IN SOVIET RUSSIA…
… HOME DESTROYS YOUR FIRE
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FIRST!!! my life is now complete
congratz
Not first, this was on probbably bad news recently.
Is an increasing problem on the cheezburger network
you just ruined that poor kids life D:
C-C-C-COMBO BREAK…. wait. . . . Wuuuuuuuut ?
I like Soviet Russia jokes. This one’s funny.
In Soviet Russia, joke loves you!
lol you win the internet
in Soviet Russia, internet wins YOU!
You can stop now.
In Soviet Russian, now stops YOU!!!!!!!
Rose is red, violet blue, in Soviet Russia poem write YOU!
I lack the words to describe your winningnessfulness, my good sir!
Me?
vigorously
that’s america
in america: america is called russia
That’s Las Vegas actually…. Where’d Soviet Russia come from?
“In Soviet Russia…” jokes is where something is completely opposite of what is said for example: fires are what usually destroys homes but the news caption is backwards “fire destroyed by home” is where you get the Soviet Russia from.
Or: In Soviet Russia, music plays you.
In Soviet Russia, food eats you. etc
Yakov Smirnov. Can we send him back now?
in Soviet Russia news aren’t in english ..
Google Yakov Smirnov and you’ll get the joke.
I meant Yakov Smirnoff. Can’t spell today.
Too much smirnoff?
I prefer Absolut myself.
too bad the TV screen lists US localities, it might be mo’ funny.
dude. Russian Reversal. Google Yakov Smirnoff.
Us of A is the only country that have FoX channels
Actually you get Fox in the uk.
Although it’s called FX for some reason. Same s**t though
Fortunately!!!
So Fox8 in Australia is just a figment of my imagination? I went insane so slowly, I didn’t even notice it…
Only a-holes say U.S of A, you prick. It’s U.S.A, U.S., or United States of America. Quit being a conformist retard who likes to “fit in”.
Umm… that’s Las Vegas, Nevada not Russia. Look at the background, its the strip. The corner of Sahara and Valley, I mean come on.
… It’s a series of jokes… The In Soviet Russia part wasn’t meant to be referring to the location of the news. See Zangan’s post.
It started with a comedian years ago who goes by Yakov Smirnoff. His main schtick was making similar references. It became an internet meme years ago.
Didn’t the Simpsons do it first? In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
Nope. His stand-up act that featured the aforementioned schtick was before The Simpsons came along. Betamax recorders were still being made.
In Soviet Russia, Betamax…. ah forget it.
god bless america.
“The Stone That The Builder Refused”??? sounds a bit emo….but in Soviet Russia…The Builder That The Stone Refused!
It’s from a song dude
“i am the stone that the builder refused
i am the visual
the inspiration
that made lady sings the blues”
and etc.
BOONDOCKS FTW
im latino so i dont know what that is…
I don’t think being latino has anything to do with knowing that song or the group who sings it. You either know it or you don’t. Not knowing it doesn’t make you a freak or anything.
yea but i meant we dont listen to rock or whatever
It’s a hip hop song.
Then obviously you know nothing about latino people. We listen to all kinds of music and are not limitied to the bs chicanos think we are. latinos listen to rock they listen to electro hell they listen to country, but i am sure you are some high school chicano that has no clue that modern latino have just as much exposure to different genres in there home countries as Americans or any other nationalities.
im not chicano wtf lol im Colombian lol and all my hispanic friends and i listen to entirely spanish music (the caribbeaners listen to reggaeton, bachata, and us south americans listen to bachata, merengue, and they listen to salsa, i dont really like it but i listen to Vallenato, a Colombian genre, and reggaeton, and the non-emo rock like Juanes and Mana)
It’s from the Bible
Psalm 118:22
I wonder how the home achieved such a feat…..
Guys, I like “in soviet Russia” jokes, but this one doesn’t make any sense. I highly doubt they had FOX News in Soviet Russia, IN ENGLISH!!!!!
You have just reached level 10 Killjoy! Congrats! now go kill a puppy or something
Soviet Russia? The Soviet Union has not existed since 1991 (Sources: Wikipedia Dot Org, Coldwar Dot Org, Bucknell Dot Edu)
… See my above post, please.
In soviet Russia, above post see YOU!
…
*hides*
omg do you live in a cave???
In Soviet Russia…cave lives in YOU!
Oh, it’s existed, just under a different name. It’s been going incognito for the past few decades. Shhhh, big secret.
lmfao theres a Sahara in Russia? I didnt know there were deserts in Russia! i thought it was all just snow! and its 74 degrees F! i didnt know it went that high! (Lets make a bathroom stall out of this one!)
Wow, congrats on noticing it’s not really Russia! You must be really intelligent to spot a flaw as unnoticable as that!
see how you were being sarcastic there? thats what i did, read what i wrote in the parenthesis, youll notice i wanted people to comment things like this
Good one. You tricked us.
You wascally wabbit!!
>_> what i meant was, i wanted people to contradict what i was saying and make a frickin half page explanation on this stuff
-rofl- and that’s why you fail as a troll =]
I cant deal with you anymore :/
i think its a typo
If there’s nothing but snow and ice. it doesn’t mean that there can’t be any desert. A desert is specified by the amount off downfall per year. For instance there is a desert on the Arctic: a giant plane of ice where it hasn’t snowed in quite some years.
And why the hell is it that nobody gets the Soviet Russia jokes anymore??
i get the joke, if you read what i wrote in parentheses, then youll realize im being sarcastic and just wanted this to happen
downfall? Like crashed economy?
I have been making a bathroom stall out of your mom for ever since 9 months before you were born.
