
DEAR WORLD: OUR BAD
- Canada
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DEAR WORLD: OUR BAD
- Canada
Submitted by: Ricerocket via deMotivational Builder
first.
2nd actuly nickelback was the first
Dam Right you better be sorry >:O
USA apologized for Miley Cyrus so fair is fair
Did they? I must have missed that.
me too. i really hope they posted it on youtube or something, because that’s something i need to see.
It makes sense that Justin Beaver be from Canada.
OMFG u racist! im canadaian and 80% of canadian KNOWS he has no talent!
& that is saying something.
NZLD
-NiCad Drag Racer-
Canadian, now a race.
i don’t recall you guys doing that at all…but as a Canadian, on behalf of all of Canada, I apologize for the atrocity that we couldn’t abort in time and I pray the world can forgive us.
still waiting on the apology for twilight and the jonas brothers though…
And I have to thank you for Rush
Amen to that
Indeed.
USA, I Thank You for ZZ Top!
NZLD
-NiCad Drag Racer-
I thank you also for “Friends of Mine” The Guess Who and for Gordon Lightfoot. As an US citizen I am sorry and ashamed of Twilight, The Jonas Brothers and The 700 Club. How is that?
We also thank you for just about every awesome super hero, but we apologize for Superman. We also apologize for KFC, Disney, Detroit, Mtv, VH1, TLC, AIDS, and New Jersey. Now I think we’re square.
Rush: Worst rock band EVER. *runs and hides*
LOL you know that’s a lie!
Nickleback is the worst… We also apologize for them… Seriously, we didn’t know! WE JUST DIDN’T KNOW!!!
Also: We apologize for the following people:
-Avril Lavigne
-Celine Dion
-Nelly Furtado
But you’re welcome for Neil Young!
Gotta love Canada. So far everyone in this thread has been a real good sport about it. No flaming against America, no bashing of any kind.
I accept your apology for Bieber. I apologize for anything against us you may have. We shall send our Chuck Norris to dispatch them immediately. Or I would, but Chuck takes orders from no one anymore.
now* not anymore…. jeez, basic grammar fail
and dont forget Lady GaGa
Lady Gaga isn’t Canadian. O.o
Nickelback is not a bad band, wtf is wrong with you people?
I bet you guys listen to Lil Wayne and that s**t.
lil wayne is crap and so is eminem
They were half decent until 14 year old girls decided they were cool.
how does their ‘decency’ change due to who listens to them… unless they specifically start writing/recording songs for 13yr old girls, they are the same band they always were
Because they usually do, it’s been the downfall if many good acts over the years.
god, i think everyone who isn’t a preteen girl, teenage girl with no romance in her life, or desiring mother for the “perfect” man is sorry for Twilight. as for the Jonas Brothers, we’re sorry for them too, except for all of the 5 -13 year old girls who know nothing about good music nowadays who only listen to them, and lady gaga
I’m from the Philippines and I’m thanking the US for Lady Gaga. Her main songs are weird as hell(but great songs to dance to), but her more mellow ones are pretty awesome on their own.
i like real talent, thanks xD
Do you mean like: Rush, Sinatra, Megadeth, Pantera, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Johnny Cash…
AC/DC are Aussies, thank you very much
You forgot Metallica, Journey and Led Zeppelin
*ahem*
ALESANA!
that’s all I have to say for now.
Led ain’t american
neither is metallica
I don’t think that he was listing american bands
just talented artists and bands of all nations
(iron maiden isn’t american either fyi)
Pantera for the win!
Lady Gaga is an untalented hack, that’s why she wears weird costumes. Good music is anything pre-1985.
FAIL
I don’t like Gaga, but you shouldn’t blast all music that was created after the mid 80′s. Not all of it was terrible after 1985 and some genres of music that are pretty good were created that are pretty good. (techno, house, drum n’ bass)
No love for dubstep?
What about 1985 is so definitive for you? There’s been plenty of good music since 1985.
I was born >_>… that’s what killed it for him… i was born =/
Actually she writes her own songs, something baby bieber can’t do.
I give Credit to Gaga in that she may do the madonna look over the top but at least she has Original songs that She HERSELF wrote.
Talent FTW
I have yet to see her play an instrument though. Talent is more than just singing.
what about dancing and writing her own songs, and being out there
She plays piano, I believe.
not necessarily true. look up
“the real group – words”
on youtube. tell me thats not talent.
Then tell me this, how much talent does it take to write the same thing over and over again?
