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I throw up a little…
Same here.
MINDBLEACH. NOW. *shudders*
Hey, I recognize that symbol… LYOKO?
No, it’s XANA
Ahhh… it’s been a while since I’ve seen that show.
Good show. Odd always wierded me out a bit…
My, hasn’t the teenage turtles grown up.
Are you saying he was… odd?
…Wow. You should be PUN-ished for that one.
C-C-C-CAAAAAAAAHHHMBO– *looks at pic* ….. it’s not even worth it. *barfs*
OMG OMG! YOU NAME IS AWSOME IT IS THE BEST EVR I AM OBSESSED WITH ZELDA PROPOBLY MORE THAN YOU BUT ANYWAY PLZ LOOK AT MY PROFILE AND BEFRIEND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like cookies
WOA!
dude, it’s obviously venus. although it is knda hawt.
I second that
Ah NO!! NOT THE TMNT !!!
MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES ARE RUINED ! :_(
F*** YOU INTERWEBZ >:(
who ever is the ass hole who made this picture will be slaughter, forced to watch barney and then mike Tyson will come and beat the crap out of him, and then we hang him and throw stuff at him and wip him and then burn his corpse when he’s dead and then dance on his ashes…
Why would you want to do that to the soon to be “slaughter”?
What kind of a name/thing is “slaughter”?
Slaughter is a verb. It means to massacre, kill without remorse.
As in: “In that sentence the verb was slaughtered”
Do you guys not know how to read? It says “who ever is the ass hole who made this picture will be slaughter”, using slaughter as a noun and not as a verb. That was the remark Morons was making.
woah, that’s true XD
and well… it’s kind of awkard… but still, excellently drawn, subject apart obviously o_ò
Person who drew is a girl anyway~ lulz
That’s not leo that’s the girl turtle. Leo was blue and the girl turtle was light blue.
there’s a girl turtle?
*checks wikipedia*
can’t find it…
Venus de Milo
Yep, thats Venus. And she is a total fox! (Well, a TURTLE, I suppose… but that’s besides the point!) She wears Cyan, as opposed to blue. And I think this is a poor example of rule 34. At least they’re humanoid. I’ve seen a LOT stranger things. I think the OP just assumed it was Leo.
what female turtle? there never was a female turtle, even ask the creators if the original TMNT… altho if you do you can expect a violent reaction (yes, her existence is VEHEMENTLY been retconned into total nonexistance by Word of God).
Creator, not creators. Eastman loved Venus. It’s Laird who hates her, he bought out Eastman just so he could get rid of Venus.
You can’t spell slaughter without laughter!
my old Algebra teacher’s name was Mr. Slaughter. he always spoke in a monotone voice and listened to Celine Dion.
I had a dentist named Dr. Slaughter. Awkwaaaaaard…
Even better- I once saw an office under the name Dr. Carl Death. B) Not sure what he was a doctor of, though…
As an added note- this picture is hawt.
Agreed
Yayz! Good response!
haha yeah
Ye-No, f*** no. You probably made it you bastard.
i totally got wet
Haha. . .ye-no. Not cool.
lol
you can’t have slaughter, without laughter XD
ahh thats an i set my friends on fire song
or album… i cant remember which.
Leave Jessi Slaughter alone or consequences will never be the same!!
So. Upset about Prop 8 being overturned?
his childhood just took a hard hit thats all, i took a hard hit as thats just more furry gayness i have to deal with…i hope there is nothing down south 2, or i will flee the interwebz for awile
damnit didn’t mean 2doube post…twice *crys*
Turtles are not furry.
I’ve seen the rest of this picture.
Enjoy your vacation
*pause* The rest?
Tongue kissing, suggesting they’re about to have sex if not currently fondling each other below frame.
Oh give me a break. You’re telling me that, for you, if you tonge/french kiss someone, it means it’s going to lead to intercourse? Apparently you’re not familiar with foreplay. It’s no wonder you are so dissatisfied with your life.
Welcome to the world of H doujinshi. Enjoy your stay.
Thank you, I plan to xD
Your comment made my day!
You do realize the concept of foreplay is because it happens before sex, right?
They were retconned to be unrelated, when the female turtle was brought into the story, so that the writers could have the option of developing a romance with her and one of the guys.
I thought that series was re-retconned out of cannon? The creators of the original cartoons explicitly deny Venus (the female turtle) as having been part of their storyline.
No such thing as canon.
Prop 8 has nothing to do with 2 characters who are SUPPOSED to be straight.
Changing that is just WRONG…
I bet you wouldn’t be saying that if it were two female characters making out.
Their cheeks are flushed, therefore: they’re doing something naughty.
… Or have been strangling each other…. :I
I see you are familiar with the internet.
Dang it! Now that image is in my head. And it’s kinda hawt. Bad brain bad!
Personally no, but I have heard of stranger things.
You were abused as a child, weren’t you?
yes every morning… i would get up go to a puller get a cigarette shoved up my @#$… and i would shiver in the corner… for the rest of the day
You too? At least you got a cigarette. I got a baseball bat. The big end.
A baseball bat? Lucky. I got a fencepost, with the wire still attached.
