DRACULA
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No matter how many times dracula was killed, seeing twilight was worst than that
I dont get it
F.A.I.L
It’s because he was the origianal vampire and he’s shocked – as am I – that this is the new vamp image
wasn’t nosferatu the original?
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
Nosferatu IS Dracula in the movie of the same name.
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… he lol’d.
first
fail
Poor Dracula. We feel your pain.
Yep.
indeed.
it is becoming quite awkward, these jokes about twilight. It’s the same joke repeated again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again… …
…and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. Although the first time it was funny as hell
I agree, who cares? Its a movie, make fun of somthing relevant.
We get it, a lot of people don’t like Twilight, move on.
I FOUND KYLE.
Now the ‘seen Kyle?’ joke, THAT is old. And not very funny even the first time.
…and not even relevant to the conversation at hand. you fail, @TrafalagarLaw.
Still funny IMO, you’re just twihards trying to get the jokes to stop.
no, just because someone is sick of the same joke over and over doesnt mean they are fans of the series, the jokes are just REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY old and boring now. i could have laughed at the jokes for a while, and yes i do kind of like twilight, but if they were fans, you would know. it’d be like the authors notes on my immortal. god. barely remembered that title then
I have this weird feeling that you are a butthurt pre-teenage girl.
Dunno why.
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nice 1 xD
^This
lol that is more than true. to be honest, all those things people said about it, made me not like it, although, i guess 90% of people making these joke clearly havent read twilight, i actually kinda like it… but he still sparkles in the book which is annoying
Since your name is “Link” and 90% of girls on the internet would give their left foot to be with Link from Legend of Zelda, you’re probably a girl. And 90% of twilight fans are girls thus your ninja defense of Twilight. Your statement is irrelevant for Twilight over all is fail.
yes. i am i girl who loves Link and Twilight. i am a guy, i have read half of the 1st book and i liked it. it doesnt mean i am a fan, i have not seen the movies, but heard from the friend that got me into twilight that the books good, and the movies are s**t. in fact, that claim about LoZ, i wasnt aware that many girls played video games, never mind Zelda. as long as i dont think too much about the sparkly thing with Edward, i think it’s an ok book. one more thing, listen, hey!
Wait, you say you’re a girl AND a guy?
…Awkward…
i hope to god you’re a troll, because i really don’t think any one is that stupid. just in case you ARE a f**king retard, no i am a guy, that first sentence? it’s called SARCASM. i’m just saying, i like the half of Twilight that i have read, and the jokes are extremely old.
Bacause sarcasme is very notable when It is writen and not spoken.
The jokes will star getting old when they plan to stop making twilight movies, since that’s not the case, jokes are not getting old, yet
oh, and lol at the Hey! Listen
OT: I feel sorry for his Eyebleed
i’m autistic, so it’s hard for me to tell tell if something is sarcasm, also, i don’t know why i said troll. meh. also, notice how people say the MOVIES are bad, the thing is, they probably are, but in my opinion, the half of the 1st book i read is good
hmmmmz….i’ll quote u “you ARE a f**king retard” ….and, u arn’t autistic…just stupid..
…If a guy likes the twilight movie, chances are; he’s either gay or has newly had failed brain surgery. When a ‘guy’ likes the book though….I don’t care which gender you were born into, that comment, is automatically stripping you of the right to call yourself a guy. Go play with barbies you freak–
i’m sorry what was that? i couldn’t hear you over the sound of how little i care. lemme just say this now, i’m the kind of person who can really like it, but still laugh about it. but these are just the same jokes over and over again. the only one that i laughed at at all recently, since it’s the ONLY different one is the one where he can’t get an erection. twilights one of those things i would read if i had a chance, but if you think im gonna PAY for, then you fail.
Except for the last part, that sounds exactly like Twilight itself.
win
I disagree. There are three things that will always be funny:
1. making fun of Bieber,
2. mentioning Lady Gaga’s d**k, and
3. mocking Twilight.
win again
Lady Gaga should loan her d**k to Justin Bieber. That would clear up so much confusion for everyone.
So, so true.
Win
There are three things that are always funny: mocking Justine Bieber, Lady Gaga’s d*ck, and mocking Twilight.
You thought that was so hilarious you had to repeat yourself?
None of those are funny any more – they’re all over done and effing boring as hell now. Seriously, can you remember the last time you visited a site like Lamebook or Failbook or whatever, and at least three of the posts weren’t Bieber or Twilight related?
Humor has met its Waterloo.
Couldn’t agree more.
HAHAHAHA TWILIGHT IS GAY
You’re all morons.
My opinion is that everyone is born with some insane in them. They just let it out when they decide to use year-old-jokes.
I FOUND WALDO!!!
Yeah, because they all have the same problem with it… it sucks, the image portrayed in Twilight of vampires is more like that of a pixie than a true vamp
Wait….and he lived? How?
By not having a girlfriend that likes Twilight.
Oh my sweet christ this is soooooo f***ing oooooold.. cant someone PLEASE come up with something new and lay off the damn twilight-jokes, YES the damn vampire sparkles. It was funny when the first movie came, it was kind of funny when the second one came but now when it is the third it’s just OLD.
