SO HE CAN CHECK WHAT THE TIME IS
with the one he’s not jerking off with.
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Third.
Third and a half.
Third and a quarter.
FIRST B!TCHES
First to call you fail!
Second!
Maradona, no es una persona cualquiera, es un loco pegado a una pelota de cuero (also his ballsack).
what’s his name?
Maradona, one of the best futbol players…second to Pelet! but boy….hes real annoying…
Correction: 1) THE best soccer player ever 2) It´s Pelé, not Pelet, and he might be the second in history. 3) No, he´s not annoying, he´s the f***ing King
Correction: 1) THE (second) best soccer player ever
no, im pretty sure that santa was right..
F*** PELE! maradona kick asses
actually Pele is second to maradona, and pele also had sex with a boy
Actually no, Maradona is second
1. Pelé had his first time with a kid: http://enunabaldosa.com/fotos/pelepibemano.jpg
2. Maradona IS the best football player of all times.
PERIOD
and ust because he is holding the kid up… typical fail… some dumbass teenagers think that just because he is olding the kid in a certain way he’s pedobear.
you are wirgth, all that u said is true
Pele lost his virginity with a young boy… Maradona was a cocain addict… does it matter? they were the best soccer players… Maradona was better than Pele, but they were both great.
Maradona? The best? You are kidding me. HE CHEATED. He hit the ball into the goal with his hand. Typical Argentina cheaters, taking dives and acting up, punching and tripping people when the ref isn’t looking. They cleat peole constantly. Never-ending. Maradona is an angry little man who’s sins are catching up with him.
And dude – it IS futbol. It is Spanish. Americans are the only ones who call it soccer (sometimes in England I think).
F*** YOU
I couldn’t care less about Maradona, but don’t go talking S**T about Argentina.
Argentina is s**t, admit it…
im Colombian, but even i found that messed up
GO TO FUC% A GOAT, we will win the world cup this year, suckers, from: ARGENTINA
Congrats for the 3rd time, while Brazil has won 5 and Italy and a bunch of teams have 4 and 3 wins… Argentina is at the bottom of the soccer food chain.
no France and England are
People, people. Be civil, I do believe we can all agree Uruguay is since the only reason they made it this f***ing far is because that Suarez guy punched the ball out of the goal so suck it.
p.s Argentina is lame.
Lol no. Go suck a d**k.
Uruguay made it that far because they have a great team and and a great DT.
Also, go f*** yourself.
No, they actually made it that far because that guy punched Ghanna’s goal out the last second and was given a red card lol
I believe you lost.
They didn’t just lose, read my post above, that’s what they got.
P.S. I LOVE YOU GERMANY!
I believe you didn’t just lose, you were buttf***ed and raped by the entire German team, while at the same time they made surprise anal sex to your humiliated mothers who were crying after they saw the shame you brought to Argentna. And that’s not as half bad as your loss actually was…
P.S. CHUPA AMIGOS!
Viva Colombia!
At least he’s not stuffing the ‘Hand of God’ down his trousers. That would be sacrilege.
Actually, its because he wants to know what time it is in Spain, where his daughter and Granson lives. Anyways, he is GOD and he doesnt need to give any explanation to anybody. MARADOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MARADOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
God my ass! (thats a sin btw) and he WAS a good person and a nrmal person before! now hes just annoying and a clown…he makes such scenes for the littlest thing! Argentina misses a goal and he acts like its the end of the world, and he gropes and kisses his players…
Pele grouped and kissed a little boy
What the f***k is wrong with you? o.O
Pele is amazing, he never shot a journalist (like Maradona), he never O.D. like maradona and he never f***ed a boy (like you) Maradona is an overweight bum and for all I care he can have a stroke while celebrating one of Argentina’s goals.
U dumbass,Pele had first first sexual experience qith a boy. He even admitted it several times in TV, so shut up. U dont know s**t. mradona is by far the best soccer player ever.
alright so what does his before futbol player life have to do with anything? Maradona was normal and a great player…but then the fame got to his head and he became retarded…he still is…hes such a drama queen! (gol by Argentina) Maradona: YES! YES! *hugs all the guys 5 times taller than him and kisses them and feels their ass* (gol by other team) Maradona: NO! NO! WHY GOD? *falls on floor pulling his hair* WHY???? *yells at players wh had nothing to do with this*
Right that’s why he had to cheat to make that goal – cuz he’s good.
still… all the other reasons… I am sorry but he scored a quarter of the goals pele did
Argentina itself is a s**thole I have beeen there already… Thanks!
gods not real in your face!!!! all hail mighty zues
spell it right next time
WTF are u saying? god doesnt exist, and if it exist, he is MARDONA!
One will be set to the time zone he usually lives in so he knows when to phone home without waking anyone up. And thats the magic ruined
Its because he can see what time it is in argentinia ( where his family lives ) and in south africa .
of course
what’s his name again?
Old midget man
win!
Diego Armando Maradona…. and you must be American.
Not everyone in the world follows every little detail when it comes to Football….
Most of my friends have never heard of him.
It’s ok, you don’t need to know much about him anyway, he’s an arrogant idiot :/ , though the argentinenan futbol team is one of the best, I hope they win today!
hes the second best futbol player ever! hes really just a clown and stupid now though…
Alejandro… it doesn´t sound like a brasilian name. It´s a shame if you are argentinian, cause you know he´s the best player ever. LTA (if you speak spanish you´ll understand)
im Colombian
and btw Diego Armando Maradona is no “little detail”…hes REALLY far from it….almost as far from it as calling the great Pele a “little detail”
Actually I’m British; you know the nationality that the world makes fun of and abuses despite the fact that we helped shape the countries into the states they are today that allow their people to then turn around and insult us.
To be honest it’s kind of like working two jobs your whole life to provide your child with a good education right the way through to college and then having the kid turn around and throw it back in their face.
I should probably point out I’m actually laughing while writing this, rather than bitter which is how it seems to be coming across, at least in my mind. Aah well, the feeling of superiority.
he was responding to TCB
GB did not put nearly as much work into developing the Americas as the first Americans did. The people who came here took everything they had and worked their asses off to live here and make it self-supporting and even profitable (GB never would have colonized anything if it wasn’t damned profitable). So it’s more like sending your kids to another country to start up a new branch of the family company, then after it is successful and your grandkids are running it (most Revolution-era ‘colonists’ had never even been out of the US lands), you demand more of a cut than they can pay and they decide to cut ties to save the company they are committed to.
Are British people really still bitter about the Revolution? Because the Americans got over it long ago, or else we’d still like the French better. Here’s another thought: Americans are just as closely related to the British people at the time of colonization as British people today are (hilariously American English and RP are both a far cry, dialect wise, from the English of the 17th century).
Making the blanket statement “makes fun of and abuses” about Americans is just as rude as Americans saying “all those people in England do is drink tea and say things like ‘stiff upper lip’”. Not all Americans feel the same way, just like not all British people are the same; personally, I have a high amount of respect for Britain and it’s history and culture.
Of course, Europeans in general constantly espouse we are all fat, stupid, and taking over the world by not stopping McDonalds from franchising in other countries, so I don’t know why I still have faith that people in other counties might be able to look past stereotypes themselves, despite demanding that Americans do so.
The world makes fun of Britain? No, I think the world makes fun of the US, generally speaking. Britain is like an old lady remembering the good old days.
F*** yeah!
AJAJAAJAJAJAJ! WIN
REALLY?
you helped shape the countries into the states they are today?
let me say two words for you: Falklands War
FALKLANDS ISLANDS ARE ARGENTINIANS
LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS
You complete t#t. Do you homework. We have had the Falklands for nearly 200 years, before that the French controlled them for decades. The intervening period between French and British control was indeed held by Argentina. For each of the six months they were in control of the Falklands the Argentine Government had to send a new representative out there with a new Argentine flag because every month the locals killed the Argentine leader and burned the flag. The Argentine Government was incapable of maintaining civil obedience there, Britain went into fix the situation. And guess what, they did.
And then Argentina decided a century later that they wanted them so launched an attack. You cannot attack a peice of land with severla hundred people living there who wish to be British rather tha Argentine and expect it to just be handed over. No country has the right to just show up and turf the people off the land they have lived on for a century and supposedly reclaim it. If you could the Celts would have free reign over the entire North-western Europe, the Turks would have control over the entire central section of Europe and Mongolia would control the second largest territory on the planet.
agree…
ves lucas? esto que pone Bob es la realidad. Informate y despues sali del calefón, payaso.
