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If you’re going to be moronic and claim “first” (like the 5th grader you are), then at least contribute something. Moron.
jealous
your just mad because you ended up as second, loser :>
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mad confirmed
trool’d
Hey, he contributed the first comment.
Eat me and Some guy…oh lighten up…it’s an LOL website, not exactly the center of intellectual debate.
I dont want to eat you or some guy vickster…
^ Perfection has been achieved.
She’s maybe wearing jeans or sport shorts with a tied drawstring under her skirt? I know if you wear jeans that are too tight, the part where the button is sticks out.
That button’s ready to pop then, lol
isn’t it just her zipper?? :S
No. She’s really happy to see you.
She?
Just keep telling yourself that and everything will be ok . . . *shudders*
Or maybe she has a penis.
“She” has a penis?
or baby tries to escape
It’s called being transgendered. Nice to see prejudice is alive and well.
Being transgendered doesn’t exempt people from having to put away their awkward boners.
welcome to the internets
That’s a condition that a person inflicts on himself. I have no sympathy.
ironically the person your arguing about probably could.
I believe it.
BELEEVE IT!
We make fun of all genders that have a random erection in a picture. Also, considering we’re not seeing anything to support that it’s a transgendered individual, I’m not sure I believe that. I see a transvestite here.
Take the stick out of your ass and realize that EVERYONE gets made fun of at some point for something embarrassing. Stop trying to limit humor to knock knock jokes.
so if she went missing would we have to put her picture on a carton of half-and-half?
I hope not. Kids drink that!
SHEMALE ALERT, SHEMALE ALERT!!!
Wrong angle and shape. And relative size. As you can see, there is a ridge going straight up from it to her waist. Obviously a stiff zipper on a pair of shorts.
No sir, what we are seeing here is the attempted hiding of the boner. That “ridge” running up her abdomen is most likely the classic attempt to hide this erection by tucking it into “her” waistband. The lower lump of course…the twins. Trust me, I once played a doctor on television.
Sorry, no. The “poke” is in the wrong position for it to be a d**k tucked up in the waistband. Also, I’d like to know where you’ve seen the freak with a square-edged pecker…
why are you bringing logic to the internet? that’s like trying to douse a fire with cabbage!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH my dad says that all the time
The ‘boner’ is a pistol tucked in the waistband of the pants.
Women have hairy arms unless they shaved, waxed, or plucked it.
Now you shouldn’t be fuddled.
“Women have hairy arms unless they shaved, waxed, or plucked it.”????
You have my sympathy for having to know someone in that situation. The hundreds of women I have met in my life have never had to shave or wax their arms. Usually there are very light and tiny and soft hairs, but nothing to remove…..
A transwoman will lose her erectile capabilities after being on estrogen for awhile. Most are impotent by 8 months give or take.
That said, going to go with drag or CD, or possibly intersex (a condition often still called by its archaic name “hermaphrodite). The pre-op idea is a bit unlikely; most of my fellow tgirls will at least half ass attempt a tuck, so even if she were just wearing too tight of a garment the bulge would still be down, not forward.
how close did you look?
It’s a shemale or something. Heh-heh-heh-heh!
Lovely to see that prejudice is alive and well, hmm?
Honey, how would I be a mommie if I were a dude?
The wonders of science?
After many close up views and a metiulous search of other akward bones, I have come to the conclusion that this creature is actually a woman with a penis, commonly known as a “chick with a d***” or it’s scienentific name “transvesite” They are a rare species that is unable to reproduce
Obligatory IT’S A TRAP
The answer lies in the arms. Two manly arms and a third leg. Or maybe the lady has just got some weird appendages….
Look at the hand, the arm hair, the posture, and the obvious chub. . . that’s a guy in drag.
my god look at those arms, is she/he a man? manboobs
Yeah, but ‘her’ arms look very manly too… ?
Manbewbs?
Moobs.
Girdle fail?
Seems reasonable that a girdle would be no match for that beast..
Urp….
mommy, why is the top half like you and the bottom half like daddy?
“She” sure has a lot of hair on her arms… and knuckles…
what is this i dont even…
What do you mean? i dont even…
I accidentally my lunch.
I always my lunch on purpose.
has anyone ever be decided to even go as far to?
it’s justin bieber’s sister
It’s Beiber’s future is what it is.
win!!!
No, it’s justin beiber without her disguise!
omg!! u r sooo right and cool!!
lame…
He is undercover to better understand the female mind. or is just a weirdo you choose its still a weird picture
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few awkward boners in… oh wait.
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There is another option-maybe she’s wearing a supersized cotton menstrual pad in her underwear,a bad choice when wearing a tight fitting,light-coloured skirt.There’s a reason why tampon ads invariably zoom on the model’s public area while she’s wearing tight white jeans. Tampons do avoid the problem of a girl having a padded lump in the crotch of her grandma undies and allow her to wear briefer,thong-type knickers. If she doesn’t like tampons(not all girls,particularly ones with retroverted wombs find them comfortable) she needs to wear looser clothing ie a dress when she has her period.
