MORAL OF THE STORY:
You can’t have a real adventure until your wife dies.
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no you are
damn, I don’t even know who to support in this arguement, you guys both got a point
true story
true so true
So we can all just assume that you’re definitely not getting any, hm?
He just isn’t getting any from a boy scout
Touché
I thought sex while married was a rumor anyways.
Which is why I killed mine.
But he’d never have gone on that adventure if he hadn’t met his wife.
You don’t know that.
You do actually….
In the movie, he explains that he’s only doing this because his late wife wanted to.
not true he was goin to take her if u remember b4 she is sent to the hospital he buys the tickets so they can go together.
Regardless (I must have forgotten the beginning), he’s only going because of his wife.
my 11 year old brother hasn’t seen this movie yet because he said it looked baby-ish, but you people have? Wow
Are you serious? It was an awesome movie. Almost everybody I know went and saw Toy Story 3 and the Princess and the Frog, too. C’mon, have some fun.
…and your 11-year old brother dictates your life…
FAIL, do not pass go, do not go down the chutes OR the ladders, you cannot enter the mall, turn in your womancard…
Heres your SIGN. Keep it, use it, show it to everyone you meet.
BTW, you suck at life, and by simple reasoning, so does your 11-year old brother.
Dude… over win
epic burn
yes. but he didnt go until she died
I thought that when I saw the movie…
you might give some people ideas…..
Can we all just agree that the movie sucked and was super depressing? Thank you.
no
I will respectfully disagree. Yes, Ellie died within the first twenty minutes, but over the course of the movie, Carl was able to come to terms with his wife’s death and move on. I’m not saying that he will ever forget his wife (insert tasteless Alzheimer’s disease joke here), but he realized that he can have a fulfilling life even at his old age. How is that depressing? No, it was not the happiest Pixar film, but it far from sucked, at least in my opinion.
u cried, didnt you?
Didn’t they lose a baby in the beginning of the movie? Yeah, Pixar is getting kinda dark.
Welcome to the age of desensitization.
Desensitization? When you try and make your audiences cry?
I don’t quite see how that his a recent idea.
Funny… when it was less dark, Steve Jobs owned it.
(yes, the CEO of apple owned your childhood. Cry more.)
Yeah, but he’s not the one responsible for making the films. He probably just stopped the company from going under when George Lucas had it.
Now it would be time to cry if George Lucas was responsible for the films.
Actually she was just unable to have children.
Lost the baby? I thought they just found out she was infertile.
I’m not depressed when an Animator stops DRAWING a character
Don’t you remember the very very end? Where he finds her adventure book and she’d been adding to it their whole lives? And she wrote thanks for all the adventures at the end. The moral of the story is that life is an adventure. (and that it sucks when people die.)
but yeah…the first 20 minutes was super depressing.
Definition of Adventure:
Women: Marriage
Men: Everything else
funny… i thought the Definition of Adventure for men was getting laid… which you obviously haven’t experienced or you would agree… should read:
Definition of Adventure:
Women: Everything
Men: Getting laid while doing above
=D
I agree with Carlos, most little girls day pretend they have babies and getting married and playing house. Thats adventure for them.. boys pretend they are piloting space ships, being ninjas/pirates, climbing mountains. Definate difference ;D then after marrage a single guy prolly gets laid more than a married guy. The lust goes away after a few years and you just become really good friends (sometimes enemies) .
Seriously? You knew some boring little girls, dude. My sister and our friends always pretended to be wizards and lions and power rangers and ninja mummies.
But for me sex it’s just a daily base routine – basically i cannot consider it an adventure
I understand why getting laid is an adventure for you (very challenging and difficult, i presume)!
Sex with your hand, no, it doesn’t count.
Sex with someone else, is NEVER a “daily basic routine”, you would know that if you actually were to have sex WITH SOMEONE ELSE PRESENT.
So we can all just assume that you’re definitely not getting any, hm?
… O_o… i -assume- that was to the previous comment >_>;;… next time hit the “Reply” in the lower right corner of a post =P
i forget, is the kids asian, or mexican?
i still think men r better. this is y i wont marry a women. cuz i cant have fun till she dies
thanx people 4 this life lesson. now i tell my friends y i am gay. u just ruined a 10 year olds life! i hope your happy!then agen…….russel wuz pretty cute…….i want me some of him! yum y!
now thats y ill never marry a woman! cuz i then i cant have fun till she dies!thank u for the great life lesson! now i can tell my friends y i am gay! great now u just ruined a perficly good 10 year old boys life! but hey i guess itll b ok…i mean…russel IS pretty cute u know….so is brendon urie…and ryan ross…..and pete wentz! ok i change my mind! thanks soooo much u just saved my life now i know that men R better!!!!!thanx soo um do any of u happen to have brendons number…..ok them thanx!
c thats y ill never marry a woman!!cuz then i cant have fun till she croaks! Thanks for the life lesson! now i can explain to all my friends y i am gay! thanks for ruining a 10 year olds life! ok well then agean brendon urie is kinda hot….okay so is pete wentz……and ryan ross! ok actrually thanks!! u saved my life! now i know for real that men really r better!! hey does anyone know ryan, pete, or brendons number?if u do could u pleas post it thanx! = ) have a good day!
This Very Demotivational inspired from a Crazy Thing Parents Say.
And for the rest of you, the poster is FUNNY. It isn’t TRUE or CORRECT, but it wasn’t meant to be. If you didn’t see the humor in it, you too probably need to join Carlos and have sex WITH SOMEONE ELSE PRESENT, instead of trolling the intarwebs spreading your own self-loathing and misery.
Oh and, UP was probably the BEST Pixar so far, and the best animated release in the past 12-15 years. Damned if I didn’t stop the movie when Ellie died, take a few moments to clear my eyes, b**ch to the people who told me to watch it for not warning me I was going to cry, then get right back to immersing myself in a wonderful little movie. (No I didn’t wait for it to be commercially available, no spoilers to read, I watched a CAM of it the morning after it opened in theaters, I now OWN it.)
dont make fun of this movie
O.J. Simpson thought the same.
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