
FRIENDS
use them resourcefully
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FRIENDS
use them resourcefully
Submitted by: andrea.roberts17 via deMotivational Builder
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that would hurt a lot, a loooooooooooooooooooot
*fires*
Oops, sorry about your butt, my friend.
What patch is that? Sort of looks like the South Dakota National Guard.
British Army. The rifle is Accuracy International Arctic Warfare, I believe a L115A1. A British sniper recently set the world distance record for confirmed kill with one of these, at over 1.5 miles
L96A1 ~ AWM (Those are the common video game names for the rifle)
Actually, I believe that was a Canadian, shooting ammunition given him by an American team.
Wait, I stand corrected. Looks like the British Sniper beat Furlong’s record last November.
Those would be British Army. Can’t tell you which regiment as I can’t see the cap badge.
“Hey buddy, since we’re friend and all, would you mind if I use your ass as a rifle stand? Great!”
“Your gun is poking my face mate”
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THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS”
“thats not my gun
“AH AH AA AHH HAPPY THOUGHTS
even in the army there are bullies that use you like a tool (in this case a rifle stand)
PAUSE
“Dude what’s up with the flash light…………no wait eeeeewwwwww!!!”
I don’t get it.
don’t worry it’s not just you, I have no idea the relavance of that statement either
*facepalm* The acting as a rifle stand has his face almost completely pressed in the other guy’s crotch.
Is this what our troops are up to??? Target practice? lol!
hey i wish some of my friends had thos typ of beneffits i mean sometimes vibraders get boaring! and hey he makes a kick ass rifle stand to! god how could life get better? ; )
hahaha, PRO
Resourceful!
Those guys are almost gay enough to be Greek Spartans.
Well the the Spartans were some of the most badass dudes in history. So I guess thats a compliment. I feel bad for the people that are playing Xerxes army if thats the case. (and I’m not talking 300, that movie was such a hard core fail I STILL want to slap people for its creation)
Okay, now I get the whole thought process behind “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”.
So he couldn’t have faced another direction?
You have a nice ass. That’s the kind of ass I could rest my rifle on. No you perv, I meant literally!!
He’s polishing his gun while his friend fires his rifle.
Oh god, I hope they don’t miss and whoever their shooting at can fire back.
As a service member, when I saw this I burst out laughing! This can’t be any branch of the U.S. military; just being in this pose with a same-sex ‘Battle Buddy’ might spark a ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” investigation!
(I believe the Army actually uses that term, Battle Buddy, according to a friend of mine who is in the Army Reserves. We say “Wingman” in the AF)
I don’t remember having one of those fancy living rifle stands when I was in BMT…
Yes the army uses battle buddies (Yes, the US army and your local elementary school are both on the buddy system.)
I asked my brother, who is with the Guard “Is this what a Battle Buddy is for?” He said yes, and that he’s done that, but with less suggestive positioning.
First off I hope his buddy stand doesn’t have gas and make the shooter miss the shot enough to give them away.
Second, being a veteran of combat in Iraq, you use what you have to survive out there.
Third, the buddy’s face is priceless.
If it works…
must suck getting killed by that
Watch out for return fire!!
wonder what would happen if they added tracer rounds and an industrial sized can of baked beans to this tactic….
Human tripod FTW
Did he get the shot? If so… meh…
Hey just to let you know. that position wouldnt hurt the guy on the bottom at all. all it does is stable the rifle so you get a more accurate shot. and fyi im in the NAVY(U.S.A.) so i do know what im talking about.
I really wanna try that but i’m a 249 gunner… someone would be pissed.