Anything pre 85? I nominate you to personally apologize for Disco.
xD hell yeah… bet he was at the head of the Disco movement thinking it was the greatest music -ever-…. pardon me while i go barf ._.
massive attack?…..rick roll
Congratulations. Bowling For Soup wrote your theme song.
no, it was SR-71 that wrote 1985
I am from Philippines too but I am still waiting for US’ apology about Lady Gaga, Jonas Brothers, Twilight, Miley Cyrus, Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton and George Bush, also waiting for South Korea’s apology on K-Pop, especially on Super Junior and Wonder Girls, North Korea’s apology on Kim Jong Il and you loving Lady Gaga although she has a Penor.
Ano, mag-sorry na kayo!(Apologize NOW!)
wat?
SORRY! SO SORRY
Amen…
It’s okay S Korea!!! You don’t have to apologize for anything! Keep your KPop (Super Junior especially)!
And no! As an American and Canadian citizen i will not apologize… I wanna make you suffer. Besides if you are from the Philippines… Why do you care? I personally don’t give a rat’s ass about Justin Beiber or Lady Gaga… Because I couldn’t care less.
im a teen girl and i hate kids and never want to get married.twilight sucks ,so does taylor lautner
Don’t forget to apologize for Nickleback.
But you guys also gave us William Shatner and the TV show Forever Knight, so that’s cool.
we apologize for twilight, jonas brothers and all the disney teen stars. and i would personally thank you for Colin Mochrie
Yes. Major apologies for Meyers and Jonas Brothers!
legalizing sodomy one little boy at a time
America can apologize? Didn’t know :p
well tecnically they dont apologize they just blow the people who they have wronged up =)
*facepalm* You could have worded that a bit better.
Then why do people still hate the usa?
…Oh you said up.
My bad.
sorry guys grammer fail. but you got what I meant.
HAHAHA YOU SIR ARE AWESOME!!thank you america for giving us PurpleRaptorJesus!!
On behalf of the USA, I apologize for the music crap we have forced upon others (ex. Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, and rap. Just rap in general. Yeah. Oh, and if you like rap, well . . . too bad.)
Thank you good sir! We have felt rap to be quite unwanted. With the exception of the Fresh Prince Theme!
I too apologize on Behalf of the Americans for Miley Cyrus, Jonas SIsters, and The USA also wants to apologize for Slavery.
We Apologize to the Indians for our first visit here.
And finally To the Japanese…….OH F*** That Ya’ll had that coming!!!
We were just Chilling in Hawaii when dont kicked sand in our face T_T
P.S. If you didnt know this was a Joke from Christopher Titus then now U know
WTF you idiots. Nickelback! NICELBACK!!!!!! FU Canada!
i hope you don’t like bacon and beer.
yeah no s**t… i’ve noticed this guy is a total moron (Pugiron) … on another pic thread… he posted the -SAME- link… like 6 times as a “response” with -some- kind of lame ass one liner…. except on one… he opened his mouth and proved he’s really one of the biggest idiots of all -_-
America should apologize for Pugiron.
their biggest mistake.
Well on behalf of he USA i apologize for the AWFUL Miley Cyrus. Ugh. and all the other recent terrible music that’s coming out of the US.
We should have some sort of dumping ground for people like Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, and Madonna, like some sort of holding facility that pretty much is a concentration camp for lame artists.
Leave Justin alone *sob*… leave her alone, I MEAN IT!
HAHAHAHA LOL
Darn, you beat me to it…
they gave us pam as well sow its pretty much forgiven if you ask me:D
Its a matter of the system of numeration.
We also apologize for Nickelback.
the US has a lot of apologies to make
Same old same old…come up with something original at least. Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Pickin on little ol’ Joe Dirt?
ow, right jesus? cause everyone believe in those stories?
Is it so bad that i find most music that comes out of the usa complete crap? It’s only just my opinion after all.
Nope… I live here… and well over 1/2 the s**t that comes out… omFG!!!!!!! i just wanna go to time’s square and get all of them gathered under the pretense of “the greatest concert ever!!!” … and have about 500 people with shotguns come out first with the “artists” behind them… and simply say into the mic “This is how we feel about Music coming from America today” then promptly blow our own heads off… maybe those “artists” and all the … -shudders- “future artists” will have second thoughts >_<
…seriously? So just because you happen to not like some music, you’d be willing to commit genocide?
Wonderful. Glad to see my country is populated by such reasonable, sane souls.
Also… I believe in ‘those stories’.
By the by. And just as much as you have every right not to, I have every right to, hmm? So leave it alone, please, you’re insulting a major world religion, which generally doesn’t make you any friends. At least friends who aren’t hateful SOBs willing to live their lives drinking, smoking, and hopping girl-to-gril (or guy-to-guy) because they can’t find enough civility in themselves to even politely agree to disagree but have to go out and flame everything they think is wrong.
According to South Park, we have to blame Canada.
that dosent sound funny . canadiense are the same as us . you races idiots . you say that about any other colored people they will seriously hurt you .
lolwtf. That didnt even sound right.
Was there a sentence anywhere in that?
