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LIQUOR
Hand me that bottle will you?
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  1. legitim8 says:

    I’ll drink to that!!

    Better make it a double just to be sure. I wouldn’t want there to be any misunderstanding on their part.

  2. memoric says:

    im going on a beer run who wants to join?

  3. soylent robot says:

    >implying we’d want to kiss you people

  4. aw2x214 says:

    hey bartender! I don’t drink… but I’ll get wat ever gets a man drunk fast!

  5. timbenzidrene says:

    Man……….that bunch would make a train take a dirt road!!!!!!!
    That’s OK – I’m sure the menfolk will find other places for their lips to touch.

  6. Wells**t says:

    lmfao! Is that Captain Jack sparrow in the back?

  7. Humm. says:

    What’s wrong with the woman in the far left? She looks like a living corpse…

  8. Lilly says:

    I guess you’re wrong, ladies. Liquor could be your lips’ only chance.

  9. imillard says:

    That kind of declaration could set AA back 10 years.

  10. Again says:

    No loss there…

    And to think guys were once chump enough to enact Prohibition so they could kiss those… Beasts. Ugh.

    • JK says:

      Aren’t you tired of hating EVERYTHING? Honestly, your life must be a living hell to only find joy in making fun of others.

      • t4 says:

        Aww, someones butthurt. I guess we shouldn’t make fun of these hotties from spring break 1921 on a satirical website guys, we could offend someone on teh internet.

        • Roflcoptor Pilot says:

          Yup, t4, I think you and I should put together a song and dance routine to appease the trolls. And we should finish by bowing to their every whim.

          …Sarcasm FTW!

        • Madara says:

          T4 WINS

        • just in time says:

          Spring break 1921!??

          Try the late 1800s (here’s a hint: try looking at the style of clothes first, when dating the age of a picture), when Carrie Nation and her axe-swinging followers were breaking up saloons and getting thrown in jail. Prohibition itself was put into effect in January, 1920.

          And the look on their faces? That’s what happens when you’re stuffed full of your own self-righteousness. Take care you don’t end up looking like that. Maybe they were pretty young women once. Who knows?

  11. Maks says:

    Mr Bean in the middle?

  12. hugh g. rection says:

    wow, I can’t tell if this is for prohibition or against it.

  13. Snookie_Townshend says:

    I’ll agree they aren’t a real convincing argument for sobriety – and I’m a woman.

  14. Brexxie says:

    Candy is dandy, but Liquor is quicker

    *picks up a bottle*

  15. tigris says:

    this picture was obviously taken by those in favor of prohibition, and it worked, so maybe our fore mothers were just all kinda funny looking to us, but way back when, they were considered real catch’s. though the movies would have us think they were all hot and all flappers, this look was more likely, at least for men looking to marry. thank god we have a never ending supply of cosmetics and hair dye these days, or some of us would probably look about as bad

  16. mrliquorquickly says:

    username justified.

  17. Dizzy says:

    Mmm, liqour! I like that alchohol, it tastes so sweet. Unlike these ladies’ lips, I’m sure *shivers*. Good thing I’m a woman, though I’m not sure if even men would like them.

  18. adrian says:

    Hand me that bottle QUICK!

  19. Sophie says:

    Cheers for that! (and I’m a girl!)

    So yea they look horrible but I guess they didn’t have proper make up and stuff back then.. No hair styling products..
    Now I wouldn’t have a plastic operation but I’m sure they could use it.

  20. Big Mac says:

    Bravo, ladies! Bravo! Cheers, and a toast! I drink to you!

  21. Alex says:

    Great, now they’ve given their husbands TWO reasons to drink!

  22. steve brown says:

    This is a recent photo by a group of women taking the piss out of people campaigning for prohibition – it’s obvious from the looks on their faces that they aren’t taking it seriously…it’s probably something to do with advertising a theatre production.

    • timbenzidrene says:

      Anyone remember the Temperance ladies from the musical “Guys and Dolls”???? Could be a gag (and I use that term on purpose!) promotional poster.
      What happens if I get so drunk I see two of each???? eeeeeaaaaaAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

  23. Jazzy the Man (who is a woman) says:

    Okay, everyone in three…two…one…

    DOWN DOWN WITH DEMON RUM! BEER GIN AND WHISKEY TOO!
    UP UP WITH TEMPERENCE! THAT IS THE THING TO DO!
    BURN THE GIN MILLS AND STILLS! WHISKEY IS BAD FOR YOU!
    UP UP WITH TEMPERENCE! AND WE WILL START ANEW!

  24. Calloo says:

    Liquor??? I don’t even like her!

  25. jesus says:

    anyone knoticed the one guy that sitting next to the sign?

  26. Wobbly Wheel says:

    Hey ! guess what discovered! The more liquor I drink, the hotter these chicks become! try it.

  27. Daniel says:

    That would be the Woman’s Christian Temperance Union. Screw you, AP US History. i got a D in you and still know more than most people about random things like this.

  28. Valluhree says:

    Meanwhile, their husbands were in town, dancing with those cute flapper ladies, drinking booze, and having a blast.

  29. Juan says:

    then how do we make you prettY?

  30. Stormthehouse says:

    When you’re done with the liquor you can use the bottle to fend off the zombie on the middle left.


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