I did think of that, just not before I commented. Still, it’s more likely that if a homophobic anti-drug organization was going to make a poster, they’d take their own photos.
The logo in the bottom corner is for “Partnership for a Drug Free America” at http://www.drugfree.org but I don’t think even they would stoop that low.
No no no no, don’t get the wrong idea. I was just joking. I’m bisexual myself, and I’ve got a few gay friends. I’m not homophobic, or trying to hate on anyone. I was just trying to make a joke out of it. I personally don’t do drugs, and I don’t have anything against drugs unless it’s messing up your life. Sorry I offended you, it was totally unintentional.
Well for someone who’s “not trying to make a case against pot” that was a huge load of horse pucky. You included every drug-war stereotype you could find. All of them false. Alcohol is a far more damaging drug (oh excuse my “intoxicant”) and causes far more deaths every year but it is legal. Save your silliness for someone who might believe it. http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-skeptical-dog.jpg
Note that my above comment is mocking the fact that companies target customers based on race/ethnicity. I’m not saying black people drink Pepsi or anything.
Wait, is this a serious anti-drug poster or something..? Yes, I believe anti-drug people can be this stupid. I’ll check for an answer after I’ve smoked my bowl.
sadly, there are also enough stupid people believing stuff like this, thus encourageing the haters to continue.
i doubt, that i will see re-legalisation in my lifetime, but lucky for me/us, growing isn’t that hard
*tokes and passes on the spliff*
I wouldn’t know. Does it count that my drugs have a warning for that in that note you get from the pharmacy? Seriously, it says it may change your sexual impulses or whatever.
This is why I don’t date. Plus, it seems unfair.
Person 1: “So, wait, we can’t have a family and you might have random blackouts that cause you to go on manic rages?”
Me: “Well, yeah. I have the adrenalin of the Incredible Hulk, even if I’m scrawny as a female model and I can’t suntan.”
Person 1: “It’s sooo over.”
This is why the doctor said, “It’s not life threatening, no. It may affect your quality of life, however.”
Obviously, it has–if I’m on this site instead of being outdoors. Since I tend to get bruises and cuts randomly if I go outdoors, being inside seems a whole lot safer…
Eh. So, basically…don’t have bad genetics. Or need drugs that may cause you to sink into depression or randomly want to kiss the opposite gender. Or, maybe, get turned on by a stove. I bet even THAT could happen…
My life is whacked. As you can tell. Now I’ll go away. Bye. But, there’s your answer. Try not to need beta-blockers or antidepressants that are used to make you sleep (especially if you are in college, since I assume that would be bad in some cases).
I just feel the need to point out that “may cause changes to your sexual impulses” has nothing to do with turning someone gay or anything like that. It just means you may find your sexual mood changing, simple as that. Way to read a heck of a lot more into it then you’re supposed to.
First of all, nobody tries pot just once. Second of all, just because one of your stupid buddies, who’s also high, says “You want to know how I know you’re gay?” doesn’t mean you’re gay. Unless you’re even more stupid than he is, in which case you should just buy some Scope and glowsticks and get over yourself, girlfriend!!!
I remained straight after smoking the stuff.
However I don’t see why people are calling this a fail. Obviously, this is a mockery of the idiots who actually believe it and made the original poster.
Actually, there’s a lot of things being mocked here, if you include the comments. Stuff like this is always a great source for people with Really Strong Opinions, who often don’t realize how much of a mockery they’re making of themselves. Gotta love the internet…
I don’t think they liked my comment. I don’t see why. It’s the truth. I mean, I take beta-blockers with the same warning every day…
Basically, I’m like a kid with A.D.H.D., MVP, tachycardia, constant adrenalin rushes, and mild leprosy. Yay.
So, I don’t really mind. I probably wouldn’t mind if I got turned on by a stove.
I do not see how pot would change anything. Unless he’s a two dollar rent boy now because he’s into pot and needs the money to buy his goods.
It deletes my previous comments when I add a new one or respond to someone? What the heck?
Let’s see if you can find this (as a test): “I don’t think they liked my comment. I don’t see why. It’s the truth. I mean, I take beta-blockers with the same warning every day…
Basically, I’m like a kid with A.D.H.D., MVP, tachycardia, constant adrenalin rushes, and mild leprosy. Yay.
So, I don’t really mind. I probably wouldn’t mind if I got turned on by a stove.
I do not see how pot would change anything. Unless he’s a two dollar rent boy now because he’s into pot and needs the money to buy his goods.”
