EVER BEEN SO MAD…
…you inserted a screwdriver in your penis?
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You’d be surprised how often that actually happens. Why is it such a shock that it has to be made into a demotivational? Sounding is apparently a common sexual practice, not to mention a medical one, for many men.
It’s a demotivational because you just know the only reason it’s there is because some douche did it and then sued the manufacturer because there wasn’t a label saying not to.
There IS some douche that stupid. Watch the video 1 guy 1 screwdriver. He’s the same man from 1 guy 1 cup.
Whew…. I thought it was just me. Thanks!
It seems that we are many… we should start a support group!!
do you have to have a penis to be in the support group?
No, just very sporting, i mean supporting.
I can’t even bare thinking about that. It’s disgusting! 0_O
I agree with you, but if you think about it, the only reason that label is there is because someone else…actually did it.
He did it then tried to sue
Imagine a rusty screw. Aw god…
Oh you ass.
more like painful. That s**t would hurt.
more like painful
It is a shop that is referencing the 1 guy 1 screwdriver video. You don’t have to just think about it, you can see it happen.
LOL (not really first)
Tell me I wasn’t the only one who winced at this…
you weren’t trust me, I clutched my crotch after reading this.
I winced, and I’m female. Times like these I’m glad for my lack of . . . parts.
i hear you sister ugh i am so thankful to be a female!
That’s what convicts do to get out of jail so they can get hospitalized, insert various things in their c*ck
but I don’t think convicts very much care for “don’t”-signs
SHUT UP EX CONV
Screw u!!
FAKE! Here is a pic of my screwdriver box:
http://img44.imageshack.us/f/p1000381i.jpg/
So that’s photoshopped.
P.S. Killed the humour, right ? =O
Sup with people saying “shopped” whenever their ignorant mind can’t wrap their head around something (pun intended). I actually saw a label like this before (only it was for a pen)
You didn’t kill the humour, since it’s so obvious that it’s been shopped.
Those two sentences on top aren’t parallel.
Whether it’s shopped or not, it’s still something you can do with them and shouldn’t.
i didnt even know that was possible…….until now >:(
lol this is the funniest poster ive ever seen
Mmm… urethral sounding. Those are the best doctor visits.
It’s called Sounding…not that I do it.
The penis text doesn’t even line up with the line above it, and the hue is off. Somebodies grandma must have photoshopped this.
… Yeah because everything in reality is perfect.
Usually I hate those people who are like “SHOPPED!” But now I’m going to be one of them. The weight of the font in the second line is greater enough that it really isn’t a very good Photoshop job at all and for me it unfortunately detracts too much from the image.
Mhm, it’s not photoshopped you dumbass.
Lol you mean the BOLD print that’s always used to emphasis caution?
Well, well well. Type in Google “one guy one screwdriver” and you will see the truth.
This gives a whole new meaning to the word “screwed” xD
pfff, real men shove full size screwdrivers down their wanghole
pshhh, I shoved a wrench in mine. Comes in real handy when you dont have any spare hands
really.. just really di anybody really need to hear that…lol though XD
I guess no one here has ever read Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk. In the first short story in the book, “Guts”, the narrator describes a boy inserting a thin stick of candle wax into his penis to stimulate it while masturbating. The story says the boy learned this from his brother in the army, who claims it’s a common practice in the Middle East.
So maybe the person who “shopped” this picture was referencing this practice.
For there to be a warning… someone must have done it…. >.<
Ok… So nobody has never seen “kids in sandbox” here ?
no.
I agree. I had a nightmare about that once.
Actually this really happens, just search at google for “1 man, 1 screwdriver” video
Do I have to say photoshopped?
yes! finally! ONE guy finally has the courage to stand completely alone and say “shopped.” -epic slow clap-
i didnt really inspect it but it was probably photoshopped. brb
Okay, that screwdriver-video is just disgusting. Worse than any other shock site I’ve ever seen (except perhaps goatse).
Srsly, he didn’t even insert the metal part… he was pulling the bigger part out. The blood! *faints dramatically*
To all the “SHOPPED!”-ers:
I have genuinely, honestly, seen this on a box of screw-drivers. My dad got a box, and distracted me from whatever it was I was doing that day, and showed me a box of screw-drivers very much similar to this one. Same warning, but I think it was a different set or something.
I know that some random dude on the internet isn’t the best source, especially since I no longer have the box or details, so noone is going to believe this at all, but it’s real.
I feel like I every line I add to this makes it feel even less believable.
Is this what it’s like to be a ridiculous conspiracy theorist?
1 guy 1 screwdriver, bricks… shart…
i dont even have the guts to watch the video man ive watched every scary, disgusting, evil video there is, but not this one. someone please reply and describe
You know some idiot did this in order for the company to put on a warning label.
Read the Manga Sundome.
There’s a valid time in there
Thinking about this hurts, and every time I see the label I cringe. This day I weep for those of my sex who are this retarded and have not had the good fortune of winning a Darwin Award. *shudder* REALLY!?
So would it be worse than shoving a remote up the anus?
yes
A good friend of mines wife, who works in an a&e department was describing the machine they have made for removing light bulbs from peoples asses. This ain’t really any great surprise these days.