THIS WILL SAVE YOU FROM ZOMBIES
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Says you. The FDA hasn’t done nearly enough testing to determine that, and you know it.
Yeah, they really need to start testing the effects of mary jane on zombies. Either it will slow them down and make them not care as much about eating your brain, or they will get the munchies and eat more brains than they normally would that day.
The first effect, slowing them down, =good
Second effect, more brains =bad
My luck turns good into bad…
Therefore, mary jane+zombies=more brains
more brains=bad
therefore mary jane=bad
While I appreciate your logic model Goose, the fact is that your deductions are not based on any observation, with which to back it up. I agree with the earlier statements. There really needs to be more testing as to the effects of marijuana in order to stimulate a rational debate. Unfortunately, there is too much of a stigma surrounding marijuana for there to be even the most rudimentary study of the effects of marijuana.
All illegal substances are dangerous. Partly just because they are illegal.
Illegal substances are untraceable, and unreliable. This means that you actually have no idea what is actually in it… Too often, much of what you’re paying for is actually some kind of “cutting” substance, which is sometimes very toxic.
Only BECAUSE they are illegal, you still “mary jane” comes straight form a plant so there is about as much chance of it being “cut” with other crap if it were legal than tobacco is now. alcohol seems much worse at affecting the mind but I don’t care either way I am not being forced to smoke or drink, why should I force someone in jail for having it?
Opium comes from a plant too! Why don’t we legalize all their derivates too? Since two drugs are legal why don’t we just legalize a 3rd one.
You have the two worst arguments for the legalization of pot.
Most of the derivatives of the opium poppy are legal. Morphine, Codeine, Papaverine, Thebaine, and Noscapine are all used in medicine and are all derived from the opium poppy.
well, awesome demotivational
this will not save you from zombies. someone on the tail end who knows what they’re doing will save you from zombies. also, how are we to know whether or not marijuana is to zombies like holy water is to vampires?
why is it the worst argument? DO you get off telling people what they can or can’t do why do you give a damn? no ones forcing you to smoke anything why do you have to imprison anyone for having stuff you don’t like the idea of? and these like ALL drugs can be useful as trueMetis said all those useful drugs, and I believe I read that marijuana can help alzheimers, but you’d probably let people suffer.
people dont question the positive benefits of pot or other drugs, we all know they are there. It’s just that there are perfectly legal and better medicines out there to treat the same things. so sorry but your argument is complete bulls**t.
the perfectly legal medicines cause more problems than they solve, problems that people are prescribed more medicine for, which starts a vicious cycle. Marijuana’s long and short term side – effects are as follows: Munchies, Relaxedness, Short term memory loss, paranoia due to the fact that everyone and their dog will be out to get you incarcerated for having rejected the status quo, short term memory loss, and an open mind to new ideas.
Marijuana is illegal because pharmaceutical companies can’t patent a plant.
You forgot the side effect that all mind altering substances have, and thats eventual resistance build up which will cause you to do it more often and in larger quantities until you can’t get anything from it anymore forcing you to quit and go through withdrawl(?) or go to other substances which cause more problems and can evetually kill you.
How is that any different from Alchohol or Tobacco? Anyway I love England. We can get a hold of Weed and possession isn’t an instant jail sentence. Seriously? Jail for possession? Alchohol to over 21s only? America you need to chill out a bit, lighten up you’ve got the most normal president you’ve had in years, roll with it!
can’t reply to you evil penguin, so i’ll reply to myself. I didn’t say anything about alchohol or tobacco, never said marijuana was worse in fact i’m pretty sure marijuana is a hell of a lot healthier in the long run.