Hooray! We are coloured! Red and white! Oh, s**t, sunburn…
Hooray! We are now in colour! Oh, s**t, sunburn…
“F*** CANADA!” “Hey! F*** you, Buddy!”
I’m not your buddy, guy!
I’m not your guy friend
I’m not your friend, pal!
I’m not your pal, home boy!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
ROFL. All of these people were saying they’re not his friend and then you pop up. Bravo xDD
“Im not your fweind (thats how he pronounces it) buddy”
As a Canadian I try so hard to forget that he’s Canadian. I apologize on behalf of us Canadians.
This was in retaliation for Americans creating The Hills and unleashing Heidi Montag on the world. Really, we all suck.
Canada started it. First you gave us The Guess Who and Neil Young (they rock!) just to lull us into a false sense of agreement about good entertainment, but then you slammed us with Bryan Adams and Celine Dion. That was a cheap move and that s**t hurt.
So the US, being the “go big or go home” country that we are, unleashed all our demons upon all the world.
You, Canada, are to blame.
… Tag… you are a moron… Try starting with Pink Floyd, whom where from England >_>…. they were here at the same time as The Guess Who….. same start year as a matter of fact, 1965….
Now, now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on numerous occasions…
Hey, Canada wasn’t the one who gave him the job…
Thinking outside the box! I LIKE IT! Unleashing horror on the American people so one man can profit! Its the American way! WHO WANTS A HOTDOG!?
On behalf of every living creature in Canada (that includes me), I sincerely apologize for the mistake that has ever had the misfortune to be conceived that is Justin Bieber.
We would greatly appreciate an apology for the following:
- Lady Gaga
- The Jonas Brothers
- Twilight
- Miley Cyrus (apparantly done?)
We shall… Just give me a few minutes… I need to “Get rid of some trash” if you know what I mean…
Apology for Justin Bieber accepted. Apology for the Jonas Brothers, Twilight, and Miley Cyrus is now given. I’m reserving my opinion on Lady Gaga until I’ve actually listened to more than two of her songs.
Thank you, Canada. USA signing off.
On behalf of America I apologize for all of them, plus Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Mandy Moore, The Jersey Shore, and Cake Boss.
Hey, don’t be hating Buddy and the rest of Cake Boss. I’m a actually a baker and I really enjoy that show. It’s pretty similar to how the bakery I work at is like. Except I don’t have a cool Italian boss.
I say America and Canada get together and publicly burn all of our no talent pop stars and awkward teenage actors at the stake! I mean, come on! What are national alliances for anyway? The UN was originally formed to burn pop stars at the stake, wasn’t it?
America’s a continent not tour country. Call yourself us citizen or something else.
But, but, global warming and all that crap…
SHE (bieber) sucks,
we brought him into this world, and, if were quick enough, we can take him out of it. That is, unless puberty comes in, muahaha
You should apologize Canada, you ruined Hot Topic for me, i see that little child each time I go in to get new band shirts or old tv show shirts
or you could blame twilight
I try hard to forget that he is from Canada thank you very much, but on behalf of the rest of the country, i would like to apologize for exposing the world to this.
It is in no way in retaliation for exposure to The Hills, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, Twilight and Snookie and the rest of the jersey Shore Cast.
I agree with Joe, just add jersey boys, josh koscheck &everyone who think they can own a canadian and we got a deal
we’re sorry for Celine Dion, too.
Apology accepted. Meanwhile, we would like to apologize for Ke$ha.
I could forgive Germany, but this is unforgivable.
They apologised for Corey Hart, then Bryan Adams, and now Justine Bieber. I’m beginning to think they don’t really mean it each time.
Needs a bloody good hair stylist !!! I’m sick to death of all these long haired boys. What they trying to prove, huh ???
well me i am a metalhead god knows what he has got
Did somebody steal all the punctuation keys off your keyboard?
that isn’t long hair…
I think they’re getting in touch with they’re feminine side… Or trying to hide pimples. You know how awkward boys are.. *rolls eyes*
lol! Quick! On the count of three, everyone everywhere apologize for everything everyone else has ever done at any time, anywhere, EVER!!!
1…2…3!
Beibers canadian? Well s**t. I guess I am sorry.. SORRY THAT YOU NOW HAVE TO FEEL OUR PAIN! MUAHAHAHA! *runs away*
@The Amazing Rando – Since your picture is of Mega Man, I just had to point out that Rush was his dog. haha
imma buy this!
and i won’t regret it
Nickelback isn’t that bad. It’s the fact that they’re overplayed on the radio, and it’s cool to hate them that makes it a growing trend to berate them.
I like the band, I just hate how they take up so much @#$@ing radio time when I could be listening to a new band or something…
I actually didn’t know that Nickleback was disliked by anybody. Granted, I’ve never heard anything of theirs, but anyone who’s ever mentioned them to me seems to enjoy their music…? I just hide in my room with the Beatles and Frank Zappa, and pretend that today’s music never happened, ever.
