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Daddy and Bich??
His dad was calling the girl b**ch, so he thought that was her name.
It’s a part of a far longer story of a child from divorced family. His father has a new chicka and his mother calls her “b**ch” but he doesn’t know it so he assumes the girl’s name is “B**ch”. There is a whole story on the internet. I’ve tried to dig it up, but couldn’t find anywhere, I’d really appreciate any links, cuz that story is funny as f***ing hell.
Little kids…their naivety is so ammusing. xD
…or adults who believe the poorly crafted work of other adults pretending to be kids….
…Or Morons who think that anything SLIGHTLY good is fake because they can’t believe in s**t, and need counselling lol…
Atheism in but a few words
That’s right, atheists dont believe in any of that god s**t.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
R-R-R-REKAERB OBMOC!
There wasn’t even a combo there, you fail
You have been troll’d, you fail
C-C-C-CONDOM BREAKER
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
no combo but anyways everybody still making combos everybody STILL saying the same STILL USING THE COMBO DO YOU KNOW WHY!? BECAUSE PEOPLE DOESNT HAVE NOTHING THO SAY! NOTHING!!
it would be a serious problem for the future of the internet
You’re either a troll or ten.
Haha I saw this on Smosh’s website…it was so funny, I laughed out loud at like three in the morning and almost woke my mom up! >.<
how’d you do that all the way down in the basement?
well she probably couldn’t hear you, because she was busy wrestling with your dad xD!
Sorry that was me, I’ve lowered my standards when heavily intoxicated.
You pricks need to STFU! I’m a teenager, you pervs! >:( It’s called summer vacation, you freakin’ morons! Go to your stupid basement, why don’tcha?!
basement…
Dont worry, im sure ur dad never wins at ‘wrestling’
lol, they’re trolls, and getting pissed off at them like that, only fuels them.
hahahahha, don’t cry about it. jeeez
I beat both your parents at wrestling. All that remains is you.
Well, tell the bich to go back to sleep!
Go to hell you freakin’ retards…>.>
I second that.
FIRST!
…fail.
Ooooh, so close!
go to bed timmy, mommy and daddy are wrestling
I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed he referred to his mom as “bich”
Maybe his dad calls her that so much he thinks that’s her name, lol.
“Bich” is either daddy’s girlfriend or boyfriend. Daddy’s a player.
Actually, I think the drawing is a fake anyway. Some teenager thinking he’s being witty.
I agree, the handwriting doesn’t look like a child’s handwriting.
go away now.
Caption fail.
If this is real, that child is going to be very scarred in a few years when he discovers what they were ACTUALLY doing…
why? they were having some fun xD
So cute and lolzy. Love it.
dont worry mom is him showing later
if he is 5+ old he should know what is going on, sex is everywhere
A kid doesn’t write like that. And if you’re 5yrs old, you really don’t know that…
At least i’m happy i didn’t.
Oh, I knew it by then. Just had no idea what the f*** it was for.
…Playboy channel at friend’s house forever.
I’ll teach him ‘wrestling’.
figures your name is ‘pedobear’….
f***en genius
The picture is obviously made by a grown up, not a kid. The letters reek of a grown ups character, just uglied up a bit. A kid that would draw like that would most likely be more inconsistent in his letters.
Well, this is annoying… I submitted this picture to Failblog, it didn’t get picked up, but someone took the same photo and made a poster out of it that gets of VeryDemotivational. FML.
It was already on tots ‘n giggles a few weeks ago.
I expect the ‘b*ch’ is because the kid hears his dad calling out ‘b**ch’ while ‘wrestling,’ so he imagines his dad is wrestling with ‘b*ch.’
Or that is what the faker wishes to imply.
If this was actually a child’s drawing, then they’re very progressive in their spelling. Note how “wrestling” is spelled correctly.
I can tell you that as a grammar school teacher, one of the hardest things a child has to learn is silent letters in spelling. If this were really done by a child too young to understand about sex, it’d likely be spelled as “resling” or something along those lines. Silent W, silent T.
I also appreciate the touch of leaving the “e” out of “Sometimes” in order to try to fool people, but again, at that age, children spell phonetically, so it’d likely look like “sumtimes” or something like that.
So, tl;dr – nice fake.
The child’s age wasn’t even mentioned. Some children are actually quick learners and can read and catch on. I was one of those types.
I’m laughing at the irony of your “tl;dr”.
In all truth, I learned how to read and type significantly at the age of 5. Doesn’t mean this is fake, and/or gay. Get over it– if you were a grammar school teacher,ou’d understand that most children – if not all – have the tendency to learn words faster, and more efficiently with the help of a parent and/or sibling.
So, tl;dr – nice fail.
, you’d*. Wow, love how the space and y didn’t go through. Fml.
Or, rasseling was the only word the kid was unsure of enough to consider asking an older person how to spell.
The first “e” in “sometimes” is exactly the “one of the hardest things a child has to learn is silent letters in spelling” you spoke of. It is quite possible for a kid to have partially learned how to spell certain words; insisting that a kid will spell either entirely correctly or completely phonetically is false dichotomy.
saw this in Family Guy..
Bich is a woman’s name (pronounced “beak”), pretty common in Vietnam. That’s the only thing about the story that makes me think it’s real: if it were a hoax, she’d be named “Chloe” or something.
Is it possible to make a combo of “C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER”? :S
This is an article from collegehumor.com and is by no means real:
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770720
Hawt.
that looks like my boyfriend’s hand writing…
This is hillarious, although it is a tad suspicious- only one word spelled wrong (aside from a single grammatical error) with perfectly legible writing? I also can’t help but think that a kid hearing the B-word would probably spell it b**chuh or something… but who knows? I kinda hope it’s real; it’d make one heck of a best-man speech in a few years…
I agree that this picture is fake.
Who would post this picture anyways? If it’s the parents, obviously they are fucked and scarring their child for life. If it’s a teacher, this would have been reported to the parents and handled with in a more serious manner rather than posting on this site lol
And the letters look like they were done by an adult, just very quickly.
They are too well formed if you actually look at them. I can compare this with the way my 5 year old son rights. Not even close! this is more how his dad writes! ;]
Who the hell cares if parents have sex? There isn’t a law against it.
You haven’t been to Utah recently I assume.
You guys are morons
everyone is focusing on Bich and the consistency of his letters…
but what little kid spells wrestling with the ‘w’?
Go dad!
hawhawhawwww
I was thinking the exact same thing!
Step 4: Don’t say f*** any more
‘Cause f*** is the worst word that you can say
Instead use the word m’kay
LMAO! ^^^^ Win!
South Park reference FTW!
it is not.
Well she is being ‘generous’ to the kids dad.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit.
fail. reference it before u try to continue the joke moron