YOU KNOW YOU DRANK TOO MUCH
When you wake up beside Sarah Jessica Parker
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i eat babies
so do i, the orphaned ones are the best, aren’t they?
i like mine BBQ style
I fatten my up, Hansel and Gretel.
selamat, anda pertamax
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you f***ing fail d**k face
sorry you came in second at the special olympics
-sad face-
well at least she looks better now
and I kno Ima douche if I sya FURST
Huh? Sorry, I can only read English.
It seems you can’t read that either.
NOOOOO D:
You people are so wrong for Insulting that Beautiful Horse by comparing it to that Beaknosed Freak Parker..
In fact, I felt kind of bad for the horse
You’re right, that’s kinda insulting for that little foal here… Adorable how they’ll do any tricks as babies
Looks more like Hillary Clinton to me.
looks more like John Kerry’s daughter I would think
It’s defiantly Barbra Streisand
yeah, look at that nose.
I think you’re right.
LOL
you know, the fact that she might be part of a witch bloodline astounds me. and the supposed beak nose… @_@;
AWWWW!!!
Kinky
Freak
i actually lol’d
Hilarious… One of the best demotivational posters ever…
i would say that the horse looks more like a beauty queen compared to Sarah Crappyca parker!
I suppose he drank too much Colt 45.
ZING!!
Really though, such a cute picture.
you need to be taken out back and flamethrowered.
That thing is FAR cuter than SJP.
I hate SJP because every time I search for info on the (actually good looking) Jessica Parker Kennedy I have to dodge SJP stuff.
Aww it’s so cute! The guy isn’t half bad either.
I agree, this is an adorable picture!!
Why do so many people hate on Sarah Jessica Parker? She never claimed to be a beauty queen or fashion model, she’s an actor/comedian; she’s married to another smart, funny entertainer; and she’s better looking than any of you.
i think you lost your sense of humour – you might want to go look for it :p
Right… because you know exactly what each one of us looks like
None of us claimed to be beauty queens either, and there you go hating on all of us.
We’ve seen what she looks like, so we can have whatever opinions we like.
You haven’t seen what any of us look like, so you can’t have an opinion regarding our appearances.
Your turn, Pot.
I don’t think anyone here *did* claim she’s a beauty queen or a fashion model; as far as actor/comedian, she’s just not good at either of these things. Plus, she looks like a horse, hence the joke.
People hate one her because they dislike her, just like any other public figure. Opinions! They’re fun to have!
You seem to be under the hilariously misguided impression that she is both smart and funny- and you also fail to realize that, at most, 5% of the world wide population looks any more like a farm animal that she does. I really doubt that EVERYONE who hates Sarah Jessica Parker is in that percentile (in fact, if you think about it, those people are probably the only ones who like her, since she aptly represents that you do not need to have looks, talent or any sort of identifiable personality to succeed in show business).
Your move, black.
does nobody get the joke? (click my name)
ahahah i would have laughed if it said HORSE, but now i almost pissed myself _O_
The foal is beautiful…Scary Messica Parker looks like Witchy Poo, one day her nose will meet her chin.
OMG lol! This a mess! what else did he do to that poor animal!
Actually, I had a foal that needed 24×7 care; so I DID sleep with her like that. (No, my wife didn’t object).
Yay! I hope its okay, if it needed 24/7 care.
Whoever made this poster stole the joke from tosh.o…..
I’m sick of you people that think everyone else stole from Tosh.0.
That’s not to say that he steals his material, but someone else would have said it before he did at some point.
It seems to be general consensus anyway; you ask somewhat what Sarah Jessica Parker looks like, and they’ll probably say she looks like a horse. Or maybe a foot.
Poor Ferris Bueller.
Genius! Wasn’t ecpecting it to say Sarah Jessica Parker… lmfao
on a sheetless bed no less
Flicka had never before been faced with the prospect of a canter of shame.
Nice job stealing a Tosh.O joke.
congrats i think you are the only other person to realize this
*sigh* yet again:
http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
I am pretty sure that “Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse” has been around a LOT longer than Tosh.0…a LOT longer infact.
OH, SNAP!!!!
That’s awesome. Seriously awesome.
::sopranos:: “OHHHHhhhhhhh!”
Why the long face?
Hey hey hey don’t insult the horses! they are sposed to look like that!
At least he didn’t wake up with Scrappy Doo…
Daniel Tosh beat you to this joke on Tosh.0 … last year.
Funny, but it’s a damn shame that no one noticed that the same joke and picture was on Tosh.0 the other night
so you failed to look up before posting this, as more people posted the fact that it was on tosh?
and both of you fail to realize that this site is as least 2 years old:
http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
Wow, she’s such a whor…..se.
possibly one of the best comments from the “How many comments we can make in 20 seconds” bit ever xD
That’s a good burn!!
It’s been a long time since I’ve typed lols and meant it. sheer brilliance! I tip my fancy hat to you
LOL @ your name. Nice Simpsons reference.
Actually SJP is not bad looking at all..from the neck down.
Aww, this picture is cute, actually. n.n
And the colt is much cuter than Sarah Jessica Parker. >.>;
If I had a cute pony like that I’d be more than happy to snuggle up at night with it.
AAAHHH! SARAH JESSICA PARKER! EWWWW WHY ISN’T HER FACE BLURRED??!!!!
next april fool’s day i am so doing this with my dad.
he’ll flip out – in Spanish!
LOL I know this guy XD he made that pic for a joke and posted in a facebook group, now people keep reposting it, even here XD
just wanted to be the 69th comment. :3
Awww look at that poor man…He’s not sick, he’s just feeling alittle hoarse…
Thats cold as ice.
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oh no someone else got it
Aww, all these people being cruel to the poor foal, can’t they see it has feelings?
I mean, that’s only the worst insult in the world, calling it SJP!!
LOL
Last!
Oh Really..? :troll: