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YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

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  1. Jacobo says:

    BOOBS
    Doing it RIGHT

  2. Finwe says:

    Erection… ure doing it… can you still have it?

  3. ND says:

    My first thought upon seeing this: He must be really rich!

  4. superevilgeniuswhowantstodestroytheworld says:

    dude must be super rich. also, viagra

  5. meowcat2 says:

    Golddigger!

    • Geisha_Girl says:

      Ditto! Gross!

    • jamisings says:

      You know, some women are naturally attracted to older men.

      Why is it okay for Ashton Kutcher to be married to a woman old enough to be his grandmother, but when a woman is with an older man she must be a golddigger?

      Hypocrites.

      • Cool_Trainer_Mike says:

        None of those people said it was ok for Ashton Kutcher to be married to Demi Moore. Stop arguing things that were never said. Neither is ok, they’re both weird.

      • Amir says:

        It isn’t okay for Ashton Kutcher either.

      • Sarah says:

        Damnit, there I go being a hypocrite again…I need to get ahold of myself!

      • The Amazing Rando says:

        Ashton isn’t really a golddigger because he’s a famous actor too and doesn’t need Demi’s money. Plus, Demi doesn’t look like the guy in the picture. Thirdly, that relationship is insane.

        • TDTD says:

          There are some people who are never satisfied with the amount of money they have. There are also people who care nothing for money. Also, a lot of women are attracted to older men, mainly because such women are attracted to the maturity that is associated with age. Not all attraction is based on physical beauty.

          • Epictrollisepic says:

            You know, I’ve always been one to be attracted to beautiful souls.

            But that, is just off the meter for me. Meh, one woman’s grandpa is another woman’s husband.

          • Karen says:

            Just because a young person dates an old person doesn’t mean the old person is rich.

            I’m dating a guy 11 years older than me (not nearly as much as kutcher and moore but still) and I think he has less money than me lol.

          • Steve says:

            “Also, a lot of women are attracted to older men, mainly because such women are attracted to the maturity that is associated with age.”

            Or they have daddy issues.

            And age is no indicator of “maturity”.

      • gopher says:

        Well it goes the same way from the other perspective. People seem to think that it’s perfectly fine for an older woman to be with a younger guy, but if an older guy is with a younger woman then it’s wrong and he’s only with her for her looks.

        Some men are just naturally attracted to women in their 20s – early 30s.

        Hypocrites.

      • II says:

        i never thought it was ok for them to be dating, specially since her kids are around the same age as he is.
        and this isnt “older men” this guy is at least 60 while the woman is clearly in her 20′s

        • TDTD says:

          You’d be surprised, what with all the anti-aging products out there. Not to mention that some people naturally look much younger than they really are. Case in point: My Writing 101 teacher (technically professor, but IDFC.) looked like she wasn’t a day over 23. She was actually in her mid 30′s. And I’ve seen 40 and 50 year olds who look like they’re in their mid 20′s and 30′s. Don’t assume anyone’s age by how they look.

      • zeb says:

        make me a sanditch woman

      • tommmm says:

        because demi moore is super hot. have you ever seen strip tease?

        • Kamahl says:

          Yes, but have you seen Demi Moore’s bush. My God, that thing is huge and untamed! It’s wrong on so many levels.

      • Geisha_Girl says:

        I’m in a relationship with someone 7 years older – that’s not gross. A (maybe) 30-year-old with giant implants and a teeny bikini with a guy who looks to be 80 – that’s more than likely golddigging.

        None of us can say for sure what the situation is, jami, but we are all allowed to have opinions about it.

        • Geisha_Girl says:

          After looking at the pic again, no, the woman is definitely older than she’s trying to look. Mid-40′s maybe. Still doesn’t make it any less gross.

      • waffleiron says:

        cuz shes a friggin BABE.

      • shin0bi272 says:

        just like how some men are attracted to young girls.

  6. bolomkxxviii says:

    If you enjoy covering your nose with plastic. Personally I like natural even if it doesn’t provide as much shade.

    • TDTD says:

      And your assumption that they aren’t real is based on…?

      • JO says:

        I’m going to answer for bolomkxxviii: the fact that her boobs are practically floating, if they were actually that big naturally, they’d be sagging past her bellybutton

      • Mel says:

        TDTD, I can think of better ways to out yourself as a virgin than posting questions like that!

      • STRAWBERRIEZ says:

        The fact that they are about the same size if not larger than her head. My friend has boobz that are 44f and you DONT want to see that in a swim suit. They are almost to her knees (citation needed)

      • Kluliss says:

        …umm, the internet?

        *is very belated*

      • Kluliss says:

        She doesn’t have the Quatro-Boobio effect of wearing a small bra going on – if your boobs are that big, and you try to wear a little triangle bikini top which is resting part-way up the breast? There is no way it’s going to sit perfectly and not dimple the tissue. Real boobs that large contain fat, not helium. Sorry :/

  7. V says:

    boobs: you’re doing it fake.

    Lucky old guy…..

  8. Homer says:

    Money
    He’s got it. Lots of it.

  9. Nightwatch says:

    I have dated women 20 years older than myself, and my wife of 15 happy years is 19 years younger than I. Age DOES NOT MATTER, there are far more important things like respect, affection, and love. If you are all hung up on age, it is you that is juvenile, no matter how old you are.

  10. aaawww…he’s cleaning her bellybutton with his tongue!
    <3 that's lub!!! <3

  11. Doomathon says:

    Can you spot the Millionaire? (though i’d rather look at the boobs)

  12. Theserenity says:

    B00BS!

  13. AlanJM says:

    I say “good for him”!

