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BOOBS
Doing it RIGHT
MONEY = BOOBS
BOOBS = P***Y
P***Y = SCORE
so
MONEY = PANCAKES
you aint got no pancake mix!
OMG RWJ <3
Shut up, Fenton!
Fake boobs, doing it wrong.
“fake boobs”
who cares just enjoy
“fake hard boobs”
not the same, no enjoy
“fake hard boobs”
Still boobs ENJOY!!1
Hmm just going to add a vote against fake looking boobs, since we’re gathering opinions…
If they’re tangible, they’re real.
Erection… ure doing it… can you still have it?
Just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there can’t be wood in the fireplace.
this comment made my day
his wood is long burned out
She’s trying to suffocate him so she can get all his monies. Derp.
If I were suffocated by boobs, I would die a happy man.
Seconded.
^this
^agreed
I felt left out…
Thats because you died osama died of headshop
I love your profile picture xD
*dies laughing*
You would be dead by the time you posted tis dimwit! =P duh
You have won all my internets good sir.
*madam
My first thought upon seeing this: He must be really rich!
*barf
Agreed.
Thirded.
Please, oh please, tell me this is photoshopped. Also, anyone got any eye bleach to spare?
I fourth this notion. Oh, and here’s some eye bleach *pours Clorox over eyes and hands bottle to no_need*
dude must be super rich. also, viagra
Golddigger!
Ditto! Gross!
You know, some women are naturally attracted to older men.
Why is it okay for Ashton Kutcher to be married to a woman old enough to be his grandmother, but when a woman is with an older man she must be a golddigger?
Hypocrites.
None of those people said it was ok for Ashton Kutcher to be married to Demi Moore. Stop arguing things that were never said. Neither is ok, they’re both weird.
It isn’t okay for Ashton Kutcher either.
It’s not okay for him. At the age of 22-years-old, I say it should be okay for me. She’s hawt.
Shes is fake as well.
Damnit, there I go being a hypocrite again…I need to get ahold of myself!
Ashton isn’t really a golddigger because he’s a famous actor too and doesn’t need Demi’s money. Plus, Demi doesn’t look like the guy in the picture. Thirdly, that relationship is insane.
There are some people who are never satisfied with the amount of money they have. There are also people who care nothing for money. Also, a lot of women are attracted to older men, mainly because such women are attracted to the maturity that is associated with age. Not all attraction is based on physical beauty.
You know, I’ve always been one to be attracted to beautiful souls.
…
But that, is just off the meter for me. Meh, one woman’s grandpa is another woman’s husband.
Just because a young person dates an old person doesn’t mean the old person is rich.
I’m dating a guy 11 years older than me (not nearly as much as kutcher and moore but still) and I think he has less money than me lol.
“Also, a lot of women are attracted to older men, mainly because such women are attracted to the maturity that is associated with age.”
Or they have daddy issues.
And age is no indicator of “maturity”.
Well it goes the same way from the other perspective. People seem to think that it’s perfectly fine for an older woman to be with a younger guy, but if an older guy is with a younger woman then it’s wrong and he’s only with her for her looks.
Some men are just naturally attracted to women in their 20s – early 30s.
Hypocrites.
ALL men are attracted to women in their 20s.
And of course he is not with her for the looks, sure. . .
i never thought it was ok for them to be dating, specially since her kids are around the same age as he is.
and this isnt “older men” this guy is at least 60 while the woman is clearly in her 20′s
You’d be surprised, what with all the anti-aging products out there. Not to mention that some people naturally look much younger than they really are. Case in point: My Writing 101 teacher (technically professor, but IDFC.) looked like she wasn’t a day over 23. She was actually in her mid 30′s. And I’ve seen 40 and 50 year olds who look like they’re in their mid 20′s and 30′s. Don’t assume anyone’s age by how they look.
make me a sanditch woman
You are so sexist. Are you a fudgin’ idiot? If you still believe that all women belong in the kitchen, you are an ass.
Fine.
Make me a sandwich please?
Well, at least you’re polite and have grammar skills. Still, no. You know where the fridge is.