Actually this is true, but one dose of pot shouldn’t turn you gay. If I remember correctly, its testosterone, if one has too much of it, they’re gay, drugs increase testosterone, thus, making you gay.
Clearly people are not getting the message from this poster. He smoked pot and then got the courage to come out of the closet and be himself. So smoking pot acctually helps people with they’re problems. I’d say this is a Pot Smoking Win.
I smoked pot and then watched Pink Floyd – The Wall. I was delighted to discover even more bare boobies than ever before! Woo, yeah! Of course, my friend may have just been rewinding those parts repeatedly, but I enjoyed it none the less.
I’m kinda amazed that nobody has made the obvious connection.
Smoking pot can indeed make a person hella gay. I took the liberty to copy/paste some synonyms to “gay”:
gleeful, jovial, glad, joyous, happy, cheerful, sprightly, blithe, airy, light-hearted; vivacious, frolicsome, sportive, hilarious.
*rimshot*
the game
f*** you locust -.-
By posting this you lost it.
WTF.
P.S. 1st
….nope
I’ve lost the game, but wait! The fun doesn’t end there!
So has everybody who reads this.
O: you jerk
first!
First to fail!
nope
Well, it’s shopped (original here: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/321232), but it’s not a bad job.
And pot will turn you gay. Don’t do drugs, kids.
Link goes to the generic stock photo site. What did it say originally?
They used that stock photo, but do you know for sure that someone else didn’t actually make the poster embedded in this VD?
Actual link: http:www.sxc.hu/photo/321232
Just without the )
I did think of that, just not before I commented. Still, it’s more likely that if a homophobic anti-drug organization was going to make a poster, they’d take their own photos.
The logo in the bottom corner is for “Partnership for a Drug Free America” at http://www.drugfree.org but I don’t think even they would stoop that low.
Just take the bracket off the end and it goes to the picture
hilarious! kinda.
You might try adding the use of punctuation marks to your bucket list.
No no no no, don’t get the wrong idea. I was just joking. I’m bisexual myself, and I’ve got a few gay friends. I’m not homophobic, or trying to hate on anyone. I was just trying to make a joke out of it. I personally don’t do drugs, and I don’t have anything against drugs unless it’s messing up your life. Sorry I offended you, it was totally unintentional.
The problem with written/typed stuff is that the reader can’t hear the sarcasm.
XD
It was pretty obvious to me.
Yeah, I probably should have said that i was kidding. Or used that lovely SarcMark (http://02d9656.netsoljsp.com/SarcMark/modules/user/commonfiles/loadhome.do )
I tried pot once too, now I’m a Pyro :<
Same.
I just love burning weed. ;D
Well for someone who’s “not trying to make a case against pot” that was a huge load of horse pucky. You included every drug-war stereotype you could find. All of them false. Alcohol is a far more damaging drug (oh excuse my “intoxicant”) and causes far more deaths every year but it is legal. Save your silliness for someone who might believe it.
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-skeptical-dog.jpg
Too Long. Did Not Read.
hahaha!
Blatant homophobia is blatant. Why am I even subscribed to this feed?
Easily remedied, I suppose.
How is this homophobic?
Gee, I wonder.
I do too, actually.
QQ
Three facts: I’m gay. This demotivational poster is very funny. You don’t understand satire.
the motion picture event
Tried acid once, now I’m a tranny, so this is believable.
Woke up with lady parts eh?
You too? Small world. Small world.
Tried coke now I’m Lindsey Lohan AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You poor soul
Tried Pepsi now I’m black.
Note that my above comment is mocking the fact that companies target customers based on race/ethnicity. I’m not saying black people drink Pepsi or anything.
Wait, is this a serious anti-drug poster or something..? Yes, I believe anti-drug people can be this stupid. I’ll check for an answer after I’ve smoked my bowl.
haters are always stupid. *smokes*
sadly, there are also enough stupid people believing stuff like this, thus encourageing the haters to continue.
i doubt, that i will see re-legalisation in my lifetime, but lucky for me/us, growing isn’t that hard
*tokes and passes on the spliff*
California. <3
Moving there after November if they legalize.
im hope to move there as well! L.A, if i can afford it.
*takes bong hit, passes the bong*
Too bad, the kid’s kinda cute.
Oh s**t!
Why do I get the feeling some “pro family” nut will think this is real and use it?
Don’t give the yaoi fangirls ideas.
Ya just did.
too late >:3
Any chance this will work the other way, if you’re gay and never used pot will trying it turn you straight, or just make you gayer?