Hi, perhaps you have never needed to be on any “legal prescription” medication for more than a month or two, but the majority of prescriptions have horrible side effects, are highly addictive, allow your body to build up resistance, have horrible side effects and will kill you. A friend of mine works in a city toxicology lab and gets samples at least once a week of someone on Ambien who decided to go for a drive or swim in their swimming pool while still asleep. p.s. if you are wondering how their story ended, they didn’t wake up later and have a laugh about it. The problem with illegal drugs is not the fact that they are more dangerous than the legal ones. It is entirely a moral issue.
on a side note though, a Minigun (M134) is not legal for private possession by the NFA in 1968. In the US that is, which is where I am assuming the poster is referring to. although technically if any older (pre 1968) miniguns had found their way into private hands you could buy them legally for the price of a large house. But finding one, and convincing the owner to sell would be 1,000 times more difficult than legally obtaining pot in California
Uhm, I’m sorry but marijuana isn’t physically addicting the way alcohol or tobacco is, it’s mentally addicting in the sence that it helps process emotions and that particular function stops working if you go cold turkey, so basically you can’t feel feelings after so long, unless you wean yourself that is. Mary Jane is mostly beneficial medically and mentally when used responsibly.
> the perfectly legal medicines cause more problems than they solve
Whereas pot, because it is magical, does not!
AWESOME LOGIC CHAIN DUDE!
Except, it’s not a chain. You stopped the train of thought before it actually got anywhere. Choo Choo.
Its true. Legal medications often have a very high risk of the user becoming addicted along with harsh side effects to the persons liver. The chance with happening with pot is much lower and you would have to almost be always stoned for it to have this effect.
Well, since a zombie’s brain is not oxygen-dependent, the marijuana would have no way to reach it.
Wouldn’t the slowing down effect give the survivors more time to escape from the zombies before they start to become more hungry?
at least the brains they eat willl be properly baked
yeah but to use those guns u need pot to make the zombies want to eat people
circle of life
In case no one pointed this out to you, zombies aren’t real.
I also disliked this specific post.
With enough marijuana they are.
touche. which is why we’re lucky that these are legal, for when we inevitably smoke “enough” marijuana.
So…smoke marijuana until zombies appear, then pick up the gatling gun and blow them away?
In that case…it’s impossible to be saved from zombies WITHOUT marijuana.
Good point.
Ahh, but only because zombies only exist WITH marijauna.
We all live in the Matrix, don’t we?
Of course it’s legal. What the makers of this picture fail to realize is that that gun is an airsoft/paintball gun. Totally ineffective against zombies.
Yep, thats what I was thinking..
It might put an eye out. But then, if that worked, we could just use BB guns.
miniguns are legal… didnt you know that? google something. learn it. stops you from pointing out a mistake that doesnt exist.
I think you replied to the wrong comment…
I hope you are being sarcastic, because otherwise your stupidity is mind numbing…
how about this, say Zombies are real and you give them Marijuana in exchange for not eating our brains, wouldnt that save us?
No.
In case no one pointed this out to you, that gun isn’t actually legal: http://www.guncite.com/gun_control_gcfullau.html
it is legal if it was made before 1970something, there’s a weird law that that make that possible……
maybe its legal to own, it still isn’t legal to shoot people with it…
Zombies arent’t people. At least I don’t think so.
not if it was manufactured, but if it was registered as privately owned before 1968. The law is the NFA. most miniguns prior to 1968 were early models mounted on helicopters, so I doubt more than a dozen of them exist that are legal for personal ownership, and none of those were designed to be carried. it’s easier to obtain legal marijuana in California than to get your hands on one of these in even the most NRA supporting state.
so if it’s illegal to sale them(The 1986 ‘ban’ on sales of new machine guns does not apply to purchases by law enforcement or government agencies. ) your source.
is it illegal to make them?
police do not have the manpower to stop people from making guns because they are fairly easy to make (and without a rifled barrel they’re hella inaccurate anyway). i’ve heard it’s legal but check laws in your area to be sure.
Its legal to make guns (not pistols or ‘short barreled rifles’), hell its free to send in designs for FDA approval. You would think they would put like a 500 dollar tax or service fee or something.
If you are sending in your gun designs for FDA (Food and Drug Administration) approval I have bad news for you…
If I were running the FDA, I would definitely charge everyone who sent in gun designs to me.
You consider something that takes a 200$ registration fee and a background check to own illegal? By this definition my german driving license makes me a criminal. Boy, am I in for trouble!
A good private citizen can own a pre-86 “transferable” class 3 automatic weapon(usually depends on the state) with all the correct paper work. There are actually a few of these m134′s out there in the hands of private citizens. The last one I saw was going for $400k, as apposed to a pre86 m16, which is about $16k. Now special dealers can own post 86 samples of automatic firearms.
