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SIR MIX-A-LOT
HIS HEAD HAS JUST EXPLODED

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  1. Greg says:

    How the f*** is that possible?

  2. RobertB says:

    Sir?

  3. Jazzy the Man says:

    What? I see nothing wr- HOLY S**T IS THAT HER ASS?

  4. rei_hiino says:

    sweaty buns…

  5. mindf*** says:

    Does my butt look big in this?

  6. Wow! says:

    Sincerely, look at that girls butt

  7. RichMahogany says:

    I got sprung

  8. Steph says:

    Shopped

  9. moose says:

    which head?

  10. Chyskia says:

    I’m sure his head DID explode…just, not the one on his shoulders. *throws him a towel*

  11. Steve says:

    Note to self: Never sit in a tub of Miracle-Gro.

  12. Steve says:

    Baby got back.

    Baby got waaaaaaaayyy back.

  13. SReject says:

    I wonder if she can pick the remote up with that :D

  14. N*** says:

    Now, THATZ a bah-donk-a-donk!!! ;D

  15. Nil says:

    She’s packing a seat cushion! Ho damn!

  16. Ryan says:

    You other brothers cannot deny.

  17. Ryan says:

    when a girl walks in and shakes THAT in your face, even the jeans shes wearing, im hooked and I cant stop staring!

  18. Amy says:

    OMG Becky Look at her butt~! lol

  19. Democratic Republican says:

    if you look closely enough you can actually see the cheeks….

  20. uh huh says:

    imagine the craps that that thing can produce… no thanks (shaking head), no thanks…

  21. TrafalagarLaw says:

    I like big butts and i cannot lie.

  22. bug man says:

    INCORRECT.

    Sir Mix-A-Lot:
    Just got sprung.

  23. rightguy says:

    That’s the best caption they got for this?

    Sir Mix-a-lot
    pulls up quick to retrieve it.

    or bug man’s caption, whatever.

  24. Brocephus says:

    I just don’t see how anyone could be attracted to that much cellulite in one place. There’s a word for something like this and it’s called obesity; fat. This is just gross.

    • Andy says:

      She’s not fat, the rest of her is slim.
      ‘Her waist is small and her curves are kickin”…

    • A kid says:

      It might be a tuma

    • Sam says:

      Who said that fat is not attractive?

      Her butt is the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

    • alex says:

      not all butt is fat some people actually have muscles there
      And when they do omg is it amazing

    • FallenAingael says:

      Uh … that’s not fat or cellulite; she’s packing a MAHOOOSIVE gluteus maximus! Which is to say her butt muscles are, well, packed! Look at the rest of her: she’s obviously not fat.

      Or maybe you are of the “size 0 is healthy” clique? Then by THAT definition, we’re all fat.

      • Tbone says:

        Actually, the human butt consists largely of fat. And because butt muscles simply do not grow that big, I’m willing to bet that hers has a much higher percentage of fat. I’m not saying she is fat, that’s just the way she was made. She has more fat there than the rest of us.

    • Carlos says:

      Wow. You’re both ignorant and stupid. Congratulations.

    • get over it says:

      Except the rest of her is pretty fit. The good lord makes us in all shapes. Get over it and worry about your own s**t.

    • Ciara says:

      seriously? love if she was fat she wouldnt have tiny legs and a small waist? She just has a banging ass. Clearly you are not a conoisseur if you don’t know the difference… Maybe getting laid by more than a stick insect would help?

    • xxryuu says:

      Excuse me? So the only way you could ever be physically attracted to someone is if they are skinny? There’s nothing wrong with being fat. I find it quite attractive, personally.

  25. PYLrulz says:

    Is it even legal to walk around like that without a wide load sign?!?

  26. kid sensation says:

    Holy s**t! LOL, that’s gotta be photo shopped.

  27. Corwin says:

    It’s like she’s got the Olsen twins stuffed up her dress…

  28. Aayin says:

    It’s shopped, but I’m sure the original butt was quite a thing to behold.

  29. Dawm says:

    I dont believe it is shoped. I saw two women with butts like that and are slim. It truly is a spectacle to behold. All I have to say is some have it and some dont

    • Sfot says:

      Damn it, I wish I was one of those who have it…

    • SarX says:

      There are some things one would not want to have too u know..

      That thing is anatomically incorrect. A abnormality…
      Belongs in a 1950′s freakshow between the bearded lady and Bigfoot..

      • MJtheProphet says:

        Oh, absolutely. People are only supposed to exist in a narrow range of body types that are acceptable to you. Anyone else isn’t “normal” and must be shunned.

        Intolerant much?

