Pimpin Ain’t Easy
But it’s easier when you can choke a bitch from across the room.
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FIRST
Don’t be such a d**k.
Oh, wait…
Your insult has been rendered invalid
ska pino- +1internet
penis- please hand in your man card.
True dat, true dat…
Someone just had a nergasm upon viewing this photo.
14 yr old white boy should be quiet.
FORCE SLAP!
Holy crap, it’s Wayne Brady!
aver, llora po qleao, por puro que a vo tu papito te daba como caja por maraca y la chuchetumare
Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. Wait, what?
Something about daddy issues. That’s all I could translate.
Something about his father f*****g him. Seriously, I’m argentinian, I’ve lived in quite a lot of Spanish-speaking countries, and I still had trouble understanding what the hell he said.
I’m kinda tired of seeing reposts of the same pic on multiple sites… this is a rip-off repost.
So he finally decided to upgrade the clone troupers’ armor.
*trooper >_>
right the first time!
im predicting a crap storm with a high chance of stupid feminist ranting.
You’d think it was a collective PMS or something.
Just wait till this one (currently on voting page 9) makes it to the front:
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129192325417138379.jpg
That is actually quite funny!
omg thats AMAZING. where can i vote for that?
Thats just dumb little boys trying to be funny – no where near as bad.
u my friend win epically.
A woman not liking a joke about violence against women – how annoying for you.
Well…We men got nothing against a joke about violence against men.
Yes, because jokes about violence against men are so much more common.
ever heard of prison rape jokes?
I laughed so hard at this XD.
srsly though, its not offensive at all, its a joke
Really needs a counter-pic with a She-Vader and a couple of bishi boy-toys, I suppose. Same caption.
it’s within context of a long running joke. if you cant take a joke then dont view it or just skip by it, youre not going to make any difference.
vader – pimpin since 1977!
I just had a very similar argument with someone on facebook about women in the kitchen jokes… that’s all it is, a JOKE! No one is looking at this and going “Violence against women is a totally ok thing to do, no big deal!” It’s because it’s so awful people are laughing, it’s the shock factor… I’m a women and I’m not offended by it.
‘Im a woman and Im not offended by it.’
I find that depressing.
i find it depressing that you are unable to take a joke even though you can take a…… im gonna stop talking now.
She probably represents a group of women.
Most likely called “Women Against Stupid Posts”, or WASP.
Are you joking? What about all the men that actually do hurt women and think that it’s ok? *Think Rihanna and Chris Brown to name one of MANY couples that goes through this* Sadly, it is too often true that not enough of a distinction is made between what constitutes a joke and what is actually acceptable that plenty of men think behavior true to this “joke” is ok. And to renewer down below, I’m able to take jokes that require intelligence nearly as much as I can take a… well, I’ll stop talking now
if you think hurting women is ok then these jokes will only serve as a joke and if you don’t believe in hurting women then this should also be a joke. it makes no difference.
oh and lol thank you i thought no one had read my comment.
You do realize that there are at least as much cases of women abusing men, right? And that this is a serious case of double standard? So yeah…
Care troll cares more than we do.
Look, not a single person here is advocating violence against women. At least I hope not. Nobody will say violence jokes (against women, men, children, other) are in good taste, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t funny. It’s funny when you realize that nobody means it.
If you think nobody means it – you are naive. Plain fact is, anyone who finds that funny and thinks its ok, does not have enough respect for women. Anyway, my fault for voicing an opinion against the herd on the internet. Forget that that giving a sh*t about anything is a crime here.
Really? ‘Cos I think it’s funny but I would never lay a hand on a woman, and I consider violence against women (well, anyone actually but especially women) to be absolutely vile. It’s called separating real life from jokes.
And this is a humor site. If you want to give a sh!t about something, go find an inspirational site or something.
I’d say that people who can’t tell the difference between a joke and ‘condoning actual violence’ don’t have much respect for themslelves. Or possibly just don’t have that many functioning brain cells.
Internet martyrs = srs bsns.
Here’s your cross — ✞
I’m with you X. I’ve taken my concerns to the Cheezbrgr Network about their proliference of sexism, violence etc, and because they have not got back to me about it, or instituted a policy to moderate these types of posts AND the commentary shows that they really don’t give a s**t.
The business that is complicite by means of non-advocacy for all concerns is the business that will lose their reputation fast.
Thanks Nonny Moose. Its a shame if they do keep letting this stuff through. Ive always thought of chzburger as a bit of a sanctuary from all the really offensive and unfunny cr*p that you find in a lot of other places.