(If anyone would be so kind, we need a fourth Yorkshireman here.)
But try to tell young people that today, and they don’t believe you.
Fencepost? Pure luxury. ‘T were our idea of heaven was to have fencepost with wire up our @#$.
I used to *dream* of fenceposts. Every morning we using to get steam engines up our @#$$es, then have to ride our bikes over rocky ground to volunteer at a prison.
I don’t think they can watch Barney, or have Mike Tyson beat them up if they’ve been slaughtered prier to that.
You sound like my boyfriend. Creepy.
hehe i actualy find this really hot. and i mean HAWT!
Me too, am I gay? That makes me gay? :I
It only makes you gay if you’re a turtle.
i think this pic is hot
Yes, me too D:
i like how your names christian yet your super violent
it suits him
Considering your username, you are a hypocrit. And, there’s a special place in the hereafter for hypocrits.
It’s Sneefee off of deviantart
Actually.. I know the woman who made this. she has been sick recently but because of this kind of skill she shows when her actual paid days on the job did not meet rent she was able to get rent paid by having people watch her draw their own commissions for them.
Really.. sexist much assuming it to be a guy and yes that is Raph and Leo her favorite pairing and one many say the first live action movie backs up.. heh.
it’s not crime to get artistic your writing however should be…
Holy f***!!! You have some childhood left in you?
I lost the last of my childhood years ago, and i’m only 16.
-barfs all over the place-sry two girls one cup wtf is this…O_O -pukes more- WTF!? TMNT GOD DAMMIT WTF!?
Ohai.
I see you’re new to the internet.
That’s disgusting.
Atleast it’s not Shredder – then it would become guro very quickly.
ahhhh now that you’ve said it, rule 34 says it must exist! shredder with one of the turtles…. ehhhhwwwwww.
Ahahah!! Imagine that (or rather not)! xD
Well that’s just…I don’t know.
Which is more disturbing, 2 male turtles making-out or a picture of an unmasked ninja?
I’d choose the latter..
Dont you mean: “Which is more disturbing, 2 male turtles making-out or the fact that they are brothers?”
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WTF MAN!
just cause you’ll have to spend money on therapy for the rest of ur live, doesnt mean we have to!
both f***ing gross but i’d say the fact they are brothers is even worse >.>
If they’re unmasked, they’re not a ninja.
A ninja can never be unmasked.
Unless being unmasked is the mask he wears.
thinks a long time… I GOT IT… no i dont…
I think a ninja can take off their own mask.
Doesn’t say anywhere in the rules they can’t.
B’SIDES EVERYWHERE!!!
ah, but you can clearly see that the orange mask is held by a lighter green fist – obviously not the hand of the ninja in question!
they’re not ninja… a ninja can only be seen by other ninja and everyone can quite clearly see them.
Ahhh, but is it them that they see? Or the projection that they want them to think is them? ::Gong::
You are wise grasshopper.
Real ninjas didn’t wear masks in the first place :\
They usually dressed like peasants.
They were assassins, not japanese theater hands (which is where the ‘traditional’ ninja image comes from)
WELCOM 2 TEH INTERNETZ!!!1!!
I dunno… it’s kinda hot.
*like*
you scare me
Same here :3
YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!? ….. it kindave is…
“TMNT pr0n: Better than Transformers p0rn
Say goodbye to your childhood innocence kiddies!
or is it
TMNT p0rn: Still Better Than “Revenge of the Fallen”
Okay, Rule 34 can have the TMNT, but I draw the line at My Little Pony!
no… they have My Little Pony as well.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
I’ll just take your word for it and not google that.
It’s
TMNT: Still Better Than Twilight.
Isn’t everything? XP
It’s as good as Keroro yaoi.
I agree, but I’m not gay… Ahhh I don’t know anymore! D:
Time to get out of the closet, bro.
(This picture is so hawt)
@_@ I am at a lost of words.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
F*** you internet
Pfsh… pansies. It’s not even GAY rule 34 and you are flipping s**t. *sighs*
Considering that both of those turtles are male, I think that makes it Gay Rule 34. Also they are brothers.
“They do know we’re brothers, right?”
“That doesn’t seem to matter.”
*shudders* Teh interwebz scare me.
SUPERNATURAL REFERENCE FTW!
And yeah, the disturbing part is that they’re brothers. Otherwise… It’s just kissing. A little odd, but not childhood raping, imo. I mean, it could be worse. Not quite sure how, but it could.
Actually I think that’s the female ninja turtle, Venus De Milo
We have to find the one who drew this so we can ask him!!!
My gayness depends of that!!!
Balls aren’t touching.
Wow. That’s… actually kind of hot.
I really, REALLY hope you don’t have any pets.
I do. I have a cat. Strangely enough, I have never though of him sexually. Hmm… :/
Its scary but true O.O
Wait, where was the sarcasm? I only see honesty and self-loathing…
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!! WTF Dude?!
there is something f***ing wrong with you. you need seriously need help.
thanks mr. close minded. leave people and there preferences be
I find it hot to, and I’m not gay. (I guess)
BROTHERS!!! They’re brothers! Who cares about gayness! BROTHERS!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….At least they haven’t gotten my little toaster y…wait they did? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now it’s gonna be hard to keep myself from searching that to see if it’s true
but I MUST RESIST
You’re not the only one… you’re not the only one…
Thank you. Thank you so much, asshat. Now I will never get THAT out of my head, either.
my willpower broke i looked. it exists….
