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BOBBLE HEADS
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  1. Assann says:

    FIRST lol

  2. Kas says:

    Ew, duck face.

  3. depressedonmylaptop says:

    She looks like a duck with hair

  4. Colton says:

    Just want to say 2 things
    A: That is an insult to bobble heads and
    B: KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  5. Noelegy says:

    Spluh? I have no idea who this person is, but I can see that the bobblehead looks nothing like her. Bad merchandiser! Bad merchandiser!

  6. SaiyuriSatomi says:

    Okay, who the hell is this person, WHY are they trying to look like a tan amy whinehouse, and WTH is wrong with her mouth…and wtf is a Snookie….

  7. CommonZentz says:

    Alf? Is that you?

  8. Lazybones says:

    Could an American please explain to the rest of the world just what exactly has happened to the offspring of Italian immigrants? Is it some kind of mutation caused by Three Mile Island or something?

    • SaiyuriSatomi says:

      Im american, and I have no clue…I must be a rare one because I am one with standards MAYBE THATS WHY I HAVE NO CLUE WHO THE HELL THIS IS :O

    • hm says:

      Don’t blame this on us. The Italians started it.

    • Jami says:

      I can only say – “Picture it, New Jersey, 1949….”

      Yes, I know Sophia was Scillian, but I had to get a Golden Girls reference in here so something about this would have some intellegence!

    • 5150 says:

      I’m thinking the idiots on the Jersey Shore show are a rarity and Italy should not worry about the wayward Italian immigrants in America.

    • stinkypinky says:

      You are totally right. Italian women are beautiful and cool (if sometimes crazy) but Italian-Americans are bat-sh*t nuts. I have loads of Italian-American in-laws and they’re a pack of alcoholic nut-jobs. It must be some chemical reaction.

  9. jking_54a says:

    If you haven’t watched Jersey Shore you are missing an opportunity to examine the very unique culture of Jersey twenty-somethings in their natural habitat. If you can’t appreciate it for that then turn it into a drinking game. You can take a shot every time you see a guy pumping his fist, applying hair gel, or making out with a random girl in the hot tub. There are all kinds of ways to make it enjoyable if you open your mind and welcome the experience in.

  10. Someone says:

    I would hardly call it “full size.” She’s, what? 4ft 11in?

  11. iGetBored.T_T says:

    I saw this annoying person on Lopez Tonight last night…she was really stupid and sleazy-sounding. I’m glad I’ve never seen Jersey Shore or whatever that show is called! :D

  12. Amy says:

    You mean she’s not really a bobblehead?

  13. Jon says:

    I wonder how many bumpits are in her hair

  14. Me says:

    ya……dammit. NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE LIKE THIS. Only the ones on Jersey Shore. Most Americans are normal, just f***ing normal. I’m 5′ 11” and a smidge chunky. Thats like 93% of America folks.

  15. akba says:

    DAMN
    she looks retarded

  16. disgruntledemployee says:

    the really disturbing thing about this is that there IS a market for people who want to watch this duck-faced, alien-haired, slutty chick and her friends.

    • can't stand this trash says:

      And all of the people in that market should be rounded up and sterilized to prevent the breeding of more trash…

    • Patrick says:

      No kidding, eh? I was so happy when I heard then went on strike. I prayed the network would tell them to piss off. Then they gave in. There is no God.

  17. Pancake Lord says:

    OK, so, I have a policy of watching shows/movies, playing games, and reading books as far as I can in order to form honest, first person opinions of them. As per my policy, I have watched a bit of this show- and I could not watch more than 3 minutes without developing a migraine, a deep-seated sense of hatred, and losing a good deal of what intellectual capacity I once had (not an exaggeration in the least). Over the years, I have seen some increasingly stupid s**t become inexplicably popular- Survivor, Wipeout, etc- but this piece of inexcusable garbage stands at the pinnacle of television’s proverbial dumps.

    It’s almost as bad as Twilight, and I hadn’t thought it possible until I tried watching it.

    Also, the bobblehead was already going out of style, but she just came up to its hospital bed and replaced the IV drip with acid mixed with molten lead. She should be tried with murder of both the bobblehead industry AND my brain.

    • stinkypinky says:

      I did the same thing as you. That horribly curious part of my brain led me astray as well. This is the same part of the troll-brain that made me wonder what was so bad about “2 girls one cup”. Needless to say, Jersey Shore was worse. Home trepanation kit, anyone?
      *plugs in drill*

  18. Meduseld says:

    I keep wondering what kind of person would saddle themselves with a name like “Snooki”. It sounds like something you would call a dog. Although she probably could win an ugly dog contest without a lot of effort. I’m kinda glad we don’t get tv service anymore. I don’t have to see commercials for this schlock. If it weren’t for those tireless Yahoo news headlines, I wouldn’t even know Jersey Shores existed.

  19. Caleb says:

    KILL IT! KILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!

  20. Jen says:

    Please, somebody make this thing go AWAY!!!!

  21. Maddie says:

    Oh, Snookie.
    You look so different without some drunk fat chick’s fist in your face.

    These sleezebags have invaded my hometown of Miami for their new season. D:

  22. Nick says:

    I was thinking Danny DeVito had a sex change operation. Thanks people, I had no idea what a snookie was until now.

  23. Mr Gask says:

    I don’t think 4’9″ counts as full size…

  24. SaiyuriSatomi says:

    Will it make her lips go back to normal?


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