BODYBUILDING
When your mission in life is to be shaped like a uterus.
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That is creepy…..
he may be strong but damn that look at that all those veins popping out.
Actually, I think it’s the use of steroids that have the unwanted effect of swelling blood-vessels, NOT natural weight-lifting, exercise, etc
no, it`s actually the use of you`re an idiot, stop talking
Good one mate! plus neuroaster, swelling veins is natural when you are doing some hard labor intensive work (it feeds the muscles oxygen, duh!) but then I guess if you have never done a decent days work before you wouldn’t know.
Technically, the veins don’t feed the muscles oxygen. They returned deoxygenated blood to the heart.
-_- … who’s to say none of them are arteries? that carries blood TO the muscles? hmmmmmmmmm?
Really???
Arteries run deep in the body.
Veins are the only things you see on the surface.
Unless you’re a meth-head.
Anatomy-fail.
MEDIGUN PL0X
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKHURR
Creatin forces your arteries and veins to expand to be able to alow more oxyen inriched cells to pass threw. After a work out a person takes Protein and that adds in the growth of the muscles and as a nice byproduct the arteries and veins will grow as well, the more you work, and the harder you work the bigger your muscles and veins will get.
Nope, got that all wrong. Spelling was pretty rough too.
i do very natural weight-lifting and i have the same veins poppin’ out , expecially on my forearms … there is nothing to do with steroids . but u guys don’t know … the keyboard and mouse aren’t so hard to lift …
Because he has virtually NO body fat! It’s part of the sculpting. They will often dehydrate themselves before a show for even more definition. And, body sculpters aren’t as strong as guys who are actually going for strength. They look very different.
This.
Very true. Big veiny muscles does not equal strength. Guys who are strong have muscle definition, but not the painful looking muscles like freaky uterus-boy above.
Uterus Boy… One of the Justice League’s most undrerated heroes. He can expand to many times his normal size. He has very strong muscles. And, he can lose an inordinate amount of blood without dying!
Aw, dude. So wrong but so goddamn funny.
Don’t write stuff like that while i’m drinking coffee. My laptop is in danger.
If your lappy is in danger…. why are you even on this site while drinking coffee?? =P …. and whatever you do… don’t give Uterus boy the coffee… he might freak and trip out and hallucinate ._. and ramble on and on about caffine and fat ._. oh god ~runs away from Uterus boy~ NOT ANOTHEEEEEEEER!!!!
Daym that’s disgusting. Talk about taking things too far…
Agreed.
Do you think he’s trying to compensate for having a butt-ugly face?
or for something else…
Well, by the time he’s reached that point, it’s probably about gone.
Only Fat morbidly obese motherf***kers make statements like this
Sooo… People whose opinions do not coincide with your own are necessarily fat? And do I assume correctly that you are a fitness fanatic yourself?
And, just for the record, am I the only one who sees a connection between immaturity and a lack of respect for other people’s opinions?
Nope, you aren’t… and this “Tony” dude has got some serious issues… we aren’t really “attacking” the guy in the pic… just saying he looks like a goddamn Uterus… which he does… and “Tony” should be able to see that… if he ever made it to health class…. ever… He would also know that having almost -no- body fat can actually be a BAD thing for your health… it’s what helps protect your internal organs aside from your skin… muscles some, but not so much
I second this.
And no you are not.
Where are his armpits?
o_O so true
Armpits are for WIMPS!
… i wonder how the hell he puts his arms at his side O_o… looks like they would be sticking out a good foot from his body at resting position… wait.. how the hell can he beat off if he can’t even bring his arms in? O_o … and what does he f***… mice?… i get the feeling that a mouse p***y would be too big even for him >_> … flea maybe? xD
I feel like tickling this poor bastard lol
He seems to have wings instead…
now wings shall be the term for inverted armpits
Vascularity is related to blood supply. Not related to steriod use but as it is a desirable physical trait prior to a photoshoot or show, some will take something to thin the blood to help the veins to pop (niacin etc). How much shows is also dependent on how lean the bodybuilder is. Low bodyfat = visible veins.
I hate that you know this. I hate that you have now caused ME to know this.
big veins are liked in bodybuilding and these veins are nothing special.
and yes he uses streoids, you will s**t bricks when you see the difference between him and natural-bodybuilders
I dun believe its the swelling of blood vessel cause alot of people have blood vessels popping out
“Shaped like a uterus”? …what?