All the same, they’re damn expensive to operate.
Well, actually it is.
That “gun” is a paintball gun.
Yeah…stupid govt.
You do realize the link you posted only states that you can own an automatic weapon with special permission? Meaning it is legal…
…You’ll be the first to go…
No, fatties are the first to go. Didn’t you watch Zombieland?
At least with this you don’t have to worry about the double tap
That is a VERY good point. Double tap is done for you times 100!
have you herd what kids are listenin’ to they might as well be
Have you not heard? The… The.. THe.. THE BIRD IS A WORD! THE BIRD IS A WORD!
The bird is THE word dips**t
I don’t know what you’re talking about, but zombies are most definately real. There is a certian ritual in black magic Voodoo that induces a coma in which all body funtions cease, meaning that they are in fact dead. This coma last only momentarily and as the person wakes up he has risen from the dead.
Then there are medical cases in which cryogenics are used to sustain the bodies of Jack Russel Terriërs and baboons, who were later revived.
Also with our current medical breaktroughs and a terrorist threat, it isn’t unlike if there were to be a virus made that can induce a zombie-like state (some may argue that these are in fact “Infected” and not zombies, but I make no difference in this. And besides, miniguns work great against any invasion).
You do realize that zombie does not refer specifically to having ‘risen from the dead’? To be considered a zombie, it must usually still be dead.
Otherwise, people resuscitated via CPR are also zombies. CPR is only used on people who are clinically dead.
A zombie is a human or animal who has risen from the dead, whether or not they are in fact living or undead is rarely specified in myths.
Yes. Zombies are real….Guns aren’t.
Well, aren’t you just one big basket of obvious?
If Marijuana has any REAL medical benefits, Zombies are real.
On a side note it is illegal for a private citizen to own a Chain Gun like that in the USA.
Actually, it isn’t illegal. There are states where citizens can get automatic weapons permits. There are large yearly fees involved, but it is legal.
Well if you wanna be like that, then there are states that marijuana is legal
Which ones?
I suggest you answer carefully as “decriminalized” is not the same as “legal”.
If you had MS, you might know that marijuana does have real medical benefit.
I have a friend that has MS, and she doesn’t smoke weed. She has enough to deal with, without adding “junkie stoner” to the list. Her words.
Weed has proven to be very useful medicinaly in lue of manufactured drugs. I helps with pain, nausea, glacoma. It is widely used with cancer patients and has a growing following there as your body gets crushed by chemotherapy.
In all, it can be very beneficial and you will still be a very fine human being… so long as you don’t revert to a naive teenager who spends the entire day smoking massive amounts of marijuana and being the typical, moronic teenager we all know and love.
Educate and Regulate
LIES ITS ALL LIES THEIR REALL!~!!!!!!!
Yes they are, the Christians worship one.
Jesus isn’t a zombie.
Is that the best you could come up with?
He raised form dead, didn’t he? he still had his holes in hands and feet, didn’t he?
nyckname is a non believer! there will be one day and if u just sit in your house saying that while they break in through your non defended or boarded up windows! lol
YET.
As a matter of fact, they are. Google zombie ants. Sleep tight
ZOMBIES
Marijuana will make you see them
LSD will make you see them… marijuana makes you want to give them a brownie
lol
First that will not save you from zombies but you could use it to save your self.
Second watch Zombieland for proof that Marijuana can save you. Bill Murray smokes and pretends to be a Zombie and he lives just fine.
Didn’t save him from Columbus though. :C
He got shot because he was high
In fact the whole discussion hinges on an important piece of taxonomy. What kind of zombie are you facing?
Is it the slow moving, resilient type, as portrayed in the original Dawn of the Dead? Then pot definitely helps to sleep at night, when all those rather harmless but noisy guys moan outside your well-stocked fortress.
Are your opponents agile, yet fragile lunatics, as depicted in Zombieland? Then the chaingun is your weapon of choice. It doesn`t lend itself well to headshot, but should do just fine here.
In the case of you encountering the fast-and-furious Zack-Snyder zombies from his Dawn of the Dead remake, forget it. Your chaingun won`t help and you`ll never be able to roll a fatty before somebody munches on your leg. Try to take it like a man.
