
DUCT TAPE
anything for the perfect picture of all 5 of them
Submitted by: susanwal via deMotivational Builder
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DUCT TAPE
anything for the perfect picture of all 5 of them
Submitted by: susanwal via deMotivational Builder
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I don’t get it…
oh I couldn’t tell what was going on there
“:Points” Dunno why, that seemed creepy to me.
far right side…
More importantly… The baby has a gun…
Maybe he didn’t like getting duct taped…
Thats what i saw too.. i thought the baby was jumping out of the window holding a gun in each hand..
even though it has been explained this joke is still not very funny. even if the baby is holding a gun. its more an “oh. yeah. thats sorta funny,” kind of joke.
i had a good chuckle, i didnt even notice the gun. but imagined more of a ‘darn baby doesnt wanna stay up, get the duct tape hun,’ conversation.
I hope they remembered him there
This is one of the smartest pics ive ever seen
Its commenting on even though they’re dead, jackson fives father would still try and get pics of them
If thats what it means then. whoever made this is a genius.
just because there is no light and they appear to be dark does not mean they are ment to be the jackson five
not all black people are thesame…. and these aren’t even black
the not funny joke is the taped up baby
….which, by the way is called Michael too and is glued together….
Coincidence?
Way to make Talyor seem racist dude! I believe that was their INTERPRETATION on the photo.
Isn’t this child abuse?
You know what’s worse than the fact there are idiots like this?
The fact that these idiots can have five kids OTL
Yet more proof that evolution is bunk. Because if it was real, stupid people like above would no longer exist.
Who gave you the right to condamn other people?
Same person who made you spell “condemn” wrong.
~nods~
It looks a contraction of goddamn and condom (for insiders)
Evolution has not yet had time to weed out these people. That will take thousands of years.
And we didn’t need this picture to prove that. You’ve posted plenty already.
Is this your response to every time someone shows stupid people exist? I swear I’ve read this Exact. Same. Comment from you at least four times now.
Apparently she has evolved the ability to copy and paste.
How much do you weigh? It is hard to tell from your tiny picture but my guess is around six hundred pounds.
If you believe evolution is bunk then you must be one of those god-fearing types. I must point out that He created us in His image therefore God must have a little “Let’s poke it with a stick” mentality and a good helping of “Hey Ma’ watch this” attitude.
If this is true then God uses the scientific approach (Google it). For example, experiments = man, evaluation and improvement = “the flood”. From this you may postulate one of two things, God is a scientist or evolution exists and is the basis of science, considering that man evolves as do thoughts and ideas.
Therefore, if God is a scientist then lab coats trumps the cassock. But, if the latter is true, evolution exists and soon all the baby tapers will disappear from the earth. Either way you can sleep easy knowing that whether you believe in God or Science, mortality exists…and in the end stupid people (like above) will no longer exist
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More bars, in more places.
Goddammit, I was JUST about to say that! >:(
its duck tape not duct tape
…….ummm no it’s duct!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape#Usage_on_ductwork
yeah, but most of the tape people call duct tape, shouldn’t be used on ducts!
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/doek
Isn’t duck tape backed with cloth?
Must be left-handed…
Hey could you have not posted the original images, instead of the down-sized versions?

For those worried about the baby, this photo can be found on awkwardfamilyphotos.com and they explain that the tape is more of a harness (like tape across the chest and the ends taped the window). The child can still freely move all limbs. It is the shadow of the tape and overlap that makes this photo seem worse than it really is.
At the end of the day they still taped a baby to a window.
Alright. What some of you don’t get is that there is glass behind all five. And to get the baby in the photo, they ducktaped him/her to the wall. (I know that I thought that there was no glass and it was floating in middair xD)
No… I’m pretty sure that was just you.
You know, the more I look over this, I don’t think that’s a Baby taped directly to a window… A baby’s little shoulder joints just wouldn’t allow him to be hung there for long at all before it’d start to hurt, and if you look just closely enough, it looks like he might be in one of those harnesses that people carry their their baby around in (the kind that strap to your back or chest), and it’s the HARNESS that’s duct taped to the window.
As evidence, I point out the horizontal shadow above the baby’s left arm (right from the viewer angle). It is directly perpendicular to the sides of the baby’s torso (which are oddly, PERFECTLY parallel (as if shaped by something more rigid than cloth)), and the two projecting shadows near the baby’s hips (that look as if they might be the lower straps of the harness which have been folded back to avoid re-shaping the silhouette.
Does this re-shape the image of the parents or what’s going on here? *shrug* That’s up to you.
thank you. the child was in no danger at ANY time.
anyone who has had to sit with 3 or more young children for a family portrait knows what it’s like to get them all to cooperate.
i’m one of 9 kids and have 5 children myself. this picture had me ROFL because of its creativity and because I know what large family portraits can be like.
this was far better than mainlining valium.
Oh my god, they used a baby’s corps!
What? Is that like the Marine Corps, only shorter and cuter?
All 5 of them.. you mean all 4 an a chicken in the last box?
ha duct tap
holding midgets up since 1942
Ahh AT&T. Abusing children since 1983
Nice video…keep it up!
not a baby, it’s pedobear those kids are screwed