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IN SOVIET RUSSIA…

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA…

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  1. Starky says:

    Hey, that’s not Soviet Russia! Look at the bedsheet!

  2. bob says:

    yay no first comments

  3. joseph says:

    AHHHHHH finish the god damn joke idiot. Just saying that little bit is not funny.

    • Tomfrom thunderland says:

      I soviet Russia cat catches dawg. you’re happy now?

      • Morons says:

        It has absolutely nothing to do with this website… not having idiots being able to contribute would make everyone on here happy. Some people are so stupid, I wonder how they get through life not forgetting to breathe.

        • MC2 says:

          The people who post them and the moderators of this website that lets them through.

          ‘but the point of this website is to make people visit’

          if they keep putting up this shyte i wont be visiting any more

          • TheyCallMeTomu says:

            The real joke here is that people have noticed that people are pissed by all the non-demotivationals, and as thus are playing upon that anger. The solution is to just stop getting agitated.

            You are being trolled.

      • Jeffsb says:

        I hate you
        why?
        I hate people who just are plain dumb

        YALL ARE DUMB, YALL ARE REALLY REALLY DUUUUUUMB

    • Karma says:

      Just look at the picture… someone else will remake it in a few weeks, don’t get your undies in a bunch. I think the picture alone is hilarious.

      • Starky says:

        In fact, I’ll remake it now.

      • Jeffsb says:

        Think about the picture you have selected and why you have selected it. Use a motivational poster to motivate you into coming up with an initial couple of thoughts. Use the cliche of thinking outside the box, i.e. approach the image from several different view points. Sometimes the joke is right in front of you, sometimes right behind you. So check everywhere.
        4
        Use your favorite picture editing software to block your picture with a colored frame (standard is black) add a large font title right below the picture in all capital letters. In the image at the top of this article, the word SALES is the initial title. I’ve found MS Powerpoint is the easiest to use, just remember to save the slide as picture file like a jpeg (under file > save as > save as type).
        5
        Add the punch line in smaller font below the title. This is the moneymaker, where we decide if you have hit one out of the park, or dribbled one down the first base line. In the featured image of this article, I used a moderatly shocking word to drive home the point by stating that sales aren’t always that great. For the most part, let the picture do the work.

        Read more: How to Make a Demotivational Poster | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_4863677_demotivational-poster.html#ixzz0x7JEXQiF

    • MC2 says:

      can someone point out what a cat biting a dog has to do with soviet russia. maybe you have to be american to be ‘in on it’.

  4. Eric says:

    There needs to be a Mythbusters episode about cats attacking dogs. Used to happen all the time in my house (the fight thing, not the Mythbusters thing).

  5. brett hicks says:

    wow another non-punch like pic…wow im underammused

  6. black_tiger says:

    NOMNOMNOM

  7. Jakov Stolichnaya says:

    P***y eats you?

  8. Tristess says:

    I want those bedsheets… >.>

  9. Klara says:

    In soviet Russia
    Punchline misses you

  10. NeoMarmar says:

    I suppose haters here are missing the point that it’s actually funny.

    • SoCo_Fox says:

      Exactly. And the rest are apparently too dumb to fill in the blanks on their own. Considering 98% of the posters on this website are technically not “demotivational”, it makes no sense why everyone gets their panties in a bunch. Oh wait.. it’s the internet. Now it makes sense.

  11. N says:

    Actually, the chinese bedsheet does not mean it is not in Soviet Russia, because there are not so many places in the world, where are no chinese goods. And the linoleum on the floor propmpts, this happened somewhere in Soviet Russia.
    P.S. Cats rule.

  12. joeloney says:

    in soviet russia noms nom you…and in america d**k nozzles constantly complain about stuff on the internet that’s not worth complaining about

  13. Steve says:

    In Soviet Russia… p***y eats you :D

  14. youralcoholicdad says:

    Looks like the neighbourhood taxidermist had a little fun!

  15. Derp says:

    f*** in my fartbox

  16. Thalia says:

    Why was someone taking a picture instead of breaking up the fight?

  17. Jangle says:

    nuh uh! Its a vampire kitty!!

  18. Alexandre says:

    Yes, I see the japanese ideograms on the bed. I just don’t understand why the russians speak japanese… товарищ :)

  19. Mr. Fusion says:

    This happens in my house all the time. The cat bites the dog; the dog never does anything at all to the cat. Hang your Soviet Russia.

  20. jim says:

    o.m.g.
    the real funny in this site are not these posters…
    but the comments!!!!

    paradoxical combo breaker, mythbasters, etc…


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