It has absolutely nothing to do with this website… not having idiots being able to contribute would make everyone on here happy. Some people are so stupid, I wonder how they get through life not forgetting to breathe.
The real joke here is that people have noticed that people are pissed by all the non-demotivationals, and as thus are playing upon that anger. The solution is to just stop getting agitated.
Think about the picture you have selected and why you have selected it. Use a motivational poster to motivate you into coming up with an initial couple of thoughts. Use the cliche of thinking outside the box, i.e. approach the image from several different view points. Sometimes the joke is right in front of you, sometimes right behind you. So check everywhere.
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Use your favorite picture editing software to block your picture with a colored frame (standard is black) add a large font title right below the picture in all capital letters. In the image at the top of this article, the word SALES is the initial title. I’ve found MS Powerpoint is the easiest to use, just remember to save the slide as picture file like a jpeg (under file > save as > save as type).
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Add the punch line in smaller font below the title. This is the moneymaker, where we decide if you have hit one out of the park, or dribbled one down the first base line. In the featured image of this article, I used a moderatly shocking word to drive home the point by stating that sales aren’t always that great. For the most part, let the picture do the work.
There needs to be a Mythbusters episode about cats attacking dogs. Used to happen all the time in my house (the fight thing, not the Mythbusters thing).
there should be a mythbusters episode where they try to prove the existence of a God. It probably wouldn’t get anywhere but it would be an interesting episode.
Exactly. And the rest are apparently too dumb to fill in the blanks on their own. Considering 98% of the posters on this website are technically not “demotivational”, it makes no sense why everyone gets their panties in a bunch. Oh wait.. it’s the internet. Now it makes sense.
Actually, the chinese bedsheet does not mean it is not in Soviet Russia, because there are not so many places in the world, where are no chinese goods. And the linoleum on the floor propmpts, this happened somewhere in Soviet Russia.
P.S. Cats rule.
Hey, that’s not Soviet Russia! Look at the bedsheet!
You’re right. It’s Maoist China!
Meowist.
WIN
pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza
COMBO =P
yay no first comments
FIRST to reply to your comment.
First to reply to your reply to his comment.
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!!
second to C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!!
Now here we find paradox… the only way I can break your combo is to not break your combo.
FIRST REPLY TO PARADOXICAL COMBO BREAKER!
M-M-M-M-MONSTER REPLYY!!!
T-T-T-TROLLOLOL!!
AHHHHHH finish the god damn joke idiot. Just saying that little bit is not funny.
I soviet Russia cat catches dawg. you’re happy now?
It has absolutely nothing to do with this website… not having idiots being able to contribute would make everyone on here happy. Some people are so stupid, I wonder how they get through life not forgetting to breathe.
The people who post them and the moderators of this website that lets them through.
‘but the point of this website is to make people visit’
if they keep putting up this shyte i wont be visiting any more
The real joke here is that people have noticed that people are pissed by all the non-demotivationals, and as thus are playing upon that anger. The solution is to just stop getting agitated.
You are being trolled.
I hate you
why?
I hate people who just are plain dumb
YALL ARE DUMB, YALL ARE REALLY REALLY DUUUUUUMB
duMB pEOplE HaTe yOu TOo. Liek mE.
how do you feel about mudkips?
We got your t-shirt, you left fingerprints and all.
Just look at the picture… someone else will remake it in a few weeks, don’t get your undies in a bunch. I think the picture alone is hilarious.
In fact, I’ll remake it now.
Think about the picture you have selected and why you have selected it. Use a motivational poster to motivate you into coming up with an initial couple of thoughts. Use the cliche of thinking outside the box, i.e. approach the image from several different view points. Sometimes the joke is right in front of you, sometimes right behind you. So check everywhere.
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Use your favorite picture editing software to block your picture with a colored frame (standard is black) add a large font title right below the picture in all capital letters. In the image at the top of this article, the word SALES is the initial title. I’ve found MS Powerpoint is the easiest to use, just remember to save the slide as picture file like a jpeg (under file > save as > save as type).
5
Add the punch line in smaller font below the title. This is the moneymaker, where we decide if you have hit one out of the park, or dribbled one down the first base line. In the featured image of this article, I used a moderatly shocking word to drive home the point by stating that sales aren’t always that great. For the most part, let the picture do the work.
Read more: How to Make a Demotivational Poster | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_4863677_demotivational-poster.html#ixzz0x7JEXQiF
TL;DR
can someone point out what a cat biting a dog has to do with soviet russia. maybe you have to be american to be ‘in on it’.
Is this your first visit to the internet? Google ‘In Soviet Russia’.
There needs to be a Mythbusters episode about cats attacking dogs. Used to happen all the time in my house (the fight thing, not the Mythbusters thing).
There should be a Mythbusters episode about cheese-eating dogs, which is my pet’s case.
there should be a mythbusters episode where people who actually understand “the scientific method” actually proves all their mythbusting as myths
there should be a mythbusters episode where they try to prove the existence of a God. It probably wouldn’t get anywhere but it would be an interesting episode.
there should be a mythbusters episode where they take you and slap you across the face with a slice of ham
Dont waste good ham. Use bologna instead.
You mean they haven’t done that already?
wow another non-punch like pic…wow im underammused
NOMNOMNOM
P***y eats you?
thank you dude that just made my day
“p***y eats you” is freakin hiiiilarous. Thank you for that. This picture makes much more sense now!
I want those bedsheets… >.>
In soviet Russia
Punchline misses you
I suppose haters here are missing the point that it’s actually funny.
Exactly. And the rest are apparently too dumb to fill in the blanks on their own. Considering 98% of the posters on this website are technically not “demotivational”, it makes no sense why everyone gets their panties in a bunch. Oh wait.. it’s the internet. Now it makes sense.
Actually, the chinese bedsheet does not mean it is not in Soviet Russia, because there are not so many places in the world, where are no chinese goods. And the linoleum on the floor propmpts, this happened somewhere in Soviet Russia.
P.S. Cats rule.
in soviet russia noms nom you…and in america d**k nozzles constantly complain about stuff on the internet that’s not worth complaining about
In Soviet Russia… p***y eats you
Looks like the neighbourhood taxidermist had a little fun!
f*** in my fartbox
Why was someone taking a picture instead of breaking up the fight?
They knew the internet would like it.
nuh uh! Its a vampire kitty!!
Yes, I see the japanese ideograms on the bed. I just don’t understand why the russians speak japanese… товарищ
This happens in my house all the time. The cat bites the dog; the dog never does anything at all to the cat. Hang your Soviet Russia.
o.m.g.
the real funny in this site are not these posters…
but the comments!!!!
paradoxical combo breaker, mythbasters, etc…