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It makes you gay.

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  1. locust says:

    the game

  2. naiiim says:

    first!

  3. AMV_Ph34r says:

    Well, it’s shopped (original here: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/321232), but it’s not a bad job.
    And pot will turn you gay. Don’t do drugs, kids.

  4. anna says:

    Blatant homophobia is blatant. Why am I even subscribed to this feed?

    Easily remedied, I suppose.

  5. astroraptor says:

    the motion picture event

  6. FD says:

    Tried acid once, now I’m a tranny, so this is believable.

  7. WTFail89 says:

    Tried coke now I’m Lindsey Lohan AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  8. Jallis says:

    Wait, is this a serious anti-drug poster or something..? Yes, I believe anti-drug people can be this stupid. I’ll check for an answer after I’ve smoked my bowl.

  9. Adri says:

    Too bad, the kid’s kinda cute.

  10. Earl_Zach says:

    Oh s**t!

  11. kurisu7885 says:

    Why do I get the feeling some “pro family” nut will think this is real and use it?

  12. Sulley says:

    Don’t give the yaoi fangirls ideas.

  13. Joe says:

    Any chance this will work the other way, if you’re gay and never used pot will trying it turn you straight, or just make you gayer?

    • WOODLAWNIAN says:

      I wouldn’t know. Does it count that my drugs have a warning for that in that note you get from the pharmacy? Seriously, it says it may change your sexual impulses or whatever.

      This is why I don’t date. Plus, it seems unfair.

      Person 1: “So, wait, we can’t have a family and you might have random blackouts that cause you to go on manic rages?”
      Me: “Well, yeah. I have the adrenalin of the Incredible Hulk, even if I’m scrawny as a female model and I can’t suntan.”
      Person 1: “It’s sooo over.”

      This is why the doctor said, “It’s not life threatening, no. It may affect your quality of life, however.”

      Obviously, it has–if I’m on this site instead of being outdoors. Since I tend to get bruises and cuts randomly if I go outdoors, being inside seems a whole lot safer…

      Eh. So, basically…don’t have bad genetics. Or need drugs that may cause you to sink into depression or randomly want to kiss the opposite gender. Or, maybe, get turned on by a stove. I bet even THAT could happen…

      My life is whacked. As you can tell. Now I’ll go away. Bye. But, there’s your answer. Try not to need beta-blockers or antidepressants that are used to make you sleep (especially if you are in college, since I assume that would be bad in some cases).

      • Crystallyne says:

        …Well now…

        I just feel the need to point out that “may cause changes to your sexual impulses” has nothing to do with turning someone gay or anything like that. It just means you may find your sexual mood changing, simple as that. Way to read a heck of a lot more into it then you’re supposed to.

    • ClearWater says:

      No, you need to smoke kettle to turn from gay to straight.

    • Curtis says:

      Well, I was gay before I smoked pot, aaaand… yep, still gay. So, no, this ad is total bulls**t.

      • suseJ says:

        Or you are just F**KING RETARDED and can’t get that it is fake/sarcastic. You know, like every other demotivational poster ever written.

  14. warpcrafter says:

    First of all, nobody tries pot just once. Second of all, just because one of your stupid buddies, who’s also high, says “You want to know how I know you’re gay?” doesn’t mean you’re gay. Unless you’re even more stupid than he is, in which case you should just buy some Scope and glowsticks and get over yourself, girlfriend!!!

  15. Blake says:

    I remained straight after smoking the stuff.
    However I don’t see why people are calling this a fail. Obviously, this is a mockery of the idiots who actually believe it and made the original poster.

    • MacFeegle says:

      Actually, there’s a lot of things being mocked here, if you include the comments. Stuff like this is always a great source for people with Really Strong Opinions, who often don’t realize how much of a mockery they’re making of themselves. Gotta love the internet… ;)

  16. Centrifugal_Aardvark says:

    I am not convinced.

  17. brett hicks says:

    nuh uh

  18. Anna Rexia says:

    See, that’s the problem. He only tried it once. Nobody likes a quitter.

  19. calmo says:

    if america gets any more stupid i will donate to the iranian nuclear effort

  20. random says:

    well maybe thats how it happenned…

  21. Casper says:

    What an interesting notion. I thought it was genetics that caused that…but it’s drugs!

    Remind me to tell that to a girl friend of mine. She likes yaoi. *cackles ominously*

    You better watch out, Jap dudes. She’ll getcha. Dun, dun, dunnn.

  22. WOODLAWNIAN says:

    I don’t think they liked my comment. I don’t see why. It’s the truth. I mean, I take beta-blockers with the same warning every day…

    Basically, I’m like a kid with A.D.H.D., MVP, tachycardia, constant adrenalin rushes, and mild leprosy. Yay.
    So, I don’t really mind. I probably wouldn’t mind if I got turned on by a stove.

