I can say with great pride that I have never watched a single episode of this trash, nor do I associate with anybody who has. I don’t know the name of a single buttwipe who appears on the show. I have completely avoided them.
Also, people who post “first” in a thread are even more retarded and useless than people who watch “Jersey Shore”. And that’s really saying something.
How do you know they are “buttwipes” if you have completely avoided them? Just wondering.
All I needed to see were those a-holes doing that fist pumping thing on a commercial. I got all I needed to for that show from that commercial. Funny how none of them are good-looking in the face.
> How do you know they are “buttwipes” if you have completely avoided them? Just wondering.
Fair question. When I learned the premise of the show I just assumed that anybody involved with it would be a buttwipe; accordingly, I have successfully avoided even incidental, vicarious contact with the show. Until now, I guess.
Could an American please explain to the rest of the world just what exactly has happened to the offspring of Italian immigrants? Is it some kind of mutation caused by Three Mile Island or something?
You are totally right. Italian women are beautiful and cool (if sometimes crazy) but Italian-Americans are bat-sh*t nuts. I have loads of Italian-American in-laws and they’re a pack of alcoholic nut-jobs. It must be some chemical reaction.
If you haven’t watched Jersey Shore you are missing an opportunity to examine the very unique culture of Jersey twenty-somethings in their natural habitat. If you can’t appreciate it for that then turn it into a drinking game. You can take a shot every time you see a guy pumping his fist, applying hair gel, or making out with a random girl in the hot tub. There are all kinds of ways to make it enjoyable if you open your mind and welcome the experience in.
I saw this annoying person on Lopez Tonight last night…she was really stupid and sleazy-sounding. I’m glad I’ve never seen Jersey Shore or whatever that show is called!
ya……dammit. NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE LIKE THIS. Only the ones on Jersey Shore. Most Americans are normal, just f***ing normal. I’m 5′ 11” and a smidge chunky. Thats like 93% of America folks.
the really disturbing thing about this is that there IS a market for people who want to watch this duck-faced, alien-haired, slutty chick and her friends.
OK, so, I have a policy of watching shows/movies, playing games, and reading books as far as I can in order to form honest, first person opinions of them. As per my policy, I have watched a bit of this show- and I could not watch more than 3 minutes without developing a migraine, a deep-seated sense of hatred, and losing a good deal of what intellectual capacity I once had (not an exaggeration in the least). Over the years, I have seen some increasingly stupid s**t become inexplicably popular- Survivor, Wipeout, etc- but this piece of inexcusable garbage stands at the pinnacle of television’s proverbial dumps.
It’s almost as bad as Twilight, and I hadn’t thought it possible until I tried watching it.
Also, the bobblehead was already going out of style, but she just came up to its hospital bed and replaced the IV drip with acid mixed with molten lead. She should be tried with murder of both the bobblehead industry AND my brain.
I did the same thing as you. That horribly curious part of my brain led me astray as well. This is the same part of the troll-brain that made me wonder what was so bad about “2 girls one cup”. Needless to say, Jersey Shore was worse. Home trepanation kit, anyone?
*plugs in drill*
I keep wondering what kind of person would saddle themselves with a name like “Snooki”. It sounds like something you would call a dog. Although she probably could win an ugly dog contest without a lot of effort. I’m kinda glad we don’t get tv service anymore. I don’t have to see commercials for this schlock. If it weren’t for those tireless Yahoo news headlines, I wouldn’t even know Jersey Shores existed.
FIRST lol
ah, but the lol is always on you….
that’s a pretty sad achievement when the picture is of any cast member of jersey shore
its pretty sad when you know the cast of jersey shore
What the hell is jersey shore?
Isn’t it… a shore… in Jersey?
seriously? they’re completely unavoidable.
yes she just looks like any other douchebag that have been appearing around the world lately
…….okay……
Only one I know is that Snooki or whatever her name is, and I can only recognize her when some guy’s fist is in her face.
Or elsewhere… ZING!
+1 internet for the man named Hoss
I can say with great pride that I have never watched a single episode of this trash, nor do I associate with anybody who has. I don’t know the name of a single buttwipe who appears on the show. I have completely avoided them.
Also, people who post “first” in a thread are even more retarded and useless than people who watch “Jersey Shore”. And that’s really saying something.
How do you know they are “buttwipes” if you have completely avoided them? Just wondering.
All I needed to see were those a-holes doing that fist pumping thing on a commercial. I got all I needed to for that show from that commercial. Funny how none of them are good-looking in the face.
> How do you know they are “buttwipes” if you have completely avoided them? Just wondering.
Fair question. When I learned the premise of the show I just assumed that anybody involved with it would be a buttwipe; accordingly, I have successfully avoided even incidental, vicarious contact with the show. Until now, I guess.
Dammit.
F**cking hypocrite. You were doing so well, too.
Last night I destroyed the part of my brain that became aware of Jersey Shore by sniffing lots of airplane glue, so I’m ok now.
…says the guy with a triforce profile pic…
lol exactly
Ew, duck face.
She’s always making that face. Does she really think it’s attractive?
