ENGINEERING
better than sex !
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….what?
Seriously, what?
AIDS can wait!
There are those little things to prevent AIDS…
Pocket protectors?
Hmm, I’ve been meaning to get me some pocket protectors, for when I have the sexing.
err… no
I personally haven’t gotten laid since I declared Mechanical Engineering as my major at the end of high school last year.
LMAO
Everyone knows that an engineering degree requires virginity…
Obviously….
I mean, money + intelligence?
No way that person is getting laid…
You, sir, have made my day
So… You’re going to put his comment on that other website as well?
Uhmmmmm….my bf is an engineer….and he gets laid alot.
Well, as stated above “money + intelligence”, I’m going to guess you after the money.
Sarcasm, my dear. Sarcasm.
Not by you though, your sister has been busy.
I’d be more worried since I only have a brother.
Then he’s been busy ofcourse.
We’ve all been busy with your boyfriend, Vanessa.
He’s pretty good at operating our engines.
why not have both?
Shhhh! They don’t have an answer for that!
Hello!?? He said he wants to be an ENGINEER. How does that go with getting laid?
But will be getting laid… under a car, i guess.
No, sex is better. Besides, does anyone really WANT to be an engineer?
Yep, chemical engineer.
Chemical engineering rulz!!!
Mechs are the best engineers.
Yeah but no sex before education = no chance of a child that you have to quit school to support.
Sex after education & a good job = more freedom to have sex cause you can support your children.
Wow! Thanks for all that. You…you don’t understand humor, do you? So, this is like a serious discussion to you, isn’t it? Save it for the Ann Coulter forum.
Megz, thank you so much. Its people like you that make commenting so worth while =).
you life must so empty :/
Are you a goth? Prolly too young…are you emo? “Your life is empty, so you read comments…” Why, is that why you’re here?
Yeap. More Prozac please?
Right, because a humorless twit calling someone a humorless twit is just what I need to spike the irony meter.
I understand humor fine. It’s just that the original post and this poster aren’t funny.
I find your sense of humour to be rather hit and miss to be honest.
Is too.
Hell yes it is. It’s funny that there are actually people in America that believe this s**t and want others to believe it. It’s also sad. Instead of saying “Uhh, sex iz bad, it f***s up your life, dun’ do it” these conservative F***S should maybe teach kids in school about sex and about how to F***ING prevent pregnancy (I’m German. We do that here. There’s a lot less teen prgnancy here. We also allow kids to drink starting at 16. There’s a lot less drunk driving here, too.). Not knowing is what ruins their lives, not having a good time.
Actually Jami was mentioning why these billboards were made. There were many different ones put up in places that had a high teen pregnancy rate, in an attempt to have teens practice abstinence.
Not that the people whom they were trying to reach would care. (The others didn’t have to worry because they couldn’t get sex anyways.)
You do know that if you use contraceptives the chance of getting a child is very low ?
just saying … you can have both … sex and an education
No no, don’t you know that any sex outside of marriage is WRONG? And that once you are married you can’t have contraception because married sex is about making babies and if you don’t want children you have no business having sex?
(This is actually how my MIL thinks…)
Your MIL sucks.
I agree… and she’s pretty damn good at it too =D
… called “To Each His Own”… -translation = LEAVE PEOPLE THE F*** ALONE THAT YOU DON”T AGREE WITH!!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU DON”T UNDERSTAND- … thank you have a nice day
NO YOU CAN’T GODAMNIT!
Buzz K!llington strikes again.
lol…yeah, I’m not sure what is up with some people. There is a lot of analysis taking place over humor posters.
Definitely don’t go to Pundit Kitchen. The captions aren’t funny, and the comments are srs bizniss.
Thats what my bf and I have been doing.
Weapons engineer! also the kind that build heavy construction vehicles and equipment.
Robotics Engineer here.
Mechanical Engineering. It IS better than sex, AND you can do it in public
whats and engineer?
serenity u fail
An* engineer
Omg, do you fail, serenity.
fail
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
But seriously, you do fail hardcore Serenity.
They solve practical problems.
Win! <3 I was wondering when the Team Fortress comment would pop up!
DUDE!!! I think you’re going to have to have a talk with your old man. Sex maybe able to wait, but it is a lot more fun than trying to become an engineer
Genetic engineering could technically replace sex…
But where’s the people meeting? Genetic engineering sux ass
F*** it,
ima be an engineer.
Thank you BillBoard you changed my life
Nooooo don’t F*** it, can’t you read? sexCANWAIT!
Alright, I’ll wait. …There, that should be long enough.
what?
It would appear Devvo just F***ed you, sweetie. Go lie down or something.
Do they know that condoms have been invented and sex doesn’t mean parenting?
Well, I suppose if you’re smart enough to become an engineer you may be smart enough to use a condom correctly… maybe.
I suppose this goes with that whole idea that kids should be thinking about their future a little more and their di(k a little less. Frickin conservatives.
Everyone is told that condoms are fool proof but they can be almost 10x thinner than rubber gloves and break easily. PS 1 in 6 women who use condoms still get pregnant and only have a 50% or lower protection rate against STIs.
So the billboard is trying to say “don’t take a chance and risk ruining someone elses life as well as well as your own
you know 47.3% of all stats are made up on the spot, right?
just like those ones.
Being an engineering major, I calculate that sex – risk = engineering, where sex = enjoyment x time and engineering = (- enjoyment x time) + degradation, and degradation = – 2 enjoyment; therefore, even with an 8% risk of pregnancy, sex is still 292% better than engineering.
Man… you= -sex + nerd
I think this is the point of the billboard??? But you lost me at “Hello”.
Or if you can’t wait – become a priest.
why does sex with young boys not count?
Because they don’t get pregnant.
Priests take a vow of celibacy, moron.
yah sex can wait we need dispencers now and sentries cant have to many sentries
You gotta love those dispencers!
Sex dispensers?
Sounds good to me.
yeah, especially in a world full of spies
yeah, now that there are all these spies
Well, I know he was eee-rectin’ something…
I told you don’t touch that darn thing!
But maybe he’s engineering sex machines?
Does that symbol in the bottom corner look odd to anyone else?
The Amnesty International one? Not really, why?
The symbol looks like a penis and testicles.
And just to confirm my opinion of you, please enlighten me as to what you think the WWF symbol looks like.
Looks like pedopanda to me.
Are you even sure that this is the symbol for Amnesty International?? Isn`t the Amnesty International symbol a candle with barbed wire wrapped around it? The symbol on the poster does not resemble a candle. I still think it looks like a penis with two testicles on either side. I was talking about the symbol on the poster and in no way criticising Amnesty International.
The symbol in the bottom left hand side of the poster, just to the left of his chin, is the Amnesty International symbol of a candle with barbed wire wrapped around it. Squint if you need to.
If that is the amnesty international candle, then why is it upside down?? I said before that the symbol on the poster resembles a penis and two testicles- The amnesty international symbol is a candle with barbed wire. An upside down candle might resemble a penis but the amnesty international symbol has nothing that might resemble testicles. Therefore I don`t think this is the Amnity international symbol. I apologise if my use of the words penis and testicles offends you in any way.
I don’t penis penis penis penis penis……..testicles testicles testicles testicles testicles.
and you’re wrong…looks NOTHING like the Amnesty International Symbol.
The kid has a little something on his chin….looks like a little penis.
`Penis Face` – when you want to insult somone but `d**khead` is just a bit common…
Yes, but the penis is pointing down. Since he does not have an erection, he must not be interested in sex.
Penis Face= when you want to insult someone but D***Head is just a BIT too common
I’m guessing this poster is in one of those southern African countries where aids and unprotected sex are rife.
Under those circumstances, sounds like some pretty good advice to me.
Finally, someone who knows that sex isn’t everything.
Actually, it does. From a Freudian point of view.
Well I think that the original poster meaning is that if you are going to be an engineer then forget about sex, they are mutually exclusives.
In my country we have a saying:
There are two types of people in the world, those who get laid and engineers.
I think if you didn’t have sex BEFORE becoming an engineer, you won’t have it at all. Just ask Dilbert.
Yeah, buddy!
Nothing like good pl’ Afro engineering!
Weird, all the engineering students I knew at university were seriously getting some!
The maths ones on the other hand..not so much. :p
He could just engineer a sexbot, so your hu-man sex is irrelevant anyway.
I’m an engineering student. I have sex. I like sex. If need be, engineering can wait.