But you know how to make it better than I do…
i wanna know why your trying to insult me (i hate zeb.) and i have yet to see a sanditch
Is that a sand ditch, or a sand itch?
you know i really dont know instead of saying sandwich i always say sandich i am not sure on the spelling
Fail. If you’re going to be sexist, at least learn how to spell ‘you’re’ correctly.
Yeah!
because demi moore is super hot. have you ever seen strip tease?
Yes, but have you seen Demi Moore’s bush. My God, that thing is huge and untamed! It’s wrong on so many levels.
Ye, I second that opinion… I don’t like trees on the ski slopes either.
I’m in a relationship with someone 7 years older – that’s not gross. A (maybe) 30-year-old with giant implants and a teeny bikini with a guy who looks to be 80 – that’s more than likely golddigging.
None of us can say for sure what the situation is, jami, but we are all allowed to have opinions about it.
After looking at the pic again, no, the woman is definitely older than she’s trying to look. Mid-40′s maybe. Still doesn’t make it any less gross.
cuz shes a friggin BABE.
just like how some men are attracted to young girls.
If you enjoy covering your nose with plastic. Personally I like natural even if it doesn’t provide as much shade.
And your assumption that they aren’t real is based on…?
I’m going to answer for bolomkxxviii: the fact that her boobs are practically floating, if they were actually that big naturally, they’d be sagging past her bellybutton
Not necessarily. I’ve met girls whose breasts were almost that size, and they couldn’t have had implatns.
TDTD, I can think of better ways to out yourself as a virgin than posting questions like that!
Nah. I’m just tired of people seeing large breasts and always assuming they’re fake.
The fact that they are about the same size if not larger than her head. My friend has boobz that are 44f and you DONT want to see that in a swim suit. They are almost to her knees (citation needed)
…umm, the internet?
*is very belated*
She doesn’t have the Quatro-Boobio effect of wearing a small bra going on – if your boobs are that big, and you try to wear a little triangle bikini top which is resting part-way up the breast? There is no way it’s going to sit perfectly and not dimple the tissue. Real boobs that large contain fat, not helium. Sorry :/
boobs: you’re doing it fake.
Lucky old guy…..
Money
He’s got it. Lots of it.
I have dated women 20 years older than myself, and my wife of 15 happy years is 19 years younger than I. Age DOES NOT MATTER, there are far more important things like respect, affection, and love. If you are all hung up on age, it is you that is juvenile, no matter how old you are.
And you sir have just explained the entirety of teh Internets. Most of the people here were barely alive 20 years ago, let alone dating.
And yet your name is nightwatch so I highly doubt your married buddy. Have a nice day!
So wait, you’re married to a 15 year old?
ya, i didn’t get that either, i guess he means he’s married for 15 years
Way to catch up Nonameneeded, P, and bentheiii.
aaawww…he’s cleaning her bellybutton with his tongue!
<3 that's lub!!! <3
You’re wrong. It’s obviously a free moustache ride in the making.
Can you spot the Millionaire? (though i’d rather look at the boobs)
B00BS!
I say “good for him”!
must squij boobs
look at her nipples also
what straight male didnt notice the nipples?
Funny what nipples do when you over stuff the water balloons to the point of near-breakage.
Nice abs she has too… though… I think he is either short or forgot how to do a proper motorboat, or he is too high to have other sorts of mutual fun.
Another creepy one is Tom Cruise and his wife. Demi and Tom Aston and Katy is still weird though, just not by age. Actors are freakshows by nature. Take personalities compelled to be anyone but themselves, add fame = freezer full of frozen cats or a $10,000 a day drug habit.
And if I was rich? Move to Pakistan and have 12 other summer/winter homes across the world.
motorboat those badboys and you’ll knock your teeth out. baaaaaaaaad implants = S
I’ll take natural any day!
this guy is at least 60 while the woman is clearly in her 20′s
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really? she looks at least 40. just in good shape. while he does look considerably older i dont find it wrong because they are clearly both in on it together. even if it is just for the money. most older men who are with older women know why those women are with them.
with *younger* women… sorry
i think that he needs someone to cover the back of his head, that way he doesn’t get sunburn
Who is this girl?