“No country has the right to just show up and turf the people off the land they have lived on for a century and supposedly reclaim it”
i know it´s not your fault, but that phrase sounds strange coming from an english person…
lucas, sos un pelotudo. sabelo.
y soy argentino. asi y todo, sos un Señor Pelotudo.
antes de opinar cualquier cosa LEÉ.
asi y todo, maradona es mas que pele.
Well, I’m argentinian and I totally hate Maradona. He was an amazing player at his time, but now he’s just a stupid dude who says and does things to make us look bad, really. And I hate the fact that everyone says he’s a god. I mean, yeah, he was great, but that doesn’t make him a god.
Y enserio muchachos, dejemos de joder con lo de “las malvinas son argentinas”. Los ingleses las ganaron y les puedo asegurar que los que viven en las malvinas jamás quisieron ser argentinos…
THANK YOU!!
I love you! Thaks for pointing that out for those who don’t understand, he was a good player but to be honest I think Pele was truly better… scored way more goals, played way more, was more humble, won the “Athlete of the Century” award by the International Olympic committee and “Footballer of the Millenium” by FIFA
YEAH! GO AWAY U RATS! we dont want u here
Actually wasn’t it England that tried to colonize the world and force other people to their way of thinking? Isn’t that a bit like slavery????
Marranona
The truth is that he does that to always have the timezone of the place where her daughters are.
That’s public and well known…
Time in argentina and south africa… LOL
He’s got a watch on both hands so he can check the current time in South-Africa and the time in Argentinia.
/captainobvious
So he can watch with both hands if it’s still there
Well,his name is Diego Maradona one of the world best football(soccer) players in the world and he is having 2 watches to keep the time required for the half and full time in the match.The referees use the same trick in the case of a watch stops…and as long as I remember all men scratch the area between their legs sometimes.
That’s diego armando Maradona. And he has 2 watches because in one he has the time of the place he is in and in the other the time that is in his daughters cities.
He uses 2 watches so he can check what time is it where they daughters are, in case he feels like phoning her.
(that’s the real reason)
so he can look what time it is while he is looking what time it is
He’s looking a bit like Gimli these days
http://blog.jameslist.com/2010/diego-maradona-prefers-double-hublot-wrist-watches/
“While not a daily occurrence, Diego wears two watches mostly when he travels. It isn’t because he can’t decide on just one watch to wear each day, but rather to have two different timezones. Yes, most of you will quickly point out that there are plenty of watches with two (even more) time zone indicators on the dial, but this is how Maradona prefers it.”
he checking for testicle cancer
You should too!
Be aware of you’re testicles!
Calling Maradona “a little detail in football” that’s very gringo
lol WIN
I believe that what he is actually doing is touching is left testicle, it’s an argentinian custom to prevent being jinxed or having bad luck in an important moment (like a world cup football match).
i think those pants are just choking his balls
he’s jacking off to Messi’s amazing ball skills. That or he just saw a clip from when he was in the world cup
He started doing this when he was far from his daughters
Todos ustedes putos LA TIENEN ADENTRO!!! AGUANTE EL DIEGO!!!
the man’s a genius…..never again he will spill a drink trying to see the time!!!!
first, If you werent there during the war over las Malvinas.. dont talk because wikipedia is not a good source of information.. England murdered tons of young boys brutally during that war and thats why theyre hated
anyway, Maradona is dramatic because he is Argentine, all argentine men are dramatic, specially with soccer, also in Argentina is not uncommon to hug and kiss your male friends, unlike here everyones a homophobe………
The Argentineans deserved it… picking a war against the Brits…
he kiss them to show that he apreciates all of them, and u, Shizzle ma Nizzle, i hope u die in a slow and painful death
I am glad that those Argentinian kids were murdered in a slow and painful death…
Nice. I hope Brazil go to a war and your son had to go there. Maybe you’ll rethink this word.
