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It’s actually better without one.
you mean “first”?
No, posting a gay comment just to say your the first to leave a comment is retarded.
LIES!!!!
LIES ALL LIES!!!!!
She’d drown! She needs the floation device to keep her chest afloat.
Fake boobs don’t float.
Incorrect. they do quite well from my experiences.
o_O …. i love you.
So… she’s got extras?
She’s wearing it backwards
If you noticed that, I have some bad news for you
She’s wearing it correctly…I think he meant she should wear it backwards so her boobs are showing >_>
no, it’s up side down, the string should be on the outside so that you can tie it.
Oh that. I thought he meant it should be draped the other way around her neck.
Y IS SHE WEARING IT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So you don’t sink in her chest.
First, the word is inside out, and you fail for noticing that when theres boobs in the picture
Well get that damn life vest out of the damn way so we can see them!
I think you’ve got it wrong, if he’s focusing on the backwardness of the inflation device, he’s not enticed by the boobage? (which is the point of the pic)
It just means that I have boobage that I get to look at in real life, that I’m capable of noticing things wrong in pictures of boobage
and the fact that you look at a woman as not just another set of boobs is probably one of the reasons you actually have boobage to view in real life.
wow, redundant flotation device is redundant.
This has been the most interesting debate I’ve seen on Memebase so far… what does it mean?
She’s on a boat
Wish i was there too!
was it a motor boat?
Take a good hard look. at the motherf**king boat!
looks like she’s got a back up as well
I can see two or three in this picture.
Actually, there’s four if you count the boat.
i think its no longer needed, i rather drown
lol
….. Was that sexual?
I saw what you did there…
Agreed.
The life vest is redundant.
Is that the joke of this picture? Oh thanks man, I couldn’t get it from just looking at it. I think it’s funny now.
Yes Danny….I think that’s overkill!! LOL
i love the view. screw the ocean.
why would you screw the ocean when she’s in front of you?
You, sir, have just won the internet.
lmaooooo(: ‘you sir have just won the internet’ that’s f***in hilariousss(:
Can any1 source this? Or tell me who this is? Gotta know. ;P
Denise Milani
fairly certain it’s Denise Milani.
Fairly certain nabusco and Nightroad have never seen the sun.
Fairly certain I’ve gone ten years without … never mind.
ummmm. i’m pretty sure those are fakeee. so…. NATURAL FLOATIES!!!(: and yes it was a motor boat(;
No need for that “floating device”… She has already got to gigantic, u can use hers
No need for that “floating device”… She has already got to gigantic, u can use hers!
“two”
There was “No need” *sunglasses* for you to make any of those comments… KTHXBAAAAIII!!!
Only if they’re real. Real boobs float. Fake ones sink
Errr.. I think they both float. :/
And fake ones do it better.
Ever see Fear Factor?
saltwater bags would float pretty well
are any of you girls?
how would you know that? o_O
Flotation Devices
Her’s Cost 10 Grand.
Fake boobs sink. If that’s what you mean.
You don’t need flotation devices when you’re motorboating……
by the looks of it, she’d probably sink.
that looks like Denise Milani
Who cares about her name when her boobs are almost showing
Her name is Denise Milani
hmmm mind if I grab on just in case?
I think this is Denise Milani. If it is, they’re real.
Yep, definitely Denise Milani…
only 1 thing for men “BOUNGIE!”
Yes. Make sure you have two of those epic boobs to grab on in case of sinking.
fap.
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
I have never liked life vests, and here’s another not to like them..
Those aren’t fake. She’s all natural
Aww man dont that boat have any water wings??
I hope those fake boobs make her sink like a rock. it’s girls like her that make men sexist
While I also dislike the image that is constantly bombarding the public on how women should want to look and what kind of woman a man should want….