I wouldn’t know. Does it count that my drugs have a warning for that in that note you get from the pharmacy? Seriously, it says it may change your sexual impulses or whatever.
This is why I don’t date. Plus, it seems unfair.
Person 1: “So, wait, we can’t have a family and you might have random blackouts that cause you to go on manic rages?”
Me: “Well, yeah. I have the adrenalin of the Incredible Hulk, even if I’m scrawny as a female model and I can’t suntan.”
Person 1: “It’s sooo over.”
This is why the doctor said, “It’s not life threatening, no. It may affect your quality of life, however.”
Obviously, it has–if I’m on this site instead of being outdoors. Since I tend to get bruises and cuts randomly if I go outdoors, being inside seems a whole lot safer…
Eh. So, basically…don’t have bad genetics. Or need drugs that may cause you to sink into depression or randomly want to kiss the opposite gender. Or, maybe, get turned on by a stove. I bet even THAT could happen…
My life is whacked. As you can tell. Now I’ll go away. Bye. But, there’s your answer. Try not to need beta-blockers or antidepressants that are used to make you sleep (especially if you are in college, since I assume that would be bad in some cases).
…Well now…
I just feel the need to point out that “may cause changes to your sexual impulses” has nothing to do with turning someone gay or anything like that. It just means you may find your sexual mood changing, simple as that. Way to read a heck of a lot more into it then you’re supposed to.
No, you need to smoke kettle to turn from gay to straight.
Well, I was gay before I smoked pot, aaaand… yep, still gay. So, no, this ad is total bulls**t.
Or you are just F**KING RETARDED and can’t get that it is fake/sarcastic. You know, like every other demotivational poster ever written.
First of all, nobody tries pot just once. Second of all, just because one of your stupid buddies, who’s also high, says “You want to know how I know you’re gay?” doesn’t mean you’re gay. Unless you’re even more stupid than he is, in which case you should just buy some Scope and glowsticks and get over yourself, girlfriend!!!
If he says that with your d**k in his mouth, well…
I only tried pot once when I was younger… horrible experience and I won’t do it again. Most bipolars + pot = huge psychosis. Yaaaay… >.>
Scope and glowsticks? Nobody tries pot once? You sure are trying to sound sure of yourself for pulling statements like that out of your ass…
I remained straight after smoking the stuff.
However I don’t see why people are calling this a fail. Obviously, this is a mockery of the idiots who actually believe it and made the original poster.
Actually, there’s a lot of things being mocked here, if you include the comments. Stuff like this is always a great source for people with Really Strong Opinions, who often don’t realize how much of a mockery they’re making of themselves. Gotta love the internet…
I am not convinced.
nuh uh
See, that’s the problem. He only tried it once. Nobody likes a quitter.
if smoking pot (or doing anything mind you since pot never did to me) makes me put a d**k in my mouth, I’d only try it once also.
@ digit – LOL
if america gets any more stupid i will donate to the iranian nuclear effort
You fail at life because you don’t understand that the entire world is stupid. Americans aren’t as good at hiding it.
Amercians don’t hide it. Some of them are proud of it.
I’m right with ya, buddy.
well maybe thats how it happenned…
What an interesting notion. I thought it was genetics that caused that…but it’s drugs!
Remind me to tell that to a girl friend of mine. She likes yaoi. *cackles ominously*
You better watch out, Jap dudes. She’ll getcha. Dun, dun, dunnn.
Nobody knows if it’s genetics or not. Some scientists suggest so, but not conclusively.
I don’t think they liked my comment. I don’t see why. It’s the truth. I mean, I take beta-blockers with the same warning every day…
Basically, I’m like a kid with A.D.H.D., MVP, tachycardia, constant adrenalin rushes, and mild leprosy. Yay.
So, I don’t really mind. I probably wouldn’t mind if I got turned on by a stove.
I do not see how pot would change anything. Unless he’s a two dollar rent boy now because he’s into pot and needs the money to buy his goods.
It deletes my previous comments when I add a new one or respond to someone? What the heck?
Let’s see if you can find this (as a test): “I don’t think they liked my comment. I don’t see why. It’s the truth. I mean, I take beta-blockers with the same warning every day…
Basically, I’m like a kid with A.D.H.D., MVP, tachycardia, constant adrenalin rushes, and mild leprosy. Yay.
So, I don’t really mind. I probably wouldn’t mind if I got turned on by a stove.