Hey Sorry this stuff doesn’t fall into your category of Funny s**t. Oh and don’t worry I support the fact that you took a stand and posted your opinion on here. It led to a great many laughs as I scrolled down the page reading comment after comment of ppl verbally bashing each others heads in. I enjoyed it so much I decided I wanted join in on the fun. The comments are becoming more entertaining than the pics. I love ppl on high horses. They’re so easy to trip with their upturned heads and all. Hey did you ever realize that chzburger doesn’t have to answer to you. I’m pretty sure they didn’t make the site with X or Nonny Moose specific humor in mind. Would you have me believe that if we all followed your standards we’d be better of? (wait! don’t answer that! its a loaded question! I Promise!) If you don’t like it trot along to some other site that fits your standards, but i’m betting you’ll eventually find something wrong with them too. Don’t worry I’ll be there to laugh at your feeble self glorification attempts then too
Hey wanna here a joke!
….Womens Rights….Blacks Rights….Gays Rights….How about Human Rights cause last time I checked we all were equal, how come they get a separate set
Sincerely
HeadzorTailz
amen, best post i read here
you sir have just won the internets
Hey x. can you make me a sandwich?
Please tell me I wasn’t the only person to notice the blonde girl is carrying an E-5 blaster rifle (Droid blaster) instead of the stmtroopers E-11 blaster. I need help D:
nope, just you. ^^ i commend you for it though.
Seconded.
no i saw that too so dont feel too bad lol
You’re right. I noticed, too
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ew,nofatchicksplease.
seriously though, neither of those girls has the body to dress that skimpy.
what do you want? a bag of f***ing bones?! Both those girls are hot and look great in those outfits, it’s easy to judge when you’re behind a computer.
Ass, GTFO Troll.
are you blind? they’ve got fat rolls, both of them. they really are too fat to dress like that. and yes, a “bag of bones” would probably look better in those outfits than those chubbies.
I wouldn’t call them chubby… I’d call them normal. The one on the left is downright thin actually…
the one on the left?thin? look at ‘em thighs!that stomach,those arms!
sure,all the fat makes decent boobage, they should show them of rather than their flabby stomachs.
Yep, just double checked those too. I still call her thin.
Perhaps you have some self-worth issues?
perhaps. still think they’re chubby though. chubby chicks should not dress like spacewhores.
Projecting self-hatred on other women I think is what is going on here. Not her fault though – its hard in our culture for anyone to love their body.
This is a Cheezburger site, not the Shallow Douchebag Club. GTFO.
Chubbies? Wow, you’ve got a pretty sick mind there.
How do you manage to comment when you’re clearly blind?
I’m with sally. All I can think of is the belly rolls and the action sequence where their boobs won’t be the only things bouncing.
Just to clarify… The “rolls” you see on the girl on the left: Those are called abs.
Women can have them too after all.
Some men don’t like women with abs, but I’ve never understood why.
Well I can tell you’ll never get laid with that attitude. You being a nerd trolling on the internet about real women, and the women you like being supermodels that don’t eat and don’t even have the energy to have sex. Because no food, no energy.
Adios.
Both those chicks are pretty stacked, actually. Lucky Vader.
Go to walmart
So I guess it’s true…black guys like fat chicks, because those two are effing flabby, fat pigs! Just GROSS.
Someone has issues…
Oh, and BTW, speaking as a female….those two cows deserve to be choked for dressing SOOOOO inappropriately. NASTY NASTY NASTY, nobody wants to see that flab!
bad troll is bad?
Meh, if she’s trying to troll, she’s not doing a very good job, because her post seems rather reasonable.
They don’t look fat to me. I’m guessing you’re not a particularly skinny girl yourself. It seems like the fat girls are the ones who go around whining about other girls being fat on the internet.
More like girls who starve themselves because they hate themselves so much.
5 ft. 3 in., 106 lbs., 11% body fat, marathon runner…..and hot!
Ew. I wouldn’t touch you with a 10-foot pole. Let me know if you ever grow boobs.
I would say it’s rather creepy you know stuff like that. I don’t even know my proper weight, I wouldn’t even wanna know my percentage of body fat.
So , Rando, you REALLY guessed wrong on this one! Oh, and yeah, I think a size 0/1 qualifies as skinny.
I gotta back Rando on this one. Contrary to the media’s perception, most average men are more attracted to women with some curves. It is an instinctual drive. Walking stick figures are not physically built to carry children; and besides, a size 0/1 really isn’t healthy. Sorry, Valentina.
“a size 0/1 qualifies as skinny.”
Here, let me fix that…
“a size 0/1 qualifies as emaciated.”
There, that’s more like it.
So, could we have X’s thoughts on this one, please?? Assuming that she hasn’t GTFO already?