  14. must squij boobs
    look at her nipples also

    • ThaSilentNinja says:

      what straight male didnt notice the nipples?

      • Captain Obvious says:

        Funny what nipples do when you over stuff the water balloons to the point of near-breakage.

        Nice abs she has too… though… I think he is either short or forgot how to do a proper motorboat, or he is too high to have other sorts of mutual fun.

        Another creepy one is Tom Cruise and his wife. Demi and Tom Aston and Katy is still weird though, just not by age. Actors are freakshows by nature. Take personalities compelled to be anyone but themselves, add fame = freezer full of frozen cats or a $10,000 a day drug habit.

  15. pandasneedtivo2 says:

    this guy is at least 60 while the woman is clearly in her 20′s
    =======================================
    really? she looks at least 40. just in good shape. while he does look considerably older i dont find it wrong because they are clearly both in on it together. even if it is just for the money. most older men who are with older women know why those women are with them.

  16. pandasneedtivo2 says:

    with *younger* women… sorry

  17. badgarok725 says:

    i think that he needs someone to cover the back of his head, that way he doesn’t get sunburn

  18. purpleheadedyogurtslinger says:

    Who is this girl?

    • Kamahl says:

      Looks a little like Kristen Bell to me…. but then I remembered Kristen Bell doesn’t have those huge of tits. BAZINGA!

  19. Helion says:

    Why shouldn’t he rub his solar panel in them, I’m sure he paid a lot of money for those :-)

  20. JoeL says:

    Boobs, you’re overdoing it.

  21. reference says:

    who said she gave him permission? He is just some old perverd as far as I care.

    • Vincent says:

      Her hands are resting on his shoulder, she has a bit of a smile (seemingly slightly surprised, curious) and unless the water is very cold she seems to be full of anticipation of what else is to come.

      Though the water likely is cold, she doesn’t seem in a state of “GET IT OFF!!”

  22. Ho Lee Fook says:

    Is that actor Robert Duvall?

  23. wood says:

    lots and lots of ppl here giving their opinion on another’s relationship without knowing all the facts. I am thinking that as long as they are happy it is not anyone else’s business. Nice boobs too.

  24. Chris says:

    Wait, there is a guy in that photo? I don’t see him.

  25. Deez says:

    Why yes that is Robert Duvall & he’d probably stomp the ass of anyone talkin’ smack about his young snatch after he finishes motorboatin’ the tittays he paid for. He’s about the closest thing to John Wayne as we’ve got left folks…

  26. Anon says:

    Here’s the proof that money won’t make you happy, it will buy it with two beautiful boobs

  27. Arkansas says:

    Wait, there’s a guy?

  28. The Queen says:

    The only older men I am attracted to are Brent Spiner and Alan Rickman. This guy… ugh, idk how she does it.

    • Kamahl says:

      “She works hard for the money, so hard for the money. She fakes it every night so she won’t have to make it herself.”

  29. Lathon says:

    my woman are totally going to have jugs like that, or perhaps even some inches larger, nyah

  30. lightningrod says:

    And yes if your not up to it VIAGRA WILL make you , can that young filly last that long, will the old geezer have a heart attack, maybe but it will be worth it , specially if she the beneficiary on his will.

  31. xenoangel says:

    I can haz bewbez naoh?

  32. Jon says:

    Gotta start dating younger women earlier in life too! My girlfriend turns 9 tomorrow!

  33. David says:

    Maybe it’s his granddaughter o.o?

  34. Lucy says:

    Totally fake. Too big, too round, and not sagging at all. Real breasts that size have to sag a little, and natural breasts aren’t that round.

  35. ReallySuxToBeU says:

    She’s drowning him u blind twats.. using boobs as weights

  36. Sophie says:

    What’s up with all the people who thinks those boobs are pretty! O_o
    Fake boobs looks completely akward. The size has to kinda fit the body size, you know? Otherwise it just looks out of place..

    Fake, yes. Many people mentioned the fact that they’re not saggy. But it is a biological impossibility to have boobs that big to a body that slim. Fat evens itself out, for females mostly around the thighs, hips and arse. For all of her (lots, it seems) fat to be placed only at the chest? Nuh-uh :P very non-sexy.

    • I says:

      Don’t think so. Awkward is spelled with an extra double you, not akward.
      And I have a friend with size es. She’s shorter than me, and about my weight without her boobs.
      My friend who is a size c wears a size 0 in pants, and it’s a problem finding a bathing suit. she has to take two different pieces from a set for it to fit right. She looks really good, too. Lucky her.

  37. disgusting says:

    Slut; you’re doing it right! (Don’t like being called a slut? Don’t dress & act like one!)

    Women – you can be more than an object! You’re better than that! Stop putting up with this garbage and demand the respect & equality you deserve!

  38. what a fail says:

    SLUT
    You’re doing it right!

    If that’s all you have to offer, you’re a fail & should be put out of your misery. Thanks for doing your part to keep women in the gutter as sex objects!

  39. khug says:

    Isn’t the man Dennis Hopper? He looks like one of those old actors to me? And the woman looks like she is older than 20′s, maybe 35-40ish with a rack job.

  40. moppymoxxy says:

    FAKE your doing it rite

  41. baka says:

    i wish my body looked like tht but i wouldnt waste myself on old guys.

  42. Slaine says:

    He’s just enjoying what he paid for. :D

  43. kJ says:

    Fake boobs are gross :s

  44. jack says:

    this is model jenna bentley and she is only 21

  45. TRISARAHTOPS says:

    Reminds me of one of those creepy movies about sex crazed fish mutants or something,,,Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  46. lilPoodle says:

    Nasty…


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