I didn’t know you had to be a virgin to become an engineer. I guess you really do learn something new everyday o_O
Damn Right!
But sex still comes ahead of food and sleep, its just work comes first.
poor bastard did they tell them what going to write next to his face?
Yeah, buddy!
Nothing like good ol’ Afro engineering!
I bet this guy can’t fix a sandwich.
look it from the right side, a lot of twilight fans are dying
If you want to be a prostitute, Sex should wait too?
Good thing I decided to be an engineer 2nd.
Everyone knows that all good engineers never get laid. It would hamper their engineering skills… somehow….
I’m an engineer and I can agree with that statement…after fun things like differential equations and physics and organic chemistry and statics, you’re lucky if you get to sleep at all, let alone with someone else!
Haha after taking (and failing) organic chemistry I promptly changed my major from ChemE to MechE.
Whats wrong with anyone wanting to wait for sex? Seriously, there is nothing wrong with it if thats your choice. Just like there is nothing wrong with using contraceptives if you choose that route too. BUT, yes, while birth control works, it won’t protect you from stds fully, and the only fool proof way to NOT get stds or knocking someone up is abstinence. People need to mellow out. Sex can wait, it’s not going anywhere.
Well, its strange when someone brags that they can’t get laid. That’s all.
There is nothing wrong in waiting for sex – but there is something seriously wrong in flawed logic, implying that sex and college are incompatible.
…especially when they go hand in hand… almost literally… you become a student and it’s just a matter of… minutes? before -SOMEONE- f***s you?… or hell just go to a frat party… if you can go to a frat party and -NOT- get laid (WHILE TRYING)… there’s something seriously wrong ._.
God, this one is the best on this page.
I read all the internet and I think that’s the best all over it, too.
ah, the 90′s…
Actually, if he’s getting into GENETIC engineering, then think of the possibilities! He could simply engineer the woman of his dreams into existence! Patience is a virtue, so long as you have something worthwhile to be patient for. Otherwise, screw abstinence. (Heh, get it? Screw? Heh heh.)
ERECTEN A DISPENCER!
SPAH SAPPIN’ MAH SEX LIFE
that’s not in Africa
silly boy, black people can’t be engineers thats for white people, i’m sure selling drugs is right down your alley
he’ll be some hypertensive engineer…
I didnt know mormons could be black
has anyone heard of multitasking? i mean really who said he couldnt have sex and engineer…
and havent u ever seen house? that black guy wuz a morman. but a better queston.can a black morman b happy?
the symbol in the corner
That’s blasphemy!
Engineering
Will confuse the s**t out of anyone that takes a high school class
Is that J August Richardson? (Charles Gunn?)
Well, hell, I should have changed my major to engineering…
Build a sentry before you have sex.
fail
Megz, for a second there, you got me thinking that what you wrote was true. It’s not, is it?
No way…total win. That was totally inspired.
But you’d have to pay income tax.
fail might be right for you, though
And it only took about a half a day for you to retort! Wow! Good for you!
Now, did I really join a group called The Satans and hookup with a guy called Snowplow? Or was I just being funny? Think hard!
The truth is I left my husband for his brother, but not before I used divorce court to destroy my ex-husband’s life. I did it because his brother makes more money. So, I am actually very upwardly mobile. I increased my income in so doing, so I am successful.
I was a stripper, but I danced under the name Stiletto. Not Cherry Bubbles. Now that I remarried a rich guy, I no longer dance.
So there! Here you are giving me crap and you didn’t even know my real story.
I live to troll. *spray paints the wall* Next I plan to go torment the Twilight inspired teen werewolves. Sissy ass modern werewolves…but then I am just jealous that the male werewolves have better hair and makeup than me.
And do we care? I do believe the answer would be a “No”. Maybe if you feel so emo about your life, you might just as well go suicide.
Someone is sure stuck on themselves!! Oh my! It took Bob “a half a day” to retort most likely because he doesn’t wait with baited breath for someone to respond to his comments…like you.
I feel emo? *re-reads her post* What?
Oh, your Dad left his panties at my house.
Don’t let the bastards grind you down, Mrs. Bubbles. The stories were both epic.
-ROFLMFAO!!!!- i LOVE YOU MEGZ EPIC WINS FOR -ALL- of your posts XD LMFAO!!!!!