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CHASTITY BELT

demotivational posters - CHASTITY BELT

CHASTITY BELT
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Submitted by: tekno000 via deMotivational Builder

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  1. Gamemasterjd says:

    Nice one! lol

  2. ElemWiz says:

    AHAHAHA!

  3. II says:

    you aint got no pancake mix

  4. Creatura says:

    Yeahhh…no. If a guy doesen’t like Trek, he’s not going to be my boyfriend. And no, I’m not fat and ugly, I’m italian and good looking.

  5. Tiffany says:

    lol! Very nice! We need to bring the chasity belt back into play!!!

  6. Abigail says:

    LOL! Very nice! We need to bring the chasity belt back!

  7. smitty says:

    anyone who rated this down is probably 35 and living in his parents basement and watching star trek right now trying to convince himself thats he’s gotten laid before.

    • Tony says:

      Ah, yes… stereotypes…

      How inaccurate they can be.

      You do realize, of course, that a large portion of the world’s scientists and engineers grew up watching Star Trek?

      I assume you also realize that some of the most successful members of our society ALSO grew up watching Star Trek?

      And most of these people have wives and families and do not still live with their parents?

      Yeah.

      This image fails at being funny.

  8. TheyCallMeTomu says:

    It may have evolved, but it’s clear that it’s not…

    Wait for it… WAIT FOR IT…

    The NEXT GENERATION of chastity belts.

    ::Set on fire::

  9. mog says:

    HAHAH, My sister actually bought me one of these years ago. I admit I like star trek, but I never wore it, it is too geeky even for me. PS married with two kids here.

  10. Jonathan says:

    Did it evolve into a belt buckle?

  11. ER says:

    finally! a poster to stop these starnerds.

    And there aren’t that many techie rich dudes that get laid whenever they want.

    This is definitely hilarious!

  12. ClassifiedTSBBR says:

    Shouldn’t the Caption be “SLASH-tity Belt”?

  13. silver says:

    It’s only a chastity belt if worn by a male. If worn by a female, it works in reverse.

    • Carrie says:

      Not entirely true….. If I saw a guy wearing this, and he wasn’t a total troll, I would seriously consider going out with him… that being said, I was raised on Star Trek and Star Wars, so I’m a bit of a fangirl.

    • The awesome guy says:

      It works twice as much if the female is hot. If they aren’t as attractive it’ll still work in reverse, it just wouldn’t be as effective.

    • trekkie47 says:

      Ahh. Good. Justification for wanting one of these.

  14. ER says:

    it should be called a “Will-never-ever-see-real- TITY” belt

  15. cyanoid says:

    I’m 17, I weigh 95 lbs, and I’m not a virgin. And I would totally wear that belt buckle.

    for those of you who are saying it works in reverse for women, my boyfriend would get that much cooler if he wore this, and if I wasn’t in a relationship I would totally date someone I saw wearing this.
    The problem with assuming a nerd won’t get laid is that it means you’re assuming all nerds belong to the same gender and are straight.


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