Baha.
I love that.
“I think a size 0/1 qualifies as skinny”
You need some meat on your bones. Men don’t like to hug skeletons. ;D
*coughNECROPHILIAcough*
As a woman I find this joke hilarious. Not a big fan of all the Star Wars movies, just the first one. But the choking joke can be used for a lot of things. I mean, even Family Guy finds use for it. And I definitely, they could have found hotter girls for this picture.
Yay–someone who comprehends the concept that just because you laugh at the joke and think it’s funny doesn’t necessarily mean you’re condoning the activity when it’s *not* a joke! I mean, if you want to rage against violence, you probably might want to look at the *exceedingly* violent cartoons we think are peachy-keen for young kids because ‘all’ it is is cartoon slapstick… from Warner Brothers, in particular.
As a woman, you do not speak for the rest of us either. You do not get to legitimize sexism and violence against women for us.
And yes, I have a sense of humour. I just don’t find THIS funny.
‘us’?
I’m sorry, if SHE can’t speak for the rest of all the women, you most certainy can not do that either.
of course I mean certainLy, my keyboard is dirrrrteh, crumbs under the keys.
*definitely agree,
Seriously, arguing about using the force (a non-exsistent ability) to choke a woman, and citing violence against women? If you want to go that route, he’s a Sith, thats what they do, choke every-freakin-body! Then shoot lighting up their arse.
Funny, I never saw them do that in the movie.
hey, I’m a girl, and though i wouldn’t take any abuse from a guy, this is funny. it’s like a yo mama joke (unless the sticks up some of you people’s asses are too big to appreciate those either). we don’t actually mean it. BREATHE.
does DARTH VADER have to choke a btich
I think the girls look delicious, but I do say they also look slutty.
And besides that, the only thing I think is really sad in this picture, is that the girls don’t really have big boobs, they’re wearing extreme push-up bra’s to make them look bigger.
I know this because I am a woman and I know what big boobies look like, so don’t y’all be trolling on me ’bout them bra’s.
oh, now THATS kinky!
Almost all of you really suck at not feeding the trolls.
Another post where I found the comments way funnier than the poster it’s self
Ya seriously!
1st: the girls do not look super-fit in this photo. They don’t meet television or magazine standards.
2nd: they are waaaay hotter than most of the guys on this webpage could pull IRL. If you saw them at a Con or a premiere you’d be begging for them to blast you with their mismatched weaponry.
Television is television, and reality is reality. If I were single, I’d be most delighted to buy either of those young ladies a meal and a few drinks.
GTFO Troll. You shall not be argued with.
U obviously don’t like Star Wars enough to see the ultimate humor in this.
Agreed. This isn’t funny at all — in fact, it’s pretty unacceptable.
Do us all a favor and shut your mouth, please. If you aren’t just trolling, you’re the kind of poster that ruins the Cheezeburger Network. Get off the computer and come back when you stop taking god forsaken Star Wars pimp jokes too seriously, you waste of life.
there was a reason why this site was rated 13+.
Predictable.
I second that GTFO.
of course it’s predictable calling troll to a troll
once a troll allways a troll
Actually Im a regular poster, I just use whatever usrname I feel like. I dont think Ive ever complained about a chzburger thing before, and Ive been visiting everyday for years. I love it, and that’s why i commented on something I thought was below it. I dont troll. Seems to me calling someone a ‘waste of life’ is more trollish than what I said.
Anyway, f*ck it.
THANK you!
Fine you’re not a troll, you’re an idiot. Are you happy?
Well…
Get skills, trolls.
Suck less.
This is actually a rather witty joke, by this site’s standards.
Pimpin’ ain’t easy:
But it would be easier if I could choke you from across the internet.
I second Truth’s motion.
When did i correct anyone’s grammar?!
I was just quoting. I didnt even realise she spelt it wrong.
Have a nice day y’all. Oh and, bite my pie.
That sounds violent. I find that offensive.
I might bite your pie if you weren’t so crabby. I’m strictly opposed to STDs. I am; however, a strong proponent of humor. So this joke is in slightly poor taste. Pishaw! 99% of jokes are in poor taste! It’s still VERY humorous! Get OVER it…AND yourself.
Okay, quite a funny reply, but still disagree with you.
qft
I thought it was funny…..
No, it makes it a joke. You know the one you laugh at. Not the one that makes you in a women chocking frenzy.
Not feeding the troll, you fail at it.
oh shut the hell up
If it wasn’t meant to be funny, then they wouldn’t of made the pic
…wouldn’t HAVE made the pic…
You sir, win.
HEIL!
Someone give this man some more internetz!