
SCORPION BALLOONS
Death from about face level.
Submitted by: DragonMGF via deMotivational Builder
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SCORPION BALLOONS
Death from about face level.
Submitted by: DragonMGF via deMotivational Builder
Cool, where can I get some of these? My boss is celebrating his birthday soon!
Is the fact that the balloon is upside down a commentary on the fact that indeed this will not be a happy birthday and in fact will likely be your last? Or you know balloon fail.
More like, OMFG DUCK!
Umm.. Hello? that is obviously a SCORPION, not a DUCK! Animal Identification Fail! ;p
They meant duck as in “duck and cover”. As in “lower your head to avoid incoming object.” Correction Fail.
You’re.
Correction fail.
Your = Possessive
You’re = You Are
“Lower you are head to avoid incoming object”
Double correction fail!
Jeremy wins. xD
Jeremy double wins.
It’s still a duck ;/
FATALITY
can we stop this already?
way to catch the sarcasm
both
That’s incredibly scary…
Yeah, would definitely be my last birthday. Either the scorpion would get me, or I’d have a stroke at the sight of it.
Death from above.
scorpion style.
Is that a deer?! ….Is that donkay? …
C’mon, let me see your fac-AAAAaaargghh….
Look at that man.
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4559/picture53.png
Indeed, /b/ro.
Now that is classic Anon, not the kiddie wanna/b/es invading the Cheez sites lately. I am not disappoint.
“This scorpion was a total p***y, we tried to make a man of him.”
Poor scorpion, all that ritual humiliation will just make him weaker. He’ll be the runt of the litter for the rest of his life.
Why not say that to the scorpion’s face? You both are eye level now.
Birthday scorpion is celebrating his birthday
High in the sky
Did someone open a window? I think I feel a draft…
Today is June 21st.
Today is the day this “Happy birthday with a scorpion” picture is put up.
Today is my birthday.
I’m scared.
waz u ok?
Defective balloon, scorpion…I’m starting to think you guys really don’t like me.
I’m trying to figure out if this is an April Fool’s Day birthday or one of those “What’s wrong with this picture?”. . . purposely made upside down balloon, scorpion (hopefully fake) hanging from it, Christmas lights strewn haphazardly in the background. . . WTF?
Some people do have birthdays around Christmas time… It is possible that the lights were already up and they then added the balloon.
This was the upside down birthday celebration!yay! lol
if thats a real scorpion then thats f***ing horrible, i bet that broke its legs at the very least. Your a sick c**t and i hope you get cancer and die
No airbourne scorpions were hurt while making this picture.
We can’t say that about the dude that got hit.
That is a not a poisonous scorpion. So, no death.
Emperor scorpions have low toxicity, true (they are still venomous to a degree, though) but anaphylactic reactions to them are definitely not unheard of. So… maybe death? It’s like a floaty little game of arthropod-style Russian Roulette!
Naw, he’s just hangin’ around. He’s just cruising across the living room on his own little vacation-type thing. It’s kinda like para-sailing, but it’s scorpion ballooning instead. I see it all the time.
seeing as the balloon is upside down it was probably cheap and made in China with toxic paint that WILL give you cancer.
The upside down ballon might be some kind of bait to goad people into stepping closer while looking up…