Hey… don’t forget Pink Floyd, and Jimi Hendrix!!!! D=
This^ only reason Nickelback is so hated is because someone started the hatewagon rolling down the hill and everyone thought it would be fun to jump on.
On behalf of Canada, I’d like to apologize to the world for the atrocity that is Justin Bieber. Our prime minister would have liked to make a formal apology himself, (since, y’know, he’s so charismatic and charming), but he’s too busy doing… uh… seriously, what IS he doing?
Why, the prime minister is off proroging parliment and spending billions on the G8/20, what else would he be doing?
Ooh, ooh! Giving Quebec $200 million for a stadium that will cost $400 million in a lame attempt to get votes…
well canada made up for it with Three Days Grace, Trooper, and Rush. All I can think of is comedians, hockey, bacon, 8% beer (screw 5%) and epic skiing/snowboarding
8% beer aka malt liquor
… We would like to apolagize for bring one of the elading causes in childhood obesity.
Hey, JB or Justin is a talented star. He gained his status n hard work. He isnt one of those musicians who get good sponsors and songwriters and become a big hit. He is the true popstar of the digital age.All on his own merit. It was the internet that made him so popular.
ALL justin beiber haters are jealous of him, cuz they r most probably dorks who cant get even a single person,girl or guy (lol)to look at them. Poor poor u …
Justin Rocks!!!
P.S I am American and envy Canadians for producing this Gem
Doing it wrong. He hires songwriters and everything. It’s NOT his own merit.
we need to find his some town and torch it
found it stratford, ON
Dear Canada
We (The United Kingdom) hereby absolve you of the following crimes against music: Justin Bieber, Nickelback, Avril Lavigne and Celine Dion.
We would also like to thank you for the following venerations of music: Devin Townsend.
The U.K will now officially apologies for: Everything that came out of anything to do with Simon C***. You are always welcome for Iron Maiden.
From Enlgand
OMG!!! WTF?????? you will mention giving thanks for Iron Maiden… but not PINK FLOYD?!?!?!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU DON’T DESERVE PINK FLOYD!!!!!!
…(I am American btw >_>)
Thanks UK! You are welcome for Owen Hargreaves and thank you for proper tea!
the uk apologises for the saturdays
,JLS
,the wanted
,matt cardle
,aiden grimshaw,
one direction and eminem . as for simon cowell……..WE WILL NEVER APOLOGISE!!!
You have no idea how sorry we are
Actually… Twilight was the Mormon Church, not the USA’s fault.
OMG!!!! WE SHOULD STOP FIGHTING ABOUT FRIGGIN PEOPLE!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID YOU ALL SOUND?!?!?!
i think you caps lock broke,stop spending money on silly bandz and fix it! stupid scene kids
Blame Canada. :3
blame you!!!
I am ashamed of being Canadian please forgive us….. and to avoid another fail such as this one we are proud to say that we will adopt a spartan like baby law we will kick the s**t out of them until they become awesome like Leonidas or Gegard Butler
I am not apologizing again… I already did once…
I only say sorry for us bald comedians… not pre-pube girls… Wait, WHAT!?!? THAT’S A 16 YEAR OLD MALE!?!? OMG, what have we done!
why is everyone forgetting about Rush (origanally from canada)
NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA!
http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour
on behalf of australia i would like to apologise for kylie minogue…. we are very sorry.
It’s okay Canada, you still brought colin mochrie.
They made up for it with Cera and Page
14-year-old girl.
30 Seconds To Mars please ~
dear whereever screamo came from,
apologise for screamo bands too! (where ever they came from,probably hell) send them back to hell!! along with their stupid hair!
and their silly songs!
MCR SUCKS!! AC DC AND MASSIVE ATTACK FOR THE WIN!
From South Africa, I would like to apologise for the Vuvuzela and Charlize Theron. that is all.
who’s that hoser that got bacon in my milk eh?
…and Nickelback, Obama, Creed, Atomic bombs, major obesity rooted fast food franchises, etc. And I’m actually American.
…and Miley Cyrus, country music, rap, Lady GaGa (or rather, Lady… Oh God Oh God MY EYES!!!), the Jonas Brothers, and as for Nickelback, I was refering to the selling of their cds
I can almost forgive you for picking on nickelback since you know its so damn trendy to do so, but besides the fact that they are canadian i wonder if you could name exactly what you don’t like about them. And creed is hardly bad, you people should learn there is music other than your stupid ass zepplin, floyd, AC/DC crap.
and taylor swift (where ever she came from…yeehawww)
i know ,we just like rock more than lovey dovey songs about getting married and having kids in a cottage in the countryside(taylor swift)