Or: allow Mr pineapple to represent you on the floor.
just make sure you are behind something shrapnel resistant.
Excellent reference
That gun is just a waste of ammo and will slow you down in case of zombies.
Actually both are illegal unless you have special permission from the government. Zombies are irrelevant.
This person has a point, and it is rather sharp.
Zombies are legal WITHOUT permission from any government ever
You live in Canada- your opinion is irrelevant
Being canadian renders your opinion irrelevant.
Being jealous of Canadians renders your statement irrelevant.
Believeing anyone is jealous of Canadians renders your accusation irrelevant.
COMBO BREAKER! All your arguments are invalid….especially you, Canadian…
XD ^ EPIC WIN
All your posts are belong to me….
Actually, it’s C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker. So everybody’s arguments are relevant again. Exept for the Canadian.
You know what guys? Back bacon. Yeah, I went there.
Oh, dude, that stuff is friggin delicious.
A gun utilized to shoot Canadians renders all arguments invalid. That and the picture of Chuck Norris riding Jaws that did NOT get on the site, thank you very much rejective VD owners.
You stole what I was going to say. T.T
Rendered bacon fat makes everything irrelevant.
BACK BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In Canada all automatic weapons are illegal unless a safety is put in to disable fully automatic mode. Military training and collectors are the only exeptions.
That’s retarded.
Actually, I would think requiring military training in order to use a weapon like that sounds like a very logical thing to me….But that’s Canada…logical.
Automatic weapons are legal to own if they were made before 1986. There are about 11 or so civilian legal miniguns out there, and they come onto the market every so often. However, Miniguns are so expensive to own (both the gun and the ammo) that anyone who can afford to use one has no good reason to do anything illegal with it, so there aren’t really any problems. After all, why would Bill Gates rob a bank?
Those aren’t zombies, man. It just your friends with a killer case of the munchies!
And yes, the gat will work on them , too.
Those aren’t zombies, man. It just your friends with a killer case of the munchies.
And yes, the gat will work on them, too.
Dude, why’d you repeat yourself?
Dude, why’d you repeat yourself?
Dude, why’d you repeat yourself?
Eventually, this is going to turn into a weed argument. I can’t wait until all the stoners claim it has no negative effects on their bodies. Whatever, on topic, this is f***ing hilarious.
This gun to too heavy to run away from the zombies. And I think the noise would draw more.
It would make a cool last stand.
this is a 1,000+ round-per-minute gun… you don’t have to run away from anything that doesn’t have a BIGGER gun (like the 50cal. “daisycutter” on the A-10 warthog). Mythbusters had these on last week cutting down 18″+ trees in under a minute…. zombies mobs are slightly easier.
You’d be surprised what you can own out west…. where people routinely own 100+ acres there’s no harm at all for somebody taking out what amounts to a “noisemaker” for some fun.
Incorrect. The minigun fires 2000 – 6000 RPM depending on adjustment, and the A-10 Thunderbolt II (proper name for the aircraft, Warthog is just a nickname) does not have a .50 cal weapon mounted on it. It has a 30mm 7-barreled GAU 8/A Avenger cannon. It fires 30mm anti-tank rounds, usually a mix of high-explosive incendiary and depleted uranium core armor-piercing incendiary, at a rate of 2000 – 4200 RPM. It is a much, much larger cannon than a .50 cal.
It is legal to own a minigun with the proper paperwork and a LOT of money (six digits) but there are very, very few available, if any, for purchase due to the ban on new manufacture of machineguns. You’d have to find someone who had one, was willing to sell it, have enough money to buy it, and you’d have to live in a state and town that did not forbid ownership of Class III weapons, and the Federal Government could STILL refuse to approve the transfer request. Good luck getting a 30mm Avenger cannon. The military typically doesn’t turn loose of that sort of hardware, and nobody else has those.