I am not Brazilian, yet Brazil is loved worldwide, they make sure to keep peace in the world, like attempting to make peace treaties with Iran and the US while your little Maradona goes to Cuba to hang out with Castro and his terrorist/ communist buddies. Congratulations, you guys ask for war, you get war!
btw LTA
HAHAHA !! WIN !
LTA !
This is demotivational for every team except Argentina…
Go Argentina !!!
MARADOOOO !!!! MARADOOOO !!!!
Let me introduce D10S to all of you
let me not care…
Wheres Dios? is he gonna come down and FINALLY strike down Maradona? FINALLY! THANK YOU GOD! one less drama queen to worry about
MARADONA IS A GOOD PLAYER! He is second to Pele tough, I am sorry but even Pele won the “Athlete of the Millennial” by the IOC Maradona can be second, but young people usually like Maradona because they haven’t seen Pele play… too young.
yes! and im young too! i watched it and my parents told me about him
Your parents told you about Maradona or Pele? But to conclude my point both were really good but Pele was far better.
Pele…F*** MARADONA
THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU ALEJANDORO FINALLY SOMEONE REALIZES THIS S**T, and by you name I would say you’re from a Spanish speaking country which is great since most spanish speaking people love Maradona.
but they have heared that he had sex with a lil boy
well thats some stupid joke that little kids make up. Not really true, if he had “admitted it” like people say he did, he would have already been prosecuted.
no it wasnt, you cant deny it, stupid pedophile
you’re a stupid pedophile, no one here rapes babies, go be an ignorant gringo that doesnt know s**t and is too immature to understand the difference between reality and rumors…
P.S. Suck on Brazil’s 5 stars and Italy’s 4 stars…
COME ON first? ….. dude Pelé is named THE KING for something …. that goal was with the hand … glorious cheater u mean…
This is proof Maradona cheated… I got videos from Argentineans and Brazilians to get all perspectives.
Argentina
Brazil
Branco, la tenés adentro.
WIN!! jodanse giles!
Fookin’ Maradona. The Hands of God need watches!
He has two watches beacuse each of his two daughters gave him one. It’s kinda sweet…. ._.
Two watches are used to measure stoppage time in a soccer game.
I think he was one of the best players ever tho even if he was a coke head
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i love Pele! hes THE best futbol player ever!
FYI pele started counting his goals from back when he was playing amateur matches. I’m no pro soccer player, but I must have around 200 goals, if I’d count like pele
pele’s first time was with a little boy
Pelé wasn’t the first man to score 1000 goal, check your info man.
Pelé was not even the half player Maradona was. He played beautiful. He was an artist. It’s like compared Shaq to Jordan or Magic Johnson. Pelé missed almost all World Cup in Chile 1962 and Brazil won the WC even so. Maradona played w/ 10 bricks disguised as a footballers and make them win it anyway.
He cheated? Pelé broke a argentinian player nose once. And break another player leg. That’s cheat.-
no, he started with his team in Brazil, Santos, thats when they counted, then in the MLS New York Cosmos, and his national team
DIOS MIO, un argentino que no dice que Maradona es dios! Te amo.
“que la chupen y la sigan chupando” taht is for u motherfuc%er
lol ^^
Yeah, professorially he was… Brazil is and always was an amazing team best of all time. Argentina is never gonna catch up to our 5 stars. YOU check your info and stop being a dumbass, Maradona cheated when he gave Branco, a Brazilian soccer player water with Ruphies… or however you spell it, so he would be sleepy in the soccer pitch… he even admitted it on TV. Maradona can go die of a heart attack when celebrating a Messi goal. And I will go to his funeral and spit on his grave.
He didn’t do that. It wasn’t Diego, was trainer Bilardo and Galíndez.
You wanna know what cheat is? Look at Luis Fabiano double-handed goal against Ivory Coast.
Check Tulio’s hand in Copa América 1995.
Check Rivaldo’s and his women-like acting in 2002.
You think Luis Fabiano meant to hit the ball with his hand: Rivaldo~s “woman acting”? All soccer players act like women when they are foules,these my friend is not cheating since they were accidental (except for Rivaldo) while Maradona putting drugs in Branco’s water is on purpose, he should be penalized by FIFA for changing the outcome of a match.
so what?, we are talking about football skills, not abot his personality