Yeah..I looked too it can’t be unseen….
No, actually they have.
sorry.
fapfapfapfapfapfap
LOL!
kos o5tak
kos o5tak l7alak
kos emmo kaman
kos ummik
Isn’t that the girl turtle? Venus?
No… is Miguel Angelo and Leonardo…
Miguel? since when are they Mexican?
Miguel? since when are they Mexican?
-x-
Truth^^^^^^
Nope, pretty sure that that’s Leonardo and… I’m guessing Raphael, but it could be Michelangelo.
Michelangelo, he wears the orange mask!
Well, while the mask looks a little orange-y, it is probably meant to be Raphael. Raph and Leo is a popular pairing.
>.>
<.<
And you know this……why?
Any hard core turtle fan who has searched the internet would know of the subcultures popularity. Including “turtlecest” this piece was done by an artist on deviantart named Sneefee.
http://sneefee.deviantart.com
Goddammit! I’m gay then
But only for turtles.
I’m sure she appreciates you linking to her site. She loves it when her work is taken without her permission and manipulated like this. Find a new hobby.
But I thought Leo and Raph didn’t get along so well? Leo is like a smarty pants “I can do everything” and Raphael is all “I can do it all myself”…. But is def. Leo and Mikey. Donatello was purple, Raphaelle is red, Michaelangelo is orange, correct? Hm/
Opposites attract, especially angsty teenage male turtles, rule 34 doesn’t care.
I have no clue what the rules are. I probably don’t want to know.
Venus wore a light blue mask. So no.
that is light blue dumb@$$!!!!!
It doesn’t make sense, cuz he says “No excep-OH HELL NO!”
It didn’t have exceptions b4, so why the hell no ?
Cause messing with TMNT is too damn much. hence the “F*** YOU INTERNET!”
shut up!! it’s funny!!
people ruining jokes are worse than rule 34 :_(
Because this was going too far… TMNT is childhood and this… This was the rape of that childhood…
No, it didn’t, but there was an understood rule that you do not mess with a Man’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The fact that someone would…. so ravenously destroy that sacred tenant is the shocker.
Hence the shock of the man who made this poster.
Clearly they are new to the Internet.
People are stupid… especially the majority of people who submit stuff on this site that don’t understand the concept of the website.
Plus the added irony that Leonardo and Michelangelo’s IRL namesakes did not like each other.
Is that supposed to be Leonardo or that girl turtle from that horrible live action show?
There was a girl turtle?…
Way to break up the band.
itt: people who aren’t familiar with rule 34 think this is childhood destroying
It’s funny until it touches something from your childhood.
Nope, still funny after. Totally.
Not when they get at your beloved Calvin & Hobbes and Peanuts characters. The horror of Rule 34 truly knows no bounds. >.<
Actually that still makes it HILARIOUS.
Then again, I may or may not be a soulless monster according to some people, so that may factor into it XD
*cries* Nooooooooooooooooooo!
This could be Mikey and Venus..the female turtle that was in the live action tv show
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_Turtles:_The_Next_Mutation
just to stop the sickness this could be Venus de Milo kissing Michaelangelo
still wrong yes but better then gay turtles
My response:
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1489#comic
+4 interwebs for you
Little by little the internet kills everyones child hood ._.
anyone know where i can find the original pic?
MY EYES!!!!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_%28Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles%29
youre welcome.
Yeah – but in the poster, there is no braiding.
my childhood is gone 8(
And this, my friends, is teh internetz.
Faptastic!
HOT
and how cute the blush they both have on their cheeks, aawww
Where are Donatello and Raphael?
out of frame?
Pan down…. *evil grin*
in the back room
Who do you think took the picture?
master splinter
you’re all going to have me for this but.. that’s kind of hot .__.
Which is why the artist drew it of course. They thought it’d be sexy. Every fandom has stuff like this in it.
I’m not affected by this stuff any more, but there’s really creepy stuff for this fandom somewhere I’m sure.
Yup! I helped create some of it.
Type “Turtlecest” into google. 
i meant hate… oops D:
The one in blue is a female turtle named Venus de Milo, so it isn’t two males kissing.
…Wait, is that Leo or is it Venus? Because didn’t Venus have the lighter “skin” and the light blue mask? Urgh… can’t remember.
Actually, this is pretty hot :3
Yes, I must agree with you.
At least it wasn’t, like, He-man and Man-at-Arms…
…it’s out there somewhere. Just don’t look for it.
thats true, I found it, curiosity killed me
2 gays don’t make a str8 dude…
Is that Raphael and Leo, or Raph and the female turtle whos name escapes me?
That’s … an interesting point. Can anyone even tell the difference? Doesn’t she also have a blue headband?
I don’t see how that makes things any better.