I do not see how pot would change anything. Unless he’s a two dollar rent boy now because he’s into pot and needs the money to buy his goods.”
He looks much more expensive than that. And for sale only to chickenhawks (not the war kind) at that.
And what’s wrong with gay people? Nothing, that’s what.
Who’re you trying to convince exactly?
Why’re you so concerned about it?
thats a lie
Pot use = ok
Gay = DIAF
ESAD UPOS
OOOGGGAAA BOOOGGGAAAAA!
I lol’d.
Oh Sarge.
*imagines world where pot makes people gay the first time they try it*
*impossible to imagine world completely without non-Mormon heterosexuals*
*sigh* Nice dream while it lasted.
I’ve never smoked pot and I’m straight. Clearly the poster is correct.
I’ve never smacked you upside the head and I’m smarter than you. Clearly, you are a f***ing moron.
He was making a joke, and it was clever. Yours was not clever in any way, shape, or form.
XD
Actually this is true, but one dose of pot shouldn’t turn you gay. If I remember correctly, its testosterone, if one has too much of it, they’re gay, drugs increase testosterone, thus, making you gay.
Um…. what? Smoking weed surpresses testosterone production (the MALE hormone), which is why some dudes who smoke it a lot start growing moobs.
ack…. *supresses
this (the original picture that is) is the worst anti-drugs poster thing i have ever seen
I tried pot just once. I ended up watching an Adam Sandler movie. Never again.
Sure. I tried ice once…
Now I’m getting attacked by a freak wearing a bat costume who’s stopping me from saving my dying wife.
Tell him to chill out. Everything’s cool.
We’ll all be little fonzy’s here… and whats the Fonz?
Thats right, he’s coool.
I tried ice too.
Kept my root beer cold.
I love you.
Clearly people are not getting the message from this poster. He smoked pot and then got the courage to come out of the closet and be himself. So smoking pot acctually helps people with they’re problems. I’d say this is a Pot Smoking Win.
lolwhut?
This.
Sweet!
I smoked pot and then watched Pink Floyd – The Wall. I was delighted to discover even more bare boobies than ever before! Woo, yeah! Of course, my friend may have just been rewinding those parts repeatedly, but I enjoyed it none the less.
LIES!!!!!!
Tell that to a Jamaican Rasta Yardie.
ROFL…man if this WAS an actual poster instead of a ‘shop job, I’d be really worried…the beauty of it is it’s retarded enough to almost be believable…
PFfFFFFFFffffftttttt!!! LOL! If this poster were true, i would have freakin’ Elton John calling me for fashion advice.
No wonder my brother’s into pastels all of a sudden.
Okay, now this one sucks and its pretty offensive. Or if this is america’s idea to get kids to stop smoking weed. Its pretty f**king s**tty and low.
I’m fairly sure that it’s the love of c**k, not pot, that would make you gay… but to each their own, right?
LOL.
I’m kinda amazed that nobody has made the obvious connection.
Smoking pot can indeed make a person hella gay. I took the liberty to copy/paste some synonyms to “gay”:
gleeful, jovial, glad, joyous, happy, cheerful, sprightly, blithe, airy, light-hearted; vivacious, frolicsome, sportive, hilarious.
*rimshot*
Now that’s one thing weed can get you into. Rimshots.
You’re smoking a bit of bud, realize, “Hey man… what should I do today?” Then you get rim raped.
They rapin errbody in here!
Do you even know what a ****ing rimshot is?
umm? noooooo!
LOL. Who thought up this ad for Above the Influence?
Cool story, bro.
Then consider me Elton John.
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-antismoking-ads-warn-teens-its-gay-to-smoke,14373/
Jesus F**KING Christ! Not one of u n00bs even noticed the Dead Kennedy shirt he’s wearing?!?!?!?
Some lameass 12 yr old thought this was funny, and thats the joke…. Get it? Yea, didn’t think so…
[...] }); Breaking news: POT makes you wear Dead Kennedys shirts. And according to this poster it makes you [...]
Obvious Satire is Obvious. Except to half the readers, apparently.
lol this is awesome; these posters are plastered all over my school, but we don’t have this.
.. wish we did ):
It also makes you lose your pants.
That is useful information. I can trick my straight friends into being gay by giving them a joint.
Or you can just use vodka.
that is an awesome ad! ha ha ha. love it.
If weed makes you gay it would explain a lot >_>
Plus, I’d bone that kid
My god…. I’m the 420th down voter o.o WHAT DOES IT MEAN
is it natural to want to smoke weed now ?