THIS GUY
Is the smartest homeless man alive.
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He has to get people to shake on it before it’s a proper bet.
I wouldn’t. Eeww!
Yeah. Saying “I’ll bet you” doesn’t seal the deal; it only expresses willingness. Unless someone says ok, then reads it, no dollar for you, Booger.
DAMN IT! why do i keep reading it
I’m glad he found work as the spokesman for creditreport.com. He looks much cleaner on TV.
i thought the same thing
Ha!
Tough times for Eric Estrada. I guess the CHiPs royalties finally fell off.
he looks more like one of the brady bunch boys.
That’s what I thought too! Who was the middle one? He looks like the middle Brady boy.
LOL. I wonder if that actually works. Hmmm…
“the smartest homeless man alive” ?
Which begs the question… If he’s so smart, why is he homeless?
He’s got $1 the wrong way around anyway. I’ll just say to him I’ll charge him $10 everytime that I read the sign.
I would look at him, smile, and say “I don’t have any dollar signs on me.”
not giving to the homeless on basis of a grammer mistake…
Grammar. Besides, it’s spelling, you know, the same stuff you failed.
If you were the smartest homeless man alive, you would know.
I’ll bet you all the money you have you’ll read this post.
damn…
Do you take Visa?
LOOOOL, im gonna tell a friend, who wont read it. You will own him all your money dude
In which case your friend has all my winnings including all your money. I say we rob him and split it.
fine. u get my £2.50
Suppose I’m in debt…
i’ve seen a different homeless guy do this before.
“If you see a homeless guy with a witty sign, he hasn’t been homeless very long: REAL homeless are too hungry to be funny” – Chris Rock.
You sir, have won the internets!
No…Chris Rock has!
He is also Peter Brady.
Too bad he’s the fifteen thousandth to use that sign.
I wonder how the news that that sign works gets around? Do they have secret homeless conventions? Bum-i-cons? Or do all homeless have the ability to communicate telepathically to maximize their income of change? Perhaps the “Night of the Living Homeless” from South Park is like a locust swarm: when bum populations reach a critical level, they form a hive mind through their telepathic communication and go on a rampage throughout America.
Truly, this sign provides us with many questions in the subject of bum research.
What’s going through my mind is if they were that smart it would say “I’ll bet you your house you’ll read this sign”. Trying to earn a measly $1 at a time seems to me they’re lying in the gutter and not even attempting to look at the stars.
Yeah, but if he did that, he’d have very little money to support the house with, and thus would lose it quickly. If he sold it, he could get money off it, but that wouldn’t be much in this market. Therefor, the sign should read ‘I bet you your job, all your money, and your house that you’ll read this sign.’
lol, true. But… what if another homeless guy looks at the sign? All he’d get is another cardboard box. He’d probably be broke (still), and he’d still be homeless.
I think we’re starting to make inroads here into the complex realities of the vicious circle of homelessness.
LMAO @ bum research!
“This is the right cheek, this is the left cheek……”
Also, he’s Peter Brady.
YOU REPEATED YOURSELF! THAT IS JUST LAME
How will I ever go on without your approval and esteem?
win. M just got pwnd
Agreed. +2 internets for Jason. Aw heck, 1/2 internet for you, too. I’m feelin’ generous.
I actually had to check the comments b/c I couldn’t go on without seeing if someone else thought he looked just like Peter Brady. So thanks for the boost, Jason.
Damnit! Now I have to give this guy a dollar!
…Wonder where he lives…
Seattle Im guessing. I knew the kid next to him. Vash, his name was. Cool kid. Got hit by a freight train.
If he’s “the smartest homeless man alive”, why did he miss the apostrophe in “you’ll”?
Also, his “g” looks like a nine
And, by writing “I’ll bet” it’s implied he means that he will make the bet with you, not that he has by proxy. If they can afford cigarettes, they make decent money panhandling.