Let me answer this as plainly as I can. No. I will stop at nothing until this Twilight fad is dead and buried, and the grave hidden from all fangirls that dare seek it.
You think that making jokes and bringing attention to it is what’s going to kill it?
So you’re gonna “kill” something by reminding everybody of it? That makes sense…
Makes sense to me.. its a holy quest to bring light to people to realize how retarded the series is. Your age old “if we don’t say its name it won’t exist” is as realistic as Twilight is.
Finally, someone who understands what we are trying to do. If only people listened to us.
They’re too busy watching Twilight
agreed
“Vampires Suck” was actually a billion times worse. You know parodies have gone down hill when…
The parody wasn’t that bad at all. Yes, the jokes were corny… but what exactly do you expect… it’s the same guy that brought us a thousand other corny as hell parodies. A parody of a slow, dull, crappy movie is obviously going to be hard to watch… especially when the style of the movie is actually centered around being accurate UNTIL the embellishments.
I’m sorry, but I laughed out loud when his penis was a disco ball. The twihards at the end also were pretty classic. Yes there were several jokes that were “heh”, but for the most part… the movie wasn’t as bad as the base movie.
So, because it’s a parody it has to be mediocre? Have you ever seen Airplane? That’s far better than the crap it makes fun of.
Yes, movies like Airplane are few and far between, but when you can’t even make a parody funny, especially a parody of twiLight, you fail as a writer.
I didn’t say it was brilliant and awe inspiring, but the movie airplane didn’t have a solid base in anything, so they had more freedom to write the comedy. I’m not saying vampires suck was awesome, but it definitely doesn’t fall into the “worst movie I’ve ever seen” like some people are saying. They must not watch that many movies.
The movie was better than its base, and yet it still kept the same feel to it, while spoofing it. Yes, they could have spent more time polishing it, and many times I saw amazing jokes they COULD have done but didn’t. Look at the people who brought it to us… this wasn’t really any worse than the previous, minus a few missed joke opportunities.
Airplane was based on the Airport series of destruction movies that were hot back then. So yes it was based on somehting.
I didn’t say it wasn’t based on anything, I said its base wasn’t that strong, and it didn’t follow it nearly as strictly as these films. The other films by the people that brought us Vampires suck were about multiple movies, so their freedom of writing ad freedom of linking them anyway they wanted were a lot less limited. This one is strictly 1 source and they followed it strictly barring one or two scenes. YEah, there’s a reason it was harder to write.
Half of the movie was clever slapstick jokes, the other half was, Jokes that were incomplete, missed opportunities, and lame or too obvious jokes. It’s not the worst movie of all time, it’s semi decent but not award winning in the slightest.
I stick by my original comment that it is better than the source content.
yeah, random twilight bashing. how very creative. (irony off) i don’t give a **** about twilight one way or the other. but i don’t know how crap like this keeps making the front page. if you make fun of something, do it properly. intelligently. there’s so much more better stuff out there… to the maker of this lol: plz stop trying, you’re not funny.
I’m waiting for the whole site to change names to http://www.icanhasbadtwilightjokeoverandover.com
But seriously, don’t blame the the caption makers. Blame the LOL editors who keep putting this stuff up there.
Oops, don’t click on the above site, obviously. I didn’t realize it would complete and link it.
LOL, my post got moderated out. Point being, don’t blame the maker, blame the LOL editors for being too lazy to find anything funny and falling back on the Twilight jokes.
Ninja twilight fan is Ninja
Isn’t that a shot from Body Double?
Best post ever
Chris Lee, now there’s an actor who inspired wild devotion in his fan girls!
Protip, he was gay in that movie too.
I know, I know, new jokes take effort, but please try
That was my reaction too, Vlad.
At least he got Dracula right; Christopher Lee is Dracula, and only he.
bela lugosi is dracula, but true christopher lee is good dracula i enjoy the hammer films
the is only one count olaf
I can tell. The red eyes, witch is caused by internal-bleeding in his eyeballs, is a sure sign that he has seen the movies. Possibly both in the same sitting.
ssso why do they need all this info for as if they where gone keep for some other thing besides i like the cartooon on the botten of the page very sexxxy and funny . also that from a oold movie
why did dracula even watch twilight in the first place?
LOLLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLKOLOLOLOOLLOL!
Kol?
I pretty much hate anything about Vampires orother “creatures of the night” where they are NOT hating what they are and trying to fix and/or repent for the problem.
Murderer, Terrorism, and Evil should NEVER be something we idolize or aspire to.
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Not every “creature of the night” story is based off of the religious notion that an immortal life and “Defying god’s will” is evil. Twilight blows and brings shame to all “vampire” stories, but most stories aren’t anywhere near that.
Realy another twilight joke, thats all we got?
Nice one! Aw, poor Dracula. His suffering never ends.
I am charmed with the things that you hang hereabouts. The truth is that I have entered because I want to promote my blog of illustration. It does little I have illustrated a juvenile book on Drácula, and it seems to me to be interesting to share it with you.
http://espiralesdetinta.blogspot.com/2011/03/dracula-de-bram-stoker.html
i like twilight (only the books, movies r crappy), but this pic is kickass.