Looks a little like Kristen Bell to me…. but then I remembered Kristen Bell doesn’t have those huge of tits. BAZINGA!
Why shouldn’t he rub his solar panel in them, I’m sure he paid a lot of money for those
Boobs, you’re overdoing it.
who said she gave him permission? He is just some old perverd as far as I care.
Her hands are resting on his shoulder, she has a bit of a smile (seemingly slightly surprised, curious) and unless the water is very cold she seems to be full of anticipation of what else is to come.
Though the water likely is cold, she doesn’t seem in a state of “GET IT OFF!!”
Is that actor Robert Duvall?
That’s 21 year-old Playboy model Jenna Bentley and her 68 year-old millionaire boyfriend, Ben Brown. Pics here and here.
I stand corrected in an earlier statement. Thank you.
okay… now that I’ve seen all the photos I want to barf. The one didn’t bother me so much, but after seeing the linked slideshow I’m done. Bleah!! That guy was 47 WHEN SHE WAS BORN!
That is a lucky man.
lots and lots of ppl here giving their opinion on another’s relationship without knowing all the facts. I am thinking that as long as they are happy it is not anyone else’s business. Nice boobs too.
Wait, there is a guy in that photo? I don’t see him.
Why yes that is Robert Duvall & he’d probably stomp the ass of anyone talkin’ smack about his young snatch after he finishes motorboatin’ the tittays he paid for. He’s about the closest thing to John Wayne as we’ve got left folks…
Here’s the proof that money won’t make you happy, it will buy it with two beautiful boobs
Wait, there’s a guy?
The only older men I am attracted to are Brent Spiner and Alan Rickman. This guy… ugh, idk how she does it.
“She works hard for the money, so hard for the money. She fakes it every night so she won’t have to make it herself.”
my woman are totally going to have jugs like that, or perhaps even some inches larger, nyah
So I’m assuming you’ll be paying for them?
I love you.
Love you.
And yes if your not up to it VIAGRA WILL make you , can that young filly last that long, will the old geezer have a heart attack, maybe but it will be worth it , specially if she the beneficiary on his will.
I can haz bewbez naoh?
Gotta start dating younger women earlier in life too! My girlfriend turns 9 tomorrow!
That’s… disturbing news.
Wish her a happy birthday from me!
Maybe it’s his granddaughter o.o?
Totally fake. Too big, too round, and not sagging at all. Real breasts that size have to sag a little, and natural breasts aren’t that round.
She’s drowning him u blind twats.. using boobs as weights
What’s up with all the people who thinks those boobs are pretty! O_o
Fake boobs looks completely akward. The size has to kinda fit the body size, you know? Otherwise it just looks out of place..
Fake, yes. Many people mentioned the fact that they’re not saggy. But it is a biological impossibility to have boobs that big to a body that slim. Fat evens itself out, for females mostly around the thighs, hips and arse. For all of her (lots, it seems) fat to be placed only at the chest? Nuh-uh
very non-sexy.
Don’t think so. Awkward is spelled with an extra double you, not akward.
And I have a friend with size es. She’s shorter than me, and about my weight without her boobs.
My friend who is a size c wears a size 0 in pants, and it’s a problem finding a bathing suit. she has to take two different pieces from a set for it to fit right. She looks really good, too. Lucky her.
Slut; you’re doing it right! (Don’t like being called a slut? Don’t dress & act like one!)
Women – you can be more than an object! You’re better than that! Stop putting up with this garbage and demand the respect & equality you deserve!
OH shut your hole, you jealous POS.
SLUT
You’re doing it right!
If that’s all you have to offer, you’re a fail & should be put out of your misery. Thanks for doing your part to keep women in the gutter as sex objects!
Isn’t the man Dennis Hopper? He looks like one of those old actors to me? And the woman looks like she is older than 20′s, maybe 35-40ish with a rack job.
FAKE your doing it rite
i wish my body looked like tht but i wouldnt waste myself on old guys.
He’s just enjoying what he paid for.
Fake boobs are gross :s
this is model jenna bentley and she is only 21
Reminds me of one of those creepy movies about sex crazed fish mutants or something,,,Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Nasty…