Oh, I think I get it. His arms and chest have an arrangement similar to fallopian tubes. You know, that is 100% the *pose* and has *nothing* to do with bodybuilding. Thumbs down!
Then the dude shouldn’t be posing like a uterus.
Please step over to the queue for clerk #27. She’s the one who issues senses of humour.
A sense of humor isn’t agreeing with what others say and calling it funny just because they went through the trouble of saying it. You’ve got “sense of humor” confused with “being a drooling idiot of a doormat.” You can keep that; you wear it like it was made for you, anyway.
Wouldn’t look a thing like a uterus if his torso wasn’t shaped like that.
Haha you just served 5150! Thumbs up!
Uterus-shaped? Is that why bodybuilders are often seen in the company of/are mistaken for douchebags?
Bodybuilding: when your mission in life is to look like an idiot.
coincidence fool
This is stupid.
Bodybuilding is a difficult and noble hobby.
Noobs just mad they can’t do it.
Difficult? Sure. Noble? Not so much.
Not really. I don’t think I’d ever want to look like that.
I’m sorry, but I would rather be as fat as I am now than horribly ugly and muscular, which may result in serious injury or death by multiple gunshots.
Difficult… sure i’ll give you that much as it is rather difficult to achieve that kind of definition on your body…
Noble?… -rofl- have you -EVER- met a -REAL- bodybuilder/sculpter? dude, they look down at you, talk down at you, treat you like an idiot/fool/moron/dumbass/worthless/have no respect for you/… (and on and on)… why? because you aren’t built like them… and over 1/2 of them have almost -no- intelligence OR real balls… they are prone to anger and have no sense of humor, like the guy above, you could be best friends with him and jokingly say “you look like a Uterus xD”… and he’s liable to rip your head off… now granted -SOME- are nice and have a good sense of humor… but those of that size? -rofl- keep dreaming dude
wtf dude? do you make stereotypes about everything like this?
I WOULD NEVER TAP THAT.
Wouldn’t even poke it on Facebook.
Wouldn’t even follow it on twitter.
yeah he wants to be a walking uterus… that or he has more drive and commitment than most people could ever dream of to accomplish something that other people mock because they cant
More drive, commitment, ego, and steroids.
And a SEVERE case of body dysmorphic disorder, much like anorexics.
Ergh! If my uterus looks like THAT I don’t want it!!
WIN!
Body bigger, brain stays same size: tiny.
i’m sure there’s a d**k in that uterus somewhere.
If you look carefully there’s the outline of a d!ck & balls on his sternum. That’s pretty weird too!
Whoa, there!
It sounds more like you’re describing a dirty video clip.
(Ha! The juxtaposition of imposing that mental image on us while censoring the text… Brilliant.)
He’s probably overcompensating for something.
But, ironically, if we could get laid, we could actually perform.
ZING!
and what’s even funnier?… “fat guys” get laid more often than morons like in the pic above…
“why is that?” you ask? … because we aren’t so busy being complete idiots and morons wasting 24/7 at a gym to impress anyone, we actually go out and MINGLE… rather than stay in a gym wondering why we don’t have groupies cuz we “ohh so buuuff… duuuurrrrr -drool-”
I love that word. “Mingle”. I Also don’t mind moderately toned people. Just not too much (of muscles). Even male supermodels is a bit much for me.
Hey fat ass or should i say idiot, actually proper term would be stupid ass because if you anything about bodybuilding, overtraining is what u speak about. Any body sculptor knowsrest periods are when u grow and any muscle shreading routine should be no more than an hour a day to prevent negative affects… and i do love going out and mingling to show off my impressive build and take home a ten whileu sit n jerk it to ur computer
I was married to a fat head jerk like this one for many years. Muscles repulse me now. Talk about self absorbed…self obsessed….egotistical IDIOTS! GAAAAAAAAAAGGGG MEEEEEEEE!!
Well then you’d love me, honey. Nothing like a muscle anywhere on my body.
And my ego is as frail as wet rice paper. It’s like, I’m perfect!
Oh yeah baby!
Are you tall?
This amuses me.
that`s so sad
cheer up though mate, i`m sure there are a lot of non-fat gays you can hook up to instead
O_o… can’t stand being rejected?… on a forum… from a comment… that was -not- directed at -YOU-? O_o… -rofl- see people? this is what i meant from the earlier post xD (as well as the post start for this mini-thread… “self absorbed…self obsessed….egotistical IDIOTS”… sound familiar?)