It’s poor parenting (women treated like objects from early on) and general stupidity (the majority of the population) that creates sexism. Society in general really doesn’t help. My guy has jerked off to plenty a large boob, but he still rather enjoys and pays plenty of respect to my er…. genetically determined (from both sides of the family, no hope!) small breasts.
Me too, im disappointed at these woman. and its so hard to find the perfect guy because all of them just want sex and seeing woman naked
hahahaha you just described the perfect guy! LMFAO
Protest much?
Actually she quit modeling because all pictures taken of her were made to be sexual and she has a brain. She went to college and got a degree and she is now an activist for women’s rights. BTW they’re real.
If anything, you are being sexist because you’re grouping all guys into a group by saying that they are sexist. So please shut up you sexist piece of crap.
They don’t call that redundant orange thing a “Mae West” for nothing.
way to go, trash! Is that all you have to offer the world? If so, take off the life vest & do us all a favor by jumping out of the boat…
Grow up and get a little self-respect and stop flopping your junk out like a whore. No wonder the world is in such a bad way
Actually she quit modeling because all pictures taken of her were made to be sexual and she has a brain. She went to college and got a degree and she is now an activist for women’s rights.
Lyrics to Boats And Birds :
If you be my star
I’ll be your sky
you can hide underneath me and come out at night
when I turn jet black and you show off your light
I live to let you shine
I live to let you shine
but you can skyrocket away from me
and never come back if you find another galaxy
far from here with more room to fly
just leave me your stardust to remember you by
if you be my boat
I’ll be your sea
a depth of pure blue just to probe curiosity
ebbing and flowing and pushed by a breeze
I live to make you free
I live to make you free
but you can set sail to the west if you want to
and past the horizon till I can’t even see you
far from here where the beaches are wide
just leave me your wake to remember you by
if you be my star
I’ll be your sky
you can hide underneath me and come out at night
when I turn jet black and you show off your light
I live to let you shine
I live to let you shine
but you can skyrocket away from me
and never come back if you find another galaxy
far from here with more room to fly
just leave me your stardust to remember you by
stardust to remember you by
[ Boats And Birds Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]
Intro:
Boats ‘n’ Hoes, I gotta have me more boats ‘n’ hoes.
Chorus:
(Boats ‘n’ Hoes, Boats ‘n’ Hoes, I gotta have me more boats ‘n’ hoes.) x2
Huff:
The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I’ll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria.
Doback:
Nachos, lemon heads, my dad’s boat, you
wont go down ’cause my d**k can float!
Huff:
We sail ’round the world and go port to port, everytime I c*m I produce a quart.
Doback:
Put on your life vest, let’s drop anchor, theres a nice lady whore, I’d like to swank her.
Chorus:
(Boats ‘n’ Hoes, Boats ‘n’ Hoes, I gotta have me more boats ‘n’ hoes.) x2
Huff:
Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we’re almost out of gas, call the Arabs!
Doback:
I’m a p***y Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.
Huff:
Make sure to wax, use your mom’s Nair you’ll be amazed when I c*m in your hair!
Doback:
Pull up the anchor cause we’re leaving dry land, get below deck with a d**k in your hand!
Chorus:
(Boats ‘n’ Hoes, Boats ‘n’ Hoes, I gotta have me more boats ‘n’ hoes.) x2
Step Brothers ftw
I am pretty sure her other 2 flotation devices would be more then enough to keep her afloat.
Department of Redundancy Department mascots are sexier than they used to be.
u sure that slut’s falsies won’t float?
I will now use my .JPG telekinesis to move the damn life jacket out of the way!
*Still waiting*
She’s got two perfect flotation devices on her chest.According to Manswers they’ll float if their real.
SHE ALREADY HAS 2 FLOTATION DEVICES
NICE TITS!!!
Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs
Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD’s
MRE’s and PFD’s
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs
Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs
Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin’ cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs
Two-point jumpers, Bambi’s thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I’m breast-obsessed are true
We’re quite a pair ’cause I’m a boob too
this pic gets + 100 interwebz