Now as for zombie killing, a minigun would only be effective as a mounted gun to defend a specific area, or attached to a vehicle. Despite what people have seen in movies and games, you will not heft and fire a real minigun. Unless you’re a bodybuilder, the recoil would spin you like a top or at least knock you over on your butt. The only footage I’ve seen of anyone actually firing a real minigun from a standing position is Kurt Russell during the filming of Soldier, and I would assume they were using blanks. The miniguns used for Predator and Terminator were “Hollywood” guns – fakes that fire low-recoil blanks that produce a lot of muzzle flash and use dubbed-in gunshot sounds. The “minigun” used in the Doom movie was a dressed-up .30 cal single-barrel machinegun.
In addition to the recoil, there’s the weapon’s raw weight. The gun alone weighs 30 lbs, the ammo (7.62×51 NATO) weighs about half an ounce per cartridge, so for 3000 rounds of ammo – a minute’s worth of firing at 3000 RPM – you’d have 105 lbs of weight just for the ammunition, plus the electric battery for the motor is about another 7 lbs. That’s 142 lbs of weight to carry around for sixty seconds of shooting.
TL;DR.
But its gonna be the best f***ing minute of your entire life, so 142 pounds is worth it… the only downside is the 3 second spool up time for the dam thing to start firing.
The A-10 has a GAU-8 30mm Avenger cannon, not a 12.7mm 50 cal….and daisy cutter refers to the BLU-82 15000 pound bomb who
got its nickname for its ability to flatten forest to make helicoptor landing zones…
Why the f*** would you need to run away with THAT? Well… Unless you run out of ammo then drop it.
gun is legal if you pay big fricken bucks, can pass a in depth background check and get a Class 3 FFL.
Oh, and it will cost you around $1400.00 per minute that the trigger is squeezed.
$23/second
it will put a big grin on your face though.
still cheaper than 400,000 dollars for 12 seconds
or as heavy weapons guy says: “it cost fourhundredthousand dollars to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds”
Anyone who prepared for the zombie-apocalypse knows that a semi-automatic rifle will be better for personal protection. The zombie survival guide is a good book to start with if you are one of those unprepared
Just give me my crowbar.
–G.F.
This is my BOOMSTICK!
-Ash
No, You need a machette, 1 bow and some arrows, Handgun, Ak-47, bullets for each, and bubble gum.
And I’m all out of bubble gum.
You, sir, win the Internet
Yeah, but the internet is losing to Prince.
Who’s Prince?
And beer, maybe some high proof alcohol to be used as a makeshift flamethrower (or to get drunk with)
Ix-nay on the flame thrower. The only thing worse than being chased by zombies, is being chased by zombies that are on fire.
That’s some sound advice right there!
Amen. The only thing that is worse than being chased by flaming zombies: Actually being caught by one of the f***ers.
Yes. That man has some damn sense. However, I think that the shotgun would work better (Gregori thinks so as well).
And lots, lots of hand grenades.
and thinking grenades, don’t forget those
but, but, but, i thought the shotgun was the weapon of choice for zombeh killing
to be fair, this is only legal in alabama
Not legal unless it’s manufactured and registered before May 1986. Even then you have to live in a “Free State” and do a transfer with the ATF.
WHO TOUCH MY GUN!?
CRY SOME MOAR!!!!
it cost 400.000 dollars to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds
Some say they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe.
But I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet.
You never know. Maybe if you share a nice bowl with some zombies, they might not be so mean after all.
dude… you don’t want to share a bowl with some people.
not without antiviral gel.
But they’ll get the munchies. And guess who they’ll be munching on?
your marijuana stash!
Zombies are just misunderstood. They just want a hug and a little loven’ is all.
Marijuana WILL save you from zombies. If you set up a large bonfire with it, the zombies will get high and will be unable to attack you
why would you waste marijuana
Again, once the zombies are high, they’ll get the munchies and will then resume chasing you. Don’t make them hungry!
See, If you get them stoned… then maybe they’ll forget that they want brains… next thing you’ll know… Zombies will be eatin’ White Castle. We’re Saved!
Do the undead even breathe? If they’re not breathing, then likely the smoke won’t effect them.
I personally think the potheads are gonna be the FIRST to get nommed by the zombies. They’re gonna be moving too slow to get away.
zombies moan, so that means their lungs work, dunno if the entire respiratory system functions though…and i doubt that blood flows to the brain considering its just a corpse
mainly because marijuana CREATES the zombies.
but it’s ok, they’re harmless. they don’t want brains. they want cheetos.
and chocolate… holy crap.
