DADDY ISSUES
This is why she ends up in a stripper outfit by the third movie
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6th episode 4,5,6 then 1,2,3
Third movie chronologically.
never
Not chronologically, just the 3rd movie/6th episode.
Its the third movie in the original trilogy. Note that it says third “movie” (which it is) and not third “episode”.
1,2, and 3 don’t actually exist. The only films that count are 4, 5, and 6.
rong.
1, 2, & 3 are crap. As far as I’m concerned they don’t exist.
But that doesn’t make you right.
As far as I’m concerned your concern doesn’t exist.
exactly
Noooooooooo!
Gawd…who cares…!
It’s hilarious
This made me literally laugh out loud. Good thing I’m the only one left in the lab.
look, if you don’t get this one, seriously. Go watch Star wars already
What I don’t get, to this day, is why 1) he didn’t know that Padme was preggers with twins, 2) why Luke was his son but not that Leia (sp?) was his daughter and 3) why did he always have to wear black? I mean, that is so stereotyped.
I think you just answers 2 of your oun questions.
Leia was his daughter but he didn’t know it. He thought there was only one baby
I thought he had the freaking force, though. He could sense Obi-Wan Kenobi was in the Death Star, but he couldn’t sense his own kids? I guess it just comes from being a crappy father.
Also…..they hid his son (Luke) on the planet that he himself grew up on (Tatooine). But he never thought to look there. Good hiding spot…..
I think it’s because Luke had the Force, Leia did not.
he knew luke was his son because his last name was skywalker, also, leia had the force but she wasn’t trained to use it. and apparently the sith like black clothes.
In the books after Episode VI, we find out Leia is somewhat of a “carrier” of the Force gene, as she passes it on to her two children with Han.
One of the many, many things that made me roll my eyes in the first EPISODE was this Force “gene”. Everyone who started watching SW from ’77 on to ’97 had this idea of the Force being some cool mystical energy field that surrounds ALL living things. Then, all of a sudden, we find out it’s about like Asians having green eyes or a sixth toe or something. Fail.
It’s not a “gene” though. It’s midichlorians, which make up the force throughout the universe. It’s still a weird mystical energy thing, the Jedi just had a better knowledge of it than most of the characters in the original trilogy.
Also @Bee She also becomes a force user herself. She’s not as powerful as Luke, obviously, but she makes her own lightsaber and learns about how to use the force from Luke.
I think it’s because Lucas made three perfectly good, fun movies, then screwed everything up by making a backstory that makes no sense. E.g., in Return of the Jedi, Leia remembers her mom, but Luke doesn’t; in the third new movie, mom kicks it when both are babies. Continuity fail.
I don’t believe she says birth mother, she’s more referring to her adopted mother
Luke specifically asks if she remembers her REAL mother. So yeah, it’s a huge continuity fail, and yet still one of the smaller fails of the Prequel trilogy. The biggest one being making them at all…
As for sensing Obi Wan, but not Luke, he had never met Luke at this point. He picked up on the force within Obi Wan and recognized an old friend. During the Death Star attack he sensed the power in Luke, but at this point still didn’t know who he was. It was only the name that tipped him off later.
I don’t think he ever knew there was a daughter, so with Leia being hidden in plain sight, he could have met her many times, known she had potential for some serious power, but never suspected.
And Vader always wore black because he looked f****** cool in it.
1. Because he didn’t want to. He could have found out if he’d wanted to, but they specifically didn’t want to spoil the surprise. (The surprise really being the baby’s gender but the fact that it was OH HEY ONE OF EACH kind of goes into that.)
2. Because Luke’s last name was Skywalker. So when some underling went, “Oh hey I really hate that Luke Skywalker dude who blew up the Death Star,” Vader went, “Oh hey I wonder if it’s any relation?” He’d never met his children before so he wasn’t able to recognize them in the Force like he did Obi-Wan.
3. Well, I’m pretty sure he was stuck in most of the suit (which Palpatine picked out for him), but you’re right, he totally could have jazzed up the cape or something.
You guys all gave it your best, but answer me this– if he knew about Luke because of his last name, why the scene where he goes something like “sister, she’s your sister”… Luke never said anything about it so it implied that he was able to read familial “aura’s or forces” just by being around them or something like that. Either way DAMMIT I can’t believe I’m having this conversation.
…or reading Luke’s thoughts. If you look at that moment, Luke appears to be trying very, very hard to not think about something but “his thoughts betrayed her, too.” In the end, the Force is what Lucas wanted it to be to serve his purpose at the time. It’s a shame that his purpose went from telling a cool story for which he devoted a great deal of personal energy and his youthful years to become a money grab.
Mommy issues, actually. George’s mommy issues, to be specific.
I think her bigger issues would be from slipping her brother the tongue in Empire Strikes Back.
if donnie and marie can live with it…
But oh, did she look good in it!
THAT B###H GOT TOLD.
MAN VADER LOOKS SOO BADASS.
THE GUY BEHIND HIM LOOKS LIKE A F#####G PRICK
LEIAS LIKE:
DADDY I WANNA BE SEXUAL AND SEXY AND I WANT BIGGER TITS.
is it just me, or is Vader giving the same point/pinky hand gesture as Pauly Walnuts ?
[...] As I am told, Leia has some pretty severe Daddy Issues. [...]
lmao Epic win