Well, he only had three payments left on the old one; and now the insurance won’t cover it saying that leaving the exhaust port uncovered was negligence….
The guy on the ground is waving at his friend across the room who is also a hostage.
“Duuddde! We are totally hostages in a BANK robbery right now!”
“I know dude!”
“Excellent!”
“Wait a minute dude, I think that’s like a bad thing?”
“oohhhh..Bogus…”
I could understand doing a bank robbery in the helmet, since it pretty much covers the entire head and distorts your voice making it pretty damn hard to identify the robber, but was the cape really nessasary? I mean,what if the bank had a revolving door? Didn’t he ever read/watch Watchmen?
hah
what WONT! that man do to re-built the death star
Well, he only had three payments left on the old one; and now the insurance won’t cover it saying that leaving the exhaust port uncovered was negligence….
What won’t you do to make English professors cry themselves to sleep?
Why didn’t he use the mind trick if he was so strong with he force? Pffft.
he cant afford it… the economy
then how did he afford that glock?
well which one do you think is the cheapest?
Had to trade in his saber for that he did.
I think you mean recession, dummy
that robbery happened last thursday.
in Georgia rite?
not in georgia, new york about 20 minutes from my house
Long Island, NY, IIRC.
there’s the link to the article about the robbery
The text and the the subtext don’t really make sense. Maybe if it was “The Recession” followed by “Really hit the Empire” that would make more sense.
The guy on the ground is waving at his friend across the room who is also a hostage.
“Duuddde! We are totally hostages in a BANK robbery right now!”
“I know dude!”
“Excellent!”
“Wait a minute dude, I think that’s like a bad thing?”
“oohhhh..Bogus…”
guess this is what happens when the empire cuts back
What the hell happend to his lightsaber?
He had to sell it to feed his family.
GIVE THAT MAN A MEDAL
I could understand doing a bank robbery in the helmet, since it pretty much covers the entire head and distorts your voice making it pretty damn hard to identify the robber, but was the cape really nessasary? I mean,what if the bank had a revolving door? Didn’t he ever read/watch Watchmen?
Man, first the Deathstar, now the depression…..
Following the destruction of the Death Star, the emperor had to resort to alternative means to finance his battlestations
@Cameron Winter dude, capes make you look real spiffy so dont be hatin
I heard it as “The Empire strikes bank”
I’m gonna be the very 1st one to congratulate you.
This is the lolz I was looking for!
hes got to pay for the rebuilding of the death star somehow