I’d laugh if he made a typo and meant “guys”. Chill out dragon.
don’t let one incidence or person pit you against all the bodybuilders out there. they’re not all bad
No, no, his arms should be curled downwards to look like fallopian tubes.
For a handy reference, just see the Dodge Ram logo, which looks just like cervix, uterus, fallopian tubes.
“Look how vascular i am!”
“I’ve got veins… pumping blood all over my body…”
lol
I don’t get this.. How can ANYONE find THAT attractive?! Now as a lady I love it when my bf tenses his arm muscles but I would leave him right away if he turned into such a monster!
Muscles are good – but in this case, less is more.
I’ve often wondered how those bodybuilders got girlfriends.. Not only because they look stupid, but they’re so vain, all they care about is being big (and ugly).
Nope, sure don’t get it.
i aggre this is just yuk
“…[B]ut I would leave him right away…”
That’s a nicely deep and meaningful relationship you have there. I’m very happy for the two of you and wish you all the best.
Ok, I don’t even know what those armpit muscles are, what they’re for, or how you train them. –but by the looks of things, he could kill a man with his pits.
I would rather give head to Boris Johnson than shag that abombination
His abs are really weird looking…like cardboard or something…
But I do think this is gross. I don’t really like any muscles at all
You know steroids affect how you act and most people say they turn you into a jerk..I would lay off of them dude.Also they shrink your junk so the “Thebaddestassmofouknow” is more like Thebaddestassmofouknowwithamicroscopicpackage. and in case the steroids have affected your brain a bit microscopic means beyond small pretty much invisible without a microscope.
I bet your ugly.
*you’re
And ugly is relative, like nightmare fuel.
This looks shoped :/
It’s not… don’t believe me? watch the next Mr. USA or the next body sculpt/build contests… >_> .. you think -he’s- bad… omfg wait til you see others… or hell save yourself time and Google it
HEY! Some of us are skinny weak men!
p.s. You made an error in the first sentence and by doing this you might as well have not said anything because you pretty much justified the opinions of the people you were trying to denounce.
That’s just huge…
type in ronnie coleman into google…….u wont be disappointed!
:O
alright guys calm down about the whole body-building thing. its a personal preference and hobby. Yes i get that this whole thing is a joke ( i don’t need to go to clerk #27 for humor) but u guys are making stereotypes about bodybuilders. I don’t know what you have against them. might as well hate on anorexics as well right? no. If a person enjoys exercising or wants to have giant muscles then that has entirely to do with them. its not so that they can punch the dweebs at school or work harder, its just their choice. Personally i like to excercise ocassionally becuase i like the way my body looks and want to maintain it and also so that i’m not short and horribly skinny as well. that’s all i got to say about that. otherwise… ROFLCOPTER UTERUS BODY!!
Wow…a douche bag shaped like a uterus. Ironic.
Ha ha! This one’s actually demotivational! That makes a change!
Wow, a really great guy! Looking exactly like an inner part of a human being, with which he’ll never have any contact and has to compensate for that. And i mean he’ll have contact neither with female humans, gorillas might find that attractive if he would grow some hair, nor with the body part of the female humans body with which ist connected what he desires to be. But hey, let’s be happy for him, he found his sense in life. Namely being an uterus not being placed in any women and therefore, surprise, surprise, useless!
So ugly, and yet so unappealing.
He might be big, but he does not look good at all. Its all about the aesthetics which this guy does not have at all.
That Guy: I heard you liek muscles
Girl: yeah but guys on roids are such a turn off
That Guy: oh? and why is that?
Girl: look at my boobs then look down
That Guy: oh, well is it too ealy to say that its freezing and I’m not on roids?
sense: you make none.
LAST!!!!1!!
yo dude stfu up, seriously? who wants to be like that, also, ur probably a douche bag like someone from jersey shore, that thinks its “cool” to go around copying everything and thinking its original to buy jeans already ripped and patched. your defiantly a jock, whos popular, because hes a douche bag and copies celebrities, also, why the f**k is it so amazing to be perfectly sculpted, u have prbably never really been in a relationship, go out for 2 weeks, getlaid then dump the girl, repeat, so go f**k urself u little douche bag
oh, what a picture!!
fattys y u mad?
Yet again, the comments are the most hilarious part of this demotivator.
BODYBUILDING: You’re making it gross.
I’d rather be shaped like a uterus than shaped like a douche bag!