Congrats: that means you’re not a homophobe!
In cases like this homophobia is deserved. There’s just no excuse for doing this to TMNT.
yea It’s Venus, she has a baby blue headband. Leo’s is dark blue.
Yea, that’s the female one. Just took a look at wikipedia. They pretty much X-ed her out of the series in 2000. She will pop up here and there if u look hard enough
yea that is Venus, Leo’s headband is dark blue.
Venus’ is baby blue.
Leonardo and Michelangelo. Leo has the blue mask, Mike has the orange one. Mike also had the nun chucks, which, if this pic were bigger, we’d see what one ninja can really do to another ninja with nun chucks.
No, It’s Leo. The female turtle’s (Venus) head band was braided. And, even if it was her, it’s still be weird because they are all siblings. Ew.
Wow- i’m a nerd.
You just cut the last shred of hope my childhood was clinging on to.
NERD POWER ACTIVATE
That’s what I said 3 comments up.
I still believe her name was Venus.
It’s upsetting to see such good artsmanship for something so utterly disturbing as ruining most of our childhood memories of the TMNT
Seriously! The art itself isn’t bad at all, it’s just, the subject is so… Eep.
Oh, lord, this again… Perhaps the first slashy fanfic I came across back in the early days of my joining the internet, was TMNT slash. It was creepy.
*faints*
I’m guessing this is from DeviantART…
Yea it is d-.-b, deviantart….you and /b/ mess up everyhthing on the interwebz
ironically, there is a TMNT ad right next to it, but still, it’s not that bad
Well, one of them could be Venus.
Everyone remembers Venus, right?
I remember venus its a shame she was only in 3 episodes
Umm…you guys do know that is not Leonardo, right? A show was made called “Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation” Which introduced a female Ninja Turtle and her and Michaelangelo did have a romantic tension on the show…sort of. Her name is Venus de Milo. You can tell it is her simply because it is LIGHT blue and Leonardo is DARK blue. Look for yourselves…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_Turtles:_The_Next_Mutation
Leonardo’s has been inked in dark blue AND light blue. Venus’ is braided. Venus is extremely obscure and is probably not the subject of this demotivation.
Everyone saying the mask is too light… this was done by a fan, and in fan art, the colors are seldom perfect. This is most likely not Venus, ya homophobes.
Ok…you could also argue that this was done by a fan and the person didn’t remember that Venus had her headband braided. I’m not a homophobe, I just don’t see this as Leo. I see it as Venus and Mikey.
That’s the point of art. It’s also the point of my baited post. Everyone b**ching that it’s one way or the other… it’s all about what the individual staring at it sees.
If you see Venus, you see Venus… if you see Leo, you see Leo. One thing I should tell you though… The type of art used, the subject and the way it’s drawn… profiling it, it looks like it was done by a high school girl, and for some reason… high school girls that do this kinda fan art are usually into Yaoi… majorly.
It appears to be Michelangelo and Venus, the female Ninja Turtle. She wears a blue mask but it’s a lighter blue than Leonardo’s.
I’ve seen much, much worse. Everything from Ed, Edd, n Eddy to Gargoyles to Flapjack to Spongebob. It’s out there.
And this is one of the better TMNT pieces I’ve seen.
Spongebob and Flapjack?!
HOW TWISTED IS THE INTERNET!?!?
Very.
It’s Venus. The mask is too light to be Leonardo.
Yup yup it’s Venus alright!
no, its not Venus
Venus’ head-band had a braid in her head-band/mask, to signify she was female
the blue headband in the picture is lose, like Raphs is
its Leo, just the colors used are a lgither tone than normal
That’s kinda hot.
Mhmm
Exactly my thought :p
well, at least they are blushing, so they are not entirely comfortable with it. at least, i think they are. they got a bit of a red hue onder their eyes.
That’s no imbarassment, nzall.
xD That just made my day. Well, it would have, if this picture hadn’t ruined it. >.>
That’s the kind of stuff that could turn even me into a homophobe wanting to vote for proposition 8^8.
Just EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and the creator of this is sick.
My inner child. This just killed it.
Rule 36.
First let me say this, the artist of this work is a female. That’s right, the artist is a she, not a he. Secondly, that is not Venus. She only does gay artwork so it is not the female turtle you speak of.
You know who did this…?
TELL US WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE!
THE CONSIQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME FOR HER!!!
Get. A. Life. >:|
Hot! JK, wtf? TMNT making out is sort of.. scarring.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Okay, I’m better now. The caption is *exactly* what I was thinking.
Suddenly I’m reminded of that episode where they had that giant squid under remote control, and Donatello made it pick up Shredder and the bad guys and spank them. That scene comes off way different when you are an adult and have knowledge of Japan. o.O
That just reminded me of a filler episode in Bleach: the Women’s Society and a few others were on the beach and got attacked by GM watermelons designed for hollow training (yes, Kurotsuchi made them). They had tentacles and it made me burst out laughing when a few of them got picked up by them and one said “There’s a tentacle in my swimsuit!” I can’t remember who said it or which episode it was (maybe in the late #220s).
