The brakes (and the bike) still work. the “brake line” is just the brake cable housing. The cable housing doesn’t move. I’ve seen similar bikes at bike shows before.
FOOL! If it really was Chuck Norris he wouldn’t need to ask and he wouldn’t need a bike. He simply round house kicks the planet so it spins in the right direction that he wants to go in and grabs the ground to stop when he gets there.
FOOLISH FOOL WHO FOOLISHLY BELIEVES IN FOOLISH FOOLERY!
Chuck Norris does not need to kick the earth, he just tells it where he wants to go, and the earth obliges, because even it doesn’t wan’t to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris!
But, if you put the brake line thing aside, it seems to be still working… So Chuck Norris could never done this because there would be nothing left of the bike.
1th !!! YES my life is now complete.
Congratulations.
Now go back under your bridge,troll.
It’d only be a troll if it said “st.”
Firth ? oO
The Firth of Forth
Oneth
CHUCK NORRIS asks never.
The damage is from pedaling.
This bike is awesome
Hey, at least it looks like it still works… lol
actually it doesn’t cuz the brake line is entwined in the bike… otherwise i would love to ride around in that bike
The question would be how tightly is it entwined in there? It could be meant to look like that especially since the rest of the bike is in good shape.
The brakes (and the bike) still work. the “brake line” is just the brake cable housing. The cable housing doesn’t move. I’ve seen similar bikes at bike shows before.
FOOLS, if it really was Chuck Norris there would be no bike left, just a giant crater in the ground several miles deep!
Agreed
I third this motion.
I fourth this comment
keep it goin
Nah, can’t be bothered
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a bike. He just Chucks to wherever he needs to go.
Agreed
Chuck knows how to restrain himself. That’s why Earth still exists.
the bikes damage is clearly bruce lees work. if it was chuck norris, the bike would have been divided by zero.
FOOL! If it really was Chuck Norris he wouldn’t need to ask and he wouldn’t need a bike. He simply round house kicks the planet so it spins in the right direction that he wants to go in and grabs the ground to stop when he gets there.
YOU ARE THE FOOL!!! Chuck Norris gets what he wants whenever he wants or else… well… you wouldn’t want to know…
even if he doesn’t need it :p
FOOLISH FOOL WHO FOOLISHLY BELIEVES IN FOOLISH FOOLERY!
Chuck Norris does not need to kick the earth, he just tells it where he wants to go, and the earth obliges, because even it doesn’t wan’t to be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris!
Well, he was probably busy, so he just thought menacingly about the bike.
nah chuck norris just went easy on it. tooo easy.
Can I have that bike?
he won’t ask.
proof : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHBHqe6qhs&playnext=1&videos=UmKvF92ZQI0
Wow, I obviously missed something! Since when did Chuck Norris have a cartoon?!?
Chuck Norris has everything… just we don’t know it yet
dose it still work?
Chuck Norris has everything, even your underwear. He’s just nice enough to loan it to you.
Chuck Norris… is nice…?
But, if you put the brake line thing aside, it seems to be still working… So Chuck Norris could never done this because there would be nothing left of the bike.
As I said before, he was probably busy. He just thought angrily about it.
Chuck Norris (Peace Be Upon Him) does not need to ask for “your” bike because “your” bike already belongs to Chuck Norris (Peace Be Upon Him)
This poster is false, because if you refused to let Chuck Norris to use your bike, he’d Roundhouse kick ya and take the bike!!!!
liars, if Chuck Norris would have really touched that bike, there would have been nothing left of the bike.
The brake line isn’t very twisted. It seems it is just snaked through. I am of the opinion that this may actually work.