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demotivational posters - 919,217 PEOPLE

919,217
who should not be allowed to breed.

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  1. The man says:

    FIRST!!!!11!!!! lolololololol

  2. Shelbz says:

    First. Let’s see what happens next.

  3. Ryker says:

    These Twilight jokes are getting old.

  4. Matt says:

    Or watch movies?

  5. ryan says:

    with a banana with uncle diddles?

  6. yuginta says:

    Why this site seems hate Twilight and friends?:D

  7. Metryq says:

    Bite me.

    • Photoshopper says:

      Na, i’m not a glittering vampire, I also don’t screw with dead people or dogs, unlike a certain Twilight character.

  8. Mellissa says:

    Win.

  9. lolwut says:

    They make real Vampires (the ones from Castlevania, of course) suck big balls.

    *raises the RF:G Goldbreaker*

  10. Crystallia says:

    *nods* Very much so. Thank you VD.

  11. Paul says:

    Wow, hey, f*** you too. I guess if so many people hate people for liking it it must be good.

  12. The Dog says:

    I agree, if by “breed” you mean “live”!

  13. booyah says:

    Now THAT is very demotivational ;)

  14. Conan says:

    Maybe we should not allow boys who fantasize about Princess Leia to breed either.

  15. Bobobob says:

    Ever notice how closet homosexuals are some of the biggest homophobes?
    I wonder in the same is true of twilight fans.

  16. Jose Ole says:

    Of those 919,217 people, 10% are men that have no interest in breeding or anything else to do with women, and the other 90% are hopeless teenage girls that dream of being f***ed by a rabid dog or a walking corpse.

  17. Matrix says:

    and one of them is probably your wife/girlfriend

  18. Birony says:

    You know, I’m getting really sick of Twilight hate like this. For the love of God, who cares what people enjoy reading/watching? The people who have nothing better to do with their time than post hate are the ones who shouldn’t breed.

    • airdroid says:

      you hatin on the haters, so good luck not breedin

    • locust says:

      BECAUSE THE F***ING VAMPS SPARKLE!

    • Madara says:

      well we wouldn’t hate if it was oh idk, actually GOOD. Im sorry but if i made a book about my vampire and werewolf sex dreams and got rich off it Id laugh my ass off at what suckers the ppl who actually bought that were!!!

      • disgraceful says:

        Step 1: Learn spelling.

        Step 2: Learn grammar.

        Now you’re ready to post your irrelevant opinions!

        • belive it says:

          Looks like she already did. Don’t you look like an idiot.

        • Madara says:

          Ok then you snobby, little, pathetic grammar nazi.

          Answer me this. Why should I have to adjust to you when my statement is obviously legible? Secondly, stop defending garbage and you might be less of a prick.

          Finally, Irrelevent?!?!? Are you kidding me? Look up the word and then come back with a bit of education under your belt. I know what good literature is. I didn’t spend my time at college delving into quality writing just to be insulted with that horrible fanfiction known as twilight.

          Now you’re ready to quit being a douche

      • Photoshopper says:

        Win comment is win

      • It's the end of the world as we know it says:

        So true, I am working out the next ‘Big’ thing so eventually when I unleash the next scourge of the literary world I will be watching the comments on all my favorite sites.
        If I see terrible degrading comments about my work, and troll spouting vitriol, I will know I have finally ‘Made It’.

    • AnonMan says:

      People will keep making fun of it as long as the fans don’t SHUT THE HELL UP!

      Oh, and the movies need to stop being advertised on channels that REALLY aren’t watched by Twilight fans (I’m looking at you, Comedy Central).

  19. locust says:

    Because the vamps f***ing sparkle

  20. Epictrollisepic says:

    Meh.

  21. Sunno says:

    Don’t worry, some of those people surely won’t breed xD

  22. Nic says:

    I don’t care who is doing the not breeding, as long as somebody starts doing it. And that right now.

  23. Pantstall says:

    I allways said humanity should stop brreding, but everyone thought I was crazy! Isn’t that right mr flying Eyeball?

  24. The Unforlorn says:

    I’m quite impressed that it only took a minimum of lifestyle changes for me to have absolutely no idea about Twilight, except that there seem to be a lot of demotivational posters mocking it.

  25. humen ! says:

    some one need to rise and become the new hitler on this ppl’s asses those ppl don’t HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIVE !

  26. DeathraD says:

    Everyone who thumbs downs this is a twi-hard. TWI-S**TE RUINED REAL VAMPS!!!! Fairies should sparkle, not vampires.

  27. HellspawnAbominae says:

    Nor vote.

  28. MissMaryContrary says:

    Don’t worry. They won’t. They’ll all die virgins waiting for a vampire or werewolf to come sweep them off their feet.

    • AnonMan says:

      Agreed.

    • Nemi says:

      The problem is, that as soon as a guy role-plays either (and there are a lot of “vampires” out there), twihards will fall for that anyway. Thankfully, if they even get kids, they will be sterile because of all the mutations :)

  29. Radda says:

    Wait. If there was a lunar eclipse, then werewolves can’t be transformed. So, what’s say that the vampires are fairies, and the werewolves are squirrelpeople? Stephanie Meyer should read up on her facts.

  30. InsertWittyNicknameHere says:

    Actually I believe it’s 919.217 people. Since there is no way close to a million people likes Twilight and lets face it a Twihard isn’t 100% a human being thus explaining the fraction.

  31. to long did not read says:

    breed….or breathe…..both work for me

  32. OptimisticPrime says:

    this motivational poster speaks the truth.

  33. zsazsa56 says:

    so, so true. and i am so with these freaks never breathing.

  34. TRUE VAMPIRE says:

    I think we could make the film better by having the vampire bite into someones neck causing massive blood spray and slowing killing its victim..

  35. Twilight rules says:

    what ur problem with twilight u retard justin bieber is the worst person in existence

  36. pluotkwando says:

    it should say: “919, 217 who don’t know the meaning or the act of breeding”

  37. airdroid says:

    XD

  38. ImaSmexyDude says:

    *grabs a role-playing game*?

  39. KShults says:

    *grabs a fruit salad* wait.. what?

  40. Crystallia says:

    If you’re not a twitard, I didn’t mean you.

  41. Radda says:

    *grabs a spork* I win.

  42. Nemi says:

    *grabs a bruce lee*

    I win more.

  43. BB says:

    *grabs Chuck Norris* No, I win more.

  44. Nemi says:

    I actually wanted to go for that first, but don’t forget Way of the Dragon ;)

  45. Dude says:

    Yeah man. Bruce Lee is the only being in the universe who beats Chuck Norris

  46. wmike145 says:

    Chuck Norris cannot be grabbed. He can only draw hands toward him at will.

  47. Greg says:

    *grabs Captain Falcon* Bring it on.

  48. Stimorol says:

    C-C-C-Celeb-C-C-Combo Breaker ! ! !

  49. Kriss-Roxx says:

    THAT’S WHAT SHE S- Oh forget it…

  50. Savannah says:

    underworld also does it…


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