And that’s not the first time Bleach made me think of tentacle rape… o.O
this is so damn funny hahahaha
Cant spell ‘slaughter’ without ‘laughter’
OUCH! My childhood….
It’s the internet folks. Everything and Everyone is doing something perverted somewhere on the net. Get over it. Every childhood icon included.
This.
People who whine about their childhood need to get a life. Imo.
So…is anyone going to help me find the original or not?
google sneefee
Just to let you know, that’s the female ninja turtle Venus who came on in the later series, she wore the light blue mask
Hey they deserve a bit of love too
I mean there is only one (and in some cases via comics two) women, so what are you going to do?
Did anyone notice that Mikey kinda looks female?
Someone please link me to the full picture. ME LIKEY!
i shall be having nightmares tonight…….
The one with the light blue mask is the stupid female mystical one remember? Didn’t you guys watch the live action one… at least the first episode until you figured out it was s**t.
Actually, no, it’s not. Lol. That artist is strictly slash only. Sorry.
It’s Leo and Raph. =/
It’s a waste of breath to try to correct the ignorant. =\
I did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man f*** u interweb, f*** you in the ass
Damn it, Rule 34. >.<
Venus? What's with people screwing with the originals? It that kind of crap that will kill childhood memories.
Oh and Venus supposedly had the ends of her mask twisted as if to form a ponytail. This one doesn't have it so it's not her.
IT’S NOT RULE 34 YOU TWAT
STFU you fool. Yes, it is. Grow a brain stem before you try to insult someone. Child.
and Rule 34 just jumped up and owned us all now pardon me whilst i go locate my eye bleach.
DISTURBING!
arent the brothers………
its hot, and wen did a girl turtul come up.
yeeeah light blue NT is Female, so i’m ok with this
No. F***ing. Exceptions. Deal with it.
(pun intended.)
Dude that is totally Leonardo, they are both dudes, cant you see the adams apples? That said this is super hot.
I love this picture. And many more like it including other toons. Stupid to cry “MY CHILDHOOD! BAWWWWWWW!” Seriously. It was your CHILDHOOD! It’s in the PAST.
Get over it.
And yes, I’m a Furry and gay at that.
“OH, NOES, A GAY FURRY!!” DDDDD:
You are not the only one Aerosmith
And for those who are wondering, the artist is a FEMALE, not a male. And to answer the other question, that is NOT VENUS. She (the artist) only does gay artwork.
I didn’t know twins were insects.
Leonardo = Blue
Raphael = Red
Michelangelo = Orange
Donatello = Purple
Venus = Baby Blue (Venus was in the TV show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Next Mutation which aired on Fox from 1997-1998)
Calm down nerds. That’s clearly a baby blue mask. Naptime! Heads down!
Classic canon pwns crappy new live action show (or movie, whatever it was). The blue headband will always be Leo and no one else. I don’t care if you say it’s this venus character. I saw Leo when i looked at it and my brain has a giant bruise on it right now.
My childhood was murdered just now…
AAAH QUICKLY THINK OF OLD NUNS!
I can’t stop laughing xD
BALLS!!
In case anyone wants to know, there are proper fanfiction and even doujinshi of them XDDD.
First of all, these are Leo and Raph making out, so all hoping for non-cestous gay free smooching… bad luck I’d say
(Seriously, do any of them look like a girl in there? ^^)
Secondly, the colours in this are generally lighter because of a different drawingstyle with near to no black lineart and more pastel-ish colours, hence Raph’s bandana looking a little more orangy and Leo’s in a lighter blue. Also the skin tones are lighter.
How do I know this? Well I happen to know the artist.
Thirdly, to all homophobes around here: BE HAPPY it’s just this picture! It could very well have been something that’d quite easily break your obviously fragile brains in two. :3
Seriously “OMG MY CHILDHOOD!!”? Better freak out over the hair sex abomination of the Smurfs in Avatar, people. It’s not going to travel back in time to your childhood and butt rape you in front of the TV.
OR IS IT!?? *insert Dun Duun Duuuun sound here*
This is just a joke with the obvious reaction on first seeing such a thing. It’s supposed to be funny, not to make you kick start your hate-speech-engines. But I guess that insight sneakily eluded some of you guys. ^^
Wouldn’t this technically be rule 46?
NO. F***ING. EXCEPTIONS. Deal with it.
Okay. So. Here we go. I felt I needed to contribute to this.
I read slash fanfiction, so the fact that they are both guys doesn’t bother me.
The fact that are brothers also does not bother me. (See again: fanfiction)
I never watched TMNT as a kid, so that doesn’t bother me.
What bothers me, is that they are entirely turtles. Like, it’s not even sometimes they are humans and sometimes they are turtles. They are TURTLES. Albeit, Ninja Turtles, but still.
Although I must say, if I pretend that they aren’t actually turtles, it’s a pretty hot picture.
This is the truth we were all told we couldn’t handle. *sigh* hate it when Jack Nicholson is right.
Bunch of whiny crybabies…
Eh, cartoon beastiality isn’t for everyone.
No god damn it noooooooooooo
Oh god…Why..
Rule 35.
Seriously? No freaking way!
