days and how it’s killing physical evolution*
17 dollar.
Maybe it’s called your “metabolism” that you’re underweight even though you eat unhealthily… or maybe the fact you go biking. And the fact that I’m the one that pointed it out, even though someone else replied to this post before I did, is sad… and so is what the person said…
What is an “Anicent” rule?
Does this discovery help in Spelling?
Actually there are two rules: 1) Don’t eat so damn much 2) Get off your ass and run around once in a while or somethin’
Even if that were the same person, that is way more than forty pounds difference.
Correct! It’s 41!
Goat.. I frikken love you
it actually does
well first you must sacrifice a goat to Anubis and then….
do a dance in the moonlight?
in your underwear?
on the grave of a gypsy?
yes how did you guys know?
actually you must be naked and in front of at least 20 people while you do this.
it also makes youre daughter pose for for commercial as “after”
ITS BETTER THAN LETTING HER POSE AS THE ‘BEFORE’
I’ve been saying this in my head every time I see this ad, now I can say it on the interwebs.
“Damn, that girl skinny!”
are we sure the before and after are on the right pictures?
and the discovery is pie?
mmmmm pie…
Does anyone else notice how it says Anicent?
how what says anicent
What makes the rule ancient
It’s really old?
it isn’t ancient it’s anicent
Does anyone else find it hilarious that the chubbier woman in the before picture is wearing a shirt that says “Sweet Nothing”? >_>
YES!
i swear, the smallest size that ‘sweet nothing’ tank top comes in is 4x. I have never seen a skinny girl wear it. Only those fat chicks that go to walmart in their pjs, barefoot, with the bottom of their gut hanging out – wear that shirt.
That is a terrible image.
Yes.. that will now haunt my dreams.
I just freaking puked in my mouth.
Was it REALLY necessary to conjure up that mental image for all to picture?!
Simple, we all know that in three months time a song becomes “Ancient”. That is the approximate amount of time this crap has been circling. It follows the same principle apparently.
Commercial: “I lost 40 pound in just a month.”*
*disclaimer: the woman above was last weighed just before giving birth to full term twins.
I lose about three pounds just by taking a dump.
win!
the game
I HATE YOU
One simple rule:
liposuction…
The second picture is anorexic.
Sounds like fun.
…
One ancient rule that makes you lose 41 pounds and gives you hard, perky little boobs and a giant head over a stick body! And crappy overprocessed hair! Yay!!
Moreover, if 41 lbs was once 21% of her previous body weight, she would have weighed 195lbs before losing it. That means she is now 151lbs. That picture sure doesn’t corroborate the message delivered.
If she lost that much weight, that quickly, where’d all the excess skin go?!?!?! o.O
I also have PCOS, but I’m not a wuss about it. I only weight 150lbs
DISCOVERY!
Diet pills make you stupid.
I’m pretty sure the girl in the bottom picture went to my high school. If I’m right, she definitely never looked like the top picture.
yeh its fake but daaaaamn i wanna rail that second girl
Teach me what secrets teh anicents knew!
FAT!
Here’s the deal, no matter what your magic thyroid problem is, fatass, you have NO CHOICE but to lose weight if you burn more calories than you consume. Your “I’m fat because of my mystery magic laziness excuse thyroid thingy” bulls**t doesn’t stop you from being both FAT and WRONG.
Lost too much. Eat more cheeseburgers and gain back 10-15 lbs please.
I’m pretty sure, that if you do the math on this ad… with 21% = 41lbs… that the skinny teenager still weighs in at 154lbs.
IN ONLY 3 WEEK
Has anyone heard of the Gerson Diet?? It is sooo healthy compared to other diets. It helps all types of health issues.My husband and I have so much energy now!!! I lost 8 pounds in the first week and we are both still losing.
You should hate yourself.
You have all made /b/ very proud.
I am overweight and its due to an illness. Its called fryupdonutulitis! To act upon it I have to have fry ups for breakfast and a bag of donuts between meals! Its a battle but Im winning!
I see we’ve found the universal excuse for being fat. PCOS. Maybe not ENTIRELY universal, but still.
does this rule also put you in the cast of Jumper? look closely
I hate those ads.