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SCORPION BALLOONS

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SCORPION BALLOONS
Death from about face level.
Submitted by: DragonMGF via deMotivational Builder

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  1. inquisitor says:

    Cool, where can I get some of these? My boss is celebrating his birthday soon!

  2. Shinoga says:

    Is the fact that the balloon is upside down a commentary on the fact that indeed this will not be a happy birthday and in fact will likely be your last? Or you know balloon fail.

  3. Banaynay says:

    That’s incredibly scary…

  4. BlackBeltPirate says:

    Yeah, would definitely be my last birthday. Either the scorpion would get me, or I’d have a stroke at the sight of it.

  5. anon says:

    Death from above.

    scorpion style.

  6. DJ-O (without D) says:

    Is that a deer?! ….Is that donkay? …
    C’mon, let me see your fac-AAAAaaargghh….

  7. Swingin cactus says:

    Birthday scorpion is celebrating his birthday
    High in the sky

  8. Avery says:

    Today is June 21st.
    Today is the day this “Happy birthday with a scorpion” picture is put up.
    Today is my birthday.
    I’m scared.

  9. nativefloridian says:

    Defective balloon, scorpion…I’m starting to think you guys really don’t like me.

  10. Alexandryia says:

    I’m trying to figure out if this is an April Fool’s Day birthday or one of those “What’s wrong with this picture?”. . . purposely made upside down balloon, scorpion (hopefully fake) hanging from it, Christmas lights strewn haphazardly in the background. . . WTF?

    • Me says:

      Some people do have birthdays around Christmas time… It is possible that the lights were already up and they then added the balloon.

  11. Tiffany says:

    This was the upside down birthday celebration!yay! lol

  12. jb says:

    if thats a real scorpion then thats f***ing horrible, i bet that broke its legs at the very least. Your a sick c**t and i hope you get cancer and die

    • caption says:

      No airbourne scorpions were hurt while making this picture.
      We can’t say that about the dude that got hit.

  13. Cow_Molester says:

    That is a not a poisonous scorpion. So, no death.

    • j. says:

      Emperor scorpions have low toxicity, true (they are still venomous to a degree, though) but anaphylactic reactions to them are definitely not unheard of. So… maybe death? It’s like a floaty little game of arthropod-style Russian Roulette!

  14. Naw, he’s just hangin’ around. He’s just cruising across the living room on his own little vacation-type thing. It’s kinda like para-sailing, but it’s scorpion ballooning instead. I see it all the time.

  15. zel says:

    seeing as the balloon is upside down it was probably cheap and made in China with toxic paint that WILL give you cancer.

  16. me says:

    The upside down ballon might be some kind of bait to goad people into stepping closer while looking up…


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