Maybe she’s just doing it to piss off people with that ugly look.
She looks like a duck with hair
… or ducks looks like her without hair.
Guys, no… that’s insulting.
Ducks have a brain.
Just want to say 2 things
A: That is an insult to bobble heads and
B: KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!
So does the bobblehead come free with purchase of lip wax? She really needs it. I think this is her version of a sexy pucker-EW!
I am pretty sure it just comes with a free std
Spluh? I have no idea who this person is, but I can see that the bobblehead looks nothing like her. Bad merchandiser! Bad merchandiser!
Okay, who the hell is this person, WHY are they trying to look like a tan amy whinehouse, and WTH is wrong with her mouth…and wtf is a Snookie….
And do we want to hear it talk?
I think not…
Alf? Is that you?
Could an American please explain to the rest of the world just what exactly has happened to the offspring of Italian immigrants? Is it some kind of mutation caused by Three Mile Island or something?
Im american, and I have no clue…I must be a rare one because I am one with standards MAYBE THATS WHY I HAVE NO CLUE WHO THE HELL THIS IS :O
Don’t blame this on us. The Italians started it.
I can only say – “Picture it, New Jersey, 1949….”
Yes, I know Sophia was Scillian, but I had to get a Golden Girls reference in here so something about this would have some intellegence!
I’m thinking the idiots on the Jersey Shore show are a rarity and Italy should not worry about the wayward Italian immigrants in America.
You are totally right. Italian women are beautiful and cool (if sometimes crazy) but Italian-Americans are bat-sh*t nuts. I have loads of Italian-American in-laws and they’re a pack of alcoholic nut-jobs. It must be some chemical reaction.
If you haven’t watched Jersey Shore you are missing an opportunity to examine the very unique culture of Jersey twenty-somethings in their natural habitat. If you can’t appreciate it for that then turn it into a drinking game. You can take a shot every time you see a guy pumping his fist, applying hair gel, or making out with a random girl in the hot tub. There are all kinds of ways to make it enjoyable if you open your mind and welcome the experience in.
Sounds like a damn fine way to get alcohol poisoning.
dam if i take a shot for just that id be plastered 3 mins into the show
or dead…..
Thanks, but I’d still rather be dragged behind a motorcycle through a gravel quarry than watch Jersey Shore.
I would hardly call it “full size.” She’s, what? 4ft 11in?
And that’s just the diameter of her c**k pit!
Hahaha that’s what I dropped in to say.
I saw this annoying person on Lopez Tonight last night…she was really stupid and sleazy-sounding. I’m glad I’ve never seen Jersey Shore or whatever that show is called!
You mean she’s not really a bobblehead?
I wonder how many bumpits are in her hair
It’s over 9000!
ya……dammit. NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE LIKE THIS. Only the ones on Jersey Shore. Most Americans are normal, just f***ing normal. I’m 5′ 11” and a smidge chunky. Thats like 93% of America folks.
DAMN
she looks retarded
Will it make her lips go back to normal?
the really disturbing thing about this is that there IS a market for people who want to watch this duck-faced, alien-haired, slutty chick and her friends.
And all of the people in that market should be rounded up and sterilized to prevent the breeding of more trash…
No kidding, eh? I was so happy when I heard then went on strike. I prayed the network would tell them to piss off. Then they gave in. There is no God.
OK, so, I have a policy of watching shows/movies, playing games, and reading books as far as I can in order to form honest, first person opinions of them. As per my policy, I have watched a bit of this show- and I could not watch more than 3 minutes without developing a migraine, a deep-seated sense of hatred, and losing a good deal of what intellectual capacity I once had (not an exaggeration in the least). Over the years, I have seen some increasingly stupid s**t become inexplicably popular- Survivor, Wipeout, etc- but this piece of inexcusable garbage stands at the pinnacle of television’s proverbial dumps.
It’s almost as bad as Twilight, and I hadn’t thought it possible until I tried watching it.
Also, the bobblehead was already going out of style, but she just came up to its hospital bed and replaced the IV drip with acid mixed with molten lead. She should be tried with murder of both the bobblehead industry AND my brain.
I did the same thing as you. That horribly curious part of my brain led me astray as well. This is the same part of the troll-brain that made me wonder what was so bad about “2 girls one cup”. Needless to say, Jersey Shore was worse. Home trepanation kit, anyone?
*plugs in drill*
I keep wondering what kind of person would saddle themselves with a name like “Snooki”. It sounds like something you would call a dog. Although she probably could win an ugly dog contest without a lot of effort. I’m kinda glad we don’t get tv service anymore. I don’t have to see commercials for this schlock. If it weren’t for those tireless Yahoo news headlines, I wouldn’t even know Jersey Shores existed.
KILL IT! KILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!
Please, somebody make this thing go AWAY!!!!
Oh, Snookie.
You look so different without some drunk fat chick’s fist in your face.
These sleezebags have invaded my hometown of Miami for their new season. D:
I was thinking Danny DeVito had a sex change operation. Thanks people, I had no idea what a snookie was until now.
I don’t think 4’9″ counts as full size…