        On a more appropriate note, WOW! Saw this first on Poorly Dressed, and didn’t think it belonged there. This woman’s body appears to be an Epic Win!

        • DentedDementia says:

          Jesus Christ, people, stop jumping on your high horse. Different people come in different shapes, but when each ass cheek is bigger than your head, it’s past acceptable and has moved on to freaky.

        • get over it says:

          There’s no outfit in the world that would camouflage that ass. Her only options are surgery, hiding in shame, or owning that s**t. She took option #3 and judging by all the bah donk a donk comments here, it was the right choice.

      • JMixx says:

        Just FYI: In some areas and cultures, a large butt is considered the ultimate in beauty. Therefore, in those areas and cultures, women with large rear ends get more dates, have their pick of the men, and, ultimately, more of their children survive to adulthood. The tendency to have a muscular butt, as well as to store any existing body fat in that area, gets selected for, and so the result is a population that tends toward the “junk in the trunk” look.

        She got her butt genetically. She is not fat. It is not abnormal in the culture from which her family descends. Skinny no-butt American and European models are ugly there.

        *gentle piano notes*
        The more you know!

  30. ER says:

    This is not hot!

  31. Ho Lee Fook says:

    Should that be ass-ploded?

  32. The Amazing Rando says:

    Good lord, she’d need a separate bed for that ass when she goes to bed at night.

  33. Xopher says:

    His head may have exploded, but I may need to gouge out my eyes after seeing that.

    Definitely belongs on “poorly dressed.” Horizontal stripes are NOT your look, lady!

    • Drive-by DAYUMN..... says:

      If you’ve got it, flaunt it! Those stripes look great on her, they really accentuate her curves. And in the words of one of my friends when he saw this pic:

      “DAAAAMN. I’m glad other guys are so obsessed with micro-butts. There’s a chance a hottie like this is still single when I find her!”

    • spotter says:

      Actually, her ass would look even wider in vertical stripes.

  34. koo018 says:

    is it possible that she got an ass implant? You know, like a breast implant except in her ass.

  35. The other Sarah says:

    It’s a genetic anomaly. It’s called steatopygia (look it up on wikipedia). Litteraly translated, steatopygia simply means fat-buttocks.

  36. cgray says:

    Are you people blind? It’s Michelle Obama. For the first time in her life, she’s proud of her country’s ass tolerance.

  37. buffy says:

    If she ever had to haul ass, she’d have to make two trips.

  38. Ashley says:

    That thing has its own gravitational pull… o.o

  39. QuackJak says:

    I don’t know if this one is ‘shopped, but I KNOW I saw one just like it less than a week ago; thing was so big & high & tight, you could park your glass on top while you backed it up! I was like DAYUUUUUUM! I wanted to run up and bite that! RUFFF!

  40. Ciara says:

    My head just exploded. YUM…

  41. Jon says:

    You are no supposed to wear that many Booty Pops

  42. tuner says:

    When she backs up it’s like Beep Beep Beep

  43. not believable says:

    this has photoshop written all over it

  44. Teddy says:

    Her ass is awesome. And I don’t think it’s shopped, pretty sure that’s real. It’s possible, and she looks like she’s enjoying the way her body is built. Way to rock it, girl!

  45. jdude321 says:

    That, my friends, is an ASSplosion waiting to happen. Ha ha I made a punny. lol I did it again hehehe.

  46. OK, so did we decide this is real or photoshopped?

    One way or the other, if you please . . .

  47. The Neverending Twilight says:

    Shouldn’t she get a ticket for indecent exposure? I mean… seriously… damn big ass she has… you can even see the crack… slightly. Holy… no kidding, Sir Mix-A-Lot’s head just exploded… just not the head you’re talking about. XD

  48. Kim says:

    It’s like her boobs and ass changed places on her body.

  49. javaman says:

    ok is she just a random chick walking down the street or does she have a website? :D :D :D :D :D

  50. itstherealest says:

    That’s in Miami!

  51. adam says:

    look at the turd cutter on that one!

  52. NoodlesAlamode says:

    …Seriously Internets? 113 comments and no one has even uttered the term “Dat Ass”?

    S**t guys, get it together….

  53. clkbkn6 says:

    Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is rolling in her tanning bed.

  54. mavisbeecon says:

    Meh, it’s waaaay overrated in this new culture of ours.
    I’ll take a skinny girl who doesn’t think she can act all ‘spunky’ because she has a bunch of fat in her behind.

  55. Sunda says:

    Please Santa, that`s what I want for christmas…

  56. Karl says:

    His head ass-ploded

  57. geezer says:

    Smuggling midgets under there. Probably beeps when in reverse.

  58. spidey088 says:

    I’d let her ride me….


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