That is NOT Leonardo in the pic…..It’s Venus…the 5th FEMALE Turtle who shared no relation to the original 4 brothers…..Making out with Raph. Making this photo in no way Homosexual but rather HOT!……come on ya’ll…KNOW YOUR TURTLES….
Actually, it is Leonardo. Lol. The artist is a slash artist, not a het. So.. if you find this hot.. I have some bad news.
Awesome.
that picture makes me cry
I know this sounds kind of wrong, but I think this is kinda hot.
I bet ten bucks this came from 4chan.
…no one is going to take that bet.
10 bucks says the rest of the artwork shows them both as hermaphrodites.
THIS CAME FROM DEVIANTART! ARTIST SNEEFEE! AND YES, THAT IS LEO AND RAPH!
/caps
Wait–that’s Raph? Not Mikey??? Stupid failing monitor!
And, she did not authorize her work to be re-posted and manipulated. >:|
Indeed, and i think she may not be happy with people yelling her name here over and over so every idiot here can go and find her/bother her, etc.
Wow….never knew my post would get that much comments…O_o
If you are regarding this poster pic of stolen and manipulated art, I suggest you remove it. The re-posting was not authorized. >:|
If, however, you are the original artist, please ignore and keep up the great work.
I don’t really know WHY, but this picture scares me a little O_o
It doesn’t make any better if it’s a female turtle. It’s still wrong.
Bye bye childhood memories.
Stealing fan art so you can bash it? So immature! How do I report this?
Been researching that myself. It figures that a site that steals fan art wouldn’t have a ‘report’ button. Because that would mean they actually *care* about respecting the artist. *rolls eyes*
this site seems to not do fair use of art… i really do hope this can be removed, but i am not having much hope for that, sadly enough.
It still qualifies you twit. Stop being a jackass, get off the internet and get the hell out of your mother’s basement.
I always thought japanese girls drew the homo-erotic stuff but that would mean there are girls on the internet which we all know is a lie.
This is made of f***ing win and awesome. I never LOLed so hard. XD
IM GONNA BACKTRACE THIS MOFO…. CONCECUNECES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!
AND YA… MY SPELLBING SUX
If you are threatening the artist of this, I suggest you seriously reconsider. >:|
LIKE A TURTLE… THAT SUX… TOUNGES… WTF!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGG!!!!!!1
CUE the new theme song
“Horny Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Horny Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!…”
Raphael? Leonardo? WHat th-OH MY GREAT, SHINY BALL OF DEATH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH*brain exploding followed by unintelligble muttering* My childhood, my childhood. . .
One of my favorite pics of Leo and Raph by the great artist Sneefee! Yes she is a girl. If you find this hot, just search “turtlecest” and you’ll find much more. And maybe a community or two. lol
Hellz yah she’s my hero
She did not authorize the re-posting and manipulation of this. Do not advertise her art to the vast majority of individuals on this site who have no respect for her. Regardless of what she draws, her work should *not* be taken in this manner. >:|
I WILL post whatever I want. And since I was not the first one to put who the artist is then I didn’t think it mattered to post it and give her credit. She is amazing but if she doesn’t want it on here then she needs to email the Admins so they can take it down. No need to attack everyone. >:| >:| >:| >:| >:| >:| >:| >:| >:| >:| >:| >:| >:| >:| >:| >:| >:|
giving credit is one thing… but i am sure not everyone here wants to know who she is to tell her how good an artist she is… just one look at the comments here tells me that.
And like I said, I wasn’t the first to say her name. Has she tried the contact us link at the bottom of the screen? That would be the best way to get it taken down. Everything that is made public on the internet is fair game. That’s just how it is.
no, that is not how it is.
the internet is not a big grab for free bucket, unlike some think. there are things like copyright that also apply to images, photos, stories, etc. on the internet.
Okayyy.. my god. I was trying to be nice. I’m a fan of her work, remember? There’s also things that prevent your images from being right-clicked and saved too.
nothing wrong with being nice, its just that i have seem too many people believe everything on the Internet is free to grab, use as they please and clam an image/photo as their own.
i am sorry if i sounded to harsh, that was not meant that way.
yes there are things to prevent right click and safe.. unfortunately Da is not using those ( would be very handy there!) , and there always seem to be people who find a way around it to get the image anyways.
I know. I see that every day.
It’s ok. I know you were defending her. Sorry if I was harsh back.
I didn’t know that DA didn’t have that. I was thinking more along the lines of her “official” page though. Not the one on DA. Yes, that is true. If someone wants it bad enough they will get it.
When you put your art up on the net (DA or elsewhere) then someone is going to steal and repost it. Sad, but true. You can do things like watermarking it if you really don’t want people reposting it. If you put a comment in the picture or on the site with your pictures that states “This image may not be used, altered or reposted without my permission” then most admins will take it down if asked. Otherwise you really are just “throwing your art to the wind” and what happens is what happens. Copyrighted or not. I don’t condone this practice, but I am a realist.
Also, DA specifically states that they are NOT responsible for anything that happens to anyones intellectual property on their network. All provisions for copyright are up to the user (e.g. watermarking). So, anyone that puts their art on DA and DOESN’T watermark it and/or put copyright infringement comments on EACH image has just lost their right to the image (not the artwork mind you, just the image on DA).