When the zombies come, laws against marijuana won’t be enforced.
In what state is that gun legal? I don’t think that’s legal anywhere in the US. Even the lowly automatic assault rifle is highly regulated and hard to get legally. I don’t think anyone outside the military/national guard would be allowed to use one of those. I don’t even think the Police force is allowed to use that.
It is legal to own a minigun as long as you have the proper licenses and follow the laws for ownership and transportation of a fully automatic weapon.
Legal with a $200 transfer tax, as long as you live in a “free state”.
Or get your class 3 FFL, and pick up a “post sample”.
Google gun laws.
The last one of those to sell went for over $500,000, and there are less than 15 of them privately owned. I wouldn’t be too worried about them being legal.
I rise each morning as a zombie, though please..
No gun, just coffee, two cups, and I’ll be fine.
Just ask Bill Murray. RIP sweet prince…
I wonder what would happen if you combine both the marijuana And the chain-gun?
Zombies eat ipads, so everybody is safe as long as apple exists
Sure it’s legal. If you have about $400,000 and go through the mountain of paperwork the BATF requires. And that’s assuming you can find one for sale that was made before 1986.
Thanks for saying it.
Lol, ok 1st off this is demot. I don’t think whether the person actually believes in zombies or not is relevant & 2nd if there was a zombie apocalypse gun & marijuana laws would be rendered useless as well no offense 2 any1′s delicate nature & I don’t know about any1 else but I’d rather have a long range weapon & if I couldn’t find a long range weapon then I’d rather have a weapon period screw legal or illegal b4 the attack happend. =/
If that gatling gun is semi automatic, its legal
On a random note – there’s exactly 11 of those that are legal (made before the law went into effect in 1986).
Isn’t it according to the TYPE of zombie?
We have the ‘Dawn of the Dead’ zombies that die only from head trauma. I’d rather have a high, inaccessible place and a .22 with ten bricks of ammo (5,000 rounds) for that job than something that will indiscriminately blow through all my ammo in a second, and REQUIRES some sort of hard-mount. One of the big problems with the ‘Dawn of the Dead’ movie was that they had such weapons, and sufficient ammo to put down (or at least badly cripple) every zombie in the parking lot before they attempted to flee, but for some reason they didn’t.
Then we have the really undead ones like in ‘Evil Dead’ or ‘Return of the Living Dead’, where they literally have to be dismembered to be neutralized, and still don’t die – even pieces come after you. The chain gun would definitely tear them into pieces if you stood your ground and they came at you from a single direction… and you didn’t run out of bullets until they stopped coming… and nothing went wrong.
Then we have the infectious zombies like ’28 days later’ or ‘the crazies’. Getting a lot of aerosol blood in the air would NOT be a good idea in these scenarios. You’d certainly kill them, but if the wind shifts, you’ll certainly become exposed to the gory mist you created by firing this weapon into a crowd, too.
Quite informative… You’re on my team. ; )
Can’t help it. Over-analyze every movie, especially zombie flicks.
On the plus side, my home is a fortress, so I’d probably be the last on my block to have my brain eaten. Not that my brain wouldn’t eventually be eaten, mind you. Or un-mind you.
and if you let someone whos been smoking too much bud that there machine, were all f***ed, even the zombies.
Are You talking to Me? Are YOU talking to ME?
No. I was talking to that large guy standing Directly Behind YOU!
uh- can zombies get high?
We’re forming a scientific research team now to test this Hypothesis.
Well if you smoke marijuana the zombies turn into fairies and your innards become rainbows
I forgot what zombies are??
So nobody thought of plants vs. zombies yet?
This isn’t very affective. Unless someone was held up in a gun shop… with the right bullets, and butt loads of em… I’d say toke up before you get ripped up.
according to the zombie survival guide… the “minigun” probebly wont save you from zombies..
Marijuana would be legal if potheads could manage to get together a group that could lobby Congress as effectively as the NRA.