He reminds me of Peter Brady.
The cigarette caught my attention as well. If they have enough of the basics covered to be able to dabble in luxuries, then they don’t need my money.
Cigarettes aren’t really a luxury if one is addicted.
Actually I had a friend who when he didnt have change or singles, would give bums cigarettes instead.
Poor Donny Osmond – I hadn’t realized his career had gotten quite this bad!
Does he take paypal?
Double or nothin’ I won’t pay you.
You win again, clever homeless guy
is that the guy from the freecreditreport.com commercials? the ones with the silly jingles.
Damn that was what I was gonna say. Maybe this is before he got his singing pirate job.
Not a bad scam lol! Definitely dollar worthy!
Reminds me of a time when I saw a homeless woman holding a sign saying “Bet you $1 you won’t read this sign”
I’m sure she had her… reasons… for writing that…
It should be “One of the smartest homeless man alive”
actually what he is doing is against new york’s gambling laws…
i checked, yes im that bored
Ok you win!
If that was me, I would have a trained monkey beside me with a little sign that says “God hates liars” or something like that…
Dang it, now I owe that man a dollar……
no hes not smart at all another homeless man already did that he copied
I’ll bet you $5 you’ll lose The Game
I hate you.
And I just lost yesterday too…
I swear I know that dude on the right…
He should have the $ sign before the 1.
“I bet you $1 you’ll read this sign”
No, he’s not the smartest homeless man alive, because many homeless men have written a sign as such. But he is impressive, since he probably doesn’t have the internet, where many pictures like this have been posted on Very Demotivational.
I guess there is life after the Free Credit Report Dot Com commercials.
Amazing how these “broke” and “homeless” people can always afford markers.
I would have thought a sign with “I Bet You Can’t Hit Me With A Dollar” written on it would be pretty smart…
Wait a minute!!! Homeless people cant afford to smile!!!
hmm why not? you dont need a roof above your head to be happy, that other homeless dude is probs his friend, and if the streets is your home, you know quite some people:P
Damn, foiled again! where’s his address so i can send him the money i owe him?
I saw one in oakland “bet you cant hit me with a quarter”
2nd smartest panhandler. 1st smartest I’ve seen read “Bet ya can’t hit me with a quarter.”
*eye narrow* … Well played, sir.
I would give him the dollar, just for that… Come to think of it, I owe that man a dollar, wonder where I can find him? And an even more pressing question, wonder how he would feel about me potentially spending tens of dollars to go and give him the one I owe him?
Here. You’ve won one dollar sign. Oh, you wanted $1? Well, next time write that instead! XD
It isn’t reall that smart. It says he bets $1 that you WILL read the sign, not that you have read the sign. So if you’ve read it already you probably won’t read it again because of the bet, making you win the bet.
If you really want to break it down into technicalities then he still wins. His sign does not specify a certain time frame that you have to read the sign. So by your logic the target person reads the sign. This sets the bet up. Now that person goes on their happy little way and then at the end of the day goes home. They sleep, wake up and begin their daily routine again passing the same corner. The see the man with the sign again. That sign is big enough that when you see him chances are you’re going to see the sign and the words on it again and in a momment of forgetfullness you read the sign. You lose the bet. And for those that never read the sign again, no one wins and no one loses in that scenario because of the lack of a time frame being established.
I know a girl who did this at Bonaroo this year. She got like $60 in one day
i should try this sometime
YOU JUST GOT PWNED BY A HOBO
man…i owe someone a dollar…
i didnt read it i only watch it =)
I’ll bet you $20 your sign will have bullet holes in it
Nobody thought about leading a class of illiterates past the sign? It would be worth the dollar to tell him he has to pay each of the illiterates. Wipe that smile right of his mug.
That would be rude.
Funny, maybe, but definitely rude.
the smartest homeless guy was the one that wrote “i bet u cant hit me with a quarter!’
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lol
spread it