I do believe my brain just willingly shut down.
My childhood…. MY CHILDHOOD?!
Cannot unsee… need brainbleach… now…
Man, people take these things too seriously. Lighten up, people, this is hilarious.
hilarious….. really.
if i think that my 2 years old can see this on tv, weeeeelll…..
FURRY YAOI!? ON MY ICHC? WHATISTHISTHISIDON’TEVEN?!?
…God I came
*sigh*….. everyone has fetishes >_< i just wish that i didnt walk in on that and yet what makes me curious is, why are people appauled at this? is it because they are gay, or because they are a childrens show? or is it because they are gay turtles??? 0.o
My childhood has been molested, tentacle raped, and violated in every possible way.
Thank you Rule 34. *sarcasm*
Noooo! Damn you, Rule 34!
maybe its coz im a girl… or maybe because i nver got into tnmt…
but i find this strangely hot…
Brain bleach, BRAIN BLEACH NEED BRAIN BLEACH!
I strangely like that picture, I don’t know why… Am I gay? D:
me too lol. im a little freaked out, cus i found my self back on here in 30 mins
CANNOT UNSEE! CANNOT UNSEE!
Ok, both of them are hermaphrodite, end of discussion.
i like yaoi, i have read and see things like this all the time, but THIS IS A MAJOR EXCEPTION!!! DX
OMG, WHAT THE F***ERY IS THAT!? AHHH! NOT LEO AND MIKEY!!! Ok I kinda agree with Ruby, that is strangely hot…but seriously, my inner child is traumatized!
Oh goddamnit…
Damn is right!
i find myself strangely attracted to this pic…
Can they take off the shells? And, how can we be sure they’re brothers? These are questions that NEED to be WASHED FROM MY MIND!
Gah!
that is the point: no-one can ever be sure of the turtles are related or not..
pet shop turtles ( what the four originally where ) are born on turtle-farms: may eggs from different mothers together in an incubator. take four random hatchings form that.. the can be from the same mom, but that is not sure. they can also be from two or even four different moms.
now that’s hot
Call me weird and gross, but i prefer Raph and Mikey XP
Definately my favorite pairing
I say that’s kind of hot! Rule 34 is still in place!!!!!!!
First off, You all fail.
Secondly thats Venus and Mikey
Thirdly, No exception to Rule 34.
THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
You effin rock, Rubieus! 10 internets for you times the amount of posts on this page stating that this demotivational poster was gay.
As for everyone else…..IT’S VENUS! Not LEO!!!
as for you and allthe others who keep denying: its leonardo.
why do you insist in it being venus.. is boy-girl turtle that less bad then two male turtles together?
It’s Leonardo, not Venus. Venus had the back of her bandana tied to look like a ponytail.
secondly: that is leonardo and raphael. ((trust me they are.))
most tmnt fans i know do not like venus, and do not ever use her.
Urgh I like shounen-ai n yaoi but this is…THIS IS AS BAD AS STUMBLING ON POKEMON YAOI. EEEEEEEEEw
pokemon yaoi? sounds interesting, links?
It means an intercourse between a man and another man. Do you REALLY wanna see?
Heck ya! =P
Yummy <3
Dakota.
*drools* I could stare all dai… I feel all warm and fuzzy inside…. *happy sigh* I luv u person who drew dis piktur!
this is a reply to everyone who posted here.
>and suddenly verdemotivational is the new failblog. good job noobs to the internet.
My childhood is now ruined
aaaaaaand childhood raped.
Heh… I already have this on my computer… Lol LeoXMikey.
This pic is not authorized to be use in such a manner. The artist who drew this did not authorize the re-posting nor did the artist authorize the pic to be manipulated in such a fashion.
If you want to make posters like this, kindly ask the artist for their consent.
At least it looks to be consensual. (You don’t want to see some of the Pokemon pr0n out there. It’s… it’s… just trust me. You don’t want to know. :shudder:)
Its obviously Venus because the mask is light blue instead of a more royal blue like Leo’s.
i know this artwork, and i have to break it to you: its not venus but leonardo.
… I just threw up… Oh god.
*throws up again*
aaaaa… AAAAAGGHH!
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!
I was really never a fan of TMNT… so… this didn’t ruin my childhood (not only that, but the original series was made in the 80s, right? I was born in the 90s). Oh… and I have seen MUCH worse than this… infact, this is pretty tame, and actually kind of hot compared to other TMNT yaoi pics I have seen.
Yes, you are right, this is NOTHING compared to what is out there, so everyone who is barfing….never, EVER, watch anything that says yaoi on it. …I’ve seen WAY worse.
idk, i kinda like it
;A; noooo my…my childhood >A< not the worst thing I've seen but still man…that's just…i need brain bleach
rule 34 has ruined many childhood memories…toy story…i carly…labyrinth…all….gone…
My childhood just died.
*FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*
Obviously Venus. You Guys who think its two guys are just plain stupid.
nope, it is leonardo. i have seen this artwork in its original context.
and why is thinking its two guys stupid?
i also am sure the artist will not be amused that it was manipulated and used here.
ive seen worse. i saw one where mickey was getting double stuffed by leo and rafiel while rafiel was sucking off some furry creature and donny was getting ass f***ed by another blue furry creature while sucking off a furry blue creature while also getting jerked off by the blue furry f***ing him.
Where did you find that pic? I wanna see!
Where was this?
Just asking, you know, no reason…..
*watches*
Hey Boss, whatcha doin’?
WHAT!?!! Get out of here you cretinous fool! And shut that door!
Hey, I think it’s Toitle Trashin’ Time! Right, Boss? AHHHHHHOLYTACOMOELARRYCHEESE! What are you doing?!!!
Screw that–what are them Toitles doin’?!
I tink they is grooming each other. Or checking their fillings. It’s important to have good dental hygiene. I brush mys teeth every week.
How dare you barge in on me! You moronic mutants are ruining this surveillance operation! I am never going to destroy my enemies, who dishonored me, if you two don’t quit ruining every single plan I come up with! And who are you to judge me!!! That bottle of Jergens is because I have dry hands. Do you know how much this metal chafes? Now GET OUT!
O_O THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS 2 girls 1 cup IF NOT WORSE OMFG EWWW EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW WTF!? I WANNA KILL THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS S**T!!!!!!!!!!
Christ, people, it’s not Leonardo, it’s Venus.
It’s still creepy, but not nearly as much so when you realize Venus is female and not their sister.
crist, hamatokameko, it is leonardo, the artist in question has never drawn venus.
and why does everyone seem to insist its less worse if its a girl? what is sooo bad about two males together?
ok it is creppy if you’ve seen the rest of the picture…..and yes it is venuse…..
Wow, guys, if you’re this surprised, you must have never been on deviantART, fanfiction.net or any other TMNT fansite, like, EVER. XD
Lol, yeah. This is not the worst the internet has to offer.
I had heard rumors but thought it was made up. That’s too funny!
(Why is Don always the bottom? Geesh.)
Sigh…no, that’s Leo…and Raph. Being gay. Really, why does homosexuality have to bleed into every single form of entertainment anymore? Reminds me of the video game Enchanted Arms, with the gay character in that. I watched NCIS the other day, and BAM, gay murder victim and suspect. And now this…call me homophobe, call me callous, but homosexuality is spreading like a f**king infection. If suicide wasn’t a one-way ticket to Hell, I’d have busted my head open on my computer desk by now.
Because gays are EVERYWHERE. Always have been, always will be. If you’re having this much trouble accepting this, maybe you should relocate to Iran. They say there are no gays living there. But don’t be surprised if they have a somewhat looser standard on male-to-male intimacy than what you’re used to.
I completely agree with you.
they’re f**king turtles. get over it?
That is just worng…
AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! MINDWASH NEEDED!!!!!
CANNOT UNSEE.
NooooOOOoo!!! >[]<
I can never watch TMNT again. Ever.
…I wanna see moar. O_O that is very hot. Actually Any Turtle/Mikey is hot…and no that’s not Venus.
You guys do realize that the picture is not gay?
That it’s VENUS the female ninja turtle. Look if you don’t bealive me
That’s not venus, if you look a The ribbon, venus got one who look Like a ponytail, So that’s Léo on The picture
Oh, good… first I was like OnO
But then I saw the wikipedia article on Venus de Milo (TMNT chick why was I not informed)
And then I saw this:
Image Comics
In the comics published by Image, Gary Carlson received only a few rules on what not to do, one of which was No female turtles.[5] However in one issue she appears for a one page cameo. In this continuity it’s revealed that Venus is actually an artificial morphling, named Lurch who apparently took a shine to Mikey and tried to change into his dream date.[6]
tl;dr : Evil dream mutants are taking advantage of an immature turtle ninja’s brain to make him be a normal teenage boy…
Now I can sleep again without nightmare…
Beg pardon?!!
NO! VI ODIO TUTTI!
My poor childhood memories…
That’s hot. Too bad I can’t see the rest of the pic.
GOD. DAMMIT. INTERNET. -eyetwitch-
-burns childhood-
http://anti-turtlecest.deviantart.com/ < go there if you want to fight it.
No one noticed the blood splatters behind them…
Nothing like snogging after a good blood bath.
Wow. That picture and Jay just killed my childhood and ruined my entire day. Need to go troll now for recovery.
This sent soo many chills down my spine and made me twitch soo much
I wanna see the whole pic! Very nicely drawn with a nice pairing!
And also, it isn’t venus because her masks knot runs down like a braid, so there wouldn’t be any loose-ends like there are here.
… What IS rule 34?
It’s garbage, shouldn’t even exist.
Cannot be unseen! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I got your mindbleach and eyebleach right here. Line up, it’s all free!
::::Dunks head in Brain Bleach:::::
Wow, amazing weblog structure! How long have you ever been running a blog for? you make blogging look easy. The full glance of your site is great, let alone the content!
Turtlecest, I loved this 1 year ago
D
Ouch…my childhood.