But, as we all know, potheads don’t like to work that hard or stay straight long enough to make a coherent argument.
point!
pot heads don’t have an amendment backing them. the NRA does
And how many people have been killed in the U.S. with legally purchased automatic weapons? And how many people have been killed in the U.S. in auto accidents by people who are high on illegally purchased marijuana? Do liberals even know how to pull their heads out of their a$$es? Of course not. Whenever they lose an argument, they simply yell “racist!”.
If I can say legally owned guns in general, since automatics are more difficult to legally purchase, then you’re argument is not very good at all. Marijuana plays a role in a very small percentage of traffic accidents. It’s on par with prescription drugs and far below alcohol related accidents.
Educate people to not over indulge and it’s almost a non issue.
Also, you’re not a very pleasant person with your irrational insults.
Automobiles in general, kill roughly 40,000 Americans every year. Traffic accidents kill more people than all the guns in every war combined.
Yet I can buy as many cars as I want without waiting periods, or regulations on power, speed, or features.
Well played AaronHorrocks, well played.
Educate people all you want it won’t do anything, everywhere you go you see or hear ‘don’t drink and drive’. Guess what? People still do it and get killed.
id rather have a ton of sentry guns. and a good rifle. sitting in a bunker.
NOM NOM NOM…. YOU NO TOUCH SANDVICH….
It won’t… i you smoke it yourself…
I don’t know, marajuana could kill a zombie.
Seriously, I mean, marijuana will just give them the munchies. That just makes the problem worse.
Ha ha! Thats funny AND gross.
ok, maybe.
If this thing is legal, how come they don’t sell it at my Wal*Mart?
WalMart doesn’t have a Class III FFL.
i would take the gun untill i ran out of ammo then the weed would start lookin really nice
You people know that marijuana does not make you hallucinate, don’t you?
Too many don’t, as always.
Question. Can I exchange that monster and the ammo required to fire it off for one minute for its weight in weed minus a rifle, a hand gun and about a couple thousand rounds of ammo? Cause I think I’d be set to handle the apocalypse if I could.
Pot would make the zombie invasion more enjoyable…
So, what I’m reading is, the gun would cost so much, and be so hard to get that if you had that kind of money, Marijuana’s leagal status wouldn’t matter to you.
AKA, the point is invalid
Actually, we’re closer to an infectious zombie apocalypse than you might suspect.
They’re going to make pharmaceuticals with bacteria. Actually, this practice goes all the way back to penicillin mold, but the technology to literally custom-code DNA to produce complex chemicals (like drugs, fuels, etc.) is pretty much here, now.
So, take a typical rhinovirus (common cold) or a version of the influenza bug that hasn’t been around in a while, or other airborne nastiness, and then splice it with a gene that produces potent neurological chemicals and/or uptake inhibitors. You could cook up a bug that infects 90+% of people, and puts most of the infected people into a super-bad psychotic rampage mode. So more like Romero’s ‘The Crazies’ movie (you can see the original version online, and it’s not much different from the ‘new’ version). They’d still be as likely to attack each other as anyone else, but even as such, a whole city full of them would suck to be in.
Hypothetically if there was a zombie outbreak and I had to pick from either a machine gun or a bushel of marijuana it wouldn’t be crazy to say that I’d pick the fire-arm, but in reality when someone makes a case against marijuana and for guns that’s it, game over, the jokes not funny anymore.
Zombies are fake, pot is not.
Zombies are gross, pot makes me feel good and horney.
No Zombie ever madeeee me horney. Evah.
But I love Shaun of the dead, funny movie.
Agreed. Emphatically. Marry Me. ; )
In my country the gun isnt allowed but the marijuana is ^^
I like your country.
Who will survive in the apocalypse? Gun nut or pot smoker?
That isn’t legal without proper authorization, much like how marijuana isn’t legal without proper authorization.
There are about seven of those guns on the market. They are very expensive to purchase (though you can usually do that without needing a license), and they are very expensive to operate.: that gun costs a small fortune in ammunition for every minute of firing.
i thought it wasn’t legal to own fully automatic military firearms
at least with marijuana your stoned before you die…
so from what i can tell-
Stoners-Dislike
Non-Stoners-Dislike
And everyone else- is laughing at you cause none of you can take jokes and have too turn everything in to a debate.