You also fail at realizing deserts aren’t necessarily sandy…
Deserts can also be snow
In Soviet Russia, they watch the news on Fox 5.
I’m just saying.
That’s a lot better than here in the US where CNN watches my news!!
Holy crap! That was here in Vegas!
Now I’ve got to worry about homes destroying my fires.
Wow, Fox News really DOES lie about everything!
You got that right.
Fox news can make breaking wind into “Breaking News.”
They are actually more unnecessarily dramatic than CNN. And that’s saying something!
At least with CNN they put tiny morsels of truth interspersed with the blatant lies to make it LOOK like they’re trying. Faux News doesn’t even bother with that.
I’m sorry, I just love this country so much… and I fear for it! NOW WATCH ME WEEP OPENLY!
You promised yourself you’d cry?
ALL news programs lie.
Very true. Why believe any of the crap dished out by Fox, CNN, MSNBC, etc.? The “media” is nothing more than another soap opera on TV, which happens to be paid for by elitists with dirty money.
Ha, I watch Fox 5 Vegas.
In Soviet Russia, baby gives birth to you!
that would be disturbing 0.o
I LOVE IT
Roses are red, violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia, sandvich eat you.
WIN
Wow, what is will all the people that have never heard of Soviet Russia jokes?
That’s just…
Unthinkable.
I concur. Must be young kids unfamiliar with classic jokes. Damn kids these days…
In Soviet Russia, jokes never hear of YOU!
Truly unthinkable.
In Soviet Russia, joke hasn’t heard of all these people!
In Soviet Russia… the word “with” apparently doesn’t exist and is replaced with the word “will” >_>
In Soviet Russia, people are a s**t load smart that in the USA.
You must be American then. In Soviet Russia the spell smarter too!
And no, I am not from Soviet Russia, as you can tell.
obviously not by the “the spell smarter too!” … too many mistakes to get into >__>
For all the noobs here:
Russian reversal or “In Soviet Russia” is a type of joke originated by Smirnoff, and is an example of antimetabole. The general form of the “In Soviet Russia” joke is that the subject and objects of a statement are reversed, and “In (Soviet) Russia,” or something equivalent, is added. For example:
In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, the party always find you.
In America, you drive the car
In Soviet Russia, the car drives you
In America, you listen to the radio
In Soviet Russia, the radio listens to you
In America, your job determines your marks
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job
In America, you assassinate the president
In Soviet Russia, the president assassinates you
…WHY IS IT SOVIET RUSSIA? Why isn’t it… CHINA or something? OR HYRULE(Hyrule doesn’t exist, tho…)? OR… SOMETHING LIKE THAT? Why not… CALIFORNIA?
YOU’VE BEEN RANDOMATIZED
Idiot.
Because it’s not anything else but Soviet Russia. Like, duh!!
PERFECT example of why I fear for the future generations.
Didn’t have to look very hard to find all the brainwashed lefties talking about how stupid Fox is, even though this is just a local station and has nothing to do with the right wind 24-hr news network. Retarded liberals are so predictibly stupid.
Я тебя люблю
WIN!
-rofl- EPIC WIN XD … for those that don’t know… google translate works wonders… if you willing to search for which language… give you a tip, it’s not Russian… but close =]
я тебе люблю дуже, хлопець, хороший 1
err.. it is a form OF Russian i should say
In Soviet Russia…
Fox News is actually worthwhile to watch. >,<
In Soviet Russia bong hits you.
http://www.latestinternationalnews.com/2009/08/05/russias-obama-no-he-cant-at-smallest-not-now/
In Russia, a black man running for office is so unusual that Crima is being called “the Russian Obama.” “I like Obama as a person and as a politician because he proved to the world what everyone thought was impossible. I think I can learn some things from him,” Crima said, sitting on his shady verandah in this town of 11,000, where he lives with his wife Anait, their 10-year-old son and an extended clan of ethnic Armenian relatives.
Yo dawg, il heard you like home in fire so we put a home in your fire!
lol, i saw that on the news a while ago, few people and a bunch of animals died in the fire….I think whoever writes captions for them was bored
in Soviet Russia news aren’t in english ..
Wow looks like heaps of you have been confused by this caption.
But in soviet russia you confuse caption!
These are from the other side:
In Kapitalistic Amerika consuming consumes consumer
In Kapitalistic Amerika you are free to be owned
In Kapitalistic Amerika brains are not included when you’re born
In Kapitalistic Amerika you save your ass not a soul
In Kapitalistic Amerika Money is the name of the God you serve
In Kapitalistic Amerika crisis wakes you up from the american dream
In Kapitalistic Amerika there is nothing personal just business
In Kapitalistic Amerika your house owns you
In Kapitalistic Amerika you get your american dream on DVD
In Kapitalistic Amerika job does you
In Kapitalistic Amerika army makes a gay out of a man
In Kapitalistic Amerika you may fall as low as laws allow
best in soviet russia joke yet.
in soviet russa nobody has holmes….the government owns them all…= )
Oh Las Vegas, how you never cease to amaze.
thats not soviet russia! thats soviet vegas! lol, i live in communist city. FRICKIN AWESOME!!!
in soviet Russia girl’s f**ck you
FAIL. You “*”ed out 2 letters then added “C” and “K” at the end, when it should only be “K”, because the “C” would be “*”ed out
Good ol’ FOX news.
First It’s call Soviet Union
Second now there is no Soviet Union. Now is Russia and other 16 free countries include Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania.
Third you all now s**t about Soviet Union and comunism. You know just freedom constriction. There was a lot of awful things.
stfu