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STATLER AND WALDORF


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STATLER AND WALDORF
The Original Trolls

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    • Tom says:

      I can’t wait for the reply’s i will get for this :P

    • Dario says:

      Sure thing Waldorf…

    • Leto says:

      They see me trollin’
      They hatin’

    • twiggy says:

      Saying first isn’t much of a troll, just douchebaggery. People use the term “troll” way too loosely now.

      It has a specific meaning and it’s not “internet verbal diarrhea”.

      • Gunny says:

        True…

        “Trolls : Homo sapiens ingentis

        The largest and most exotic of the metatypes, trolls stand two and
        a half meters tall and can weigh upwards of 350 kilograms, though
        weights closer to 300 kilograms are more common. Most trolls have
        arms that are far longer in proportion to those of the other metahuman races, and their skin is often ridged and lumpy due to natural dermal bone deposits, resulting in a natural armor effect. Like dwarfs, trolls have natural thermographic vision, granting them enhanced sight, especially in low light conditions. A troll’s ears are pointed, and they have two extra teeth—for a total of 34—including prominent lower canines. Trolls also have a pair of horns that grow in all manner of ways—straight, curled, twisted, etc.

        “Though stereotyped as stupid or frightening, trolls are no less
        intelligent or well mannered than other metatypes, though they do
        suffer from disproportionally high illiteracy and poverty rates. Perhaps
        because they still face a certain amount of prejudice in society—not to mention the daily size difficulties of living in a society primarily oriented towards smaller people—trolls often band together socially and culturally. Like orks, many trolls have been driven to the fringes of society by fear and intolerance, leading to extensive populations of SINless squatter trolls. Some trolls prefer the outcast lifestyle, preferring to live simple isolated lifestyles in wilderness or remote urban settings. On the flipside, many trolls have found gainful employment for the very traits that make them marginalized: size, strength, and intimidation. Trolls often work as manual laborers and are in high demand as bouncers, bodyguards, and other security positions.” ~ From Shadowrun, 20th Anniversary Edition, © 2005–2009 WizKids Inc.

        Does that help? :)

  1. Jeffsb says:

    Don’t feed the trolls!

  2. TC says:

    This is win.

    And they did it with style and intelligence, not like this immature s**t today.

  3. UKSponge360 says:

    WIN, i’ve thought about this before, but it’s nice to see it in all it’s muppety glory

  4. BiPolar Bear says:

    These dudes were one of the reasons I watched the Muppet Show!

  5. Chase C. says:

    Maybe, except trolls aren’t funny. these guys are hilarious.

  6. Trafalgar Law says:

    Statler: we didn’t start the flame war!
    Waldorf: yes we did!
    DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

  7. KZN02 says:

    Wow, I didn’t expect this to appear here this soon.

  8. s**t-face c**kmaster says:

    any rule 34 of it? ;D

  9. eyan says:

    O.G. trolls FTW!!! Crown Them!

  10. Jabraille says:

    Finally, a Demotivational Poster my 3-year-old can understand!

    Not that I’m not appreciating it myself. ^^

  11. cove says:

    these guy’s deserve a permanent place on the very demotivational banner so they can watch the fresh fail come in.

  12. überRegenbogen says:

    Well, they’re hecklers. But i suppose that trolls are a very similar animal. heh heh

  13. legend-in-my-own-mind says:

    Best muppets ever, thanks for reminding an old man who forgets alot.

  14. Kevin says:

    These guys ROCKED! Especially when they picked on old Fozzie bear

  15. Lathon says:

    ha ha, sooo true!

  16. Polysaturated says:

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/heckler

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29

    From what I’ve found, it seems the main point separating a heckler from a troll is speech vs. written word.

    We need to clarify this.

    • KZN02 says:

      My apologies, was my choice of word insufficient?

      • Unsaturated says:

        No apologies necessary. You’ve done something far less criminal than the greater internets will be concerned with.

        Stifle your pride, resent your ego. See that only time and knowledge is in front of you.

        Have fun in school. :-)

      • Polysaturated says:

        Sufficient – a word who’s synonyms are adequacy, pleasing and proportionate

        Accurate – a word who’s synonyms are definitiveness, skill and correct

        Word usage is as follows –

        Your apologies will never be sufficient so long as you’re unable to accurately use the English language.

        • Vash says:

          Statler- “Look someone is using proper english!”
          Wardorf- “So he is special like a unicorn?”
          Both- “DOHOHOHOHOHO!!!”

        • KZN02 says:

          Thanks for catching that.

        • Mims says:

          Homophones – words that sound the same but are spelled differently. i.e. it’s and its; there, they’re, and their; to, two, and too; who’s and whose.
          Note that while “who’s” is a contraction for “who is”, “whose” indicates possession.
          Accurate – your use of the English language is not.
          Word usage is as follows-
          Who’s that guy making snotty comments, and whose stick is up his ….?

    • KZN02 says:

      Then again …

  17. Tomcat says:

    A winner is this!

  18. Alizabella says:

    Its sad because I remember this show. But yes, this is an internet win.

  19. Bat-Snake says:

    And they were the very best at it too.
    DOH-HOHOHOHO!!!

  20. fail_of_doom says:

    LOL yes! My baby sister loves The Muppet Show, and she’s always watching the DVDs!

  21. Your MOther says:

    In response to KZN02.

    Sufficient – a word who’s synonyms are adequate, pleasing and proportionate

    Accurately – a word who’s synonyms are definitiveness, skill and correct

    Used in example -

    Your apologies will never be sufficient so long as you are unable to accurately use the English language.

  22. [...] }); Tolkien has a good grasp of the history of troll but one can’t really question Statler and Waldorf’s troll-power. They are able to make fun of anything and will continue to do [...]

  23. 4chan says:

    Nuff said


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