Also who else thinks the Resident Evil movies should not be able to be titled as Resident Evil. The storyline isnt even remotely the same anymore.
Who cares which is legal, which do you think is easier to obtain?
Marijuana and Prostitution: Legalize it, Regulate it, and tax the hell out of it, just like everything else.
Wrong!! a zombie wont eat you if its smoking a joint you put in its mouth.
That all really depends on if Bob Marley comes back as a zombie.
I don’t think they’ll post my poster add-on, so here it is: MARIJUANA Smoke enough of it and you won’t care about the zombies!
“Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.”
You have to have a license and be a dealer in order to own one of those legally. All you have to do to smoke marijuana legally is take a vacation to a different country.
are you allowed to own a gatling gun even if you have a licence? only a semi-automatic version in that case i presume?
First!
I made a follow-up poster to this:
This can kill you, this can’t ki…. oh wait, they both can = Both should be illegal
You’re stupid to even think zombies are real.
mary jane makes friends so if we smoke with the zombies we can all be friends
remember a friend with weed is a friend indeed
Weed: fun as hell, especially if the world is f***ed anyway.
Minigun: hard as hell to aim with.
I’ll take the weed thanks
Ya know, commenting arguments like this really takes the funny away, nice job.
Marijuana +Zombies=Zombies who are more addicted to marijuana than your brains
Marijuana= Not knowing zombies are eating ur brains= No pain
ROTFLOL! Yeah, sure that’ll save you from Zeds. Until you burn off the ammo in one minute because you don’t know how to use the thing. Oh yeah – and you’d better find something to mount it on because recoil will be HELL.
Put that sucker on a sturdy turret, use two-second bursts, and be ready to run like hell because the godawful racket your gun is making will attract every Zed in the tri-county area.
Clues for the clueless: firing chainguns from your arms is Hollywood nonsense. Making a ‘Spartan stand’ to try and cut down all the baddies is for video games.
Guns only attract more Zombies. I’ll stick with maryjane
Thank god for people who smoke marijuana! Where else would I find American grunts who are willing to take close to minimum wage? I would not be close to being a millionaire at age 24 if it weren’t for them.
Thank you all!
rule 1: cardio
you can stick around and shoot at the zombies, i’ll run away. follow me when you run out of ammo.
Whoever made this, that person knows nothing about gun-laws. Marijuana is legal is several states now, like medical marijuana, but how many people do you know with this kind of weapon? None. You can buy a pistol, a revolver, or a rifle, but not a freaking helicopter machinegun. You would need so much paperwork to do, and I’m pretty sure the ATF/FBI would say a big NO! to you anyway.
Uh, I think you’ve somewhat missed the point. It was well typed, though.
Zombies are fictional. Firearms and anti-cannabis laws are not.
LEGALIZE BRAINS.
Yeah, I got no problem with Pot (besides the smell) OR large chainguns, OR alcohol. I live in Wisconsin. All this crap is pretty much legal already. (But you probably shouldn’t use pot, booze, and machine guns all at the same time.)
Wait, smoking weed wouldn’t affect the zombies since they have no blood flow, they’re dead. Right?
Assault rifle’s the best, semi-auto when picking them off and fully auto for crowd control
Obviously I haven’t smoked enough either if I’m taking the time to bother with you idiots. -.-
AMEN!!!
Dude, no one is attacking you for being a stoner; most of the comments were about the frakking gun. What the catholic/republican hell is your problem? I thought you people were supposed to be peaceful and nonviolent.
were so defensive because were always put down by those types of people. It’s more of a defense strategy than anything else. Me personally dont give a damn. I SMOKE POT.
He’s projecting his insecurities all over us.
but he was a smidg bit over the top i will agree…
seriously though, good gun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUe4NWiOq5A&feature=player_embedded thats my anti zombie wepon
You Sit, are irrelevant. The Saiga might be a fully auto boomstick capable of firing one twelfth of an ounce of led, but take an AA-12 for God’s sake. in that vid you where clearly struggling from the recoil, whereas the AA-12 has so little recoil i can give it to by daughter as soon as she learns how to squeeze a trigger(working on it) at least by it untils Vector comes out with their new model, which they better make with easy full auto conversions….