Or she could be a bloke. But option A seems the more likely explanation.
Sorry if this is TFI for the boys reading this but there u go!
or maybe she has a penis.
isn’t gender defined by what ‘appendages’ you have… there
so it would make more sense to write:
or maybe she has a massive clit
“sex” is defined as “your equipment,” gender is “presentation and identity.” So, a “transman” = Female->Male transperson. It’s polite, and bodies are just shells anyways.
I have worn pads whilst wearing tight clothing and not once has it made me look like I have a boner.
that’s the last time I look at THIS site (double tequila in 3-2-1)
Am I the only one here that KNOWS it’s a guy?! Honestly people, try looking at more than just the skirt. what female do you know of that has a beer belly and guy arms and guy hands? seriously. this GUY is just a cross dresser. He even has man boobs – no girl that I know of would let the shirt material bunch under their boobs – we always pull the shirt down a bit so it doesn’t do that, it makes our boobs better. Also note the adams apple that you can see at the top of the picture on his neck.
oh ya, and girls know better than to wear a white bra under a white shirt.
i’ve seen some women (who had been women their whole lives) who had beer bellies, man arms, and small breasts for their frame. it happens. i’m most likely to go along w/ Interwebbie’s guess. if a pad crumples up or turns sideways it could look like that.
You see a person with manboobs, a adam’s apple, manly arms, manly hands, a beer belly and a boner-looking bump and your conclusion is : “it’s obviously a girl with a crumpled up pad!”
Do you Ockham’s razor? Common sense, perhaps?
Still, awkward boner is awkward…
I have a beer belly and hairy man arms . . . and yet I’m female . . .? Then again, I’m obvious, I have a rack the size of Canada.
It’s a trap!
It’s a fap!
Holy crap!
Admiral Ackbar approves
*very* awkward.
SURPRISE!!
I have never seen arms that manly on an actual female. My vote goes for crossdressing guy. It still might not be a boner, he could be wearing shorts underneath the skirt, but I don’t think it’s a girl.
hahahahaha
AH MAH GOD!!! It might just be a dud impersonating a chick to get in there, idk…
BTW I can’t get my posters to upload onto the site, anyone know where I’m going wrong? I make the poster, but it won’t let me upload it from the main Cheezburger site, and when I try to upload it from my pictures, it doesn’t come up on the “Rate New Stuff” section. Help?
^^^SELF FAIL
[might just be a DUDE impersonating...]
How do you upload pictures on here? Copy pasting a link or uploading from my documents doesn’t work…srry
Women are famous for asking `Does my bum look big in this?`.
Cross dressing men should also be asking `Does my boner look big in this? ` before selecting a different outfit.
i do think its a woman….but i have no explanation for that………..thing…
Pistol in the waistband of the pants.
its a man look at those hands, those are man hands, and theres hair on it or that could just be my laptop screen
I hate to tell you this, but most girls are at least somewhat hairy and not all of them shave/wax/Nair.
thats what i thought too, only that girls have less and thinner hair than guys… why wouldnt anybody get that?
Obligatory “What can be seen cannot be unseen” O.O
maybe she is a boy…
you only have to see the hair in his arm…
Whatever the issue, it seems to be contagious. Check out the person next to her/him.
Maybe it is a guy, looks like some kind of frat party…
Guča…
As long as the conversation is about cars, I don’t mind.
Or trailers for that matter
Wait…pre-op or post-op?
Hermaphrodite. It comes from Hermes and Aphrodite, who were said to have a child with both genders in one body for reasons I cannot recall, but undoubtedly seem to have been made up by a person smoking a massive amount of pot.
you people all know way to much about penises.
a guy that don’t know about penis would be strange…in other word…
Y U NO HAVE PENIS
If you look properly it seems they have put a skirt on the wrong way round that is the zipper that should be at the back of it you can see the seam stitching at it.
but if u look closely the girl in front has the same thing
I see that. I wonder if they’re shoplifting?
When I was a kid, I refused to wear jeans because when I sat down, the crotch part bunched up and looked like I had a penis. I told my mum this, and she said “honey, people will know that you don’t have a penis”.
(I am a girl)
Whoa what is that?!!? It’s gotta be a medical device of some sort!!
Pistols aren’t medical devices. You fail.
You clerely haven’t seen my love-gun. It knocks people unconsious in 0.57 seconds flat.
You’re clearly a lightweight.
haha and thats how you keep alot of people busy for a looong time x)
It’s a man, you can obviously tell. Arms, shoulders, even the hips are too manly to be a woman. Probably a costume party or someones prank. Hell could be a come as you are, and this guy likes womens clothing. To each their own.
f**k you all
kudos to u for scrolling right down here, but im afraid u just lost…myname
Ugh. I refuse to get pulled into… THAT… again. Jog on, kthxbai.
“And I am a female and I have never had a pad bunch up and look like a penis.”
I’ll bite — how did you keep ‘em from bunching up/turning sideways/creeping forward (or creeping up your bum)?
Dude looks like a lady!!!!!!!!!!