    I do not see how pot would change anything. Unless he’s a two dollar rent boy now because he’s into pot and needs the money to buy his goods.

  23. WOODLAWNIAN says:

    It deletes my previous comments when I add a new one or respond to someone? What the heck?

    Let’s see if you can find this (as a test): “I don’t think they liked my comment. I don’t see why. It’s the truth. I mean, I take beta-blockers with the same warning every day…

    Basically, I’m like a kid with A.D.H.D., MVP, tachycardia, constant adrenalin rushes, and mild leprosy. Yay.
    So, I don’t really mind. I probably wouldn’t mind if I got turned on by a stove.

    I do not see how pot would change anything. Unless he’s a two dollar rent boy now because he’s into pot and needs the money to buy his goods.”

  24. Miloflygon says:

    And what’s wrong with gay people? Nothing, that’s what.

  25. JMV7 says:

    thats a lie

  26. legend-in-my-own-mind says:

    Pot use = ok
    Gay = DIAF

  27. Xopher says:

    *imagines world where pot makes people gay the first time they try it*

    *impossible to imagine world completely without non-Mormon heterosexuals*

    *sigh* Nice dream while it lasted.

  28. N/A says:

    I’ve never smoked pot and I’m straight. Clearly the poster is correct.

  29. SmartArse says:

    Actually this is true, but one dose of pot shouldn’t turn you gay. If I remember correctly, its testosterone, if one has too much of it, they’re gay, drugs increase testosterone, thus, making you gay.

  30. katikar says:

    this (the original picture that is) is the worst anti-drugs poster thing i have ever seen

  31. J says:

    I tried pot just once. I ended up watching an Adam Sandler movie. Never again.

  32. The awesome guy says:

    Sure. I tried ice once…

    Now I’m getting attacked by a freak wearing a bat costume who’s stopping me from saving my dying wife.

  33. TheDude says:

    Clearly people are not getting the message from this poster. He smoked pot and then got the courage to come out of the closet and be himself. So smoking pot acctually helps people with they’re problems. I’d say this is a Pot Smoking Win.

  34. rogue says:

    I smoked pot and then watched Pink Floyd – The Wall. I was delighted to discover even more bare boobies than ever before! Woo, yeah! Of course, my friend may have just been rewinding those parts repeatedly, but I enjoyed it none the less.

  35. pillermann says:

    LIES!!!!!!

  36. keithybabes says:

    Tell that to a Jamaican Rasta Yardie.

  37. dreddnought says:

    ROFL…man if this WAS an actual poster instead of a ‘shop job, I’d be really worried…the beauty of it is it’s retarded enough to almost be believable…

  38. Orangello says:

    PFfFFFFFFffffftttttt!!! LOL! If this poster were true, i would have freakin’ Elton John calling me for fashion advice.

  39. Andrew says:

    No wonder my brother’s into pastels all of a sudden.

  40. Sparks says:

    Okay, now this one sucks and its pretty offensive. Or if this is america’s idea to get kids to stop smoking weed. Its pretty f**king s**tty and low.

  41. sj moyer says:

    I’m fairly sure that it’s the love of c**k, not pot, that would make you gay… but to each their own, right?

  42. Woodyz says:

    I’m kinda amazed that nobody has made the obvious connection.
    Smoking pot can indeed make a person hella gay. I took the liberty to copy/paste some synonyms to “gay”:
    gleeful, jovial, glad, joyous, happy, cheerful, sprightly, blithe, airy, light-hearted; vivacious, frolicsome, sportive, hilarious.
    *rimshot*

  43. ur mom says:

    umm? noooooo!

  44. Annalulu says:

    LOL. Who thought up this ad for Above the Influence?

  45. TheOtherKyle says:

    Cool story, bro.

  46. Me says:

    Then consider me Elton John.

  47. Chocolatey Shatner says:

    Jesus F**KING Christ! Not one of u n00bs even noticed the Dead Kennedy shirt he’s wearing?!?!?!?

    Some lameass 12 yr old thought this was funny, and thats the joke…. Get it? Yea, didn’t think so…

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  49. Butterfingers says:

    Obvious Satire is Obvious. Except to half the readers, apparently.

  50. Madigan says:

    lol this is awesome; these posters are plastered all over my school, but we don’t have this.
    .. wish we did ):

  51. havi says:

    It also makes you lose your pants.

  52. BK says:

    That is useful information. I can trick my straight friends into being gay by giving them a joint.

  53. Weedlover714 says:

    that is an awesome ad! ha ha ha. love it.

  54. Jiian says:

    If weed makes you gay it would explain a lot >_>

    Plus, I’d bone that kid :D

  55. Alex says:

    My god…. I’m the 420th down voter o.o WHAT DOES IT MEAN

  56. mr jeebus says:

    is it natural to want to smoke weed now ?


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